Who said game girls are easy to mess with?

Ever since Suyang Pesticide lost to Ye Yu, he kept his mobile phone in his hand every day, focused on scumbag pesticides, wanted to win a round, played in class and after class, but his RP and skills were too poor, he lost almost every round, and gave all kinds of rewards. Human heads, and finally fell from silver to bronze.After finally climbing back to Baiyin, Professor Zhao caught me playing games in class, took me to the office for nearly two hours of education, and asked me to write a [-]-word check. Life should not be too dark.

Su Yang lay on Ye Yu's bed in agony: "I think that Professor Zhao is looking for trouble with me, and he did the same thing last time when he called me. He just said to stretch for a few minutes and then let me go back. He dragged me for an hour. Write a check! Xiao Yezi, I don’t want to live!”

Ye Yu put down his pen, looked at Su Yang, who looked limp and boneless, with disgust on his face: "Look at what the hell are you wearing every day? It's fine if your hair is yellow, and you can even pick two wisps of pink! Nail, the clothes are torn, and the pants are baggy, if I were Professor Zhao, I would hate you too."

Su Yang sat up with a whimper, and said unconvinced: "What is tattered, loose and loose, this is popular, do you understand it, Fashion, OK old-fashioned."

"Yes, yes, yes, I'm old-fashioned, I don't understand fashion, so you can check it yourself." Ye Yu walked to her bed, kicked Su Yang down, turned over and lay down, closed her eyes and rested.

"Oh, no!" Su Yang flew over and hugged Ye Yu's waist, "I was wrong! Xueba! Xuedi! You are the most fashionable, no one has your fashion~~~"

Ye Yu was pushed to the stomach by Su Yang, and almost didn't spit it out. She hurriedly tore him off, rubbed her stomach with her hands, and it took a long time for her to recover. She pushed Su Yang and said, "Get out! Get out with the test. Don't let me see you today."

"Nani?! Have you finished writing?" Su Yang picked up the checkbook on the table and burst into tears, "Little Yezi, you are so kind, I knew you loved me! Okay, okay, don't stare at me, I'm now Just get out~~~"

Ye Yu closed her eyes, heard Su Yang close the door, and let out a soft breath: This evildoer is torturing people to death.

Originally I just wanted to take a nap, but unexpectedly fell into a drowsy sleep. When I woke up, it was already noon, and the aroma of food was wafting in the dormitory.

"Little Ye Zi, are you awake?" Wang Jian was eating with his lunch box in his hands. When he saw Ye Yu woke up, he pointed to the table, "Su Yang gave you the sweet and sour pork ribs, thank you for writing him an inspection. He didn't dare to send it himself, let him We brought it back to you."

Ye Yu lowered his head and smiled, stretched his waist before getting up from the bed, went to the bathroom to wash his face and hands, and then sat down at the table to eat lunch. While eating, he took his mobile phone and sent Su Yang a WeChat message: 208 o'clock in the evening , come to [-] with your laptop.

Soon Su Yang responded with a message: 嗻~

After class and dinner in the afternoon, Su Yang happily walked into Room 208 with his notebook in his arms: "Little Ye Zi, what do you want from me~"

Ye Yu raised his chin and ordered: "Zhou Mi, lock the door."

"Yes!" Click, the door is locked.

"Wu Feng, close the window and draw the curtains."

"Yes!" Pat, brushed, closed the window and pulled the curtain.

"Wang Jian, hold down Su Xiaoyang!"

"Yes!" Paji, pushing down on the chair.

"What are you going to do!" Su Yang held his notebook tightly and looked at them vigilantly, "I won't say anything! I won't say anything even if I'm killed!"

Ye Yu: "I don't want to hear what you want to say. Turn on your computer."

"What are you doing!"

"Did you forget what you lost to me, huh?" arrogantly.

"W-what? Why don't I remember." He refused to admit it.

"Heh," Ye Yu got up and went to get the notebook in Su Yang's arms.

Su Yang hurriedly shrank back and wanted to run, but he was a scumbag and couldn't beat Ye Yu at all. Finally, watching Ye Yu snatch the notebook away, he said angrily: "It's useless if you take it away, I set it up You can't open it without the power-on password."

Ye Yu ignored it and handed the notebook to Zhou Mi.

After 5 minutes, I successfully logged in, and the desktop background is a muscular European and American Luo man.

Ye Yu's eyelids twitched, and he said, "Change to a normal desktop."

"OK." Zhou Mi tapped and changed the table.

"Hey! You are invading other people's privacy! I want to sue you!" Su Yang was still dying under the pressure of Wang Jian and Wu Feng.

"Sue me?" Ye Yu smiled, and the white teeth reflected a pale light under the light, "Okay, then I will copy my homework for you, find someone to write the paper for you, and tell the counselor and the teacher about the inspection. Professor Zhao, what do you think? Wang Jian, call him 110."

"Good!" Wang Jian took out his mobile phone and was about to dial.

"No need! No need! You can do whatever you want, haha, you can do whatever you want." Su Yang smiled obsequiously at Ye Yu.

Soon, the desktop was replaced by a cute piggy Peppa.

"Look, it's much cooler, isn't it?"

"...Hmm." Su Yang looked at the pink piggy and wanted to die.

Ye Yu asked Zhou Mi to download the Tianlong Babu client, click on the game icon, and handed the notebook to Su Yang: "Register an account yourself, don't say I forced you."

Su Yang muttered softly: "You forced me to do so."

Ye Yu raised her eyebrows: "Huh? What did you say?"

"I didn't say anything! I didn't say anything!" Su Yang shook his head like a rattle, "Should I just register?"

"Well, you choose your gender, image, and a name." Ye Yu pointed to the login interface and pointed to Su Yang.

"Oh, okay, I'll do this myself, you don't allow me to interfere!" Su Yang went to the corner with his notebook in his arms, and fiddled with everyone behind his back.

Ye Yu didn't care about him and let him torment.

After a few minutes……

Su Yang came back with the computer in his arms, and said mysteriously, "Little Yezi, I've entered the game, you can add me as a friend~"

"Okay." Ye Yu just boarded the game and asked, "What's your name?"

"The beauty of the world, level 1, female number." Su Yang said shyly.

……

1 minutes.

2 minutes.

5 minutes.

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Ye Yu was furious, grabbed Su Yang's neck and shook violently: "You bloody evildoer, what kind of name is that! Why is it still a girl?!"

Su Yang was so pinched that he rolled his eyes, and he argued, "What a nice name, it just complements my beauty."

"Then why did you choose a female number?!"

"What's the matter! Aren't you also a female number? It just so happens that I also train a female Emei, and I worship you as my teacher~" Su Yang even cast a wink.

"I will eliminate harm for the people today, and I will accept you evildoer!!!!!!!!!!"

-----------------------------------Emperor Seat Demon Elimination~------------ ----------------------

Ye Dizuo's power was exhausted and he was lying on the table panting for exhaustion. Su Yaoren sat at the table with a bruised nose and swollen face, combed his hair, and sat at the table in an enchanting posture, typing on the computer.

Wang Jian handed over a glass of water tremblingly, and put it in front of Ye Yu: "Little Ye Zi, don't be angry, it's good for Su Yang to practice a female account, in the future, more people will add blood, and it will save trouble in doing dungeons."

Ye Yu gulped down all the water, clutching the cup tightly, and the three of them hid far away.

"Little Ye Zi~ help, this monkey hit me! Oh, I'm dead~" Su Yang cried and turned to look at Ye Yu, hesitant to speak.

Ye Yu felt that it might be a mistake for him to let Su Yang play Tianlong, and he wondered if it was too late to regret it.

"Xiao Ye Zi, hey, Xiao Ye Ye, are you listening?" Su Yang shook his hand in front of Ye Yu.

Ye Yu came back to his senses, and took Su Yang's hand away: "Huh? Let me see what's going on. You're a fool! You're only level 1, so what's wrong with you!"

It took half an hour to get Su Yang to level 10, apprenticed to a teacher in Mount Emei, and received the fashion of the sect. Ye Yu accepted him as an apprentice in Dali, and brought him into the Rain Worship Sect. Playing for half an hour is more tiring than a day of class, almost killing a hundred thousand brain cells.

Su Yang peeked at the exhausted Ye Yu, covered his mouth and laughed: Little Yezi, little Yezi, you asked me to play with you, don't blame me for tormenting you~

Ye Yu didn't want to bother Su Yang anymore, so he waved his hand to let him play by himself.

Wang Jian shouted over there: "Little Yezi, whether Sijue and Killing Star will come or not, there will be a return!"

"Come on!" Ye Yu regained her spirits immediately, and manipulated Little Emei to find Wang Jian and the others to brush up the dungeon.

After brushing the stars, the romantic and suave sword took a group of people to Suzhou to brush the Four Jue, and suddenly someone scolded Yujiao on the trumpet channel.

With a slight smile: [anger][anger] Worship the Rain Cult is specially made to hug the thighs of green tea, why don't you see that beautiful face of the world, my husband has my title on his head?You still GD him, are you sick?

With a slight smile: [Contempt] [Contempt] You still bear the title of still rain's disciple, I'm afraid that your master holding Hami is a melon?Sure enough, what a master is, what an apprentice is, what Guoguo said is absolutely right, you little bitch!

There are dozens of loud speakers below, all scolding the beauty of the world and the still rain, and incidentally, they even scolded the Rain Worship Sect together.

After Su Yang GD finished a beggar gang, he was thinking about who would go to GD next, when he heard Ye Yu's gloomy voice behind him: "Su—Yang—"

Trembling, he turned his head away, and saw Ye Yu's expression was so ferocious that he couldn't see the original expression: "What good thing have you done! I let you play by yourself, not to cause trouble for me! You are fine, GD has a wife What is your husband doing! Are you full? Do you want to find trouble for the gang? Do you want to die? I will fulfill your wish today and let you find Granny Meng to drink soup! Go to hell!"

"Ah~~~~~~~~~"

It was night, in the male dormitory building of the medical university undergraduates, it was very windy and stormy, with lightning and thunder, accompanied by horrific screams.The students in other dormitory buildings opened the windows to watch, lamenting that there are so many evildoers this year, which goblin who failed to cross the tribulation has been hacked to death again?

The next day, all 208 appeared in the cafeteria with their panda eyes on their faces, and Ye Yu instructed Su Yang, whose face was bloodied from being scratched, to beat the tofu brain.

After a while, Su Yang walked up to Ye Yu with a bowl of tofu nao and a deep-fried golden fried dough stick, placed it carefully, then put the spoon in Ye Yu's hand, and said in a low voice: "Emperor, please Eat."

Ye Dizuo turned over the tofu with a spoon, and said dissatisfiedly, "Why didn't you put chili?"

"Yes, yes!" Su Gonggong picked up the chili can, scooped out half a spoonful and put it in the bowl, "Have you seen enough?"

"Yeah." Ye Dizuo mixed it with a spoon, drank a spoonful of tofu nao gracefully, and took another bite of fried dough sticks.

Eunuch Su stood with his head bowed, not daring to show his breath.

Ten minutes later, Ye Dizuo finished his meal and stretched out his hand. Eunuch Su hurriedly took out two tissues and offered them with both hands.Ye Dizuo wiped his mouth and hands, threw down the tissue, and walked out of the cafeteria in a leisurely manner. Eunuch Su followed closely behind with his schoolbag on his back and a cup of water.

The two left one after the other, and the cafeteria resumed its bustle.

Shu Zhan asked Wang Jian: "What is Su Xiaoyang doing again? Last night, I heard 208 ghosts crying and wolves howling."

Wang Jian smiled wretchedly: "The GD man tried, and was caught and raped by the Emperor."

In the distance, Ye Dizuo, who walked to the door of the teaching building, looked up to the sky and sneezed.

Eunuch Su hurriedly asked concerned: "Did Emperor Zuo catch a cold?"

………………

Recently, Ye Yu has been very comfortable, there is nothing to say about her studies, and she keeps the normal pace of a top student.The game has also gradually mastered the tricks, mental training has also been activated, the level has also climbed to level 70, and the skills of brushing dungeons can be mastered.But, that's how life is, it's not something you want to be comfortable with, Ye Yu feels that the worst thing she's had in living for 20 years is meeting Su Yang.Su Yang is the kind of person who is a typical monster. He is obviously a pure and innocent little girl. He insists on making himself look like the mother who has read thousands of sails. That's it, this guy is scared, he can run faster than a rabbit with oil on his feet.

Su Yang is not a bad person, but a bit squeamish and sticky. People in 205 and 208 all know his sexual orientation, and they don't treat him differently because of this. He knows it himself, so he is very close to the buddies in these two houses. , especially Ye Yu, who treated her as her gay honey. (Ye Yu: I did not agree!)

Now, Su Yang lay on Ye Yu's body, and said stickily: "Little Ye Zi, what do you think of this gang of beggars? Look at his chat records with me~ He called me baby, and he still wants to give me away." Fashion~ Isn’t it pretty good?”

With a dark face, Ye Yu tore off the large pendant from her body, let him sit opposite her, and said to him solemnly: "Su Yang, I asked you to play this game with me, not to catch men. Even if you want to catch men, can you find single ones? What do you mean by always picking those with wives? Don’t you think I’m not cruel enough to be scolded every day? Do you know how many female accounts have privately chatted with me in the past three days to complain? Yes How many people use their horns to scold us for helping?"

"Cut~~" Su Yang said disdainfully, "They are jealous of my beauty, they can't control my husband, so they come to trouble me. What are you afraid of, Xiao Yezi, look for your master, I can listen to Wang Jian and the others Well, your master is the deputy leader of the largest gang in this district, and also the second largest Tianshan Mountain in our district. If someone bothers you, just ask your master to finish the job for them~ Hey? Isn’t your master my master? Hehe, handsome or not, introduce me when you have time~"

Ye Yu couldn't do anything about this idiot: "Don't think about my master! I have already been kicked out of the master once, and he hates green tea the most! And because you kicked me out of the master, I will light the sky lantern for you! "

"Green tea?! How could I be green tea! Which of your eyes saw that I was green tea! How could I be such an inferior product as green tea?!" Su Yang exclaimed.

Ye Yu squinted at him: "I can tell with both eyes that you are. What are you not green tea?"

Su Yang raised his face and said proudly: "The demon girl in troubled times!"

"If you want to kill a thief, you will be powerless... Come and strike me with lightning..." Ye Yu lay on the table, powerless.

--------------------------------- Nine Heavens Profound Thunder is in preparation ------------ --------------------

Zhao Fang put down the inspection, took a drink from the cup, and there was a knock on the office door: "Come in."

Lin Zheng pushed the door open and walked in: "Professor, are you looking for me?"

Zhao Fang beckoned Lin Zheng to come over, and handed him the inspection: "Look at this."

"Check." Lin Zheng didn't understand what Zhao Fang meant, "Professor, why did you let me see this?"

Zhao Fang pointed to the name on the paper: "Look at this name, do you have any impression?"

"Su Yang?" Lin Zheng thought for a while, then shook his head, "I don't know him, what's wrong with this person?"

"This Su Yang is Ye Yu's classmate, Ye Yu seems to be very concerned about this person."

Lin Zheng frowned: "Special concern?"

Zhao Fang nodded: "Bring him breakfast, help him cheat by answering questions, and even write the check for him."

"You mean this check was written by Ye Yu?" Lin Zheng looked down at the check carefully again, denying, "This is not Ye Yu's handwriting, I have seen his handwriting, it is much better than this."

Zhao Fang smiled: "Of course I know that this is not Ye Yu's handwriting, but judging by the writing style, it must be Ye Yu's style. Su Yang's IQ must not be able to write this."

"Su Yang..." Lin Zheng squeezed the paper tightly, "What kind of person is he?"

Zhao Fang thought about it seriously, and finally choked out three words: "Crazy."

A hundred thousand whys:

Lin Zheng: Why do I have so few scenes?

Author: Because you are arrogant.

Lin Zheng: Why does Su Yang play so many roles?

Author: Because he is gay honey.

Lin Zheng: Why is brain attack not as good as gay honey?

Author: Because I am happy~