King Bayern

"In my territory, you have to listen to me"

Guan Xiaobai hummed about my territory, and Elena on the opposite side said angrily, "You're lying."

"Referee, she said I was lying."

Helen shook her head, "Guan Xiaobai is not playing tricks. Although this guy is not very good, he is really good at playing table tennis."

"Of course, don't look at me from the Ping-Pong Kingdom."

There is a table tennis table on the terrace of Chen Mu’s house. Chen Mu, Guan Xiaobai, and Chen Kong used to play table tennis when they were young, but it was abandoned for a long time. Unexpectedly, Helen and Yi Lianna expressed their desire to play after seeing the table tennis table.

"Chen Mu, you come to play too."

Chen Mu is facing the TV and is learning freestyle football. Although professional players have a good sense of the ball, they are still not as good as freestyle football players.

"No, let's play."

Chen Mu lifted the ball high, and when the ball fell, he clamped it with the back of his neck, and then pushed his neck up again, and the ball returned to Chen Mu's feet.

"Clap clap clap."

"Cousin, you're beautiful. If I learn this trick, I'll be very good at picking up girls."

Yi Lianna glanced at the football, then at the ping-pong table, and suddenly thought, "Guan Xiaobai, do you dare to play with the ping-pong ball I invented?"

"Hehe, you invented table tennis? Does the ITTF recognize it?"

Yi Lianna put her hands on her hips, "Stop talking nonsense, just say whether you dare or not."

"Dare, let the horse come over."

Yi Lianna took a football and hit it with her head. The football bounced and landed on Guan Xiaobai's side.

"What do you mean?"

"It's the same rules, except that the beat is replaced by the head, and everything else is the same."

"Can you still play like this?"

"What's wrong? Scared?"

Guan Xiaobai patted his chest, "There is no fear word in my dictionary."

"Helen, you are still the referee."

Yi Lianna threw the ball to Guan Xiaobai, "Let you kick off first."

Guan Xiaobai tossed the ball up slightly, and then hit it with his head. The ball flew to Yi Lianna's half court.

"Depend on."

"I won, got a point."

Guan Xiaobai was dissatisfied, why did the German look different when he switched to football?

11:0.

Guan Xiaobai looked at the scoreboard, feeling regretful, "Never mind, this is not a regular game at all."

"Referee, he is cheating."

"Xiaobai, I must stand by Elena's side this time."

"I want to ask for foreign aid."

"foreign aid??"

"Chen Mu, come quickly and defend the honor of our Chinese men."

Chen Mu turned off the TV, ran over with a smile, "What's the matter? You have lost the face of the Chinese men, now it's up to me?"

Guan Xiaobai blushed with anger, "I'm a good man and don't fight with women."

Chen Mu was just peeking at this place just now, and he also thinks this game is very interesting, combining table tennis and football.

"Okay, step aside and cheer me on, I'll do it."

"How to compare?"

"Two out of three, right?" Helen said.

Yi Lianna shook her head, she knew that Chen Mu was different from a good-for-nothing like Guan Xiaobai, and she had to be killed in one round.

"Just one round! How about 11 points?"

"it is good!"

The first ball, Yi Lianna served, bounced very high, Guan Xiaobai's heart skipped a beat, this kind of ball is difficult to handle, he was cheated just like this, because for most people, it is very difficult for most people to hold the ball with their head up. It is difficult to send force. In fact, this kind of ball relies on the strength of the waist and abdomen. People who have not practiced it cannot send it.

But Chen Mu had practiced before. He took two steps back, raised his chest and retracted his abdomen, and used the strength of his waist and abdomen to lift the ball back.

Yi Lianna jumped up and headed the ball back, Chen Mu used the technique of a header dive to press the ball into the opponent's half, this time Yi Lianna had no time to save the ball.

Chen Mu scored a point.

"Yeah, cousin, you are too powerful."

Guan Xiaobai is a person who will be shy when given some sunshine. He gestured downward at Elena than Thumbs, and Elena pointed at Guan Xiaobai, meaning, be careful.

The ensuing match was not one-sided, and Yi Lianna also had her own advantage, that is, she started playing the game earlier, so she was better than Chen Mu in many actual combat details.

The final score came to a 10-10 tie.

"Cousin, hold on, don't let this stinky bitch destroy our prestige."

"Guan Xiaobai, what did you say, if you have the ability, say it again in German."

Guan Xiaobai puffed up his chest, "Say it again, I will say it again, I say, Elena will win."

puff.

Yi Lianna rolled her eyes, she didn't believe it, Yi Lianna looked at the score, she is the kind of person who is very competitive, although it is a private game, but Yi Lianna is also very serious, "Chen Mu, we to beat you."

"By the way, do you want this game to be more fun?" Guan Xiaobai said.

"What do you mean?"

"Let's raise the stakes."

"It's not necessary," Chen Mu said, but Elena said, "No, I think what Xiaobai said makes sense."

"Well, if I win, how about you washing my clothes for a month?"

"Hehe, it's impossible, I'm a big man to help you wash your clothes?"

Guan Xiaobai asked: "Does it include underwear? If it is included, then we accept it."

"Go to hell!!"

"Cousin, don't steam the steamed buns to save yourself, we accept it, don't let her think we are afraid of her."

"What if we win?"

Elena said: "You can agree on the condition, but it must be legal."

"Well, if we win, you will be our servant for a month?"

"maid?"

"For example, I'm tired, you rub my shoulders, I'm thirsty, you bring me tea," Guan Xiaobai was already thinking about it when he said, he was already imagining Elena wearing a maid outfit and standing in front of him. The look in front of you.

Yi Lianna felt that what Guan Xiaobai said must be obscene, but she still agreed, "That's it!"

11:10.

Chen Mu won another goal, Guan Xiaobai was happy, and became very arrogant, "Haha, the last goal, we are going to win the game."

"Stop farting, I'll get it back."

This time it was Yi Lianna serving the ball, or hanging a high ball. Yi Lianna thought she had a plan, but Chen Mu had already figured out the rules, so she jumped high and was directly pressed back. Facing the strong pressure, Yi Lian Na was caught off guard and watched the ball bounce and fall.

"Yeah, we won, one month, one month, one month!"

Yi Lianna gave Guan Xiaobai a hard look, Guan Xiaobai shrank his head, "Why are you staring at me, do you still want to renege on your debt?"

"Come and squeeze my shoulders, beat my legs, I'm exhausted."

Helen took a peek at Chen Mu, Chen Mu understood, the two of them went downstairs first, and then heard a pig-killing cry.

"Xiaobai, you just said to pinch, but you didn't say how hard it was, did you?"

"My cousin, Helen, help me."