Handsome guy, just follow me

It's like this, I'm a male, and my hobbies are the same as above, so it's similar to a straight man who can't walk when he sees a beautiful woman. When he meets a handsome guy who looks good, he will also feel refreshed from the bottom of his heart.But face control belongs to face control. Most of the time I am quite reserved. There is a lot of people going to and from the bank every day, and there are many handsome men who look quite elite. So like today, just relying on one face made my little heart feel the feeling of bumping the deer in the novel. Such a girlish reaction is really rare.

I'm a nympho, the handsome guy on the opposite side probably thought I didn't hear clearly, and repeated it politely: "Excuse me, is there anyone here?"

I completely forgot at this second, but 10 minutes ago, I really expressed my miss for Xiao Guo's absence. At this moment, I am very glad that I didn't go out with Xiao Guo's burden today, and took out the door of my house. The host, who always waits for you with open arms, enthusiastically shook his hand and said, "No, you sit and you sit!"

After finishing speaking, I felt that I used two overlapping words in succession, which seemed a bit gay.

Fortunately, the handsome guy didn't feel any discomfort, he just smiled back and sat down.

While he was handing the receipt to the waiter, I sneaked another look at him, and the more I looked at it, the more pleasing it was to my eyes.To be honest, people are not as handsome as heaven and earth, but things like aesthetics are inevitably mixed with a lot of subjective consciousness. There are a thousand Hamlets in a thousand people’s hearts. , the handsome guy on the opposite side, his appearance just fits my taste.

However, although I was a little turbulent, I didn't dare to be too turbulent. At most, I took a couple of glances at others, and I was content to feast my eyes.Just kidding, everyone's safety awareness is getting stronger and stronger these days, and it is difficult for straight men to strike up a conversation, let alone our small group.What's more, I have never heard of a love at first sight that started at a fried restaurant and ended up blooming and bearing fruit. There is no rich sweetness, but the sour taste of old mature vinegar.

Let's eat the fried rice that I have been thinking about all morning. Spiritual civilization can only be a scum before food and clothing are solved.

One blow, two bites and three sips, silently reciting the formula, ready to start my food journey, but only to the second stage, the embarrassing thing came, just heard the sound of "biu", I broke my mouth Suddenly transformed into the favorite water gun of the children, sprayed a tail of water very rhythmically, overcame the air resistance and stretched the furthest distance, all of them flew on the target person impartially.

The bright mark on the front of the handsome guy's white sweater seems to be low-key praising the aim of the fried gun: it hits the red heart, not a single drop wasted, it is perfect.What is pancake man? Dashengjian is the proper C king.

The sudden change made the air instantly quiet. The handsome guy and I looked at each other, and in each other's eyes we read the soul torture of who I am and why I am here.

If the sky wants to kill me, even a raw pancake can be a demon!

Time passed by, and as a fair and law-abiding citizen, I was the first to lose the battle because I couldn't stand the condemnation of my conscience. I hurriedly pulled out a stack of papers from the tissue box on the table and handed them over: "Excuse me, excuse me, what's the matter?" I can't control my mouth, I'm really sorry!"

The handsome guy seemed to have just come to his senses, took the paper towel and replied blankly, it’s okay, the quality of the paper towels in the small restaurant is extremely poor, I watched helplessly. Touching the muddy crumbs, he put down the tissue in embarrassment, and uncomfortably brushed off the uninvited guest sticking to his clothes.

As the culprit, I couldn't help thinking, maybe what he wanted to dust off wasn't the poor-quality paper towels that didn't have any cleaning effect, but the... me who was sitting across from him and caused him to suffer innocently?Thinking of this possibility, the sentence just now doesn’t matter seems particularly unconvincing. I seriously suspect that this is a conditioned reflex, similar to Howeyou——Fine, thankyou, andyou

I sighed and said, "How can it be okay? You just happen to be dressed in white..."

If I use one word to describe this moment, it would be self-defeating, embarrassing to a certain extreme, shame and anxiety can be pierced together, and they can be detached from the impetuous spiritual world together.

The handsome guy smiled and said, "Blame me, what kind of white sweater do you wear after eating raw fried food? According to Murphy's law, who will I spray if I don't? I just didn't expect that the range is quite far."

I couldn't help staring at him for a long time, trying to discern from his face whether the sentence just now was relief or sarcasm, or was it just a little yellow accent?But besides "this face is really pleasing to the eye", I can't see anything.

"Don't take it to heart, it's really a trivial matter."

Okay, I'm sure, I'm the one who sees the filth, he was really comforting me just now, it's you who is beautiful and kind!

Maybe it’s because I saw my single time being broken day by day, and the attraction brought to me by the unknown and tempting intimacy overcame the inherent restraint and self-restraint of a normal social person in interpersonal communication at this moment. , I decided to cherish this opportunity in exchange for a large-scale embarrassment, and bravely took the first step to strike up a conversation with strangers in the past 27 years!

Ordinarily, it would be more appropriate if I could take out a bottle of Tide Libai and Blue Moon now, but since I don’t have the ability to predict the future, the props at hand are very limited, so I can only take out a business card from my pocket , with 12 points of sincerity, handed it over with both hands: "Don't worry, I will be responsible for the mistakes I made no matter whether it is a big or small matter. This is my business card. Please keep it. Whether it needs dry cleaning in the future Or for a replacement, you can contact me at any time, and I will try my best to give you a satisfactory answer within a reasonable range for the loss caused by me."

The handsome guy seemed a little hesitant at first, and after listening patiently to me, he took the business card with both hands, and after seeing the content on the business card, he burst out laughing: "I said, why do you want to give you a five-star praise so much?" What? The professionalism of the service industry is really pervasive enough.”

A business card in exchange for a handsome guy's smile, this is a very good deal!

While he was distracted from studying the business card, I hit the rails while it was hot: "The mobile phone number on the business card is my WeChat account. You can add it. Besides clothes, if you have financial needs, you can also find me..."

The handsome guy glanced at me suspiciously, I thought badly, don't think that I deliberately attracted his attention for the sake of performance, I hurriedly shook my watch and said faithfully: "No, don't get me wrong, I mean I'm right At present, the wealth management products on the market are quite familiar. If you are interested, I can recommend a few products with reasonable returns for you in a targeted manner, not to let you do wealth management with me..."

The handsome guy smiled again, and I found out that there is a small dimple on his left side, which is not very obvious, but it is very vivid on this face, "Don't be nervous, I just think it's pretty cool for you to switch communication modes in a second. Miraculous, I thought you would always be 'you'."

I breathed a sigh of relief. As the person I was approached with, this handsome guy was so friendly that I couldn't help but want to sing a song of gratitude from the bottom of my heart. I made it clear that I would not be beaten for making someone else full of soup, and even Perhaps because of this embarrassing experience in exchange for a romantic relationship, such things as shame are like the soup that has been thrown out, and it is out of my jurisdiction: "Being a man must have a conscience, you are unlucky enough today, I am not afraid of going too far I'm afraid it will disgust you!"

The handsome guy was taken aback, and said seriously: "I'm very happy today, I don't feel unlucky."

Come and stop me!Otherwise, in order to make him more happy, I always want to bite through the rest of the fried rice and perform a folk unique skill of pointing and hitting!

The cold-faced waiter came late with the meal ordered by the handsome guy, the conversation was temporarily interrupted, and my elopement rationality returned to its place for a short time. For the two strangers who met by chance, although there was a bit of an episode, I sincerely (?) I apologized, but the other party generously chose to forgive. Our communication has almost come to an end. After that, everyone will eat their own food. I will go back to the bank to fight for the performance appraisal at the end of the month. He probably needs to find a Go ahead and deal with the oil stains on your body, that business card will most likely be thrown in a trash can... Then I will report today's events to Chen You, and he despises him from the beginning to the end, and continues to repeat Step-by-step life.

I suddenly feel a little discouraged. Isn't life a bit too boring in a completely predictable life?

The handsome guy took a pair of chopsticks from the chopstick holder, and wiped them briefly with a paper towel. I don’t know if it’s because of me that he was a little bit skeptical about Shengjian. He didn’t start eating right away. Instead, he lowered his head and picked up his phone. I stared at him. The back of his head, a little bit of sadness in his heart, but the mood is not getting better, he suddenly raised his head and raised his phone and shook it at me, asking: "I added it, is your nickname Kou Kou Kou?"

No wonder people always yearn for unknown surprises, it’s like a roller coaster that accelerates without warning, it’s so fucking exciting!