Who said game girls are easy to mess with?

Lin Zheng went back holding his breath, and organized a big battle in the Emperor Qinhuang's underground palace with the Dahao and Zhangjian gangs. They exploded several pieces of equipment that Da Yali beat up, and there was another big war of words on the speaker channel. Little Apple decided that Jingyu had an affair with the expeditionary army, and the words she used were extremely disgusting, and Xiao Qiao and Xiao Xuan scolded her again.

Ye Yu's head was full of black lines, looking at the little apple on the speaker, vividly describing the fact that she had an affair with another man, the details of the content were as if she had seen it with her own eyes, she couldn't bear it, she said hello to Xiao Qiao and the others, and then went offline up.

"Hey, Xiao Yezi, why did you go offline?" Su Yang looked at the speaker channel with relish, "This little apple has a rich imagination, and it seems to be true. Look, she said that the two of you are Those who hooked up on the second floor of the underground palace, and, look at this and this."

Ye Yu didn't talk nonsense with him, walked over and "slapped" the screen on.

"Wow! What are you doing, little leaf, you're seeing something exciting!" Su Yang threw himself on the laptop, protecting Ye Yu from getting close to his book.

Ye Yu rolled her eyes vigorously to Su Yang: "Every day you're either fishing for handsome guys or reading gossip. I think you can just go to Thailand for surgery. You're a vixen + a woman, you don't even look like a man."

Su Yang stroked his highlighted pink hair, proudly said: "I don't think I'm fine, it's enough for my boyfriend to be a pure man."

Ye Yu: "..." There was no words to refute.

The first day of National Day was spent in Ye Yu and Lin Zheng's bad lunch and game fights.

The next day, Ye Yu got up early, dragged Su Yang up and went out to buy clothes and cut his hair.

"What do you think of this one?" Ye Yu picked up a T-shirt and asked Su Yang.

Su Yang hadn't woken up yet, so he dozed off while sitting on the chair: "Yeah."

"Just read it!" Ye Yu slapped Su Yang on the back.

"Oh, it hurts!" Su Yang opened his eyes in a jerk, touched his painful back, and said aggrievedly, "Little Yezi, you really don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade. You even slapped her tender flesh." famous."

"Stop talking nonsense, let's see how this one looks." Ye Yu held the T-shirt in front of Su Yang.

Su Yang lacked interest and said, "Is there anything to see? Your clothes are white T-shirt and jeans. No matter how you choose, it's not the same. It's boring."

"Really?" Ye Yu looked down at the T-shirt, and after thinking about it, it seemed like what Su Yang said, "Then what are you talking about?"

"Huh?" Su Yang's eyes wandered around in the store, and finally fixed on a T-shirt, walked over and took it over to compare with Ye Yu, "This one is pretty good, Xiao Yezi, you want to wear this one, Tsk tsk tsk." As he spoke, he hooked Ye Yu's T-shirt neckline with his fingers and looked inside, ah, his little Ye Zi really has a good figure, it's a pity to be a little 0~

"What are you doing!" Ye Yu grabbed Su Yang's hand to keep him from moving.

The two were arguing, when the wind chime "jingle" at the door of the store rang, and two men walked in.

"Ah, Ye Yu, Su Yang? Are you here to buy clothes too?" Du Peng seemed surprised to meet them here.

Ye Yu turned his head to see Lin Zheng, and his face darkened: How can I see this plague god everywhere?

Su Yang was quite happy to meet them, and greeted happily: "Hello, two senior brothers."

Lin Zheng nodded his head as a greeting, and fixed his eyes on Ye Yu.Du Peng sighed in his heart, with a smile on his face, he took Su Yang's shoulders and led him back: "I want to buy some clothes, you can help me choose..."

The person in the way was not there (Du Peng & Su Yang: Hello?), Lin Zheng stepped in front of Ye Yu in two steps, and looked down at him slightly.

Ye Yu looked up at Lin Zheng unhappily: "Why?" It's okay, why are you so tall, be careful when you go out and hit the door frame.

This was the first time Ye Yu took the initiative to talk to Lin Zheng. Lin Zheng was very excited and thought about how to reply for a long time. Finally, he held back for a long time, pointed to the clothes in Ye Yu's hand and said, "You like this kind?"

Ye Yu's face darkened in an instant, holding in his hand the purple deep V-neck T-shirt Su Yang stuffed for him just now, at first he wanted to say no, but seeing Lin Zheng's provocative gaze, he said firmly: "Yes, yes Ah. Can't you?"

Lin Zheng swallowed secretly, imagining Ye Yu's clavicle exposed in a deep V, um, his nose is a little hot.

Ye Yu frowned: "Hey, what kind of eyes do you have?" Looking down on people!

Lin Zheng looked Ye Yu up and down, and said coldly and arrogantly: "Only your figure?" It must be perfect!

Anger: "What's wrong with my figure! I must be stronger than you!"

Raising eyebrows: "Try?"

Qi: "Try it!"

Ye Yu grabbed the T-shirt and went to the fitting room angrily, Lin Zheng picked up the one size bigger than Ye Yu and went into the fitting room too.

After a while, the two opened the door and walked out at the same time, staring at each other in surprise.

Lin Zheng: The baby is so beautiful, the waist is so thin, the collarbone is so beautiful, I want to chew on it.

Ye Yu: I didn't expect this person to look thin and have a good figure, but he still has muscles, heh heh.

Taking a picture in front of the mirror, Ye Yu pulled the neckline awkwardly, why is the neckline open so low, you can't see anything when you bend down, and the waist is so tight that you can't even eat enough.

Ye Yu was silently complaining about this dress in his heart, Lin Zheng had already changed back into his clothes, and walked over: "Pay the bill."

"Ah? Do you want to buy it?" Ye Yu looked at him in disbelief. He wanted to buy such flamboyant clothes.

Lin Zheng nodded: "Yeah." Of course I have to buy it, it's rare to be able to wear couple outfits with my baby.

"Oh." Ye Yu dawdled into the fitting room to change, took the clothes and followed Lin Zheng to the counter to check out.

The waitress smiled and said, "One piece is 200, two pieces are 360% off and [-]."

200? !Ye Yu flipped over the tag and looked at the price, wanting to cry, but just now he was so angry with Lin Zheng that he didn't pay attention to the price, 200 is enough to buy several pieces for himself, it hurts so much!

"Is Alipay acceptable?" Lin Zheng took out his mobile phone and asked the waiter.

"of course can."

Lin Zheng scanned the QR code to pay, took the bag from the waiter, and handed one to Ye Yu.

"A 180% discount of [-] per piece, I'll transfer the money to you." Ye Yu took out his mobile phone, determined not to take advantage of Lin Zheng.

Lin Zheng originally wanted to say no, but then he changed his tune on an idea: "Then you add me on WeChat and send me red envelopes."

Ye Yu shook his head: "Tell me your Alipay number, and I will transfer it to you directly." Don't add your WeChat, it will be even more unlucky.

"Oh." Lin Zheng was very disappointed, he didn't cheat WeChat, and the method taught by Du Peng didn't work at all.

Ye Yu transferred the money to Lin Zheng and said, "The money has been transferred to you, you can continue shopping, 88."

Lin Zheng picked up the phone and shook it: "Du Peng sent me a message saying that he and Su Yang left first."

"What?" Ye Yu was about to check Lin Zheng's phone, when his own phone vibrated, and when he opened it, it was a WeChat message from Su Yang: I went shopping with my senior (><)Fuuuuu~~~~ ~~~~

In Ye Yu's heart, after dismantling this monster who valued sex and despised friends, he calmly accepted the fact of being abandoned, and nodded at Lin Zheng: "It seems that they are leaving together, so I will go first too. gone."

"and many more."

"Anything else?"

"I want to cut my hair, don't you want to go too, why don't we go together?"

Ye Yu was surprised: "How do you know I'm going to cut my hair?"

Lin Zheng pointed to the mobile phone: "Du Peng said."

Ye Yu gritted her teeth: Su!Positive!You sold me out!

Lin Zheng raised his eyebrows: "Afraid?"

Ye Yu's eyes widened: "Huh?!" What's so scary about your dead face.

"Then, let's go." Lin Zheng walked out of the shop holding Ye Yu's hand.

"What are you holding my hand for?"

"I'm afraid you'll run away."

"I'll go, what are you afraid of."

"Ah."

The two quarreled all the way to a hairdressing salon, where they were greeted by a handsome man aged 27 or [-], who seemed to know Lin Zheng very well.

Lin Zheng pointed to Ye Yu: "Cut him first."

The stylist asked Ye Yu to sit on a chair and asked, "Handsome guy, what hairstyle do you want?"

Ye Yu: "Shave off."

Stylist: "...Hahaha, the handsome guy has a real personality. But it doesn't seem to suit you."

Ye Yu thought for a while: "Then, board size?"

Stylist: "..." I really cut it for you, Lin Zhengde cut my head off.

Lin Zheng said: "The hair is thinned, the back is cut short, the sides remain the same, and the front is cut to reveal the brow bone."

"Understood." The hair stylist took Ye Yu to wash her hair, picked up the scissors and started cutting.

Half an hour later, the hair stylist removed the sheet around his neck and said, "Okay, handsome boy, how do you feel?"

Ye Yu walked up to the mirror and brushed the broken hair in front of his forehead: "Well, it's good. But, why is it a bit like a central air conditioner?"

"Pfft, hahahaha." The hair stylist was so happy that he couldn't straighten his back, put his right hand on Lin Zheng's shoulder, and said in a low voice, "You really found a baby, central air-conditioning, hahahaha."

Lin Zheng took the hair stylist's arm off, and said arrogantly: "Of course he is my baby. Don't mess with it, it won't affect you well."

"Okay, okay, whatever you say is what you say." The stylist who was silently fed dog food spread his hands and took half a step back to the side.

Ye Yu sat on the side holding a magazine and waited for Lin Zheng to cut his hair. Lin Zheng washed his hair and came back to sit on the chair. His wet hair was pulled back, making him look even more tall, with deep nose and handsome features.

Unexpectedly, this dead face is quite handsome, Ye Yu covered the magazine on his face, only showing two eyes to secretly look at Lin Zheng.

"Hey, your baby is peeking at you." The hair stylist teased.

"En." Lin Zheng curled his lips and turned his face to the side so that Ye Yu could see his more handsome profile.

"Hey, don't move around, you almost cut your ears..."

After the hair was cut, the hair stylist took the calculator and pressed it back and forth: "We are old acquaintances, I will give you a discount. The total is 500."

500? !Ye Yu wanted to die. A T-shirt cost 180, but a haircut cost 250? !What a two hundred and five I am, I actually agreed to cut my head with Dead Face!

The ferocious expression on Ye Yu's face made the hair stylist take a step back, and whispered, "Would you like to get another [-]% discount?"

"Okay." Lin Zheng scanned the QR code directly to pay, "Let's go." He opened the door and walked out of the hair salon.

Ye Yu hurriedly chased Lin Zheng and ran out: "I'll transfer the money to you."

"Need not."

"No, I must give it to you, and I don't know you well."

"Then you can treat me to dinner." Baby actually said that he didn't know me well, and his heart ached.

"Stab", "stab".

"Student Xiaoye, this set has two eggs and no spice." The pancake stand owner handed two sets of pancakes to Ye Yu.

"Thank you, Brother Cheng." Ye Yu took the pancake fruit, turned around and handed Lin Zheng a set.

Lin Zheng took the pancake fruit, his eyes were a little straight: Although Ye Yu didn't expect Ye Yu to take him to eat western steak, but this is too far away.

Ye Yu opened his set, "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" he took a big bite and ate happily, and advised Lin Zheng, "Eat it, the pancakes made by brother Cheng are delicious, fragrant and crispy, try it." Hmph, you can eat if you have the ability. You haven’t eaten on the main road, have you ever eaten pancakes? !

Ye Yu secretly thought that Lin Zheng must be too disgusted to eat, but to his surprise, Lin Zheng opened the plastic bag, took a bite, and ate it: "Well, it's not bad."

"Um, do you really think it's good?" Ye Yu was astonished, why did this person suddenly have a wrong style of painting.

Lin Zheng nodded: "Yes, it would be better if some chili peppers were added, the spread is pretty good."

"Cut." Ye Yu was a little disappointed not to see Lin Zheng's embarrassment, "So you have eaten it?"

Lin Zheng didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I'm from T city, how could I never eat pancakes? What misunderstanding do you have about me?"

Ye Yu was embarrassed: "I thought you were bread, milk, steak and pasta every day."

Lin Zheng: "It's like this at home, but it's not so particular about living in a dormitory."

Ye Yu: "..." Where did you come from, young master?

The two ate pancakes and fruit, and walked slowly around the campus. It was rare that they didn't quarrel, and they walked all the way to the door of Ye Yu's dormitory.

Seeing the door, Ye Yu struggled for a while, and asked, "Did you really tell Professor Zhao about that?"

Lin Zheng didn't understand: "What's the matter?"

Ye Yu faltered: "That's right, just what the cafeteria said that day."

"Ah, I told you about that." Lin Zheng suddenly frowned, "You really care about Professor Zhao's opinion?" Could it be that the daughter-in-law treats Professor Zhao? !

Ye Yu waved his hand feebly: "Forget it, I've said everything. I'll go back first, goodbye."

Lin Zheng watched Ye Yu walk into the dormitory, his eyes dimmed: It seems necessary to talk to Professor Zhao.

Professor Zhao, who was reading at home, inexplicably felt some pain in his knees.

When Ye Yu returned to the dormitory, she had nothing to do, and she didn't bother to play games, so she climbed onto the bed and swiped her phone, and fell asleep after swiping.

When he opened his eyes again, he saw Su Yang sitting on the bed with his back facing him and playing with his mobile phone in a daze.

Let me tell you about the layout of Ye Yu’s school dormitory: a room for four people, with cabinets and computer desks on the bottom, beds on top, and a bathroom where you can take a shower.Undergraduate, master, and doctoral treatment are the same.Originally, Lin Zheng lived in a four-person room, but two people rented a room outside and basically never came back. Normally, only Lin Zheng and Du Peng lived.

The three of Wang Jian were away on vacation, so Su Yang slept on Wang Jian's bed for the time being, head to head with Ye Yu, so Ye Yu could see what Su Yang was doing as long as he sat up.Creeping quietly behind Su Yang, he saw Su Yang typing quickly with his mobile phone. Ye Yu put his head on Su Yang's shoulder and slowly read the words on the screen: "Senior Xihua is blushing, There was indescribable tenderness between his brows and eyes, and he lightly opened his red lips, "Senior, you look so handsome in this T-shirt, and your chest muscles are so strong." Senior Qinshou pressed Junior Lihua against the door of the fitting room, and with his finger Lifting his chin, he smiled evilly, 'There are other places where I am stronger, do you want to see it?'”

"Little, little Ye Zi, you, you're awake?!" Su Yang's whole body was stiff, he didn't dare to move, he twisted his neck towards Ye Yu, and gave him a smile that was uglier than crying.

Ye Yu pressed Su Yang against the wall of the dormitory, raised his chin with his hand, and smiled charmingly: "Is the writing not bad, is the beauty gay honey of junior Hua?"

Su Yang cried directly: "Little Yezi, I was wrong! I dare not do it again!!! Spare my life!"

"Hehe, today I will let you see the place that is stronger than the chest muscles!"

"No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Su Xiaoyang suffered on his own, was beaten and couldn't get out of bed, that's all for today, and tomorrow will continue the story of the beast senior and the department flower junior!

Continuing to the Little Dog and Man Theater:

Du Peng: Xiaoyang, how about this one?

Su Yang: Very, very good. (Hey, those eight-pack abs, the vest line, the collarbone! It's going to die!)

Du Peng: Really?I think the waist is a little thin here, you see. (lift clothes)

Su Yang: You you you you!You go into the fitting room and take it off!

Du Peng (beating the door): Hahahahahaha.

Su Yang: Dead straight man.