King Bayern

Guan Xiaobai has a lot of fallacies, so he needs the audience to appreciate his fallacies. Guan Xiaobai found that the Bender brothers seemed stupid.

"Come on, feel deep, and feel bored."

This is the first time for the Bender brothers to drink alcohol, and it is a liquor as high as rum, so they are still a little afraid.

"Try it for a while, and forget it if you don't like it." Chen Mu said.

But Guan Xiaobai is really a bad guy, he grabbed Lars Bender's hand and poured it down, "That's right."

"Spicy, spicy, spicy."

"Xiaobai, be polite."

"It's okay, judging by the height of the two of them, it's okay to drink a bottle."

"You know how to bully honest people."

After the first time, the next step will be easier, Brother Bender also let go, "Brother Xiaobai, I like you."

"Really? Actually, let me tell you that there are many people who like me, and I am a kind person."

"Brother Xiaobai, do you and Chen Mu live here?"

"No, there are two more beauties."

As soon as the beauty was mentioned, the Bender brothers became excited. At this time, Helen just came back, "Is there a visitor at home?"

"teammate."

"Then I'll go back to my room."

"Wow, it's so beautiful."

"That is, she has been my girlfriend for several years."

Chen Mu stared at Guan Xiaobai with wide eyes. Is this guy really not afraid of death?After a while, Elena came back.

Yi Lianna directly skipped Brother Bender, "Chen Mu, come to my room later, I have business with you."

Brother Bender's eyes almost popped out. He thought Guan Xiaobai was joking, but he didn't expect that there were actually two beauties.

Guan Xiaobai patted the two of them, "This is also my girlfriend."

Brother Bender was taken aback, "You have two girlfriends by yourself?"

"Can't you?"

It seems that there is no law that prohibits it, but in reality it is not allowed, Chen Mu rolled his eyes in his heart, Guan Xiaobai, you are a liar.

Brother Bender was young after all, Lars Bender asked stupidly: "Brother Bai, how did you catch them?"

Guan Xiaobai patted the table, "Who said I was the one who chased them, but it was actually the two of them who were stalking me."

"Damn, you're wasting talent if you don't write about the Internet at your level," Chen Mu thought.

There are two types of people who admire young people like the Bender brothers the most, one is a football star, and the other is a person with a beautiful girlfriend.

At this time, in the eyes of the Bender brothers, Guan Xiaobai is like a god. Sven took Guan Xiaobai's hand, "Brother Xiaobai, can you teach me?"

"Teach you how to pick up girls?"

Swindow nodded shyly.

"Let me tell you, picking up girls is a system engineering, and it can't be learned in a day or two."

"Little Bai, don't teach young people badly."

"It's okay, young people nowadays are inherently bad."

puff.

Lars Bender said, "It's okay, we can come every day."

Svend said: "We have decided that you will be our agent from now on."

This is what Guan Xiaobai wants to hear the most. Although he is a manager, he is actually a bare-bones commander. There is only Chen Mu under his banner, and even this person is only a verbal signing to himself.

"Okay, that's it, I'll teach you how to pick up girls."

"Stupid, stupid."

Larsbender looked embarrassed, "Xiaobai, you let us two simulate a girl-picking program, but we are both men."

"What's the matter? You can't even do the exercises well. When you meet a beautiful woman, you don't want to hang up first."

Brother Bender thought he was right.

"Go on, Lars, you are a man now, Sven, you are a woman now, just follow what I just taught you."

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"Beauty, do I know you?"

"?"

"Because you look cool."

"Hahaha."

Brother Bender looked embarrassed, "Xiaobai, are you sure this is a flirt? Why does it feel like sexual harassment to me?"

Guan Xiaobai said seriously: "What is the purpose of your strike up?"

Brother Bender didn't answer, Guan Xiaobai continued: "Isn't the purpose of striking up a conversation just to get out of bed? So striking up a conversation is a kind of sexual harassment."

The Bender brothers are just honest, but they are not stupid. They always feel that Guan Xiaobai's theory is weird and seems to be fallacious.

"Xiaobai, we are beginners, can you tell us something practical?"

Guan Xiaobai thought for a while, "Yes."

After Guan Xiaobai finished speaking, Brother Bender asked stupidly: "Are you sure this is okay?"

"no problem."

Elena took the juice from the refrigerator, turned around, and was startled, "What are you doing?"

The Bender Brothers are like two goal gods, they will really surprise people when they suddenly appear in front of them.

The Bender brothers glanced at each other, bit the bullet, and said what Guan Xiaobai taught them, "Beauty, after seeing you, I can't see anything else anymore."

"Crazy," thought Elena.

Seeing that Elena didn't talk to him, Brother Bender continued: "Because your Mont Blanc covers everything."

Immediately Yi Lianna clenched her fists and said with a smile, "Is this what Guan Xiaobai taught you?"

Brother Bender was taken aback, "How do you know?"

"Because he is the only one in the world who can say such obscene words."

"Ugly?"

"As an upright policewoman in Munich, I remind you two to stay away from Guan Xiaobai, he is a bad person."

Brother Bender said with a dazed expression: "But Guan Xiaobai said you are his girlfriend."

"And you were the one who stalked him."

Yi Lianna almost exploded in anger, Guan Xiaobai is fine with harming minors, and also slandered his own reputation.

"Okay, you wait, I'll go and clean him up right away, I advise you two to leave first, the scene later is not suitable for children."

"How did those two big fools go for so long?"

"Guan Xiaobai."

Hearing it was Yi Lianna's voice, Guan Xiaobai slipped under the bed, "Where's the person?"

"Guan Xiaobai, I'll count to three, if you come out, then I'll beat you up, if you don't come out, then I'll beat you up."

"one."

"two."

"three."

Guan Xiaobai thought to himself, you think I'm stupid, I won't go out, Yi Lianna knew that Guan Xiaobai was most afraid of mice, so she shouted: "Rats!"

"what!"

Guan Xiao was not afraid during the day, but when he saw a mouse, he was terrified to death. Guan Xiaobai came out suddenly.

"To die, to die."

"You lied to me?"

"Guan Xiaobai, are you a man?"

Guan Xiaobai shrugged and pointed to the bed, "Am I a man, you can check for yourself."

"Snapped."

Guan Xiaobai's head shuddered violently.

"By the way, I remember you lost the bet, so you are my servant now."

"Serve your head."

"Hehe, I know, you want to be Chen Mu's maid, but he doesn't want you."

Yi Lianna kicked Guan Xiaobai hard, furious from her heart.

"Fuck, your calves are so thick, you belong to Carlos."