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Green Valley Izuku once heard that people with stiff hair are not particularly good-tempered.

And Bakugo Katsuki's temper is not only bad, coupled with his wicked face and habit of hitting him when he disagrees, it can be described as horror.At this time, his hair was slightly curled up from sleep, and the air pressure around him was low, like a demon king who had just been awakened in a classic RPG game, or a dragon whose territory had been offended.Most normal people with eyes will choose to be cautious in their words and deeds at this time, so as not to know which words will touch the thunder point of this tyrant.

However, for the hero puppet, he would obviously rather be slaying dragons than being on the show with the two of them.

"I really want to throw you down first." Bakugo Katsuki narrowed his eyes dangerously, and looked back and forth between Midoriya Izuku's panicked expression and his smooth ankle that didn't even have time to wear slippers. It is certain that the mind of this idiot who is now like a headless fly must have become a mess, logic and reason have both been disconnected long ago, and then he let out a disdainful breath from his nose.

Lvgu Izuku was wearing the same T-shirt suit as Bakugo Katsuki, only one size smaller. Standing in front of the landing door, he stared at the floor intently, with a guilty expression. Primary school students cheated in the examination room and were caught by the invigilator on the spot.

"Well, in short, to make a long story short, Shangming made an appointment with me before, and he is going to come to my house to do a live broadcast." Izuku Midori looked up carefully at the expressions of the two, swallowed and continued: "And just now Shangming called me, and the photography team has already arrived downstairs."

"So?" Bakugo Katsuki raised his eyebrows, motioning for the other party to continue talking.

"So it will be troublesome for him to see you...?" Midoriya Izuku said uncertainly.

"Idiot." Bakugo Katsuki commented unceremoniously, and then continued: "Even if the show with an idiot face is filmed, so what?"

"In that case, it will be... eh?" After a long time, Lvgu realized that every rusty gear in his brain seemed to have not been upstream for decades, digesting the words of Katsuki Katsuki with bumps and bumps meaning in.

Green Valley Izuku murmured as if talking to himself: "Even if I see it recorded in the program...it won't matter."

It's too late. It's a very common situation to stay overnight at a same-sex friend's house. That's why Izuku Midoriya, who has just been fucked, is extremely nervous and guilty, will treat him like an enemy.When other people read it, they usually feel that the three heroes have such a good relationship. At most, some girls with special hobbies will silently upload a few articles about dolls and heartbreaking or Hongjiao on forums or their personal homepages. Some of the artistic creations related to the frozen trio go beyond friendship.

There are many outright idiots in this world, and Katsuki Midoriya happens to be one of them.It is true that his green head that seems to be full of weeds can occasionally come up with some useful ideas, but this does not conceal the nature of his trash.

Bakugo Katsuki crossed his arms, leaned his back against the wall, and sneered at Izuku Midoriya's sudden realization. The sarcasm on his face seemed to be a silent mockery of Izuku Midoriya: Needless to say?

"Ahaha..." Izuku Midoriya smiled awkwardly at Katsuki Bakugo, and he closed the French door, already looking relieved.He blinked and continued in a flattering tone, "Then let's make a confession before Shangming comes up? What are Mr. Hong and Xiaosheng going to say?"

Hong Jiaodong, who still looked like he hadn't woken up, yawned lazily, and said calmly, "Tell me the truth."

Izuku's smile froze, and he asked tremblingly: "Well, Hong-kun, can you define that telling the truth means...?"

"It means..." Hong Jiaodong paused, as if he was recalling what happened last night, and after a while he continued: "I came to ask you to take responsibility for me."

———Please jump off right now.

Green Valley Izuku thought with a blank face.He turned his head to look at Bakugo Katsuki, the collapse in his eyes was obvious and he said, "Xiao Sheng, you can't..."

"Heh." Bakugo Katsuki sneered and said, "I'm different from this yin and yang face."

The heart rate of Izuku Lvgu bouncing around slowly dropped and returned to a level slightly higher than normal.However, before he could open his mouth to express his gratitude to Katsuki Bakugo, he heard Katsuki Bakugo go on to say, "I'm here to pursue you."

———You fucking jump off for me too.

Accompanied by a loud bang, the oncoming cold wind made Bakugo and Katsumi squint their eyes again, and Izuku Midoriya, who opened the French door, said coldly, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't." I don’t expect anything from you, but please jump off now.”

In the awkward atmosphere, Hong Jiaodong yawned again with sleepy eyes, and he stood and looked at the scenery outside the balcony following the instructions of Izuku Midoriya.

The high-rise apartment with the highest number of 22 bought by Izuku Green Valley seems a bit out of place in this community where there are generally old Japanese-style buildings. The building he lived in was the center, and within a radius of 15 meters, he couldn't find a foothold that didn't have too much difference in height to slow down the impact of landing.

In terms of the physical fitness of an ordinary person, let alone jumping from the second floor, even if you fall from the height of the top of the cabinet, some unlucky people may break their legs.

Of course, Hero Frozen and Hero Heartbroken are not ordinary people—but this does not mean that they can easily and unscathed jump from a high-rise apartment on the fourteenth floor.

"Although it's not impossible." Hong Jiaodong calmly analyzed and said: "But if I dance with Baohao, there will be a lot of noise."

The words of Hong Jiaodong are indeed the truth. Both his and Bakugo Katsuki's personalities belong to the type of magnificent visual effects, and it is impossible for them to be used in residential areas during the day without being noticed.Compared with Hong Jiaodong and Bakugo Katsuki staying at his house for an interview, the news of why the heroes Bakuxindi and Hong Jiaodong jumped down from the fourteenth floor together after a fight may be easier to imagine.

"Then you can keep quiet——" Izuku Midoriya said in a low voice with pleading eyes, but Katsuki Katsuki interrupted him before he finished speaking.

"I refuse, and there is a waste of time..." Bakugo Katsuki's expression looks more ferocious than when he was woken up by kicking the door forcibly at the beginning. If he was the demon king who was just awakened before, then he is now After being awakened, he went out and killed a hundred and eighty brave men, the devil of LV.MAX.

Izuku Midoriya could even smell that the concentration of nitroglycerin in the air was rising sharply, and any spark of love could blow his small apartment with a 30-year loan to ruins.When he was hesitating whether to activate the fire alarm in advance, Izuku Midoriya heard Katsuki Bakugo suppress his anger and continue to say: "Is the matter of my mother chasing you so shameful to you?" ?”

———HELLO?You call this kind of behavior called pursuit after finishing your childish tame sex and then immediately dragging the other party on the show to come out publicly?Bakugo Katsuki, don't lie to me, although I have never been in a relationship, I also know that pursuit is not like this? ! ! ! !

"Uh..." Although I was already agitated in my heart, Izuku Midoriya, who didn't show it at all on the surface, put on a pose of thinking for a while, and replied uncertainly: "...Yes?"

Before the walls of Izuku's house were about to suffer another devastation, the cell phone of a certain green-haired hero rang again in good time.Izuku Midoriya looked at Shangming Electric on the caller ID, and hesitantly picked up the phone under the gazes of Tokoro and Katsuki Bakugo.

"Kaminagi, I'm sorry I haven't fixed my room yet..." Izuku Midori felt guilty and started to lie against his conscience.

"Ah, that's not the problem." Shangming Electric's voice sounded a little embarrassed, "It's like this, our photo shoot seemed to eat something yesterday and I feel sick to my stomach, Green Valley, do you mind letting him go up first? I'm sorry to borrow the toilet."

If he didn't have two big living people standing beside him, Hong Jiaodong and Bakugo Katsuki, the considerate hero doll would be very happy; The request is really...reasonable.

"Okay, okay." Izuku Midoriya said dryly and hung up the phone, and the moment he pressed the stop call button, he behaved like a fly wandering around the room aimlessly. Taking advantage of the opportunity, he helped the photographer in the Shangming Electric team who rang the electronic doorbell downstairs to unlock the door and elevator downstairs.

Midoriya Izuku took a deep breath, comforting himself in his heart.

Izuku Lvgu, calm down, it's not like you haven't encountered similar crisis situations after being a hero for so long...

———I have never come across anything like this! ! !

Green Valley Izuku thought in despair.Such explosive titles as "TOP3 Hero Live Derailment", "The Legend of All Might", "Legend of the Puppet Shura Field" and so on flashed through his mind uncontrollably like a barrage of bullets. , making this headless fly even more unable to think of any countermeasures.

It takes less than 5 minutes to get up by the elevator from downstairs, what can be done in these 5 minutes to restore his precarious reputation... Izuku Lvgu was thinking about it, when suddenly he caught something from the corner of his eye, Then he stopped in front of a large wardrobe.

It was a dark brown one-and-a-half-person floor-to-ceiling wardrobe with double doors. Until last night, it was filled with all kinds of clothes that Izuku Midoriya had worn and which he hadn't worn.But coincidentally, most of the closet was emptied during the cleaning last night, and now there are only some odd and small shirts in it, and most of the place is empty, even if it is filled with two adult men...

Green Valley Izuku's eyes gradually became sharper.At the same time, a chill crawled up the backs of Hong Jiaodong and Bakugo Katsuki, making them feel goosebumps for no reason.

Izuku Midoriya turned around, looked at Katsuki Bakugo, who looked like he had nothing to do with him, and Katsuki, who was half-closed and yawning in confusion, and said from the bottom of his heart, "I'm sorry."

"Wujiu you fucking..." Bakugo Katsuki seemed to have noticed something, but the quick attack of the first hero is really clean and neat. With 100% OFA full coverage, the punch was extremely precise and knocked out the opponent before Bakugo Katsuki had time to react.

"Green Valley, this is..." Hong Jiaodong asked hesitantly, "Is there a new way to kill people and silence them?"

———You and Xiaosheng are so synchronized in thinking, why do you two not make do with it, but come to me instead? !

"Ahaha it's not!!!!" Along with Izuku Midoriya's voice of despair, came the iron fist of the current number one hero.Moments later, Izuku Midoriya, the only sober criminal at the scene, carefully put Katsuki Bakugo on the ground, and began to tidy up the scene of the crime while feeling guilty and collapsing.

Three minutes later, when the Shangming Electric team stepped into Lugu Dejiu's house, they saw this scene: the hero doll was cutting two sealed boxes and taking them to his home's floor cabinet, and pasted a big X on it.

"Sorry, toilet, can I borrow the toilet?" Tanaka, who was in charge of photography, had a look of pain on his face, his forehead was covered with beads of sweat, and he looked like he was about to go west.

"Ah, that's right there." Izuku Lugu hurriedly pointed to the other party after putting on the sealing tape, and saw a gust of wind blowing past the other party, before he even had time to thank him and went straight to the toilet.

"Well, Midoriya, what is this?" Seeing that the recording hadn't officially started, Shangming Electric walked up to Izuku Midoriya, looked at this strange-looking wardrobe and asked curiously: "Why should Stick the packing tape?"

"..." After a moment of silence, Izuku Midoriya replied deeply: "Because the things in this closet are very dangerous..."

Shangming Electric was taken aback by Izuku Midoriya's face suddenly sinking, he took two steps back and continued to ask in a low voice with uncertainty: "How dangerous is it?"

"If the contents inside come out, people will die."

Midoriya Izuku closed his eyes, and thought with ashes, if there were no accidents, he would probably be beaten to death by Katsuki Bakugo after he woke up.

"Really or not." Shangming Electric shivered suspiciously, but still cautiously stayed away from the closet out of trust in Izuku Midoriya.He chose the seat farthest from the closet to sit down, and briefly talked with Izuku Midoriya about the estimated process of the live broadcast later.

The two have known each other for so many years. Although Izuku Lvgu and Shangming Electric are not that familiar with the others, they have a certain degree of tacit understanding. Based on the idea of ​​early death and early life, the photographer Taro Tanaka who went to the toilet As soon as he came back, Lugu Dejiu said that he was ready and could start the live broadcast.

This emerging live broadcast website jointly opened by Shangming Electric and a friend is not too popular if it is said to be popular, and it is not particularly confused if it is said to be stupid. It is in an embarrassing position.

And in this era, the well-known traffic king TOP3 and the hero TOP3 list completely overlapped, so Shangming Electric took the idea to his old classmate...

The recording of the whole live broadcast was relatively smooth, without any accidents, and Shangming Electric is a person who is very good at bringing atmosphere, and Midori Izuku is also the current No.1 hero who attracts everyone's attention, except today In the beginning, I was a little apprehensive because of guilty conscience, but as time went by, under the guidance of the other party, I gradually adapted to the rhythm of this live broadcast.

Accompanied by Shangming Electric's sentence: "Then today's live broadcast event is here, thank you for watching, and you must support our platform a lot in the future." This live broadcast event of about 10 minutes is a perfect ending .

As soon as Shangming Electric’s voice fell, the cameraman Tanaka said quickly with a pale face: "I'm sorry, I'll borrow the toilet again!"

Then a gust of wind blew by, and Hikaru Tanaka went straight to the bathroom, so fast that even the number one hero would feel inferior.

"Thank you for your hard work, everyone." At this time, Lvgu Izuku let out a long breath, and finally let go of the heart he had been holding on for a long time.

"No, no, I'm going to trouble you." Shangming Electric gave Izuku Midoriya a thumbs up, then turned his head to look at the wardrobe sealed by the sealing tape, and said with lingering fear: "Oh, it's still It ended smoothly, and I was still worried what to do if this cabinet really... had some live broadcast accident, it's okay, haha."

As we all know, people will die if they die, and people who plant flags will——

As if to verify this truth, as soon as Shangming Electric’s voice fell, there was a very heavy "boom" from the cabinet, as if something in the cabinet was hanging heavily on the cabinet door, trying to get out of it. of.

The scene was silent for a while, and even the sound of breathing could be heard clearly. Everyone invariably remembered the scene before the BOSS was about to be killed in the supernatural movie.

"Is there really something in the green green green valley????" Shangming Electric stammered with a pale face.

"...Hmm." Midoriya Izuku looked up at the ceiling and replied unrequitedly.

"Lvgu, my legs are weak, I can't run, save me!!!" Shangming Denki shook Izuku's shoulders in despair, and shouted with tears in his eyes: "I'm still young, I don't want to die— ———!!!”

Izuku Lvgu said calmly without changing his face: "Oh."

While they were talking, the sound of hammering the door from the inside of the closet rang a little harder. Shangming Electric held his beating heart and looked at Izuku Midori with a calm face sitting next to him in admiration. , Thinking: As expected of the incumbent No. [-] is so calm!

"Wu Jiu, you fucking———" Accompanied by the roar and flames that seemed to come from hell, someone jumped out of the cabinet with a ferocious face like a Rakshasa, followed by another super calm expression Pool noodle handsome guy.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Shangming Electric hugged Izuku Midori's arm and yelled with his eyes closed. His short stature seemed to bring him an endless sense of security.

After a while, Shangming Electric, who found that he was still alive, opened his eyes cautiously, and found Tomoko and Katsuki Bakugo who were watching Izuku Midoriya with enthusiastic eyes. There are broken cabinet doors all over the place, and his group of employees with different faces hiding at the door.

"Uh." Shangming Electric looked at his fierce old friend Katsuki Bakugo, then at his expressionless old classmate Hong Jiaodong, and at Izuku Midoriya whose face was ashen as if he had lost the will to survive, Dazed and confused, he slapped his hands twice and stammered, "Huan, welcome to come out...?"

Just at this time, there was a sound of flushing from the toilet, and I missed the camera of the scene of coming out perfectly. Hao's face turned even paler.

"That..." After Tanaka clicked twice on the camera device, he walked carefully behind Shangming Electric and poked him on the shoulder: "Boss, I have something to say."

"What's the matter, if you're not in a hurry, I'll talk about it after I've finished reading it." Shangming Electric didn't turn his head, staring at the tense atmosphere in the katsuki Midoriya Dejiu, watching the excitement, it's not a big deal said.

"That's right..." Tanaka swallowed, and mustered up the courage to say loudly: "That's right, I was in a hurry to go to the bathroom and didn't pay attention, so the camera seems to be off."

"Wow." Shangming Electric sighed subconsciously, and then realized something was wrong, he slowly turned his head to look at Tanaka and asked in disbelief: "So this means...?"

Tanaka's eyes shifted, his face turned pale, and he said in an erratic tone: "That is to say, the content just now has actually been broadcast."