King Bayern

In the 1860 headquarters, this year's Christmas party is a bit different. I remember that at this time last year, 1860 was in a gloomy mood, and the team was in danger of relegation. Although the club still gave everyone bonuses, everyone was not happy.

But this year is different. 1860 won the Bundesliga half-time championship and is the biggest hit in the Bundesliga. The atmosphere of this Christmas party is very joyful.

"Paul, what show are you going to perform later?"

Hasler asked everyone to perform a small show, and Chen Mu decided to sing a Chinese song.

"I'm ready to dance."

"Dancing? I've seen you dance. It's like a big bear."

"Screw you."

Chen Mu turned to Lenz again.

"I'm going to tell a joke."

"That counts?"

"Of course, I can make everyone happy."

Chen Mu's forehead was sweating, and he felt that these two guys were not very reliable. I guess the party later would be a bit miserable.

The first one to appear was the club manager Wilde Moser. Robert had a happy face. He was polite first. The last point is the most important. Today's Christmas gift is a lucky bag worth [-] euros.

Part of it is paid by the club, and the other is provided by sponsors, such as brand-name watches and so on.

"Long live Robert."

Wildmoser chuckled, "I guess these guys didn't really listen until I mentioned presents."

After Wildmoser went down, Hasler also thanked Hasler, and then Hasler said that he personally prepared a special gift tonight, and will draw a lottery at the end of the party to decide who can get this gift.

"Head, tell me how much it's worth," Bayer said.

"Even if I send a pack of tissues to the head, that's a kindness," Paul continued.

Everyone rolled their eyes, "Sycophant."

The order of performances is determined by lottery, with Beyer performing first.

"Hi everyone, I'm going to perform a magic trick for you. I'm going to put this coin into the glass bottle on my left. Pay attention, everyone, I'm very fast."

Halfway through the performance, Baier suddenly remembered something, "Oh, I forgot, I want to ask someone to check the glass bottle and coins."

puff.

A black line appeared on Chen Mu's forehead. As expected, the first show was so bad.

Baier pointed to Paul, "It's just you, you are an honest person at first glance, and you will definitely not lie."

Paul Taiwan looked at the bottle and coins, which seemed to be ordinary materials.

"Is it an ordinary glass bottle?"

"Seems to be."

"Hehe, you can go."

"What?"

Bayer thought, "If you're on stage, then I'll be out of business."

"The stage is so small, and you are so big, it's too much of a hindrance."

"Oh."

Paul came down and sat down stupidly, Bayer held the bottle in one hand, and Paul waved from the audience, "Daniel, I'm sorry, I forgot to return the coin to you."

But Baier couldn't hear it, he was about to take the coin, but...

"Where are the coins?"

Bayer fumbled around on the magic table, and the people in the audience were dumbfounded, "What's going on?"

"Daniel, hurry up, we are all waiting to witness a miracle."

Baier had an embarrassed expression on his face, "I can't find my coins."

As soon as this remark came out, the audience burst into laughter, "Hahaha, I am so laughing. I have seen bad magic, but I have never seen it so bad."

Amidst a burst of boos, Bayer had no choice but to step down. Seeing this, Paul did not dare to admit that he had taken the coin, so he remained silent.

Hassler TV: "The first program was too bad. I hope the second program will be better. Don't lose 1860's face."

"Hahaha."

Lenz was next on the station.

"I want to tell you a joke. I saw this on the Internet. It's funny. It's about Doctor Monkey."

After Luntz finished speaking, he laughed, but some people in the audience couldn't laugh because Luntz didn't understand the meaning behind the joke. This Internet joke is actually a bit racist.

"What? Isn't it funny?"

The atmosphere at the scene became very awkward, and no one reminded Lenz, because the joke was fine on the surface. For example, if it was told in China, no one would question it, but Germany is a multi-ethnic country, and this thing is very sensitive.

Hasler Taiwan, "Andre's joke is not funny, prepare a funny one next time, go down, go down."

Hassler's face became more and more ugly as the performers stepped forward, "Can't these guys perform a normal human show?"

"Haha, I can't blame them either. Apart from playing football, they usually go to bars. They really don't have a normal life."

Hassler was depressed. Fortunately, this was a private party. If there were reporters present, Hassler would have to jump into the river.

When it was time for Chen Mutai, the applause was sparse, and everyone no longer had any expectations for the so-called performance.

"I bring you a song. This singer is the same type as me. His name is Chen Xiaodong. I bring you a song called Happier Than Me."

"Looking at the clock in the square,

You are still hiding from the wind in my arms,

Not used to speaking insincerely,

How can silence make you understand,

Embracing you at this moment is also considered a beginning and an end,

There are many blessings, but the heartache is all in words,

Please be happier than me,

It is not in vain that I quit in embarrassment,

......"

Following Chen Mu's singing, the teammates who were originally hopeless began to watch the stage seriously.

"Damn, I didn't expect Chen to sing so well."

"Yes, when Chen sings Chinese songs, I want to marry him. Of course, the premise is that I am a woman."

After singing a song, the audience burst into applause, "Chen, you sang so well."

"brave."

Hassler stepped on the platform, "I've decided that tonight's grand prize is no longer drawn, it's for Chen Mu. Do you have any comments?"

Daniel raised his hand, "I have an opinion."

"Haha, did you find the coin?"

Baier shrank his hands timidly, he was going to be soured by his teammates for a long time.

"Okay, since everyone has no objections, then this matter has been decided so happily."

"Chen Mu, let's announce the grand prize."

Everyone is looking forward to what kind of prize Hassler can give out of his own pocket.

Chen Mu looked at it, feeling a burst of joy in his heart, "What I'm offering is a seven-day vacation trip to Ibiza, Spain."

"Damn, so good?"

Everyone is envious, everyone just wants to find a sunny place for vacation in the cold winter, but what can you say?Who told your show to be so bad.

"Chen, you can take up to three people with you. Take your family for a good vacation."

"Thank you head."

At this moment, Paul raised his hand, "Head, my show hasn't been performed yet, I want to bring you a dance."

"Go, go, don't pollute our eyes. After watching Chen Mu's performance, I don't want to watch it anymore."

"Hahaha."