Who said game girls are easy to mess with?

The three of Wang Jian successfully passed the make-up exam, and returned to the life of killing monsters and dungeons upside down day and night. Before, Ye Yu could criticize them righteously, but now he was also dragged into the water. My biological clock went from going to bed on time at ten o'clock in the evening to now being energetic at eleven o'clock.

After completing the mission of the [-]th ring division gate, the still rain returned to Luoyang City, and there was nothing to do, so he was going to browse the street stalls to see if there was any good stuff.

While strolling around, the original show began to play the hand-wrenched little three and eight o'clock files on the speakers.

[Speaker] Qing Buyu: You don't say anything!How did you promise me last time? !Say you don't care about that bitch Yueying Lanyi anymore!This time I was sworn in and caught you giving her clothes, what happened? !

[Speaker] Qing Buyu: YY still hangs a small room, do you think people won't recognize you as a bastard if you wear a vest? !

[Speaker] Qing Buyu: You don't say anything!How am I sorry for you?You want good equipment and I didn't buy it for you? !If I buy one fashion, I will buy one for you, and I will dye rare ones for you!

[Speaker] Qing Buyu: I am really blind to marry you bastard!Moon Shadow Lanyi, little bitch, come out to my old lady! GD other people's husband, you still have to be shameless?Do you like the broken shoes worn by my mother so much? !

This girl named Qing Buyu dominated the screen on the speaker channel for half an hour. The rumored hero never dared to show up, but Yueying Lanyi finally couldn't help but jumped out.

[Speaker] Yueying Lanyi: You are silent, keep your mouth clean, who is the bitch?I treat Brother Buyan as my own brother, not as dirty as you think.

[Speaker] Yueying Lanyi: The day before yesterday was my birthday, not to mention that it is understandable for my brother to give me clothes as a birthday present, how can you say that about him? [wronged] [wronged]

This Yueying Lanyi has been acting coquettishly and pretending to be pitiful on the trumpet channel, and even brought a group of unidentified male accounts to help her say good things, and finally turned Qingbuyu into a wicked woman who is too strict with her husband. The sharpness and the clarity of the viewpoint are astonishing.

Suave and suave sword, the three of them stopped being horse thieves, and they all drove back to Luoyang City to watch the big show with Still Yu.

The trumpet war of words lasted for nearly an hour and a half. Relatives and friends from both sides came on stage one after another, angrily scolding the heartbroken man, GD's married mistress, cursing the east lion, trumpet and anonymous trumpets, and all kinds of revelations, which made the players shout loudly enjoyable.

The still rain was an eye-opener, especially for this mistress named Yueying Lanyi, who was deeply impressed. This is the real chirping, the real coquettishness. Compared with her, I am not enough to play tricks on Hami. .

However, thinking of being expelled from the school by Hami is a melon, I still feel unwilling. I suddenly remembered that I was posted on a certain post by Amway before. Although the time is late, but I can’t stop my curiosity. Ye Yu still minimizes Tianlong Babu, Click on the webpage of a post bar.

This post bar looks like a different world to Ye Yu, there are posts of coloring records, posts of hostility and smearing each other, and advertisement posts, all kinds.Ye Yu thought for a while, and entered the word "green tea" in the search bar.

There are as many as 100 search results, which is staggering.Ye Yu browsed through the topics of the posts, and suddenly found a post called "818 Green Tea Moon Shadow Lanyi—'He is my real brother'", and the host's name was Qing Buyu.Ye Yu decisively clicked on the post.

The post was indeed posted by the one who was in the game just now. She broadcast live the whole process of hand tearing just now, screenshots of various speakers, and screenshots of Jun Buyan and Yueying Lanyi in YY's small room. Rare screenshots of the system. What's even more outrageous is that the author said that there are two audio recordings in YY, and said that if you want to hear it, please contact the author to ask for it.

Seeing this, if Ye Yu was amazed at Yueying Lanyi's methods just now, now he is absolutely in admiration for this Qing Buyu, whose investigative methods are comparable to the famous detective Conan.

Looking down from the first floor to the first floor, not only the host broke the news, but also the people who responded below also broke the news. Some said what the name of this Yueying Lanyi used to be. , there is actually Hami as a melon and the name of the expeditionary army. It seems that this girl's combat effectiveness is unusually high.

Ye Yu read this post from the beginning to the end with great interest, and went through other green tea posts, finally summing up the standard attributes of green tea:

1. The level should not be high. 88-102 is the best grade, preferably Emei.

2. If the equipment is broken, you must bring a Liubo suit.

3. I like to use ~~ for typing.

4. Appreciate the teacher as an apprentice first, then the younger sister, and finally squeeze out the teacher's wife to succeed.

5. The dungeon is not good enough to add blood, and the boss deliberately competes with others for experience points. Let the husband solve it to satisfy the man's desire for protection.

6. This is the most important point. It’s best if your husband is a master. It doesn’t matter if he is not a master, but you must spend money, spend money, and spend money on yourself!

7. The best green tea asked her husband to buy an account, and also transferred the account to his own account.Novice green tea can also be mixed into two sets of rare color costumes.

After Ye Yu finished summarizing, he shared the post he had read just now to the WeChat group, and also posted a photo of the summary. In the end, he owed @了苏阳, and said that this is real green tea. You are expired. It seems that there is too much honey, but it is not green.

After 10 minutes, Su Yang replied.

Mei Yangyang: Fuck off.

Then withdraw from the group.

Ye Yu turned off the phone and went to sleep very satisfied.

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Ye Yu has been a lot of gossip lately, and has fallen in love with browsing the post bar every day to see all kinds of tear-off posts.Zhou Mi is also a lover of gossip. In the past, he was often despised by the other three people in 208. Now that Ye Yu has joined him, he has the feeling that the moon is bright when the clouds bloom. Gossip is always the first time to share with Ye Yu, this person is still a technical geek, the computer is very powerful, some posts have been deleted, he can open the post with three taps, fully satisfying Ye Yu's curiosity .

After concentrating on watching for a week, Ye Yu felt that it was almost done, and decided to return to the rivers and lakes to avenge his revenge.

After boarding the game, Static Yu privately chatted that Hami is a melon.

Still Rain: [Grievance] Is there...

Hami is a melon: Yes, good apprentice [Red Lips]

Still Rain: [crying] [crying] You still know that I am your apprentice, did you think that I was your apprentice when you deleted me that day!Whoa, whoa, QAQ

Hami is a melon: [Khan] So what, it was my friend’s account that day, he has a lot of troubles, he probably fell ill, so I deleted it for you, I’m sorry.Add friends, and I will take you to apprentice in a while.

Still Rain: o(≧mouth≦)o but he said I am green tea!The baby is not happy, the baby has a little emotion~ hum~

Hami is a melon: [Flowers] [Flowers] Alright, good apprentice, the master will give you a fashion as a gift later.

Still Rain: I'm not a hand out party~ Liger, what are you doing?

Hami is a melon: Oh, take my daughter-in-law to suppress the bandits.There is still a place, do you want to come?

Still Rain: Yes! ! !

Hami is a melon: enter the group.

Still Yu joined the team, except that Hami is a melon, there is also an expeditionary army, and a 102 female Emei, called watermelon is not a melon.

The still rain obediently called out: "Master's wife is good, God is good."

Hami is a melon: I also opened these two numbers, and you can call her when your teacher comes.

Still Rain: ...OK.

Set up to follow the captain, eat a Qiankun pot, and still Yu chats with Hami in the team.

Still Rain: Liger~ You said that someone else took your number that day, was it the expeditionary force?

Hami is a melon: uh...hahaha [Khan]

Still Rain: Uh huh, it looks like it's really him.

Hami is a melon: You are quite smart, how do you know?

Still Rain: That day I thought the ligers spoke strangely, the same as the expeditionary army. Today when the ligers said that someone else took the account, I thought it was him~ Am I smart? [cute]

Hami is a melon: ...why is it so weird?

Still Rain: very serious, very majestic, and frighteningly wordy. (￣ω￣;)

Hami is a melon: Is it true that being a teacher is not serious and majestic?

Still Rain: Hahaha, hahaha, Liger, you want to make me laugh~ How can a Gadfly be majestic~ Hahahahaha

Hami is a melon: ... I'd better expel you from the division.

Lin Zheng walked in with a serving of sweet and sour pork ribs and a box of lunch, and Du Peng hurriedly minimized the game.

"Eat." Lin Zheng put the food on the table.

"Come on." Du Peng went to the bathroom to wash his hands, pulled a chair and sat down to eat, turned over the ribs with chopsticks, and said with a smile, "The sweet and sour ribs in the second canteen? Are you going to see your Bai Yueguang again?"

Lin Zheng said expressionlessly: "He hasn't eaten in the cafeteria recently."

Du Peng gnawed on the ribs and asked vaguely with his mouth puffed out: "What's going on? Are you sick?"

Lin Zheng shook his head, a little puzzled: "I went to class on time, and also went to self-study, but ran to the dormitory after class. It seemed that there was something urgent, and my roommate called him the meal."

"Is it online dating? I'm in a hurry to go back and have a video with my girlfriend." Du Peng ate another rib and said casually.Ah~ The sweet and sour pork ribs in the second cafeteria are delicious~~~

Lin Zheng stood up abruptly, looking down at Du Peng coldly.

"What, what are you doing?" Du Peng was taken aback, "Are you kidding me?"

Lin Zhengmu put the largest rib in his mouth and chewed it with a sullen face.

"Hey! That's my ribs!" Du Peng spread his arms to protect the ribs, "I paid for it."

Lin Zheng put down his chopsticks, took 100 yuan from his wallet, and took a picture of Du Peng.

Du Peng stared at the glowing red Grandpa Mao, curled his lips and said, "The mighty cannot be subdued, the poor cannot be moved, and the rich cannot be promiscuous. Even if you give me money, I will not give you the ribs."

Lin Zheng shook his head: "I won't eat."

Du Peng asked curiously, "Then why did you give me the money?"

Then Du Peng watched Lin Zheng lower his head and spit on every rib.

Taking out a tissue and wiping his mouth, Lin Zheng said, "Don't tarnish my white moonlight."

From Yanyi dormitory, Du Peng howled hysterically: "Lin Zheng! You deserve to be a virgin forever!"

The glass of the nearby doctor building shook three times.

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Ye Yu successfully worshiped his teacher, of course he didn't ask for fashion, but he just wanted to save face, knowing the truth, he couldn't really hang himself like a girl, and after chatting with the rogue master for a few more words, he went offline.

After picking up a glass of water from the water dispenser, Ye Yu drank it all in one gulp, suppressing the feeling of nausea, pretending to be a girl to act coquettishly, it's not something ordinary people can do, seeing the words she typed gave goosebumps all over her body.

Put down the cup, look at the phone, it's 6 o'clock, it's time to have dinner.After digging out the meal card, taking the keys and mobile phone, Ye Yu was ready to eat.

With a sound of "Boom", the door of the dormitory was pushed open from the outside, Su Yang rushed in, hugged Ye Yu's waist and cried loudly: "Little Ye Zi! I'm broken in love again~嘤嘤嘤~"

Ye Yu looked at the sky and rolled his eyes suddenly, there is someone here who is not ordinary.

"Mmm~~~~~~~~" Su Yang blew his nose vigorously with a tissue.

Resignedly, Ye Yu poured water for Su Yang with a disposable paper cup, put it in front of him, and asked, "Come on, what's the matter?"

"He went to confess his love today, but was rejected! He said we are not suitable!" Su Yang took out several tissues and bit them fiercely in his mouth.

"Confession?" Ye Yu thought for a while, then asked in confusion, "Didn't you know that he has a girlfriend, isn't it normal to be rejected?"

"Girlfriend?" Su Yang stared wide-eyed, in disbelief, "I asked his classmates, and they all said he doesn't have a girlfriend."

"Huh? Then the girl we saw in the study room that day was not her girlfriend who looked very close." Ye Yu scratched her head, also a little strange.

"What self-study room? Who are you talking about?" Su Yang said inexplicably, "He never goes to self-study."

"It's the handsome guy in the white T-shirt in the fourth study room. Who are you talking about?" Ye Yu felt that he might have made a mistake.

Su Yang despised him: "It's all happened in another life, I don't like him long ago."

"Then who do you like now?"

"Xin Xin, a senior in the fourth grade of pathology, and the captain of the basketball team, kneel and lick those muscles!"

Ye Yu silently took back the paper cup, pulled Su Yang and pushed it out.

"Hey? What are you doing?! You just broke up with him, so you can't comfort him?! You are his gay honey! Why are you so sympathetic!" Su Xiaoyang hugged Ye Yu's waist desperately, aggrieved.

"You monster! I'm going to do justice for the heavens today, so I'll take you in!" Ye Dizuo reached out with both palms and grabbed Su Yaoren's armpits.

"Haha~hahaha~hahahaha~ I was wrong~hahaha~ please forgive me~" Su Yaoren lost to Ye Dizuo's magical skill, crying and begging for mercy.

"Do you know what's wrong?" Ye Dizuo asked seriously.

"I got it, I got it." Su Yaoren's eyes shone brightly, which was very cute.

"Raoer will not die." Ye Dizuo turned over and got up from Su Yaoren.

Su Yaoren's clothes were disheveled, Huatian was embarrassed, and panted coquettishly: "What can you do with two subjects, if you look at it and attack it, it will be a arrogant and cold subject."

"What did you say!"

"Shou... ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Husband and wife theater

Ye Yu: I'm thirsty.

Lin Zheng: I'll buy what you want to drink.

Ye Yu: Green tea with honey.

Lin Zheng:. . . . . .I was wrong.

Ye Yu: Well, you dare to do it next time.

Lin Zheng:. . . . . .