Who said game girls are easy to mess with?
Chapter 61 Seeing is not necessarily believing
Yu Xuan's words awakened the dreamer, and Ye Yu and Lin Qiao remembered the male number two they had forgotten (Lin Zheng:...)
Lin Qiao looked at Ye Yu: "Who will fight?"
Ye Yu really wanted to make this call in person, but in the end she told Lin Qiao, "Go ahead."
Lin Qiao nodded understandingly, picked up the phone and dialed Lin Zheng's.The bell rang for a long time before it was connected. Lin Qiao just called out "Brother." A very gentle female voice came from the opposite side: "Little Qiao, why haven't you come home yet?"
Lin Qiao's voice fell silent for a moment, she put a finger to her lips, made a "shh" gesture, and then turned on the speakerphone: "Mom, Xiaoxuan and I are eating outside~ Why did you pick it up?" Phone, where is my brother?"
Xu Yifan still said softly: "Then come back early after dinner, Mom and Dad have something to talk about. Your brother and Dad are talking and don't have time to answer the phone."
Lin Qiao replied obediently: "Okay mom, I'll be home after dinner. Have you eaten yet?"
Xu Yifan sighed, with a sad voice: "Where is the appetite to eat? Your father and I are going to die of grief."
Lin Qiao suddenly became a little nervous: "What's wrong? I was fine when I went out just now, yes, what happened?"
Xu Yifan sniffed, as if crying: "Your brother told us that he had a date, and we were very happy. But he told us it was a boy. Your father passed out at that time. You know he just finished the operation Not to be stimulated."
Lin Qiao became anxious when he heard it, and said loudly: "How is Dad! I'll go back now."
Ye Yu was also very anxious after hearing this, and signaled Lin Qiao to go back quickly.
Lin Qiao picked up the bag and was about to hang up the phone and go out when he heard a majestic male voice from the other end of the phone: "Yifan, who are you talking to?"
Xu Yifan chuckled and said, "Nan Shi, are you awake?"
Lin Nanshi: "I didn't sleep."
Lin Qiao and Ye Yu: "..."
Xu Yifan's voice was full of innocence: "Nan Shi, did you forget to take the amnesia medicine prescribed by the doctor?"
Lin Nanshi: "..." Daughter-in-law, you've lied again.
Lin Qiao: "..." Dear mother, you are doing this trick again.
Ye Yu: "..." As expected of Lin Zheng's mother, she is very skillful at pretending to be innocent.
While the three of them were silent and complaining wildly in their hearts, Yu Xuan started chatting with Xu Yifan: "Auntie, I'm Xiaoxuan, I haven't seen you for a long time, I really miss you. You are still so young and beautiful~"
Xu Yifan smiled and said: "It's Xiaoxuan, Auntie misses you too, you are also getting better at talking, you have grown taller, and you are also more beautiful. Come and play at home when you have time."
Yu Xuan: "Okay, if Auntie doesn't think I'm bothering you, I'll come and play tomorrow~"
Xu Yifan: "Alright, alright, welcome~"
The hearts of the people on both sides of the phone call os: How did you hear this young, beautiful and tall person through the phone!
The two exchanged business for nearly 10 minutes before Xu Yifan handed over the phone to Lin Nanshi.
Lin Nanshi coughed: "Cough, Xiao Qiao. You come home immediately, I have something to say."
Lin Qiao also tried to pretend to be a fool to listen to the information: "Dad, it's okay for my brother to like boys. You've been abroad for so many years, and you should have seen many of them. Could it be that you still have gender discrimination?"
Lin Nanshi was furious: "No! It is impossible for me to agree! Homosexuality will not end well! Come back to me immediately!"
Lin Qiao didn't expect his father to react so violently. Thinking of the video Ye Yu said just now, he felt that the truth was more than 80%.She was also a little worried about Lin Zheng's condition, so she said "I'll be right back" and hung up the phone.
Ye Yu listened to the conversation between the father and daughter the whole time, and he watched the video again. Now he is in a bad mood. What comes to mind is that Lin Zheng was kicked away by Lin Nanshi and imprisoned in Xiao Hei He is only given a bowl of porridge a day, when will he agree to go on a blind date with Xiaomei (?) and when will he let him out.
"Brother Ye? Brother Ye?" Lin Qiao wanted to say hello to Ye Yu and left. She didn't expect to see a terrible black air rising from behind Ye Yu when she turned around. Seemingly, she was so startled that she pulled Yu Xuan back a few steps, and only called Ye Yu a few times after she was sure there was no danger.
Ye Yu regained consciousness in a trance, saw Lin Qiao and Yu Xuan looking at him worriedly from a distance, and asked strangely: "What's wrong with you?"
It was only now that Lin Qiao truly believed what the eldest brother said. Ye Yu really loved him as much as he did. Could it be that he was crazy? It was so pitiful.I must do my best to help them be together!Thinking of this, Lin Qiao suddenly felt a sense of justice that a messenger of love wanted to help a poor couple escape from their murderous parents!
Yu Xuan patted her arm: Wow, it's so hot!
Ye Yu rubbed his eyes, he wondered if he was too stimulated today, otherwise how could he see the blazing flame from behind Lin Qiao.
"Brother Ye! Don't worry! I will help you!" Lin Qiao rubbed his eyes with small flames, clenched his fists with both hands, and said forcefully, "Fighting!"
After finishing speaking, Lin Qiao dragged Yu Xuan and ran away, and shouted at herself, "Come on!"
Thus, Ye Yu, who had received a big prize and a little angel of love assists, went back to school in a bustling daze.
When she sat on the bed in the dormitory, Ye Yu was still in a daze.Lin Zheng just came out to his family?So what should I do, and tell my parents?Can they accept it?What will you do to yourself?transfer?Change city?Blind date?Go to Lin Zheng's house and make a fuss?
The more he thought about it, the more he had a headache. Ye Yu's mind was filled with the plots of various [-] o'clock TV dramas. They were all plots of parents beating their lovers with sticks. There were also some plots of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law making tricks a hundred times, and the evil mother-in-law making things difficult for the weak daughter-in-law .
Just thinking of the scene where the vicious mother-in-law dumped a large handful of soybeans into the coal pile for Ye Yu to pick out, the phone rang.Ye Yu grabbed the phone almost immediately, it was a message from Lin Qiao.
Only one picture was sent in the message, which was a bruised arm.
After Ye Yu finished reading, her heart skipped a beat, she immediately dialed the phone, and the other party hung up immediately.Immediately afterwards, Lin Qiao sent a message.
Lin Qiao: Don't call me, I can't talk here, just type.
Ye Yu: The arm you sent just now belongs to Lin Zheng?He was beaten?
Lin Qiao: Yes!My brother was beaten black and blue. He didn't want you to see it. I secretly photographed this arm. [crying] [crying]
Ye Yu: Well, I have a question.
Lin Qiao: You ask!Brother Ye, if you have any questions, I will answer you!
Ye Yu: Why do I seem to see a tooth mark, does your father still bite?
After this message was sent, Lin Qiao did not reply at the same speed as before. It took two or three minutes to reply.
Lin Qiao: [Poor] [Poor] I was fighting, I was too anxious, I wanted to bite my father, but he dodged quickly, so he bit my elder brother's hand.
Ye Yu: That's the way it is, but why are there still people who look like they've been strangled?
Lin Qiao: Mom pinched it!She is angry too!Dad hits big brother, mom pinches him!Brother is miserable!
Ye Yu: Oh. . . . . .Can I type with your brother?
Lin Qiao: No!Brother is locked up!The phone was confiscated!I also sneaked in to see him just now, and I was not allowed to bring any communication equipment.
Ye Yu originally sent a message to Lin Qiao, and she could see what Lin Zheng should be, but the little girl exaggerated.But I didn't expect that Lin Zheng was really locked up, his thoughts would not become true!
Ye Yu: Lin Zheng was locked up? !Does he have no food and can only drink a bowl of gruel a day?Being punched and kicked, forced to have a blind date with Xiaomei?Is your family immigrating to the US?Is Lin Zheng going to drop out of school? !
Lin Qiao held the phone with a black line on her head, sister-in-law has a good brain. . . . . .
Xu Yifan came over to look at his daughter's chat messages, and clapped his hands when he saw this: "Oh! So it can still be like this!"
Lin Qiao: "...Mom."
Xu Yifan covered his mouth and smiled, "This Ye Yu is really interesting, I like him a little bit."
Lin Qiao was speechless: "Mom, I have doubts about your liking standard. The last one you said was interesting was Xiaoxuan, but take a look at this child, what has become of you now? Watch eight o'clock soap operas, write Xiaoxuan on Douban Thesis, the well-known Little Pink forum posted a post, and the little girl has now become a professional paparazzi."
Xu Yifan took a sip of tea gracefully, and said with a pleasant smile: "This is the joy of life. Helping others discover their own shining points is a noble virtue. This virtue will accompany you throughout your life and make you a useful person. people in society."
Lin Qiao: "What kind of virtue is a paparazzi?"
Xu Yifan smiled and said, "Satisfy my desire to gossip."
Lin Qiao: "...Mom, please don't talk nonsense seriously."
Xu Yifan: "Oh hehehe~"
The mother and daughter downstairs laughed at Yan Yan, while the father and son upstairs blew their beards and stared.
Lin Nanshi changed his serious and authoritative image outside, and slapped the table loudly: "I will not allow you to associate with men!"
Lin Zheng said calmly: "I'm not asking for your permission, I'm just telling you to let you know."
Lin Nanshi was panting with anger, and his voice was even higher: "What good results can a man have with a man! No marriage! No children! No guarantees! You will also be infected with AIDS! You will get cerebral infarction and a brain tumor!"
Compared to Lin Nanshi's agitation, Lin Zheng was even calmer. He corrected indifferently: "There are many foreign countries where same-sex marriages take place. Xiaoyu and I can go abroad to get married, and our children can be adopted. We keep ourselves clean and will not marry anyone other than ourselves. People use condoms every time they have sex. As for brain tumors and cerebral infarctions, father, please forgive me, even if you are not gay, you can get these diseases. within your control."
"You! You!" Lin Nanshi was silenced by his son and could only pant for breath.
Seeing that his father didn't speak, Lin Zheng didn't continue to be angry with him.Standing up and walking towards the door, the hand touched the doorknob, suddenly remembered something, turned around and asked: "I heard that you had an argument with the doctor and the patient during the rounds in the hospital, saying that the other party was gay, and it didn't end well. ?”
Lin Nanshi didn't expect his son to know about it, so he said angrily, "This man already has a brain tumor, and he has already made an appointment for surgery. I told him not to get too excited before the surgery, especially when he has sex. To pause, he also had intense sex with his same-sex lover, the tumor almost ruptured, and he was sent to the hospital in a coma. Am I wrong?"
Lin Zheng: "... I blamed you, good night."
Therefore, this incident tells us that seeing is not necessarily believing.
Husband and wife theater
Lin Zheng: My whole body hurts, why hasn't my daughter-in-law come?
Ye Yu: Pretend, you just keep pretending.
Lin Zheng: (wronged) I didn't, I was really beaten, look (stretches arm)
Ye Yu: I believed in your evil.
Lin Zheng: All right. . . . .It was my mother who twisted it and Lin Qiao bit it.
Ye Yu: Why did you lie to me?
Lin Zheng: In order to make you feel bad, come out with me.
Ye Yu: Hehehe.
Lin Zheng: (scared) Yu, you look like your mother when you smile like this.
Xu Yifan: Oh heh heh~
Lin Qiao looked at Ye Yu: "Who will fight?"
Ye Yu really wanted to make this call in person, but in the end she told Lin Qiao, "Go ahead."
Lin Qiao nodded understandingly, picked up the phone and dialed Lin Zheng's.The bell rang for a long time before it was connected. Lin Qiao just called out "Brother." A very gentle female voice came from the opposite side: "Little Qiao, why haven't you come home yet?"
Lin Qiao's voice fell silent for a moment, she put a finger to her lips, made a "shh" gesture, and then turned on the speakerphone: "Mom, Xiaoxuan and I are eating outside~ Why did you pick it up?" Phone, where is my brother?"
Xu Yifan still said softly: "Then come back early after dinner, Mom and Dad have something to talk about. Your brother and Dad are talking and don't have time to answer the phone."
Lin Qiao replied obediently: "Okay mom, I'll be home after dinner. Have you eaten yet?"
Xu Yifan sighed, with a sad voice: "Where is the appetite to eat? Your father and I are going to die of grief."
Lin Qiao suddenly became a little nervous: "What's wrong? I was fine when I went out just now, yes, what happened?"
Xu Yifan sniffed, as if crying: "Your brother told us that he had a date, and we were very happy. But he told us it was a boy. Your father passed out at that time. You know he just finished the operation Not to be stimulated."
Lin Qiao became anxious when he heard it, and said loudly: "How is Dad! I'll go back now."
Ye Yu was also very anxious after hearing this, and signaled Lin Qiao to go back quickly.
Lin Qiao picked up the bag and was about to hang up the phone and go out when he heard a majestic male voice from the other end of the phone: "Yifan, who are you talking to?"
Xu Yifan chuckled and said, "Nan Shi, are you awake?"
Lin Nanshi: "I didn't sleep."
Lin Qiao and Ye Yu: "..."
Xu Yifan's voice was full of innocence: "Nan Shi, did you forget to take the amnesia medicine prescribed by the doctor?"
Lin Nanshi: "..." Daughter-in-law, you've lied again.
Lin Qiao: "..." Dear mother, you are doing this trick again.
Ye Yu: "..." As expected of Lin Zheng's mother, she is very skillful at pretending to be innocent.
While the three of them were silent and complaining wildly in their hearts, Yu Xuan started chatting with Xu Yifan: "Auntie, I'm Xiaoxuan, I haven't seen you for a long time, I really miss you. You are still so young and beautiful~"
Xu Yifan smiled and said: "It's Xiaoxuan, Auntie misses you too, you are also getting better at talking, you have grown taller, and you are also more beautiful. Come and play at home when you have time."
Yu Xuan: "Okay, if Auntie doesn't think I'm bothering you, I'll come and play tomorrow~"
Xu Yifan: "Alright, alright, welcome~"
The hearts of the people on both sides of the phone call os: How did you hear this young, beautiful and tall person through the phone!
The two exchanged business for nearly 10 minutes before Xu Yifan handed over the phone to Lin Nanshi.
Lin Nanshi coughed: "Cough, Xiao Qiao. You come home immediately, I have something to say."
Lin Qiao also tried to pretend to be a fool to listen to the information: "Dad, it's okay for my brother to like boys. You've been abroad for so many years, and you should have seen many of them. Could it be that you still have gender discrimination?"
Lin Nanshi was furious: "No! It is impossible for me to agree! Homosexuality will not end well! Come back to me immediately!"
Lin Qiao didn't expect his father to react so violently. Thinking of the video Ye Yu said just now, he felt that the truth was more than 80%.She was also a little worried about Lin Zheng's condition, so she said "I'll be right back" and hung up the phone.
Ye Yu listened to the conversation between the father and daughter the whole time, and he watched the video again. Now he is in a bad mood. What comes to mind is that Lin Zheng was kicked away by Lin Nanshi and imprisoned in Xiao Hei He is only given a bowl of porridge a day, when will he agree to go on a blind date with Xiaomei (?) and when will he let him out.
"Brother Ye? Brother Ye?" Lin Qiao wanted to say hello to Ye Yu and left. She didn't expect to see a terrible black air rising from behind Ye Yu when she turned around. Seemingly, she was so startled that she pulled Yu Xuan back a few steps, and only called Ye Yu a few times after she was sure there was no danger.
Ye Yu regained consciousness in a trance, saw Lin Qiao and Yu Xuan looking at him worriedly from a distance, and asked strangely: "What's wrong with you?"
It was only now that Lin Qiao truly believed what the eldest brother said. Ye Yu really loved him as much as he did. Could it be that he was crazy? It was so pitiful.I must do my best to help them be together!Thinking of this, Lin Qiao suddenly felt a sense of justice that a messenger of love wanted to help a poor couple escape from their murderous parents!
Yu Xuan patted her arm: Wow, it's so hot!
Ye Yu rubbed his eyes, he wondered if he was too stimulated today, otherwise how could he see the blazing flame from behind Lin Qiao.
"Brother Ye! Don't worry! I will help you!" Lin Qiao rubbed his eyes with small flames, clenched his fists with both hands, and said forcefully, "Fighting!"
After finishing speaking, Lin Qiao dragged Yu Xuan and ran away, and shouted at herself, "Come on!"
Thus, Ye Yu, who had received a big prize and a little angel of love assists, went back to school in a bustling daze.
When she sat on the bed in the dormitory, Ye Yu was still in a daze.Lin Zheng just came out to his family?So what should I do, and tell my parents?Can they accept it?What will you do to yourself?transfer?Change city?Blind date?Go to Lin Zheng's house and make a fuss?
The more he thought about it, the more he had a headache. Ye Yu's mind was filled with the plots of various [-] o'clock TV dramas. They were all plots of parents beating their lovers with sticks. There were also some plots of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law making tricks a hundred times, and the evil mother-in-law making things difficult for the weak daughter-in-law .
Just thinking of the scene where the vicious mother-in-law dumped a large handful of soybeans into the coal pile for Ye Yu to pick out, the phone rang.Ye Yu grabbed the phone almost immediately, it was a message from Lin Qiao.
Only one picture was sent in the message, which was a bruised arm.
After Ye Yu finished reading, her heart skipped a beat, she immediately dialed the phone, and the other party hung up immediately.Immediately afterwards, Lin Qiao sent a message.
Lin Qiao: Don't call me, I can't talk here, just type.
Ye Yu: The arm you sent just now belongs to Lin Zheng?He was beaten?
Lin Qiao: Yes!My brother was beaten black and blue. He didn't want you to see it. I secretly photographed this arm. [crying] [crying]
Ye Yu: Well, I have a question.
Lin Qiao: You ask!Brother Ye, if you have any questions, I will answer you!
Ye Yu: Why do I seem to see a tooth mark, does your father still bite?
After this message was sent, Lin Qiao did not reply at the same speed as before. It took two or three minutes to reply.
Lin Qiao: [Poor] [Poor] I was fighting, I was too anxious, I wanted to bite my father, but he dodged quickly, so he bit my elder brother's hand.
Ye Yu: That's the way it is, but why are there still people who look like they've been strangled?
Lin Qiao: Mom pinched it!She is angry too!Dad hits big brother, mom pinches him!Brother is miserable!
Ye Yu: Oh. . . . . .Can I type with your brother?
Lin Qiao: No!Brother is locked up!The phone was confiscated!I also sneaked in to see him just now, and I was not allowed to bring any communication equipment.
Ye Yu originally sent a message to Lin Qiao, and she could see what Lin Zheng should be, but the little girl exaggerated.But I didn't expect that Lin Zheng was really locked up, his thoughts would not become true!
Ye Yu: Lin Zheng was locked up? !Does he have no food and can only drink a bowl of gruel a day?Being punched and kicked, forced to have a blind date with Xiaomei?Is your family immigrating to the US?Is Lin Zheng going to drop out of school? !
Lin Qiao held the phone with a black line on her head, sister-in-law has a good brain. . . . . .
Xu Yifan came over to look at his daughter's chat messages, and clapped his hands when he saw this: "Oh! So it can still be like this!"
Lin Qiao: "...Mom."
Xu Yifan covered his mouth and smiled, "This Ye Yu is really interesting, I like him a little bit."
Lin Qiao was speechless: "Mom, I have doubts about your liking standard. The last one you said was interesting was Xiaoxuan, but take a look at this child, what has become of you now? Watch eight o'clock soap operas, write Xiaoxuan on Douban Thesis, the well-known Little Pink forum posted a post, and the little girl has now become a professional paparazzi."
Xu Yifan took a sip of tea gracefully, and said with a pleasant smile: "This is the joy of life. Helping others discover their own shining points is a noble virtue. This virtue will accompany you throughout your life and make you a useful person. people in society."
Lin Qiao: "What kind of virtue is a paparazzi?"
Xu Yifan smiled and said, "Satisfy my desire to gossip."
Lin Qiao: "...Mom, please don't talk nonsense seriously."
Xu Yifan: "Oh hehehe~"
The mother and daughter downstairs laughed at Yan Yan, while the father and son upstairs blew their beards and stared.
Lin Nanshi changed his serious and authoritative image outside, and slapped the table loudly: "I will not allow you to associate with men!"
Lin Zheng said calmly: "I'm not asking for your permission, I'm just telling you to let you know."
Lin Nanshi was panting with anger, and his voice was even higher: "What good results can a man have with a man! No marriage! No children! No guarantees! You will also be infected with AIDS! You will get cerebral infarction and a brain tumor!"
Compared to Lin Nanshi's agitation, Lin Zheng was even calmer. He corrected indifferently: "There are many foreign countries where same-sex marriages take place. Xiaoyu and I can go abroad to get married, and our children can be adopted. We keep ourselves clean and will not marry anyone other than ourselves. People use condoms every time they have sex. As for brain tumors and cerebral infarctions, father, please forgive me, even if you are not gay, you can get these diseases. within your control."
"You! You!" Lin Nanshi was silenced by his son and could only pant for breath.
Seeing that his father didn't speak, Lin Zheng didn't continue to be angry with him.Standing up and walking towards the door, the hand touched the doorknob, suddenly remembered something, turned around and asked: "I heard that you had an argument with the doctor and the patient during the rounds in the hospital, saying that the other party was gay, and it didn't end well. ?”
Lin Nanshi didn't expect his son to know about it, so he said angrily, "This man already has a brain tumor, and he has already made an appointment for surgery. I told him not to get too excited before the surgery, especially when he has sex. To pause, he also had intense sex with his same-sex lover, the tumor almost ruptured, and he was sent to the hospital in a coma. Am I wrong?"
Lin Zheng: "... I blamed you, good night."
Therefore, this incident tells us that seeing is not necessarily believing.
Husband and wife theater
Lin Zheng: My whole body hurts, why hasn't my daughter-in-law come?
Ye Yu: Pretend, you just keep pretending.
Lin Zheng: (wronged) I didn't, I was really beaten, look (stretches arm)
Ye Yu: I believed in your evil.
Lin Zheng: All right. . . . .It was my mother who twisted it and Lin Qiao bit it.
Ye Yu: Why did you lie to me?
Lin Zheng: In order to make you feel bad, come out with me.
Ye Yu: Hehehe.
Lin Zheng: (scared) Yu, you look like your mother when you smile like this.
Xu Yifan: Oh heh heh~
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