Handsome guy, just follow me

As for how to capture the tiger with one hand, here is my plan:

Since Tan Hu doesn't look like he's out of his mind, the live-action gift I imagined would be difficult to perform in real life, so he really wanted to give me a gift, literally.

Just thinking about the fact that Tan Hu will give me the gift with his own hands is already exciting enough.I decided that even if he only sent a pack of tissues in the end, I must uphold the belief that the paper is short and long, and the gift is more important than affection, and insisted that only by offering the same precious gift in return can I live up to Tan Hu's sincere heart.And what is more precious than a 360-degree high-quality boyfriend with no dead ends that can be brought out in the street to fight, kill fish and warm the bed?

As for the second case, which is extremely unlikely but cannot be completely ruled out—what if Tan Hu is a person who doesn't like to follow the usual path and is willing to play the game of making promises with his body?Am I going to reject him just because he's out of his mind?of course not!I didn't even have to stretch out my hand when the tiger came to my door, so I'm so hypocritical, as if my brain is right, patients and patients should be a natural match.

In this way, although I have not yet possessed Chen You's extraordinary talent and mastered the magical skills of knowing oneself and the enemy, the probability of getting out of the order this time is astonishingly close to [-]%. It's time for the mother to start firecrackers.

Until the next day when Tan Hu gracefully pushed a huge box in front of me shyly and full of anticipation, I was still deeply trapped in the romantic dream I wove for myself. With a fake smile, I said politely: "How embarrassing for you to prepare the present before my birthday!"

That being said, the movements of his hands were not very restrained at all. He untied the ribbon on the box with three strokes, opened the lid with the mood of opening a treasure chest, and then...

"You have helped me so much. I always want to thank you very much. I think this gift is very suitable for you."

Facing the gift that quietly revealed the true face of Mount Lu, I had mixed feelings for a while, and my mood was indescribable. Under Tan Hu's burning eyes, I tried my best to consider the words and sentences, and said with a little difficulty: "...Well, Tan Hu, are you right? Do you misunderstand me? Me, although I look quite young, I am indeed 27 this year, not 17..."

I'm convinced of this brother, and gave me a basketball, a real basketball, the basketball that all teenagers in the second grade are passionate about!Wouldn't it be more appropriate to sing a song "I really want to say I love you loudly" live?So I, who is very suitable for this gift, what kind of magical position do I have in Tan Hu's heart?

"You don't like it?" Tan Hu glanced at me, his eyes gradually dimmed, and said bitterly: "When I was chatting with you before, I talked a lot about being a school basketball player when I was a student, and the WeChat profile picture is also Sakuragi Flower Road , and I heard from your friend that you have always been a loyal fan of Kobe, I thought you would like this signed version..."

"Fuck!" After listening to Tan Hu's explanation, I realized that Kobe's signature was really on the ball, and from the perspective of many years of fans, it looked very real, and it was not the same as the imitation parallel imports on the market. Level, I hold this ball that I despise just now, and look at it carefully, "It's Kobe's autograph, it's not printed by a machine, I... I'm not dreaming, am I?"

Tan Hu seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, and said with a smile: "I won't joke with you about this, don't worry, it's absolutely genuine."

Thinking that Tan Hu is actually not as shrewd as he looks, I temporarily separated a little bit of reason from the ecstasy, and asked vigilantly: "You didn't buy it online, did you? There are many scammers and arrogant people these days, and what's even more annoying is The business ability is also improving day by day, it's very wicked, how much did you spend?"

"It didn't cost any money," Tan Hu grinned at me, "my uncle paid for the tickets and basketball back then, all I have to do is pass the prepared basketball forward when Kobe passes through the player tunnel, and then Waiting for the blessing of luck...why don't you speak? Now believe it, why do I dare to make a promise of genuine childlike innocence with confidence."

After Tan Hu finished speaking, he raised his eyebrows at me, and the little complacency in his words added a bit of innocent childishness to him.

"Listen to you, it should be treasured for many years, so just give it to me, don't you feel bad?"

"Do you like it?" Tan Hu asked me back.

"Isn't this nonsense? I'm so happy and bright, can't you see that I'm about to take off?"

"That's fine, I'm happy if you're happy, otherwise how can it be called a gift? Besides..." Tan Hu smiled slyly, "My idol is actually Iverson."

Undergraduate fans expressed dissatisfaction!

However, for the sake of short manpower, what is this difference in aesthetics?Besides, Iverson is also good, besides Kobe, he is also one of the players I admire more.

"No!" I reacted abruptly, "My friend told you that Kobe is my idol, which friend? Isn't the two of us in a one-way relationship? When did you practice the six-degree network theory?"

"It's the friend I met the day I went to the Parent-child Paradise, the one who talked so funny." Tan Hu said.

"...You mean Chen You? Since when did you two start chatting, didn't you just listen to him talking nonsense that day?"

"You chatted for a while when you went to pay the bill," Tan Hu said, "Your friend is very nice, and invited me to form a team to play basketball when I have time."

Damn, I remembered, that day when Chen You came to eat with a face, how could I have the nerve to ask Tan Hu to pay, I settled the bill while I was going to the bathroom.Chen You, a bitch, is it possible that he is still attacking the girl whose ex-boyfriend is the captain of the school team?There are people of the opposite sex but no humanity, and they even extended their claws to Tan Hu, I can't bear it!

I said solemnly: "Don't pay attention to him, this parallel importer is still willing to fight, it's not shameful enough."

Tan Hu smiled: "Actually, I haven't played basketball for a long time. My hands are very raw. Your friend is super enthusiastic. I feel a little itchy after being told by him. He added me on WeChat. If there is a chance to discuss together in the future, I should do it too." Quite interesting."

I rely on!Isn't Chen You the guy?Think about how I had to go to Tan Hu’s wechat in the first place after splashing a handsome guy with raw soup?How old is he?While claiming to be a straight man, he secretly rubbed the corners of people's walls to hide Chen Cang, it's terribly frightening to think about it!

"This guy's circle of friends is either a non-mainstream selfie or a sour moan. If you don't want to dirty your eyes, remember to block it in time." After giving the advice, I continued to work for my own benefit, "Why do you want to find Chen You if you really want to discuss? That half-baked guy, sitting in front of him is a beautiful boy who was once obsessed with this sport, can't your big eyes see it?"

After I finished speaking, I blinked my eyes on purpose. Tan Hu's tolerance is indeed different from that of ordinary people. Not only was he not disgusted by me, on the contrary, he was obviously refreshed after listening to me, his eyes were bright, and he asked me, is it okay? ?

"What's wrong? I'm not pretending. If you really have a one-on-one match with me, you will naturally understand where I got the confidence to use Yingmu Huadao as my WeChat profile picture."

"Since it's a competition," my brain turned quickly, and I didn't need to look in the mirror to know how malicious my smile is now. "Why don't we add a little excitement, how about the loser have to unconditionally agree to the winner's request? Of course, don't worry, run naked It's not the style of a modest gentleman like me to cross-dress like this..."

Tan Hu raised his eyebrows and looked at me, "It sounds like you are bound to win."

"What? Scared?" I challenged back.

"No, I was just thinking," Tan Hu narrowed his eyes slightly, this action made him look unspeakably sexy, "You usually take care of me so much, when the score is too wide, isn't it too kind to avenge you?" ?”

This is what it means to fight.I was secretly happy in my heart. Most of the time, Tan Hu was gentle and harmless, and occasionally showed a more real and powerful side, which made people treat him badly. From the appearance to the attributes, this guy is my favorite from the inside out. It's not surprising at all to fall headfirst.

"Young people, it's a good thing to have dreams... But, you have to be taught how to be a man a few times in order to grow faster, right?"

It’s really not me talking nonsense, I dare not say anything about other sports, the level of basketball is really good, after all, I have been dragging a pig teammate like Chen You all the year round, if there is no real ability to turn the tide with one enemy and two, only His life was cut off.

I was immersed in the beautiful vision of Tan Hu's handsome face and at the same time expressing a bang to win the final victory of the Tiger Operation, completely ignoring the meaningful gaze Tan Hu cast on me, what did that sentence say?The praying mantis catches the cicada and the oriole is behind me. I am a self-proclaimed shrewd hunter who thinks that the time is right and I will return with a full load just by pulling the net at the last time. Little do I know that in the eyes of the other party, I am the delicious and idiotic prey, who graciously helps dig the hole, In the end, I still don’t forget to jump and throw myself into the trap...Of course, these are all things to say, and there is only one thought left in my mind right now-I am finally going to confess my love to Tan Hu!