Who said game girls are easy to mess with?
Chapter 23
Time flies, 20 days have passed since the expeditionary army smashed the account of the static rain. During these 20 days, the static rain will not be able to meet the expeditionary army when it goes online. As long as I go online, they will definitely go offline in less than 3 minutes.Asked in the alliance, everyone said that the expeditionary army was online every day, and after a few times, the still rain also understood that the expeditionary army was hiding from him, probably because he was afraid of raising money by himself, but he was not close to the expeditionary army Therefore, it's just a couple playing games, and you are still a man, how can you accept such a valuable gift from him?
One night, without encountering the expeditionary force again, the still rain found Hami as a melon.
Still Rain: Master, are you there?
Hami is a melon: yes, apprentice~
Still Rain: My husband has been avoiding me recently. . . . . .
Hami is a melon: How is it possible, you are overthinking.
Still Rain: I know he is afraid that I will give him money, but I can’t ask him to buy me stones and equipment, please tell him, if he avoids me again, I will sell my account and stop playing this game up.
Hami is a melon: Hey, don't, don't, apprentice, what are you doing, the boss is busy at school recently, so he didn't avoid you on purpose.Don't worry, I will definitely convey your meaning to him.
Still Rain: Well, thank you master.
Hami is a melon: it's all right, you're welcome.
"No, that's what he said." Du Peng pointed to the computer and showed it to Lin Zheng.
Lin Zheng carefully read the chat records of the two, and frowned: "What should I do?"
"How do I know what to do? Who made you so excited that you insisted on giving someone an account, scaring them." Du Peng kicked his feet up and taught Lin Zheng, "I'm not talking about you, your way of expressing feelings is too It’s scary, he just throws money at you when he comes up, if he’s really blind to money, do you think he’s only with you for money? If he’s not blind to money, then it’s like this
Lin Zheng said expressionlessly: "Of course he doesn't see money. If he likes money, it doesn't matter how much he spends."
"Yes, yes, I know that you are a domineering president, cool and handsome. The problem is that your method of courtship is obviously wrong." Du Peng looked at Lin Zheng with admiration. It's strange that this person has lived to 23 and never been in love. It’s easy to fall in love with a man, not to mention challenging the difficult one when you come up, showing cold faces to others when you’re okay, blocking people with your words, and throwing money at them. If I were Ye Yu, I’d be stupid if I liked you, but this He dare not say.
Lin Zheng obviously still had a little disagreement: "When you chase people, don't you also give things away, if you can do it, I can't?"
Du Peng: "... All I gave were small gifts of flowers and bracelets. This is fun. Is it okay if you come up and spend tens of thousands of dollars on the account? I'm afraid this is not a pursuit, but a guarantee."
Lin Zheng was stunned. He didn't expect to pay attention to how much money he spent, so he humbly asked for advice: "What do you think is the possibility of him being raised by me?"
Du Peng: "Where did you put your brain fragments?" Brother, the medicine can't be stopped.
The two did not speculate and acted on the spot. Du Peng was light and weak and was suppressed by Lin Zheng's three punches and two feet. In the end, he had to contribute the twelve moves of picking up girls. . . . . .
Two flowers bloom, one for each.Instead of mentioning Lin Zheng's martial arts cheats, let's just talk about Ye Yu.
Ye Yu is very troubled recently, the money in the game is still not lost, and Little Pink keeps updating his and Lin Zheng's little yellow texts, these are not the most important.Most importantly, he seemed to really have an inexplicable feeling for Lin Zheng. Although Su Yang refused to admit it when he asked him, he knew very well in his heart that it was no longer possible to treat Lin Zheng as an ordinary friend. Is it true that we are going to the sea of stars and cannot turn back?
Struggling and struggling, the time has entered December, the dissertation is handed in, the defense is over, and Christmas Eve is getting closer and closer. The school is gradually filled with a festive atmosphere, and Christmas is sprayed on the glass windows of the classroom. The head of the old man, a huge Christmas tree is placed next to the statue in the center of the campus, and even the door of each dormitory building will hang a pine ring.
The young lovers in the school are preparing for the festival, and of course Tianlongli can't forget this festival. The official launched a series of fashions, mounts, babies and activities.One of the most attractive items is to win rare Wuhun decorations by smashing robbers.
Martial soul is also an indispensable equipment for players. The martial soul used by the internal martial arts school is called Yuyaopan, and the martial soul used by the external attack school is called Liuliyan. The martial soul can also be inlaid with gems and glyphs, and the martial soul grows At the full level, it will turn into a green light beam that revolves around the player's body, but the green color is too ugly, so the official launched four kinds of martial arts illusion decorations - Youlong, Feifeng, Huandie and Qingyu.And players may drop one of the four illusion decorations for free during the Thief Smash activity, of course, the probability of this is very low.
No matter how low the probability is, it can't dissuade the enthusiasm of life players, especially a stingy life player like Ye Yu. Of course, he used to call himself a life player, and everyone still believed it.But since he smashed 5444 gems and changed all the equipment, no one believed him when he said he was a life player, and he didn’t have the nerve to say that the stones and equipment were smashed by the expeditionary army, otherwise he would really become a green tea scheming whore up.
But fortunately, with this activity, our little prince of the dead house can be temporarily cheered up from the hindrance and being taken care of. After all, the free lunch is not free.
Everyone wants to eat it for free, but the cake is so big, and there are too many people grabbing it. The direct result is that the server is overloaded, and it gets stuck until [-] o'clock every night.
Because Static Yu is also equipped with a mount with cloud wings, his movement speed is 80%, which is much faster than that of ordinary life players, so he is responsible for running with the whole team, and when the thief stops, Smash with other players and wait to pick up bags.
Life players, as the name suggests, do not recharge money. They rely on dungeons, horse thieves, mining, herbs, and land farming in exchange for gold coins to buy their own equipment and gems. The antonym of life players is RMB players.For these two types of players, RMB players look down on lifestyle players who are stingy, and lifestyle players look down on RMB players showing off their wealth.
Therefore, when Static Rain rode big wings flickering, 5444 gem pickup pickups, and rare fashions shining brightly in front of a group of life players, when he smashed the robbers, he got countless supercilious looks.However, everyone was not angry, and they all knew that she was the daughter-in-law of the expeditionary army, so they had no choice but to be angry and dare not speak out. No one dared to blatantly accuse him, and could only secretly hope that he would be stuck offline.
But, this world is like this, the more you wish for it, the more you wish it will not be what you want.Even though the static rain broke the campus network card, they couldn't see the picture clearly, but it was as stable as Mount Tai and did not drop the connection, not only did not drop the connection, but also successfully opened a package, while he was still waiting for the game to slowly refresh the contents of the package At that time, the system had already shown that he had issued a Martial Soul Magic Ornament——Huan Die.
"WOC! That's great, Little Yezi, the magic butterfly is out!" Ye Yu was still stuck, but Su Yang rushed to his side holding the notebook, "Yes, this is really a game and a love scene."
"Phantom Butterfly? Did it really come out?" Ye Yu was surprised. He didn't expect to get a prop worth 100 RMB for free.
Su Yang frowned: "It's not fair for you to catch up with all the good things! Little Yezi, tell me! Why are you so lucky, did something happen with Senior Brother Lin?"
"What?!" Ye Yu was startled when he heard Lin Zheng's name suddenly, "No! I didn't! I don't know..."
"Huh? What does this ellipsis mean? There is a situation~" Su Yang raised his eyebrows, but he just exploded, but he didn't expect it to be so unexpected?
Ye Yu blushed, didn't speak, just lowered her head and fiddled with Emei in the game to change her clothes.
"Eh?! You didn't refute, and you didn't beat me up!" Su Yang took a big step back and covered his chest with both hands, "Say! What conspiracy do you have! I won't give in!"
Ye Yu: "..." This is extremely cheap, not comfortable if you don't get beaten?
After waiting for a long time, Ye Yu still didn't speak, Su Yang walked back slowly, and asked cautiously, "Are you really interested in Lin Zheng?"
Ye Yu paused with the hand holding the mouse, and turned her head to stare at Su Yang seriously without sending a glance.
Su Yang was terrified: "Hey, little leaf, I'm talking too much, don't be angry, you two are a socialist brotherhood, we all know it, we all know it." Damn!This look kills me!
Ye Yu slowly retracted her gaze, and continued to stare at the screen to change Emei's fashion and hairstyle.Su Yang didn't dare to speak any more, and lowered his head to fiddle with his own number.
The room was extremely quiet, only the sound of mouse clicks, Su Yang couldn't stand the oppressive atmosphere, so he wanted to say something to activate the atmosphere.
Before he could open his mouth, Ye Yu spoke first: "The secretion of male hormones attracts each other and makes them fall in love at first sight. When they long for each other, they will produce dopamine and serotonin. Serotonin makes people lose their minds, and dopamine makes people excited. A so-called illusion that love will last forever, followed by sex or marriage, the thalamus secretes oxytocin and pituitary hormones. These seemingly beautiful things often do not last long, and the longest period of hormone maintenance is Three years, and dopamine is often only eighteen months. Then you say, how long can this fun last?"
Su Yang was caught off guard by Xueba Yu who slapped his face on the Encyclopedia of Love. Although he was very dirty, gay honey is gay honey. He quickly grasped the point: "Then what is secreted in your brain now?"
"Serotonin." Ye Yu said without changing his face.
Su Yang shook his face: "Oh oh oh! You are in love with Lin Zheng!"
"Wrong, I'm just a little bit irrational, not yet excited." Ye Yu continued to calmly analyze himself.
Su Yang: "Yes, yes, so Xueba Da Da, are you going to wait for the [-]-month validity period to expire, or to take Omega inhibitors?"
Ye Yu rubbed his chin and thought for a while: "Since it's already done, don't move or worry, then the sky is complete and the nature is complete."
Su Yang asked blankly: "What do you mean?"
"Go with the flow and wait for my dopamine."
Su Yang clasped his fists in both hands, sincerely convinced: "Please accept my knee!" It's really a good feign. . . . .
Ye Yu was still quietly waiting for his dopamine, but some people's dopamine was released every day like a drug, until the night of December 12th, Ye Yu received a long-lost Lin Zheng's WeChat.
WeChat is as simple and clear as ever: Are you free on the night of the 24th?
When Ye Yu received the message, he was brushing a copy in the game. When he heard the notification sound, he looked down at the screen and saw Lin Zheng's words. He kicked off the power cord in panic.
Wang Jian yelled: "Little Yezi! Why are you offline! I'm going to be eaten to death by monsters!"
Ye Yu hastily said, "Sign up to my account and continue to swipe" and ran out of the dormitory without looking back.
The trio looked at each other in blank dismay: Is this a magical obstacle?
Rushing out of the dormitory building, not knowing where to go, Ye Yu turned around holding the phone, restless, just staring at the words on the screen, wondering whether to reply or what to reply.
After struggling like this for half an hour, Ye Yu still decided to make a call to the Goutou military division.
"Hello?" The call was made, and the dog-headed army division Yang said lazily on the phone.
Ye Yu said seriously: "My dopamine is coming."
"what?"
"Lin Zheng sent me a WeChat message."
"What?! Ouch!" Su Yang screamed from the other end of the phone, and then a suspected huge object fell to the ground, "I'm going, it hurts to death! Little Yezi, wait." Then there was a burst of slippers running out sound.
"Okay, little leaf, tell me! What's going on, Lin Zheng sent a message, what did he say?!" Su Yang's voice came over panting.
Ye Yu: "He asked me if I had anything to do on the night of the 24th."
"OMG! He really asked you out, how about you, what did you say?" Su Yang was so excited that he almost screamed.
Ye Yu whispered: "I don't know how to reply..."
"What did you say?" Su Yang asked anxiously, "Speak up, I can't hear you clearly."
Ye Yu said loudly: "I don't know how to reply!" His strength was so strong that he startled three pairs of wild mandarin ducks.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Ye Yu apologized and ran out of the grove.
"Pfft! Hahaha." Su Yang laughed, "I'm sure your dopamine is really coming! Tell me, how do you want to reply? Go or not?"
It was rare for Ye Yu to lose his mind. Although he had talked eloquently before and calmly said that he had to let nature take its course, but when nature really came, he himself was unnatural: "I, I don't know..."
"Hey, how could you not know?" Su Yang smiled, "Didn't you call me just to ask me to express your thoughts for you?"
Ye Yu: "You know again, love master. Tell me what I think."
Su Yang: "Of course I went."
Ye Yu frowned: "Why?"
Su Yang took it for granted, "Because you hesitated."
Ye Yu asked: "So?"
Su Yang: "Hesitating means that you want to respond to the other party. For someone else, if Du Peng says he wants to ask you out, would you go?"
Ye Yu curled her lips: "No, who wants to go out with that playboy."
Su Yang: "That's it. You didn't hesitate at all about Du Peng's attitude, but you hesitated about Lin Zheng's invitation. Could it be that you wanted to go but didn't dare to say it yourself?"
It was the first time that Ye Yu felt that what Su Yang said was so reasonable, and he really admired this friend: "Well, I see, thank you."
"You're welcome. Remember to tell me your first experience when you come back." Su Yang smirked, and said in a low voice, "Do you want me to give you TT, strawberry flavored."
Ye Yu silently hung up the phone.
Holding the mobile phone and walking back, Ye Yu was about to reach the dormitory, Ye Yu made up his mind and sent Lin Zheng a message: Yes.
Lin Zheng replied almost instantly: Seven o'clock, the central square.
Ye Yu: Good.
Pressing to turn off the screen, Ye Yu let out a long breath, put the phone in his pocket, and walked towards 208.
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4 days is very fast for ordinary people, but it is like a year for lovers, and it is like three autumns for some people who are about to become lovers.
Finally on the 24th, although Ye Yu still went to class, self-study, and eat as usual, and he looked the same, but those who knew him could find his abnormality: his handwriting was slightly sloppy when taking notes, and he was in a daze more often during self-study , I even ate the scrambled eggs with tomatoes that I hate most when eating.
The trio expressed concern about this abnormal phenomenon, and Su Yang, who knew the inside story, secretly stuffed a small cube-shaped pink box into Ye Yu's hand, winked and smiled at Ye Yu.
Ye Yu lowered his head and took a look: Little Pink TT, he likes you~
"!@#%%...&*" Ye Yu could no longer express her anger in human language, so she threw something along Su Yang's neck, turned her head and went back to 208.
After rejecting Su Yang's "small gift", Ye Yu muttered: Lin Zheng probably wouldn't do anything to him.But it is said that gays will think of sex in seven seconds, if the confession is successful today, wouldn't it be with Lin Zheng. . . . . .
"Ahhh! I'm so annoying!" Ye Yu irritatedly pulled the towel and threw it into the basin, and went into the bathroom to take a shower.Anyway, wash it off first. . . . . .
After taking a shower and changing clothes, he looked at his phone, it was not yet 6 o'clock, it was still early, but Ye Yu was a little restless.
The trio looked at Ye Yu suspiciously: "What is Little Ye Zi doing? She's taking a bath and changing clothes. Today is Christmas Eve again, isn't it?" !
Wang Jian tremblingly asked: "Little Ye Zi, are you going on a date?"
Ye Yu was stunned for a moment, then said a little embarrassedly: "Ah..."
"Ahhhhhh, you are finally getting married! Dad is so sad!" The trio hugged Ye Yu heartbroken.
Ye Yu: "...Why did I get married out, shouldn't I get married back?" Lin Zheng can also cut in the door backwards.
"Tut tsk tsk~" The three of them shook their heads in unison, with reluctance and disgust in their eyes: No matter how queen you are, you are still subject, no matter how A is, you are also O, Mao Yong~
Ye Yu, who was strongly questioned about his ability, got rid of the trio and left the school.
I took a taxi to the central square, and when I got out of the car, I saw a huge Christmas tree erected in the center of the square, and two arches made of mistletoe. Many couples were taking pictures below, and several staff members were distributing Cards for couples to write their wishes on.
Looking around, he didn't find Lin Zheng. Ye Yu was going to look around first, anyway, it was just 6:[-].
Strolling under the Christmas tree, Ye Yu looked up at the card hanging on the Christmas tree. It turned out that this card was specially designed for couples: the two cards were torn in half, with a gap in the middle, and each person wrote the first half of the card. sentences, and then piece them together to form a complete sentence.
This design is very interesting. Some couples are very romantic and warm, while others are full of jokes. However, whether it is romantic or funny, the faces of couples are full of happy smiles.
Ye Yu looked at the words on the card around the tree and laughed while looking at them. When she turned to the other side, she found that there was only half of a card written:
The grass isseeding
Thewindiswavingitsleaves
"This..." Ye Yu's eyes flickered, he reached out and took off the card, and wrote the remaining words on the other half:
We just stand, without saying anything
Everything is fine
"Everything is fine." Lin Zheng's voice came from behind, "Do you think it's fine?"
Ye Yu didn't look back, put on the pen cap, hung the card back on the tree, and then turned around and said to the person in front of him, "Yes, it's fine."
The corners of Lin Zheng's pursed mouth slowly turned up, presenting a big arc. Ye Yu had never seen Lin Zheng's face with such rich expressions.
Lin Zheng stretched out his right hand and put it in front of Ye Yu, Ye Yu looked up at him: If it was a warm and bright smile just now, now it is a carefully flattering look.
Ye Yu lowered his head and laughed, and put his hand into Lin Zheng's.
Breathing out lightly in his heart, Lin Zheng held Ye Yu's hand tightly and walked under the mistletoe, and asked softly, "Can I kiss you?"
Ye Yu didn't speak, but closed her eyes lightly.
The lips touched lightly, fireworks were suddenly set off on the square, the passers-by applauded, and the happy people embraced together amidst the brilliance.
So, you thought that would be the case?
"Ah Choo!", "Ah Choo!"
The beautiful first kiss he had imagined did not come, Ye Yu was sprayed with saliva all over his face by Lin Zheng.
Opening his eyes, Ye Yu wiped his face calmly: "What's wrong with you?"
"I, I'm allergic...Ah Choo!"
Husband and wife theater
Ye Yu: Your character design has collapsed a bit recently.
Lin Zheng: I am learning the twelve styles of chasing my wife given by Du Peng.
Ye Yu: Oh, what do you think?
Lin Zheng: Wife abuse is fun for a while, chasing his wife to the crematorium.
Ye Yu: So?
Lin Zheng: The character design collapses casually, and it will be perfect if it is caught up.
Ye Yu: Nothing wrong.
One night, without encountering the expeditionary force again, the still rain found Hami as a melon.
Still Rain: Master, are you there?
Hami is a melon: yes, apprentice~
Still Rain: My husband has been avoiding me recently. . . . . .
Hami is a melon: How is it possible, you are overthinking.
Still Rain: I know he is afraid that I will give him money, but I can’t ask him to buy me stones and equipment, please tell him, if he avoids me again, I will sell my account and stop playing this game up.
Hami is a melon: Hey, don't, don't, apprentice, what are you doing, the boss is busy at school recently, so he didn't avoid you on purpose.Don't worry, I will definitely convey your meaning to him.
Still Rain: Well, thank you master.
Hami is a melon: it's all right, you're welcome.
"No, that's what he said." Du Peng pointed to the computer and showed it to Lin Zheng.
Lin Zheng carefully read the chat records of the two, and frowned: "What should I do?"
"How do I know what to do? Who made you so excited that you insisted on giving someone an account, scaring them." Du Peng kicked his feet up and taught Lin Zheng, "I'm not talking about you, your way of expressing feelings is too It’s scary, he just throws money at you when he comes up, if he’s really blind to money, do you think he’s only with you for money? If he’s not blind to money, then it’s like this
Lin Zheng said expressionlessly: "Of course he doesn't see money. If he likes money, it doesn't matter how much he spends."
"Yes, yes, I know that you are a domineering president, cool and handsome. The problem is that your method of courtship is obviously wrong." Du Peng looked at Lin Zheng with admiration. It's strange that this person has lived to 23 and never been in love. It’s easy to fall in love with a man, not to mention challenging the difficult one when you come up, showing cold faces to others when you’re okay, blocking people with your words, and throwing money at them. If I were Ye Yu, I’d be stupid if I liked you, but this He dare not say.
Lin Zheng obviously still had a little disagreement: "When you chase people, don't you also give things away, if you can do it, I can't?"
Du Peng: "... All I gave were small gifts of flowers and bracelets. This is fun. Is it okay if you come up and spend tens of thousands of dollars on the account? I'm afraid this is not a pursuit, but a guarantee."
Lin Zheng was stunned. He didn't expect to pay attention to how much money he spent, so he humbly asked for advice: "What do you think is the possibility of him being raised by me?"
Du Peng: "Where did you put your brain fragments?" Brother, the medicine can't be stopped.
The two did not speculate and acted on the spot. Du Peng was light and weak and was suppressed by Lin Zheng's three punches and two feet. In the end, he had to contribute the twelve moves of picking up girls. . . . . .
Two flowers bloom, one for each.Instead of mentioning Lin Zheng's martial arts cheats, let's just talk about Ye Yu.
Ye Yu is very troubled recently, the money in the game is still not lost, and Little Pink keeps updating his and Lin Zheng's little yellow texts, these are not the most important.Most importantly, he seemed to really have an inexplicable feeling for Lin Zheng. Although Su Yang refused to admit it when he asked him, he knew very well in his heart that it was no longer possible to treat Lin Zheng as an ordinary friend. Is it true that we are going to the sea of stars and cannot turn back?
Struggling and struggling, the time has entered December, the dissertation is handed in, the defense is over, and Christmas Eve is getting closer and closer. The school is gradually filled with a festive atmosphere, and Christmas is sprayed on the glass windows of the classroom. The head of the old man, a huge Christmas tree is placed next to the statue in the center of the campus, and even the door of each dormitory building will hang a pine ring.
The young lovers in the school are preparing for the festival, and of course Tianlongli can't forget this festival. The official launched a series of fashions, mounts, babies and activities.One of the most attractive items is to win rare Wuhun decorations by smashing robbers.
Martial soul is also an indispensable equipment for players. The martial soul used by the internal martial arts school is called Yuyaopan, and the martial soul used by the external attack school is called Liuliyan. The martial soul can also be inlaid with gems and glyphs, and the martial soul grows At the full level, it will turn into a green light beam that revolves around the player's body, but the green color is too ugly, so the official launched four kinds of martial arts illusion decorations - Youlong, Feifeng, Huandie and Qingyu.And players may drop one of the four illusion decorations for free during the Thief Smash activity, of course, the probability of this is very low.
No matter how low the probability is, it can't dissuade the enthusiasm of life players, especially a stingy life player like Ye Yu. Of course, he used to call himself a life player, and everyone still believed it.But since he smashed 5444 gems and changed all the equipment, no one believed him when he said he was a life player, and he didn’t have the nerve to say that the stones and equipment were smashed by the expeditionary army, otherwise he would really become a green tea scheming whore up.
But fortunately, with this activity, our little prince of the dead house can be temporarily cheered up from the hindrance and being taken care of. After all, the free lunch is not free.
Everyone wants to eat it for free, but the cake is so big, and there are too many people grabbing it. The direct result is that the server is overloaded, and it gets stuck until [-] o'clock every night.
Because Static Yu is also equipped with a mount with cloud wings, his movement speed is 80%, which is much faster than that of ordinary life players, so he is responsible for running with the whole team, and when the thief stops, Smash with other players and wait to pick up bags.
Life players, as the name suggests, do not recharge money. They rely on dungeons, horse thieves, mining, herbs, and land farming in exchange for gold coins to buy their own equipment and gems. The antonym of life players is RMB players.For these two types of players, RMB players look down on lifestyle players who are stingy, and lifestyle players look down on RMB players showing off their wealth.
Therefore, when Static Rain rode big wings flickering, 5444 gem pickup pickups, and rare fashions shining brightly in front of a group of life players, when he smashed the robbers, he got countless supercilious looks.However, everyone was not angry, and they all knew that she was the daughter-in-law of the expeditionary army, so they had no choice but to be angry and dare not speak out. No one dared to blatantly accuse him, and could only secretly hope that he would be stuck offline.
But, this world is like this, the more you wish for it, the more you wish it will not be what you want.Even though the static rain broke the campus network card, they couldn't see the picture clearly, but it was as stable as Mount Tai and did not drop the connection, not only did not drop the connection, but also successfully opened a package, while he was still waiting for the game to slowly refresh the contents of the package At that time, the system had already shown that he had issued a Martial Soul Magic Ornament——Huan Die.
"WOC! That's great, Little Yezi, the magic butterfly is out!" Ye Yu was still stuck, but Su Yang rushed to his side holding the notebook, "Yes, this is really a game and a love scene."
"Phantom Butterfly? Did it really come out?" Ye Yu was surprised. He didn't expect to get a prop worth 100 RMB for free.
Su Yang frowned: "It's not fair for you to catch up with all the good things! Little Yezi, tell me! Why are you so lucky, did something happen with Senior Brother Lin?"
"What?!" Ye Yu was startled when he heard Lin Zheng's name suddenly, "No! I didn't! I don't know..."
"Huh? What does this ellipsis mean? There is a situation~" Su Yang raised his eyebrows, but he just exploded, but he didn't expect it to be so unexpected?
Ye Yu blushed, didn't speak, just lowered her head and fiddled with Emei in the game to change her clothes.
"Eh?! You didn't refute, and you didn't beat me up!" Su Yang took a big step back and covered his chest with both hands, "Say! What conspiracy do you have! I won't give in!"
Ye Yu: "..." This is extremely cheap, not comfortable if you don't get beaten?
After waiting for a long time, Ye Yu still didn't speak, Su Yang walked back slowly, and asked cautiously, "Are you really interested in Lin Zheng?"
Ye Yu paused with the hand holding the mouse, and turned her head to stare at Su Yang seriously without sending a glance.
Su Yang was terrified: "Hey, little leaf, I'm talking too much, don't be angry, you two are a socialist brotherhood, we all know it, we all know it." Damn!This look kills me!
Ye Yu slowly retracted her gaze, and continued to stare at the screen to change Emei's fashion and hairstyle.Su Yang didn't dare to speak any more, and lowered his head to fiddle with his own number.
The room was extremely quiet, only the sound of mouse clicks, Su Yang couldn't stand the oppressive atmosphere, so he wanted to say something to activate the atmosphere.
Before he could open his mouth, Ye Yu spoke first: "The secretion of male hormones attracts each other and makes them fall in love at first sight. When they long for each other, they will produce dopamine and serotonin. Serotonin makes people lose their minds, and dopamine makes people excited. A so-called illusion that love will last forever, followed by sex or marriage, the thalamus secretes oxytocin and pituitary hormones. These seemingly beautiful things often do not last long, and the longest period of hormone maintenance is Three years, and dopamine is often only eighteen months. Then you say, how long can this fun last?"
Su Yang was caught off guard by Xueba Yu who slapped his face on the Encyclopedia of Love. Although he was very dirty, gay honey is gay honey. He quickly grasped the point: "Then what is secreted in your brain now?"
"Serotonin." Ye Yu said without changing his face.
Su Yang shook his face: "Oh oh oh! You are in love with Lin Zheng!"
"Wrong, I'm just a little bit irrational, not yet excited." Ye Yu continued to calmly analyze himself.
Su Yang: "Yes, yes, so Xueba Da Da, are you going to wait for the [-]-month validity period to expire, or to take Omega inhibitors?"
Ye Yu rubbed his chin and thought for a while: "Since it's already done, don't move or worry, then the sky is complete and the nature is complete."
Su Yang asked blankly: "What do you mean?"
"Go with the flow and wait for my dopamine."
Su Yang clasped his fists in both hands, sincerely convinced: "Please accept my knee!" It's really a good feign. . . . .
Ye Yu was still quietly waiting for his dopamine, but some people's dopamine was released every day like a drug, until the night of December 12th, Ye Yu received a long-lost Lin Zheng's WeChat.
WeChat is as simple and clear as ever: Are you free on the night of the 24th?
When Ye Yu received the message, he was brushing a copy in the game. When he heard the notification sound, he looked down at the screen and saw Lin Zheng's words. He kicked off the power cord in panic.
Wang Jian yelled: "Little Yezi! Why are you offline! I'm going to be eaten to death by monsters!"
Ye Yu hastily said, "Sign up to my account and continue to swipe" and ran out of the dormitory without looking back.
The trio looked at each other in blank dismay: Is this a magical obstacle?
Rushing out of the dormitory building, not knowing where to go, Ye Yu turned around holding the phone, restless, just staring at the words on the screen, wondering whether to reply or what to reply.
After struggling like this for half an hour, Ye Yu still decided to make a call to the Goutou military division.
"Hello?" The call was made, and the dog-headed army division Yang said lazily on the phone.
Ye Yu said seriously: "My dopamine is coming."
"what?"
"Lin Zheng sent me a WeChat message."
"What?! Ouch!" Su Yang screamed from the other end of the phone, and then a suspected huge object fell to the ground, "I'm going, it hurts to death! Little Yezi, wait." Then there was a burst of slippers running out sound.
"Okay, little leaf, tell me! What's going on, Lin Zheng sent a message, what did he say?!" Su Yang's voice came over panting.
Ye Yu: "He asked me if I had anything to do on the night of the 24th."
"OMG! He really asked you out, how about you, what did you say?" Su Yang was so excited that he almost screamed.
Ye Yu whispered: "I don't know how to reply..."
"What did you say?" Su Yang asked anxiously, "Speak up, I can't hear you clearly."
Ye Yu said loudly: "I don't know how to reply!" His strength was so strong that he startled three pairs of wild mandarin ducks.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Ye Yu apologized and ran out of the grove.
"Pfft! Hahaha." Su Yang laughed, "I'm sure your dopamine is really coming! Tell me, how do you want to reply? Go or not?"
It was rare for Ye Yu to lose his mind. Although he had talked eloquently before and calmly said that he had to let nature take its course, but when nature really came, he himself was unnatural: "I, I don't know..."
"Hey, how could you not know?" Su Yang smiled, "Didn't you call me just to ask me to express your thoughts for you?"
Ye Yu: "You know again, love master. Tell me what I think."
Su Yang: "Of course I went."
Ye Yu frowned: "Why?"
Su Yang took it for granted, "Because you hesitated."
Ye Yu asked: "So?"
Su Yang: "Hesitating means that you want to respond to the other party. For someone else, if Du Peng says he wants to ask you out, would you go?"
Ye Yu curled her lips: "No, who wants to go out with that playboy."
Su Yang: "That's it. You didn't hesitate at all about Du Peng's attitude, but you hesitated about Lin Zheng's invitation. Could it be that you wanted to go but didn't dare to say it yourself?"
It was the first time that Ye Yu felt that what Su Yang said was so reasonable, and he really admired this friend: "Well, I see, thank you."
"You're welcome. Remember to tell me your first experience when you come back." Su Yang smirked, and said in a low voice, "Do you want me to give you TT, strawberry flavored."
Ye Yu silently hung up the phone.
Holding the mobile phone and walking back, Ye Yu was about to reach the dormitory, Ye Yu made up his mind and sent Lin Zheng a message: Yes.
Lin Zheng replied almost instantly: Seven o'clock, the central square.
Ye Yu: Good.
Pressing to turn off the screen, Ye Yu let out a long breath, put the phone in his pocket, and walked towards 208.
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4 days is very fast for ordinary people, but it is like a year for lovers, and it is like three autumns for some people who are about to become lovers.
Finally on the 24th, although Ye Yu still went to class, self-study, and eat as usual, and he looked the same, but those who knew him could find his abnormality: his handwriting was slightly sloppy when taking notes, and he was in a daze more often during self-study , I even ate the scrambled eggs with tomatoes that I hate most when eating.
The trio expressed concern about this abnormal phenomenon, and Su Yang, who knew the inside story, secretly stuffed a small cube-shaped pink box into Ye Yu's hand, winked and smiled at Ye Yu.
Ye Yu lowered his head and took a look: Little Pink TT, he likes you~
"!@#%%...&*" Ye Yu could no longer express her anger in human language, so she threw something along Su Yang's neck, turned her head and went back to 208.
After rejecting Su Yang's "small gift", Ye Yu muttered: Lin Zheng probably wouldn't do anything to him.But it is said that gays will think of sex in seven seconds, if the confession is successful today, wouldn't it be with Lin Zheng. . . . . .
"Ahhh! I'm so annoying!" Ye Yu irritatedly pulled the towel and threw it into the basin, and went into the bathroom to take a shower.Anyway, wash it off first. . . . . .
After taking a shower and changing clothes, he looked at his phone, it was not yet 6 o'clock, it was still early, but Ye Yu was a little restless.
The trio looked at Ye Yu suspiciously: "What is Little Ye Zi doing? She's taking a bath and changing clothes. Today is Christmas Eve again, isn't it?" !
Wang Jian tremblingly asked: "Little Ye Zi, are you going on a date?"
Ye Yu was stunned for a moment, then said a little embarrassedly: "Ah..."
"Ahhhhhh, you are finally getting married! Dad is so sad!" The trio hugged Ye Yu heartbroken.
Ye Yu: "...Why did I get married out, shouldn't I get married back?" Lin Zheng can also cut in the door backwards.
"Tut tsk tsk~" The three of them shook their heads in unison, with reluctance and disgust in their eyes: No matter how queen you are, you are still subject, no matter how A is, you are also O, Mao Yong~
Ye Yu, who was strongly questioned about his ability, got rid of the trio and left the school.
I took a taxi to the central square, and when I got out of the car, I saw a huge Christmas tree erected in the center of the square, and two arches made of mistletoe. Many couples were taking pictures below, and several staff members were distributing Cards for couples to write their wishes on.
Looking around, he didn't find Lin Zheng. Ye Yu was going to look around first, anyway, it was just 6:[-].
Strolling under the Christmas tree, Ye Yu looked up at the card hanging on the Christmas tree. It turned out that this card was specially designed for couples: the two cards were torn in half, with a gap in the middle, and each person wrote the first half of the card. sentences, and then piece them together to form a complete sentence.
This design is very interesting. Some couples are very romantic and warm, while others are full of jokes. However, whether it is romantic or funny, the faces of couples are full of happy smiles.
Ye Yu looked at the words on the card around the tree and laughed while looking at them. When she turned to the other side, she found that there was only half of a card written:
The grass isseeding
Thewindiswavingitsleaves
"This..." Ye Yu's eyes flickered, he reached out and took off the card, and wrote the remaining words on the other half:
We just stand, without saying anything
Everything is fine
"Everything is fine." Lin Zheng's voice came from behind, "Do you think it's fine?"
Ye Yu didn't look back, put on the pen cap, hung the card back on the tree, and then turned around and said to the person in front of him, "Yes, it's fine."
The corners of Lin Zheng's pursed mouth slowly turned up, presenting a big arc. Ye Yu had never seen Lin Zheng's face with such rich expressions.
Lin Zheng stretched out his right hand and put it in front of Ye Yu, Ye Yu looked up at him: If it was a warm and bright smile just now, now it is a carefully flattering look.
Ye Yu lowered his head and laughed, and put his hand into Lin Zheng's.
Breathing out lightly in his heart, Lin Zheng held Ye Yu's hand tightly and walked under the mistletoe, and asked softly, "Can I kiss you?"
Ye Yu didn't speak, but closed her eyes lightly.
The lips touched lightly, fireworks were suddenly set off on the square, the passers-by applauded, and the happy people embraced together amidst the brilliance.
So, you thought that would be the case?
"Ah Choo!", "Ah Choo!"
The beautiful first kiss he had imagined did not come, Ye Yu was sprayed with saliva all over his face by Lin Zheng.
Opening his eyes, Ye Yu wiped his face calmly: "What's wrong with you?"
"I, I'm allergic...Ah Choo!"
Husband and wife theater
Ye Yu: Your character design has collapsed a bit recently.
Lin Zheng: I am learning the twelve styles of chasing my wife given by Du Peng.
Ye Yu: Oh, what do you think?
Lin Zheng: Wife abuse is fun for a while, chasing his wife to the crematorium.
Ye Yu: So?
Lin Zheng: The character design collapses casually, and it will be perfect if it is caught up.
Ye Yu: Nothing wrong.
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