Heavenly Master help

Arriving at Meizili Hutong, Lu Pingan felt a cloud of yin as soon as he arrived at the door of Mr. Li's house.

Followed the Yin Qi to the place where the garbage was placed next to the house, but did not see the haunting ghost, there was only a faint Yin Qi at the scene.

"Why are you running here? Don't you go in?" Mu Yang asked strangely.

"That ghost was here just now." Lu Pingan said.

"Damn! Where are you?! Where are you?!" Like a cat whose tail was stepped on, Mu Yang jumped three feet high, jumped behind Lu Pingan, and kept looking around.

"I said—" Lu Pingan took a deep breath, and said word by word, "Just now, here, here."

After Mu Yang heard this, his eyes rolled twice quickly, he cleared his throat slightly, and said nonchalantly, "I know, I just moved my body just now. Catching ghosts is also physical work. Before strenuous exercise, you have to first Warm up, you know."

After speaking, he looked at Lu Pingan with a smile.

Lu Pingan looked at him speechlessly, with a very obvious expression on his face: Sorry, I don't understand!

Having no time to talk to Mu Yang, Lu Pingan walked to the trash can and started digging through the trash inside.

"Your hobby is quite special. You won't pick up the trash outside to pick up the things in your house, will you?" Mu Yang was embarrassed and nervous, and he had nothing to say, and said very cheaply.

Lu Pingan turned his head and glared at Mu Yang, wanting to put the trash can directly on his head.

After digging through the garbage for a while, Lu Pingan dug out a black bag from the bucket.After opening it, a foul smell spread.

"Damn, what is it?" Mu Yang blocked his nostrils with his fingers, took two steps back in resistance and curiosity, and then stretched his neck to see what happened.

"It's baby diapers." Lu Pingan said with an unchanged expression.

Mu Yang caught a glimpse of the black feces on the diaper, and felt very disgusted and said: "What do the children of this old Li's family usually eat?! Why is it so poisonous?!"

As we all know, because the body of a baby is much cleaner than that of an adult, and has not eaten so many messy things, it will not accumulate too much dirt in its body.

Under normal circumstances, normal baby stools are golden in color and do not have a strong odor.

Even Mu Yang felt that something was wrong with the color of the feces on the diaper and the stench it emitted.

"Could it be because of that ghost? Last time you said that the child's yin energy entered the body—" Mu Yang said, taking a break, taking a breath, and then said, "——the child's yin energy enters the body. Will you pull such a shit?"

"It's because of that ghost, but it's not caused by Yin Qi entering the body." Lu Pingan shook his head and said.

"What do you mean?" Mu Yang asked suspiciously.

Then, realizing that breathing through his mouth seemed dirtier, he hesitated for a moment before deciding to lick his fingers through his nostrils.

As a result, the stench immediately penetrated into his nose as soon as the sex took place, so that he immediately inserted his finger back.

Seeing his movements, Lu Pingan shook his head speechlessly, said with a diaper in his hand, "I've been thinking about why there are no ghosts in the house today, but the child really has Yin Qi entering his body, until he saw This, I am sure about the origin of this ghost."

"What's the origin?" Mu Yang asked curiously.

"This ghost is called the baby feeding ghost." Lu Pingan said.

"What?" Mu Yang didn't understand.

"This ghost thinks that baby's feces are very fragrant, and he likes to eat baby's feces. Once he eats any baby's feces, he will keep pestering him until the baby dies." Lu Pingan said.

"Damn, isn't this ghost's taste too strong?" After hearing this, Mu Yang said in amazement, "I've only heard that boy's urine is a great tonic, but I haven't heard that boy's excrement can also be eaten."

"Why, want to try?" Lu Pingan pushed the diaper in front of him.

Mu Yang was suddenly frightened by such a shock, and subconsciously blocked it out.The diaper flew directly onto Lu Ping'an's face, covering Lu Ping'an's head and face.

"..." Lu Pingan took off the diaper that was slapped on his face, his face was extremely ugly, his eyes were about to burst into flames, and every pore on his body was emitting air, staring at Mu Yang , gritted his teeth, and jumped out the words one by one, "You, yes, live, tired, crooked, yes, right? Huh?!"

Lu Pingan clenched his fists tightly, his chest heaving with anger, and the diaper in his hand was pinched into a ball.

He really wants to kill Mu Yang at this moment!

No matter what the spell is, let's die together!Let's die together!

"..." Mu Yang was very embarrassed and at a loss. He wanted to explain but didn't know what to say. He kept waving his hands in front of his face and squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying. They all seem to be trembling, "I... didn't... do it on purpose..."

Mu Yang sensed the murderous aura on Lu Ping'an's body, and felt that if he stayed any longer, he would definitely die.

So, he smiled awkwardly.

Then, run away.

As a result, before he had run more than a dozen steps, his heart suddenly tightened. He couldn't hold back his strength for a while, and he threw himself on the ground with a muffled sound.

At the same time, Lu Ping'an's heart was also tightened, but at this moment, his expression was already ugly and couldn't be worse.

At this moment, Mr. Li in the room heard the noise and ran out.

As soon as I left the door, I saw a very strange scene...

One person is lying on the ground, the other person is holding a diaper in his hand, his face... looks like shit...

who?

Stealing diapers?

Are people this perverted now?

He just wanted to ask loudly, but found that the man with shit on his face seemed to be...

Master Lu Ping An Road?

He called out a little uncertainly: "Master Lu?"

Lu Pingan, who was walking towards Muyang, heard someone calling him, and looked back subconsciously.

"It's really Master Lu!" Mr. Li hurried over, and when he got close, he was a little too afraid to approach.

There is no way, Master Lu is too smelly!

"Master Lu, who is this?" Mr. Li gently covered his nose with his hand, and said with an unnatural expression.

At this moment, Lu Pingan remembered that there was still business to do, took a deep breath, and planned to do business first.As a result, the stench on his body almost made him faint.

"Where is the toilet, I'll wash it first." Lu Pingan said with a very ugly face.

"Inside, inside, I'll take you there." Mr. Li said with a smile very attentively, then turned around and led the way in front, took two steps, and remembered that there was still a person lying on the ground, so he looked back, "The one on the ground Hey, are you all right?"

After hearing Mr. Li's words, Mu Yang raised his right hand with difficulty and waved it lightly, indicating that he was still alive.

After finally taking a shower, Lu Pingan borrowed a set of clothes from Mr. Li, because he was more than 1.8 meters tall, and Mr. Li's clothes were quite short on him, just like a navel-baring outfit.

Mu Yang happened to be a person who forgot the pain when his scars healed, and he couldn't stop laughing when he saw Lu Ping'an's appearance.

Lu Pingan glared at him, but the kid actually said that he couldn't help it. He really wanted to bear it, but he couldn't help it.

Only when Lu Pingan was forced to shock him so hard that he almost couldn't close his mouth and had to support him with his hands did he stop.

"Does the child have the diapers he just used today?" Lu Pingan asked Mr. Li.

"Napers?" Mr. Li was puzzled.

Does this road master still have this hobby?

Why did you just get your face covered in smudges, and after you washed it off with great difficulty, you turned around and looked for the used diapers?

Just as Mu Yang wanted to help explain, Lu Pingan gave him a gouged look and quickly shut his mouth.

Lu Pingan is very manic now, if the two of them were not bound together by some strange spell, he would have eaten Mu Yang raw.

He doesn't want to hear Mu Yang's voice at all now!

Seeing that Mr. Li seemed to have misunderstood his meaning, Lu Pingan said again: "I know what the ghost haunting the child is. However, I need the child's fresh feces to lure her out."

"Fresh feces?" Mr. Li was taken aback after hearing this, then thought for a while and said, "It's in the trash can outside."

"Except for that? Are there any in the house?" Lu Pingan said, "The ones outside are useless."

Although I don't know what this feces has to do with ghosts, but since Master Lu said so, it must be very important.

But......

Mr. Li said with some embarrassment: "The child threw away all the feces today."

"That's it!" Lu Pingan frowned, "Well, I'll give the child some shock first."

"Okay, okay." Mr. Li nodded immediately after listening.

Lu Pingan fed the child the Sanyang Fu water, bit his middle finger, and tapped the child's forehead.

After finishing this series of actions, the crying child gradually fell asleep.

"Let's go back first and come back tomorrow night." Lu Pingan said.

"That ghost—" Mr. Li said the ghost word, his voice suddenly dropped several degrees, and he seemed very nervous.

After speaking, he looked around in a panic, afraid that the ghost might hear something.

"Don't worry, she won't come tonight." Lu Pingan said.

"Oh!" Mr. Li nodded with relief.

"Remember to keep the child's feces tomorrow, and don't put them outside." Lu Pingan said.

Mr. Li nodded solemnly.

After explaining the precautions, Lu Pingan left Mr. Li's house with Mu Yang.

On the way home, Mu Yang asked Lu Pingan: "How do you know that ghost won't come tonight?"

Lu Pingan glared at him coldly: "I don't want to talk to you now!"

Mu Yang, who knows himself "heavy crime", nodded his head very "gut grandson", took out his mobile phone, and pretended to play a game, for fear that he would accidentally light the barrel of gunpowder.

The driver of the car heard their conversation and said curiously, "You two brothers, what did you mean just now? What the hell? Where is it haunted?"

When Mu Yang saw that the driver started talking, he immediately became interested, and hurriedly wanted to answer.As a result, out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of Lu Pingan's eyes that were about to poke him right through him, he shrank his neck, and waved to the driver.

"You heard it wrong." Mu Yang said to the driver with a smile.

Then he closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.

Misheard?

The driver looked at Lu Ping'an and Mu Yang through the rearview mirror, and scratched his forehead in doubt.

Seeing that the two of them obviously didn't want to talk, they didn't continue to ask.

Early the next morning, Mu Yang didn't even have time to eat, so he was picked up by Lu Pingan for a run.

"Sixty laps." Lu Pingan looked at him coldly.

"Are you kidding?" Mu Yang said with his eyes widened in disbelief.

"Do I look like I'm joking with you?" Lu Pingan pointed to the road next to Xuan Yutang, "Run!"

"Damn, why don't you just kill me." Mu Yang protested.

"Let me help you loosen your bones first!" Lu Pingan stretched out his right hand and threw out a few electric arcs.

Mu Yang was very angry after seeing it.

He was so oppressed that he couldn't breathe.

Where there is oppression, there is resistance!

He wants to resist, he wants to fight!

So, he took a deep breath and said loudly, "I don't..."

As soon as the word "no" was out of his mouth, before he could say the following words, a bolt of lightning struck the place near his feet.

I rely on!

He jumped up in fright and immediately started running.

Lu Pingan followed closely behind him, as long as he slowed down a little, a bolt of lightning would immediately hit his feet.

Xuanyu Hall is located on the edge of the creative park, and beyond that is the forest, and there were not many people coming this early in the morning, otherwise, seeing Master Lu showing off his might, it might become popular again.

"Brother, what did you say happened last night?"

Ding Zikai moved a small stool and sat at the entrance of Xuan Yu Hall, watching his master urge Mu Yang to run round and round.

Last night, he waited until Mu Yang and Lu Ping'an returned home before going to rest.When he saw Lu Pingan coming back with a stinky face and wearing clothes that didn't fit him well, he didn't dare to ask for fear of getting into trouble.

When he went to ask Mu Yang, Mu Yang kept his mouth shut and kept shaking his head and waving his hands.

The black cat Ah Fu meowed, ate a piece of dried fish, and watched someone suffer in a very leisurely manner.

In the evening, after Lu Pingan had dinner with Mu Yang, he took a taxi to Mr. Li's house.

After Mu Yang ran [-] laps, his feet were soft and he was swaying when he walked. It was Lu Pingan who dragged him into the car.

Had he not been able to catch his breath, the driver would have thought there had been a murder.

After arriving at Mr. Li's house, Lu Pingan walked around the outside of the house to check the surroundings.

Then, he went back to the house and gave Mu Yang the fresh feces that Mr. Li's child just pulled out today.

"What are you doing for me?" Mu Yang frowned into a word.

"You will lead her in later." Lu Pingan said.

"Me?" Mu Yang said with 1 reluctance on his face, "Why? Can't you take it?"

"I'm going to catch ghosts later, how can I catch this with this?" Lu Pingan said.

"Then—" Mu Yang looked at Mr. Li and nodded with his chin, "He can do it too!"

"Have you ever seen someone who asks customers to do things?" Lu Pingan glanced at him speechlessly, "Can you be more professional?"

"It's as if I have a salary." Mu Yang whispered.

"Hold it well, hold it above your head." Lu Pingan helped Fu Muyang's hand.

Mu Yang pursed his lips, and raised the diaper in his hand above his head, with a disgusted expression on his face.

Lu Pingan nodded with a serious face, then walked out of the door and tore off the town house talisman.

"Master, why did you tear up this talisman?" Mr. Li asked suspiciously.

"Only in this way can we let her in. This ghost is very timid and fast. If we don't bring her in, it will be difficult to catch her." Lu Ping'an said.

"Oh!" Mr. Li nodded.

"Wait a minute, you two are hiding in the bedroom with your child in your arms. Remember, don't come out no matter what noise you hear. I will call you after it's over." Lu Ping'an said.

"Okay." Mr. Li nodded, "Well, shall we go in now?"

Lu Pingan looked at the time, and it was past eleven o'clock, so he nodded: "Go in! Remember, don't come out!"

Mr. Li nodded solemnly.

After Mr. Li and his wife entered the bedroom, Lu Pingan ran to hide behind the gate.

"Are you here? My hands are so sore!" Mu Yang shouted.

"Come on, come on." Lu Pingan said with a suppressed voice, "Hold your hand up for me."

Mu Yang was nervous and helpless, moved his sore hands a little, and lifted the diaper again.

"Here we come!" Lu Pingan shouted.

Mu Yang was already very nervous, and he had raised his hands for a long time, so he was sore and swollen. When he heard Lu Ping'an's shout suddenly, his hands trembled, and several drops of feces flowed out of the diaper came out and dripped onto the top of his head.

He couldn't help shouting.

At the same time, a gust of wind suddenly blew in from outside the house.

Mu Yang felt the temperature in the room drop suddenly, and he felt that there seemed to be something in front of him.However, he didn't open his eyes, so he couldn't see it, but he felt inexplicably flustered and weird.

Lu Pingan quickly walked out from behind the door, holding the Town House Talisman and pasting it on the door.

The ghost floating in front of Mu Yang, who was eating feces in the diaper, sensed something was wrong, and immediately turned his head to look at Lu Pingan.

Lu Pingan stepped forward with a stride, and a thunder palm hit the back of the ghost's heart.

The ghost let out a shrill cry, and at the same time showed its original shape, it turned out to be a female ghost with disheveled hair.

Mu Yang suddenly saw the female ghost appearing, he was so frightened that he took several steps back and bumped into the wall before stopping.

After the female ghost showed her original shape, she didn't dare to stay. Seeing Lu Pingan blocking the door, she immediately flew towards the window.

As a result, as soon as it hit the window, it was hit back by the divine light of the Town House Talisman.

For weak ghosts, a town house talisman can keep the house safe.However, for extremely vicious ghosts, if you want to trap them, every exit in the house must be covered with talismans.

Not only the doors, but even the windows, and sometimes even small holes in the walls had to be blocked with talismans.Moreover, sometimes a lot of talismans have to be used for an exit to block the evil spirits.

After the female ghost was beaten back by Shenguang, seeing that there was no hope of escaping, she rushed towards Lu Pingan, intending to head-on.

Lu Ping'an is not afraid, Thunder Palm has already gained momentum, and when the female ghost gets close, he can kill her with a single palm.

Who knew, the female ghost suddenly turned around in the air and flew towards Mu Yang.

When Mu Yang saw her flying towards him, he subconsciously threw the diaper in his hand forward.

Unexpectedly, the female ghost caught the diaper in the air and immediately ate it.

Moreover, as the female ghost began to eat the baby feces in the diapers, the female ghost was slapped by Lu Pingan, and when she was escaping, she was shocked by the divine light, and the looming soul body caused by the injury began to become clear again.

Damn, this boy shit is really nourishing!

Mu Yang was secretly surprised.

The female ghost threw the diaper on the ground after eating the baby feces on the diaper.

Mu Yang saw that the originally golden-yellow feces on the diapers had turned jet-black, and there was a foul smell.

The female ghost's so-called eating baby feces is not really eating feces, but sucking the energy in the feces.Although the baby's yang energy is weak, it is full of aura.

Therefore, the baby's stool also has some energy.

The female ghost rushed towards Lu Ping An immediately after replenishing her energy.

Lu Ping'an had grown impatient for a long time, so he directly slammed out his palm, and confronted the female ghost head-on, and beat the female ghost to death with just one face-to-face encounter.

"That's the end?" Mu Yang looked at the female ghost dissipating into the air in surprise, and asked Lu Ping'an.

"Otherwise?" Lu Pingan said.

"I thought that such a heavy-tasting ghost must have good abilities. I didn't expect it to be solved so easily." Mu Yang said.

"From what you mean, are you disappointed?" Lu Pingan looked at him.

"No, no, this is very good, very good." Mu Yang was afraid that something would happen to Lu Pingan, so he immediately waved his hand and said.

After finishing speaking, I remembered that feces dripped on my head just now, so I immediately rushed to the toilet to clean it.

Lu Pingan went to ask Mr. Li and his wife to come out and told them that the ghost had been subdued.

"Remember, the child's feces will be cleaned up in the toilet in the future." Lu Ping'an said, "This kind of ghost can absorb the child's vitality from a long distance through the child's feces. Thanks to you who invited the Zhang Zhenzhai Talisman, otherwise, if If the ghost comes near the child every night, I am afraid that the child will have died a long time ago."

"Definitely." Mr. Li and his wife hurriedly nodded their thanks, "Thank you, Master, for your help, thank you, Master, for your help!"

After finishing speaking, Mr. Li took out a thank you gift from his body and gave it to Lu Pingan.

Lu Pingan, who has always been addicted to money, is rarely willing to accept it.

The two sides were in a stalemate for a while, and Mr. Li saw that Lu Ping'an's attitude was firm, so he stopped forcing it.

Lu Pingan helped clean up the excrement that was accidentally splashed on the ground when he was catching ghosts just now.

After everything was done, Mu Yang hadn't come out of the toilet yet.

He washed for half an hour before he was willing to go out to the toilet.

"I thought you fell into the toilet!" Lu Pingan said, "Just now I was still thinking about whether to fish you up."

"Cut." Mu Yang rolled his eyes at him, then stroked his hair, put his finger under his nose and smelled it.

"Okay, don't smell it, go back." Lu Pingan said speechlessly, "You wash for a long time, I've finished it, why, do you want to spend the night here?"

Mu Yang pursed his mouth speechlessly.

In fact, he also knew in his heart that the feces of a few-month-old baby were not as dirty or smelly as he had imagined.

However, it is shit after all, and I always feel uncomfortable in my heart.

After saying goodbye to Mr. Li, Mu Yang walked out of the alley with Lu Pingan.

The terrain in the hutong is complicated, and if you want to take a car, you have to go to the intersection outside the hutong to take a taxi.

The two walked side by side, surrounded by silence.

Lu Pingan touched the merit bead on his chest. Every time he finished fighting ghosts, the happiest moment was seeing the scarlet in the merit bead a little more.

Seeing him touching the bead on his chest, Mu Yang asked curiously: "I've always wanted to ask you why you always like to touch this bead when you have nothing to do."

Lu Pingan looked at Mu Yang, with a cold face, and didn't really want to answer.

He's still angry!

The feeling of shit on the face is really disgusting.

After waiting for a long time, seeing that Lu Pingan didn't want to answer, Mu Yang found another topic.

"How could there be such a strange ghost?" Mu Yang asked.

"Because of the child's death, this ghost changed his temperament drastically. He swore to take revenge on the society, and he was punished by the underworld after his death. He became this kind of ghost." Lu Pingan looked at him, and said with a sigh, "I don't know why. escaped to the world."

......

Just as they were about to walk out of the alley, they suddenly saw an old woman who looked about 60 years old at the fork in front of her.

The old lady was standing at the intersection, looking around constantly, she seemed to be lost and didn't know which way to go.

Mu Yang walked up quickly, followed by Lu Pingan.

"Grandma, what's wrong with you?" Mu Yang said with a smile.

"I want to find my granddaughter, but, but—" the old grandma's hand kept moving back and forth between the two intersections, "—I don't remember which direction to go."

"It's okay, just tell me what your granddaughter's house number is, and I'll help you find it." Mu Yang smiled and walked forward, wanting to hold the old grandma's hand.

Never thought, just when his hand was about to touch the old grandma's, Lu Ping'an grabbed him.

Mu Yang looked back at Lu Pingan strangely.

Lu Pingan leaned into his ear and whispered, "She is a ghost who just died, don't get angry."

After Mu Yang heard this, his pupils shrank suddenly, he swallowed unconsciously, and looked at the old grandma with an unnatural expression.

Finding that the old lady was also looking at him, the flesh on his face suddenly became stiff, and he forced a smile with great difficulty.

"My granddaughter lives at No. [-], Lane [-], Meizili Hutong, young man, do you know where she is?" the grandmother asked.

"Ah?" After Mu Yang heard this, the smile on Mu Yang's face was uglier than crying. He turned his head to look at Lu Pingan, and squeezed out a sentence, "Do I know, or don't I know?"