King Bayern

These few days of training made Chen Mu understand one thing, that is, with his current physical condition, there is still a certain gap in playing in the Bundesliga.

"Mueller."

"Owner."

"How many values ​​do I need for my physical condition to reach the minimum standard of the Bundesliga?"

"At least red 30."

"That is to say, 20 points are needed?"

"Yes."

Now Chen Mu has understood that there are only two ways to upgrade. One is to perform on the court, and the other is to accept tasks and earn gold coins to exchange for points.

At this time, I have only one choice, and that is to do the task, "Mueller, let's be honest, how many tasks do I need to accept if I want to reach red 30?"

"Two are enough."

"Then please assign me a task."

After a while, the system voice came: "The first task has been generated, please check and accept it, and the second task will only be generated after the first task is completed, this is to prevent the master from chewing too much. "

"Damn, do you still use idioms?"

"The system is very smart and fluent in English, Dutch, Spanish, German and Chinese."

"So, if I go abroad in the future, you can be my interpreter?"

"I'm sorry, master, this system has morals. You should find someone else to translate this kind of thing. I only focus on helping you recover."

"Bah, hypocritical."

"I can read your brain waves, please don't insult the system secretly."

"Hehe, I'll scold you, what's the matter? Didn't you say that once it's bound, it can't be uninstalled."

"Yes, but I can go on strike. The next time you encounter a system blue screen at a critical moment, master, don't blame me."

Chen Mu could only be hehe in his heart, why does this guy look like Guan Xiaobai, Chen Mu entered the system to check the first task, it was okay if he didn't look at it, but he almost exploded when he saw it.

"Successfully date two girls in one night, note: the criterion of success is to kiss each other on the cheek."

"Mueller, you just said that you have integrity, you are the injury recovery system, the task you assign must be related to football, did you get the wrong script, this is a script from P in the city .”

Unexpectedly, Muller spoke righteously, and righteously said: "A player's health is divided into two parts: physical and psychological. Moderate dating can make players relax and happy physically and mentally. So please don't question the professionalism of this system."

"Nima!"

Chen Mu was very embarrassed, not to mention dating two girls in a row in one night, even one, he never had one!

"I can not do it!"

"I'm sorry, you can't play in the Bundesliga Bundesliga, you can consider the club's logistics."

"My grass!"

"Drip drip drip!"

The system made a strange sound, "What's the matter, what's wrong with you? Mueller."

"The master insulted the system many times, and now one gold coin will be deducted."

"Hahaha, my balance is zero, how do you deduct it?"

"Master, look for yourself."

When Chen Mu saw it, he took a deep breath, and saw that the current account balance was minus 1, and Chen Mu was stunned.

"Brother Mu Le, I'm sorry, can I apologize, you villain doesn't remember the mistakes of adults."

"Drip drip."

Chen Mu looked again, and the balance became negative 2.

"Sarcasm the system, deduct another gold coin."

Chen Mu's face turned completely green. After a while, the system said, "But as long as you promise to respect and love the system in the future, I can restore your balance to zero."

As soon as these words came out, Chen Mu immediately raised his right hand, "I swear, I will never insult the system again."

"Drip drip."

Chen Mu looked again, and the balance had indeed returned to zero, and finally breathed a sigh of relief, "It seems that there is no other way, the system can only do what it says."

"Two? Where can I find them!"

"Dong dong dong."

"Please come in."

Chen Mu saw that Guan Xiaobai was holding a book, and he didn't know if he was really working hard or pretending to be hardworking, "What's the matter?"

"That, brother."

As soon as these words came out, the hairs on Guan Xiaobai's body stood on end, because since childhood, Chen Mu didn't care if he was called brother, but as long as he was called brother, nothing good would happen.

"Wait a minute! Have you encountered a problem?"

"Yes, brother."

"You should still call me Xiaobai. When you call me brother, it will bring back many unpleasant memories for me."

"noob."

"Go ahead."

Seeing Chen Mu's awkward expression, Guan Xiaobai also wondered, what's the matter?I just heard Chen Mu say: "Well, can you teach me how to pick up girls?"

Guan Xiaobai endured it for a while, but he still couldn't help the violent shaking of his body, and then he rolled on the ground.

"Hahaha, I laughed so hard."

Chen Mu couldn't help it either. Usually, when Guan Xiaobai mentioned picking up girls, he would roll his eyes. Guan Xiaobai never expected that one day this ball-crazy cousin would be ashamed to ask him to teach him how to pick up girls.

"Do you teach or not?"

"Haha, teach, but let me laugh for a while first."

Chen Mucai didn't have the American time to wait for Guan Xiaobai to finish laughing, so he grabbed Guan Xiaobai and put him on the chair, "Hurry up, teach me now."

"What's the hurry, picking up girls is a system engineering."

Chen Mu rolled his eyes, Guan Xiaobai stopped joking, "First of all, you have to choose a better restaurant, and a souvenir is a must, it doesn't need to be expensive, and you have to let the other party see your intentions."

"Okay, you can really tell me why, let's continue."

"Prepare a few jokes before going. The first date will inevitably be awkward. Then you can casually tell a joke and the atmosphere will ease."

"The last and most important thing is don't forget to wear a condom."

"Fuck you, I only need one date to complete the task."

"What mission?"

Accidentally slipping the tongue, Chen Mu could only talk nonsense, "My mother arranged a blind date, I have no choice but to go."

That's it!

"Which restaurant is better to choose for the first time?"

"I recommend French restaurants, and don't go to German restaurants, because the food served in German restaurants is very large, girls will be more embarrassed, and the atmosphere will easily become stiff. Believe me, I feel the pain."

"By the way, what kind of joke is better?"

"It can't be too old-fashioned, and it can't be too vulgar. How about it, I have a notebook here to lend you, don't lose it."

Chen Mu took it over and took a look, dumbfounded. On the cover was a note on picking up girls, and there was a line of small words below it, which was like a youthful mystery of Guan Xiaobai.

"Xiaobai, you are too powerful."

"of course."

"The hundreds of thousands of euros that your aunt sent you to study abroad are in vain."

"Bah, fuck you," Guan Xiaobai kicked, Chen Mu dodged again, and took the notebook, Chen Mu went back to his room.

Looking at it, Chen Mu had no choice but to accept that Xiaobai was really good at this level. It seems that with this notebook, Chen Mu's first task should be fine.