Who said game girls are easy to mess with?

Because they were not in the expeditionary army that night, they were very arrogant in walking the rivers and lakes with swords. After playing the horn for nearly an hour, there were some people who were not convinced in King's Landing. They formed a few teams to fight with the sword gang, because the gang leader still had a command They were not there, and in the end they lost in a mess, and were ridiculed by Big Yali and Little Apple on the loudspeaker. Everyone held back their breath and waited for the gang leader to come back to clean them up. A few went to brush the horns. On the whole, the quality of King's Landing is much higher than that of walking the rivers and lakes with a sword.

Of course, Ye Yu didn't know about these things. Just when the two gangs were holding back their energy, he had already cleaned up the three second-hand goods in 208, and fell asleep beautifully.

Early the next morning, after Ye Yu brushed her teeth and washed her face, she appeared in the cafeteria refreshed, followed by three guardian spirits who floated into the cafeteria.

Su Yang held the deep-fried dough stick in his mouth and wanted to touch the back of it quietly while holding the tofu nao.

Guardian Spirit No. [-] Azure Dragon.The sword fluttered to block the way in front, while Guardian Spirit No. [-], No. [-] Xuanwu Mi & Suzaku Peak cut off the way behind.

Su Xiaoyang was hit by the enemy, so he had to return to his seat in despair, and offered tofu brain as a sacrifice unwillingly.

Ye Yu drank tofu nao and squinted at Su Yang: "I value sex and despise friends, I was abused in the game last night, you went out on a date, hey, I really can't help my father, I raised you so big for nothing, looking at your father Beaten."

Su Yang threw the fried dough stick angrily: "Father! How can you say that about your own son! I sacrificed my own body for your happiness in the rest of my life! Am I easy for me!"

Ye Yu: "...Son, daddy made a mistake, I'll give you tofu brains, don't go crazy." A dramatist, an absolute dramatist!

"Yo, isn't this Little Leaf?"

Ye Yu turned around: "Senior Brother Du."

"Hey!" Du Peng came over familiarly, squeezed out Wang Jian's seat, sat next to Ye Yu, and said affectionately, "What a coincidence, Xiao Yezi, come to have breakfast?"

"Yeah." Ye Yu poured the bean curd into his mouth vigorously, and wiped his mouth after pouring, "Brother, eat slowly, I'll go first."

Lin Zheng, who was ignored by Ye Yu from the beginning to the end, said slowly, "Professor Zhao's class today is still my teaching assistant, is that how you talk to the teacher?"

I'm coming!The eyes in the cafeteria finally focused on the two of them openly. If it was sneaky before, it can be said to be unscrupulous now. Everyone is looking forward to the first collision between Senior Qin and Junior Hua in reality, because during the National Day holiday Many people, or the rotten women, were not there, so they didn't know many things, so they were so looking forward to what kind of hot love and killing each other would be.

Contrary to everyone's expectations, Ye Yu greeted Lin Zheng very calmly: "Hello, assistant teacher."

Everyone was dumbfounded, what about the agreed Shura field, love and kill each other?

Even Lin Zheng was a little surprised. Since the last time in the small supermarket, he could feel that Ye Yu cared more or less for him. Of course, this caring was mostly due to embarrassment, but at least it was better than disgust. A lot, but now it has changed back to the indifference and strangeness of the first time we met, how can he bear it?

Brother Lin, who couldn't bear it, decided to use the public to help his own: "Some experimental equipment will be sent to the classroom later, and I can't move it by myself. I will trouble my little brother."

If these words were put in Du Peng's mouth, it would be Hong Guoguo's flirting, if it was put in Su Xiaoyang's mouth it would be flirting, even if it was put in Wang Jian's mouth, he would still need the other party's help.But everyone, don't forget, this was said by Lin Zheng, who is Lin Zheng?School grass?Brother Yanyi?Wrong, big mistake!Lin Zheng is a poisonous tongue and facial paralysis with the attribute of arrogance!When he spoke to Ye Yu, he had a commanding and commanding attitude, and looked down at 45 degrees with contempt. It would be impossible for anyone else, let alone the arrogant Ye Yu.

I don't know if there is some black technology in Su Yang's bowl of tofu. Ye Yu endured it, not only endured it, but even responded: "Okay, Brother Lin, when are we going to move the utensils?"

This is really surprising.Du Peng and Su Yang looked at each other, seeing surprise in each other's eyes.

Lin Zheng didn't think there was any problem, in fact, as long as Ye Yu talked to him, he would feel that everything would be warm and blossoming.He said in a tone that looked proud but excited, "Now."

Ye Yu had no objection: "Okay."

After wiping her mouth and hands with a tissue, Ye Yu handed the schoolbag to Wang Jian: "Help me get a seat." Then he and Lin Zheng left the cafeteria one after the other.

After the two left, the cafeteria exploded immediately. They turned on their mobile phones to swipe their little pink ones, whispering to each other, and there were also puzzling little friends like the second-handers from 208 and Su Yang Du Peng.

No matter how noisy the melon eaters and friends were, Ye Yu followed Lin Zheng obediently.

Ye Yu looked at the route and was a little puzzled: "Where are we going?

Lin Zheng was immersed in the two-person world with Ye Yu and couldn't extricate himself, his words always had the eternal taste of formalin: "Anatomy classroom."

Ye Yu: "Today seems to be talking about the principles of microbes..."

Lin Zheng: "I don't know either, Professor Zhao asked me to come."

Professor Zhao's knee hurts again in the office.

Soon at the door of the anatomy classroom, Ye Yu glanced at Lin Zheng. Lin Zheng felt that the air was full of sweetness. His wife's eyes were so beautiful, big and bright, and her eyelashes were so long that they could hold three matches.

Seeing that Lin Zheng didn't respond, Ye Yu glanced at him again. Lin Zheng felt that today must be his lucky day. Beautiful white eyes.

Looking at Lin Zheng, who had the corners of his mouth upturned and an extremely sinister smile, Ye Yu was considering whether to go back to the classroom by himself, but finally suppressed the urge to turn his head back and asked, "Senior brother, hello, senior brother, can you help me?" Hear me?"

Lin Zheng still knew how to maintain his image in front of Ye Yu, so he asked coldly (warmly) coldly (softly): "What's the matter?"

Ye Yu: "We're here, don't you take the key to open the door?" What's wrong with this man, he won't go in when he arrives, he sneered at himself, quickly took his things and went back quickly.

Lin Zheng looked at the door of the classroom mockingly (grievously), why did he arrive so soon, and he wanted to stay with his wife for a while longer.

Seeing Lin Zheng who took out the key to open the door, as if he was about to fight with the door, Ye Yu took a step back silently: Sudden mental illness?

Brother Lin, who had no idea that he had become mentally ill in Ye Yu's heart, was still silently mourning the end of the world between the two of them. Momojiu opened the door and reluctantly led Ye Yu in.

Ye Yu looked around: "What did the professor ask us to take?"

Lin Zheng pointed casually: "This."

Ye Yu: "...Are you sure?"

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After ringing the class bell, Zhao Fang walked into the classroom, put down the lesson plans, did not see Lin Zheng, and asked the students next to him: "Is Lin Zheng not here?"

A short-haired girl smiled and said, "Brother Lin took Ye Yu to get the teaching aids for class~"

Zhao Fang: "???" Why don't I know the teaching aids I need to use in class?

Zhao Fang didn't know what Lin Zheng was doing. He looked at his watch and it had been 5 minutes. Without waiting for them to come back, he took out his book and started to give a lecture.

"Professor, what you want is teaching aids..."

While the class was being taught, Lin Zheng and Ye Yu brought in a plastic bucket. The bucket looked quite heavy, and it was covered with a white cloth. They didn't know what was inside.

Zhao Fang frowned and looked at the plastic bucket: "What's in it?"

Lin Zheng said with a righteous face, "The teaching aids you want."

The corner of Zhao Fang's mouth twitched: "...Open it, and share it with the students." It depends on what tricks you play.

Lin Zheng bent down and was about to uncover the white cloth on the bucket, but Ye Yu stretched out his hand to stop him: "There's no need to bother senior brother about such a trivial matter, we can just divide it among ourselves." He didn't want to see someone grabbing it with bare hands and throwing it across the air just now. screen.

Lin Zheng was instantly moved: the daughter-in-law is really good to her family, and she knew that she felt sorry for her husband before it happened.

Ye Yu looked at Lin Zheng's strange eyes, and suddenly remembered Su Yang's words that Lin Zheng wanted to pick him up. If the checkout in the small supermarket was still possible, but after the unspeakable bloody scene in the anatomy classroom, Ye Yu resolutely denied it, because no one would treat his sweetheart like that, regardless of whether the other person was a man or a woman.

Thinking of Su Yang, Ye Yu turned his head to search below, suddenly his eyes were fixed in one place, and the corners of his mouth were lifted up, revealing a blood-thirsty smile.

Su Yang saw Ye Yu's smile, from the hair down to his heels, he tried his best to shrink himself, so that Ye Yu could not find him, which was obviously impossible.

"Su Yang, come and help me distribute the teaching aids." Ye Yu's voice was like a devil's trill.

Su Yang walked over trembling, Ye Yu raised his chin and pointed at the plastic bucket.

Closing his eyes and gritting his teeth, Su Yang lifted the white cloth cruelly, and stared at him with two bloody eyeballs with tissue fibers.

"Professor! Su Yang fainted!"

"Quickly pinch someone!"

"Why did you poke his nostril?"

Su Yang opened his eyes, and what he saw was the familiar ceiling of the dormitory. Fortunately, it must have been a nightmare just now.

"Su Yang, are you awake?" Ye Yu crawled to Su Yang's bed, and said embarrassedly, "I didn't expect you to be so timid, you fainted when you saw your eyeballs, I'm sorry, are you better?"

"You, you, you!" Su Yang crossed his arms, retreated to the corner of the wall, and pointed at Ye Yu tremblingly, "Why are you here?!"

Ye Yu scratched her head: "You fainted, and Shu Zhan and I carried you back." In fact, he was forced to bring you back by the condemning eyes of the whole class.

Su Yang looked at Ye Yu suspiciously: "Are you so kind?" He lowered his head to look at himself, and touched his body again. There was nothing missing, nothing too much, and he felt relieved.

"Yes, yes." Ye Yu looked away in embarrassment.

"Oh." Su Yang wanted to ask what happened afterwards, when the phone rang.

Ye Yu hurriedly changed the subject: "Your phone is ringing, is there something wrong?"

Su Yang had no choice but to pick up the phone to unlock the screen and open WeChat to read the information. He was a little impatient at first, but when he saw the content, his eyes flashed.

Ye Yu asked cautiously: "Is there something wrong, do you want to go out?" God bless, quickly come a muscular man with eight pack abs and lead this monster away.

"No, it was Shu Zhan who told me to ask for leave from the teacher and let me rest in the dormitory."

"Oh, that's it." Ye Yu was disappointed, "Then, then you can take a good rest, I won't bother you anymore, I have to go back to class, let's go first."

Seeing that Ye Yu was about to climb down the ladder, Su Yang rolled his eyes and fell limp on the bed: "Oh, I may have suffered from blood dizziness again, why is my head so dizzy?" He covered his face with his hands , while secretly watching Ye Yu's expression from between his fingers.

Ye Yu felt that he had gone too far today, and felt guilty in his heart. When he heard Su Yang shouting dizziness, he believed it was true. He hurriedly crawled back, and asked anxiously, "Dizzy? Should I take you to the hospital?"

"No need, this is an old problem of mine." Su Yang waved his hands weakly, "Little Ye Zi, could you please pour me a glass of water, I'm a little thirsty, I'm dizzy and can't get out of bed."

"Okay, okay, just wait." Ye Yu hurriedly went down to the ground to pour water for Su Yang.

Su Yang stared at Ye Yu on the bed, secretly proud in his heart, you have today too!

Ye Yu, who was surrounded by guilt, was driven around by Su Yang this day. If something went wrong, Su Yang pretended to be dizzy. After taking a deep breath, I can finally go back to the house to catch my breath.

How could Su Yang miss this opportunity to torment Ye Yu, grabbed his phone, quickly climbed off the bed, and landed lightly on the ground.

Ye Yu gritted her teeth: "Aren't you dizzy?"

"You've taken good care of me, and you're not dizzy now." Su Yang pushed Ye Yu towards 208 with a playful smile, "Let's go, let's go to your house to play Tianlong, and you will teach me how to fight while adding blood."

Ye Yu yelled strangely: "Fighting?! Have you kowtowed to the end? When did the vase become so demanding? Not only must you be able to beep, but you must also be able to fight?"

Su Yang: "..." I bear it.

After entering 208, the trio had already completed the dungeon, and asked Ye Yu if he wanted to come.

"No, Xiao Yezi is going to teach me how to fight today, you guys go play." Su Yang sat next to Ye Yu with his notebook in his arms, and refused immediately.

The trio looked at Su Yang with the eyes of a monster, and asked Ye Yu with their eyes: Is this a knock to the head?

Ye Yu shrugged: Maybe.

Su Yang logged into the game and urged Ye Yu to log in. Although Ye Yu was full of suspicion and wanted to see what Su Yang was going to do, she honestly logged in.

I thought Su Yang would do something stupid, but Su Yang really took him to the school grounds to practice fighting, and asked him a lot of fighting skills very seriously, which made Ye Yu feel embarrassed that he had wronged him.

Facts have proved that people's sixth sense is quite accurate regardless of gender.After teaching fighting skills for half an hour, the speaker channel became lively.

Hami is a melon: Da Yali, I heard that you were very arrogant yesterday, come here, come to Jinghu, let's have a good discussion.

Adorable Xiao Qiao: Little Apple, what is your ability to bully Xiao Yu while we are not here, we are 1 on 1, and my 88 little beggar gang will be at full level and happy when we come.

Meimei Xiaoxuan: I will add a Buddha head for you, hehe~

Soon there was a response from the Sword Fighting Gang, and Little Apple was the first to jump out.

Little Apple: Hey, I said who is barking here? Isn’t this a gang of beggars who have no money to dye clothes and call you brother? You don’t deserve to fight with sister. Talk to sister after you open the closet to the full~

Da Yali: Hami is a melon, you don't need to use the excuse of venting your anger to avenge your apprentice, does anyone in your shop know who you are, what apprentice is actually your concubine, hehe, why don't you hurry up and get married? Join the gang, don't put it outside to harm the life gang.

Hami is a melon: Big Yali, keep your mouth clean, if you have the ability to talk, come to Jinghu to push a wave, help me order, are you afraid to come?

Both sides scolded and cursed, the horns were flying all over the sky and they didn't fight, the main reason was that the Jianjian gang saw that the big names in the world of King's Landing were coaxing today, and they didn't dare to go out to give away their heads, so they had to live their mouths in the city.

The two sides scolded for an hour, and seeing that there would be no more fights today, the expeditionary force honked the horn.

Expeditionary Army: Da Yali, you can come to me directly for the grievances between us. Don't bully the life gang and little Emei, she is my woman.

what? !

As soon as the horn of the expeditionary army was played, the area suddenly boiled.

All kinds of loudspeakers wishing lovers get married in the end, and some scolding adulterers finally admit it, and even those who say Hami is a melon to fight injustice, saying that the expeditionary army robbed brothers and women.

The Rain Worship Cult was also full of blessings. Everyone said that this is a good time. Finally, there is a backer. In the future, not only can you walk sideways, but no one dares to care about it.

Compared with the hustle and bustle in the game, the 208 dormitory was eerily silent.

Eight eyes, comparable to a 2000-watt light bulb, stared at Ye Yu with flickering lights, and the gossip flashed in their eyes.

Ye Yu stammered: "No, it's not what you think. I have nothing to do with the Expeditionary Army. He hates green tea and doesn't like me. I didn't hook him up either. No, I really didn't!"

The explanation was so weak that the three of them couldn't listen to it. The hungry tiger jumped on Ye Yu's thigh and hugged Ye Yu's thigh, looking up at the throne at a 45-degree angle, with deep love in his eyes: "Mrs. God! Please cover me, please take care of me!"

Ye Dizuo frowned: "What a big-headed ghost, pull them all out and shave them!"

"Kacha", Su Yang secretly took a photo of this classic scene, opened WeChat and sent it out, with the following attachment: Perfect!

Du Peng quietly closed his phone, picked up his wallet and car keys, and was about to go out. Suddenly, his back felt cold, and he heard a voice from behind him saying, "Du Peng, what did you do to my computer?"

"ah!!!!!!!!!!!"

Three or ten minutes later, Du Peng knelt down in front of Lin Zheng with a bruised nose and swollen face, and confessed: "I was wrong. My computer was poisoned yesterday. I redid the system and played games on your computer for a while."

Lin Zheng sat on the chair, slowly put down the sleeves of his shirt, buttoned it up, and cast a glance at Du Peng: "Then?"

Du Peng confessed honestly: "Then I hooked up with a girl in the game and chatted with her..."

"continue."

"Then one of her suitors came to pester her. I, just, just... just said she is my woman, so don't pester her."

"So my input method has become like this?"

"Yes, yes. No, but if you didn't want to type this sentence, how could it have become like this!"

"Ha ha."

"Hey! What are you doing! Lin Zheng! I warn you, if you hit me again, I will fight back!"

"Fight back? Excellent."

"You, don't come here! I tell you, I'm afraid when I fight, I, I, ah!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Husband and wife theater

Ye Yu: So what word do you want to type?

Lin Zheng: Tianshan really sucks.

Ye Yu: The input method abbreviation should be tswdzl, not tswdnr.

Lin Zheng: ... Pressed the wrong key.

Ye Yu: ...