Qimen
Chapter 8 Private Room for Couples?
As soon as he came out of the old couple's place, Han Pei asked, "Teacher, is there any problem with this matter?"
"I read their son's horoscope, and it is indeed a short-lived person." Li Mufei said: "According to logic, he can't live past the age of 17. If he can live until last year,
Otherwise, they have done great good deeds and accumulated great virtue.Otherwise..." Li Mufei paused at this point: "It's just that his life was extended. "
Han Pei felt a little harsh when he heard this: "Teacher, it is a human life, can you not call it like a math problem?"
"Sympathy is meaningless." Li Mufei replied: "You will know when you read too much. Fate is fate. I have seen too many fates. There are people who have worked hard all their lives and achieved nothing.
, with their wives separated and reunited, finally helpless, the life of these people is just a few numbers for us, and there is really nothing for them
There is no way to restart the game, but the more this happens, the less you can sympathize with them, otherwise you will fall into it. "
"But the horoscope you read may not be accurate." Han Pei thought for a while and said, "I remember my dad once told me that when I was young, there was a fortune teller.
My husband told my fortune. He also said that I am lucky to be rich and honored once in a hundred years. I am destined to have noble people to help me.but i didn't
Become a beggar too? "
"Ah, yes." Han Pei suddenly remembered: "The fortune-teller also said that I will have no children and grandchildren, which is too bad. I am so healthy, how can I have no children and grandchildren. So
Definitely a liar. "
When Han Pei said this, he suddenly found that Li Mufei was looking at him viciously. I don't know if it was because he felt that Han Pei's words insulted his profession.
Pei immediately laughed and said: "But those are others, the teacher must be accurate, the teacher is different from those charlatans."
Maybe it was because Han Pei's words captured Li Mufei's flattery very accurately, maybe it was because Mrs. Li Mufei didn't want to argue with Han Pei a lot, and Li Mufei didn't quarrel with Han Pei any more.
To conclude this matter, I just asked Han Pei to get in the car, and told him: "No matter how accurate a fortune teller is, the calculations are both accurate and inaccurate."
"Arrangement of horoscopes and interpretation of horoscopes are just like doctors performing surgery, there are probabilities." Li Mufei said: "To interpret a person's horoscope, there are many factors that need to be considered.
Many times, a small factor is missed, which is the result of a small difference. No one can capture all the information every time.able to guarantee
An accuracy rate of 90%-95% is considered a master. "
"How much can the teacher get?" Han Pei asked.
Li Mufei thought about it seriously: "Anyway, it's up to me, no one says I'm not sure."
That's 100%.
Li Mufei's boastfulness and self-confidence made Han Pei's teeth sour: "Didn't you just say that there is no 100% accurate fortune teller?"
"I have cheats." Li Mufei said.
"Cheater?" Han Pei was curious: "What kind of cheater?"
Li Mufei smiled mysteriously at Han Pei: "If you beg me, I will tell you."
……
…………
Han Pei felt that Li Mufei deserved to have no friends, "Cut," he turned his head and stopped looking at Li Mufei: "If you don't tell, you won't tell."
This caused Li Mufei to chuckle twice.
At this moment, Han Pei sneaked a glance at the person who was usually mocking him, and suddenly felt that the way the teacher was being laughed at... so good...
However, Han Pei's mood only lasted all the way, and the moment he arrived at the hotel, it all disappeared.
How could he have forgotten!That bastard Li Mufei just converted their two standard rooms into a couple's room!
"Sorry, sir, there are no more standard rooms." Li Mufei seemed to have completely forgotten about this, and the little girl at the front desk answered his inquiry like this.
Li Mufei frowned: "What about the luxury suite?"
"Sorry, sir, there are no more." The little girl checked and replied: "There will be an XX meeting next door, and people from all over the country will come. Let's take a look at the room.
It's fully booked. "
"Then what room is there?" Li Mufei asked.
"Well... There are round bed rooms for couples, water bed rooms for couples, dream rooms for couples..." During the meeting, all the rest are couple suites.
"Okay, don't talk about it." Li Mufei's face became greener the more he listened. He took out his mobile phone and planned to book another hotel, but when he took it out, he realized that after a day, his mobile phone was missing.
Then there is no electricity!
"Han Pei." Li Mufei called Han Pei to his side, "Give me the phone."
After hearing this, Han Pei obediently handed the phone to Li Mufei: "But I don't know what's wrong with my phone, basically there is no signal."
Li Mufei opened it and looked, really, let alone a signal, there is not even a sign of a signal tower.
"What's the matter with you? Didn't you just buy it for you?" Li Mufei asked.
Han Pei replied: "I don't know...there has been no signal. It was very difficult to get a signal with Lin Yi's mobile phone before."
Li Mufei frowned and handed the phone back to Han Pei: "I'll buy you another one when I get back."
The little girl suddenly smiled and said, "You guys are so loving."
The two were stunned for a moment when they heard it, and then turned their heads in unison. After confirming that the girl was talking about the two of them, Li Mufei frowned, and said firmly:
"No."
"Yes, he is my teacher." Han Pei also explained.
"I understand, I understand." The little girl seemed to understand something instantly, but Han Pei knew that what she understood was not what he thought. "It's okay, these hobbies
It's all about the privacy of the guests. "
Han Pei looked confused and didn't understand what the little girl was saying at all.
He lowered his head and looked at the time. It was almost ten o'clock. From five o'clock in the morning to now, he was already very tired. It must be that Li Mufei had been driving all day.
Going to other hotels is a bit too hard.
So Han Pei went to Li Mufei's side, and said in a low voice, "Teacher, why don't you stay here today..." After thinking about it, Han Pei said, "It won't happen after all."
He also won't really compete with Li Mufei.
His last words caught Li Mufei's eye. Li Mufei could have found a place to live, but now that Han Pei has said so, if he still insists on finding a room,
Doesn't that seem...he's afraid.
Li Mufei, who wanted to save face, thought for a while and said, "Then let's go here. Round bed room."
"Okay, room 303, a round bed room for couples." The little girl read out the complete name, "Actually, our environment here is very good, the bed is 2 meters 2, and there is still room in the room.
There are rose petal baths and swings to meet the various needs of customers. "
Li Mufei didn't want to listen to the little girl halfway through, so she quickly took her room card and took Han Pei all the way up to the third floor.
As soon as he entered the room, Han Pei was almost dazzled by the ambiguity in the room, he couldn't open his eyes. It's really...it's really a couple's room...whether it's the lighting or the gauze hanging, it reveals that
An ambiguous atmosphere made him and Li Mufei standing inside look awkward and awkward.
Especially this shower room!Han Pei was dumbfounded when he walked in, why is it transparent!Isn't it like this, can you see clearly what's going on inside...
...
fatal...
In this ambiguous environment, Han Pei uncontrollably thought of every detail of the time he and Li Mufei got along day and night.
It rushed out like a flooded river.
No, no, this is impulsiveness.Han Pei thought over and over again in his heart.
Compared to Han Pei's embarrassment, Li Mufei was quite content.
"I'm going to take a shower first." Li Mufei said as he took off his coat. Before entering the bathroom, Li Mufei pointed to a suitcase on the bed and maliciously said to Han Pei: "Children, don't
move. "
Han Pei understood immediately!No wonder the little girl just now always looked at him with a smirk!Li Mufei specially asked for that item when making an appointment today!
That thing... what is it...
Han Pei was a little shy and curious. He lay on the bed with his back to the bathroom, avoiding seeing Li Mufei taking a bath.After a while, I heard the sound of water coming from inside.
Li Mufei...shouldn't be able to see him now, right?
Han Pei thought to himself, then he got into the bed three times and twice, and even dragged the suitcase in.
The suitcase opened with a "bang", and Han Pei's heart stopped beating.He quickly covered the suitcase, pricked up his ears, and after listening for a long time, Li Mufei still heard the sound of water.
Han Pei was under the blanket, quietly using his mobile phone to illuminate the light, and looked inside.
Oh oh oh oh? ? ?
A bunch of things that Han Pei had never seen before lay there quietly. Han Pei reached out and touched them. This thing was nice, fluffy, like a scarf.Well
... He also has this, so there is no need to read it again.Um?What is this circle?Han Pei picked it up.
"Buzzing buzzing—" In the end, he didn't know what he touched, and the thing suddenly vibrated loudly while screaming. Han Pei hurriedly closed it and put it back.
in the box.
"Pfft..."
He heard Li Mufei's laughter.
When Han Pei was laughed at by Li Mufei, his soles of his feet turned red all the way to his Tianlinggai. He turned over and locked the entire suitcase into the safe in the room.
Turning around, I saw Li Mufei wearing only a bathrobe, leaning against the door, looking at him.
This silk bathrobe was thinly attached to Li Mufei's body, with a wide opening, and Han Pei's gaze roved several times on Li Mufei's chest.
No... no!Han Peicai realized that his focus was wrong.
"Why didn't you take a shower?!" Han Pei asked Li Mufei loudly.
"I want to see you." The corners of Li Mufei's mouth could not be restrained from rising, it seemed that he sincerely thought Han Pei's youthful performance just now was too funny.
"If you don't take a bath, what water do you put in?!" Han Pei's face was almost familiar.
"Can't you just test the water temperature?" Li Mufei replied with a smile.
Han Pei became angry from embarrassment, "Are you going to wash it? If not, I'll go wash it!"
"Wash and wash." Luckily, Li Mufei knew how to accept as soon as he was good. He finally walked into the bathroom after gaining enough happiness from Han Pei.
What a devil this man is!Han Pei lay on the bed and was so ashamed that he didn't dare to look at anyone.
Asshole, asshole, asshole!Han Pei thought, wait... until I have a chance, I must take revenge!
The sound of water in the bathroom sounded again, Han Pei suddenly felt something wrong, he covered himself in the quilt, quietly opened a small crack, from that small crack, Han Pei
Seeing the glass surrounded by mist, seeing the water-soaked hair sticking to the slender neck, seeing the water flow along the ditch of the back... Han Pei felt the pain in his throat
Good job, 16-year-old adolescent boy, for the first time in his life, he was emotional.
That night, Han Pei had a long, long dream. In the dream, he was holding Li Mufei's hand and walking, walking, as if he had reached the end of the sky.
But Li Mufei was not so lucky. Han Pei slept on the round bed, like a second hand, walking and turning, and finally kicked Li Mufei to the ground.
board.
In the early morning of the next day, Li Mufei ran downstairs with a haggard face, and replaced the couple's round bed room with a couple's water bed room.
Han Pei asked him why he didn't just change to another hotel.
Li Mufei said, "Because the breakfast here is delicious."
Han Pei asked: "Is it as delicious as my cooking?"
Li Mufei thought about it seriously, and said, "No."
A firework exploded in Han Pei's heart.
"I read their son's horoscope, and it is indeed a short-lived person." Li Mufei said: "According to logic, he can't live past the age of 17. If he can live until last year,
Otherwise, they have done great good deeds and accumulated great virtue.Otherwise..." Li Mufei paused at this point: "It's just that his life was extended. "
Han Pei felt a little harsh when he heard this: "Teacher, it is a human life, can you not call it like a math problem?"
"Sympathy is meaningless." Li Mufei replied: "You will know when you read too much. Fate is fate. I have seen too many fates. There are people who have worked hard all their lives and achieved nothing.
, with their wives separated and reunited, finally helpless, the life of these people is just a few numbers for us, and there is really nothing for them
There is no way to restart the game, but the more this happens, the less you can sympathize with them, otherwise you will fall into it. "
"But the horoscope you read may not be accurate." Han Pei thought for a while and said, "I remember my dad once told me that when I was young, there was a fortune teller.
My husband told my fortune. He also said that I am lucky to be rich and honored once in a hundred years. I am destined to have noble people to help me.but i didn't
Become a beggar too? "
"Ah, yes." Han Pei suddenly remembered: "The fortune-teller also said that I will have no children and grandchildren, which is too bad. I am so healthy, how can I have no children and grandchildren. So
Definitely a liar. "
When Han Pei said this, he suddenly found that Li Mufei was looking at him viciously. I don't know if it was because he felt that Han Pei's words insulted his profession.
Pei immediately laughed and said: "But those are others, the teacher must be accurate, the teacher is different from those charlatans."
Maybe it was because Han Pei's words captured Li Mufei's flattery very accurately, maybe it was because Mrs. Li Mufei didn't want to argue with Han Pei a lot, and Li Mufei didn't quarrel with Han Pei any more.
To conclude this matter, I just asked Han Pei to get in the car, and told him: "No matter how accurate a fortune teller is, the calculations are both accurate and inaccurate."
"Arrangement of horoscopes and interpretation of horoscopes are just like doctors performing surgery, there are probabilities." Li Mufei said: "To interpret a person's horoscope, there are many factors that need to be considered.
Many times, a small factor is missed, which is the result of a small difference. No one can capture all the information every time.able to guarantee
An accuracy rate of 90%-95% is considered a master. "
"How much can the teacher get?" Han Pei asked.
Li Mufei thought about it seriously: "Anyway, it's up to me, no one says I'm not sure."
That's 100%.
Li Mufei's boastfulness and self-confidence made Han Pei's teeth sour: "Didn't you just say that there is no 100% accurate fortune teller?"
"I have cheats." Li Mufei said.
"Cheater?" Han Pei was curious: "What kind of cheater?"
Li Mufei smiled mysteriously at Han Pei: "If you beg me, I will tell you."
……
…………
Han Pei felt that Li Mufei deserved to have no friends, "Cut," he turned his head and stopped looking at Li Mufei: "If you don't tell, you won't tell."
This caused Li Mufei to chuckle twice.
At this moment, Han Pei sneaked a glance at the person who was usually mocking him, and suddenly felt that the way the teacher was being laughed at... so good...
However, Han Pei's mood only lasted all the way, and the moment he arrived at the hotel, it all disappeared.
How could he have forgotten!That bastard Li Mufei just converted their two standard rooms into a couple's room!
"Sorry, sir, there are no more standard rooms." Li Mufei seemed to have completely forgotten about this, and the little girl at the front desk answered his inquiry like this.
Li Mufei frowned: "What about the luxury suite?"
"Sorry, sir, there are no more." The little girl checked and replied: "There will be an XX meeting next door, and people from all over the country will come. Let's take a look at the room.
It's fully booked. "
"Then what room is there?" Li Mufei asked.
"Well... There are round bed rooms for couples, water bed rooms for couples, dream rooms for couples..." During the meeting, all the rest are couple suites.
"Okay, don't talk about it." Li Mufei's face became greener the more he listened. He took out his mobile phone and planned to book another hotel, but when he took it out, he realized that after a day, his mobile phone was missing.
Then there is no electricity!
"Han Pei." Li Mufei called Han Pei to his side, "Give me the phone."
After hearing this, Han Pei obediently handed the phone to Li Mufei: "But I don't know what's wrong with my phone, basically there is no signal."
Li Mufei opened it and looked, really, let alone a signal, there is not even a sign of a signal tower.
"What's the matter with you? Didn't you just buy it for you?" Li Mufei asked.
Han Pei replied: "I don't know...there has been no signal. It was very difficult to get a signal with Lin Yi's mobile phone before."
Li Mufei frowned and handed the phone back to Han Pei: "I'll buy you another one when I get back."
The little girl suddenly smiled and said, "You guys are so loving."
The two were stunned for a moment when they heard it, and then turned their heads in unison. After confirming that the girl was talking about the two of them, Li Mufei frowned, and said firmly:
"No."
"Yes, he is my teacher." Han Pei also explained.
"I understand, I understand." The little girl seemed to understand something instantly, but Han Pei knew that what she understood was not what he thought. "It's okay, these hobbies
It's all about the privacy of the guests. "
Han Pei looked confused and didn't understand what the little girl was saying at all.
He lowered his head and looked at the time. It was almost ten o'clock. From five o'clock in the morning to now, he was already very tired. It must be that Li Mufei had been driving all day.
Going to other hotels is a bit too hard.
So Han Pei went to Li Mufei's side, and said in a low voice, "Teacher, why don't you stay here today..." After thinking about it, Han Pei said, "It won't happen after all."
He also won't really compete with Li Mufei.
His last words caught Li Mufei's eye. Li Mufei could have found a place to live, but now that Han Pei has said so, if he still insists on finding a room,
Doesn't that seem...he's afraid.
Li Mufei, who wanted to save face, thought for a while and said, "Then let's go here. Round bed room."
"Okay, room 303, a round bed room for couples." The little girl read out the complete name, "Actually, our environment here is very good, the bed is 2 meters 2, and there is still room in the room.
There are rose petal baths and swings to meet the various needs of customers. "
Li Mufei didn't want to listen to the little girl halfway through, so she quickly took her room card and took Han Pei all the way up to the third floor.
As soon as he entered the room, Han Pei was almost dazzled by the ambiguity in the room, he couldn't open his eyes. It's really...it's really a couple's room...whether it's the lighting or the gauze hanging, it reveals that
An ambiguous atmosphere made him and Li Mufei standing inside look awkward and awkward.
Especially this shower room!Han Pei was dumbfounded when he walked in, why is it transparent!Isn't it like this, can you see clearly what's going on inside...
...
fatal...
In this ambiguous environment, Han Pei uncontrollably thought of every detail of the time he and Li Mufei got along day and night.
It rushed out like a flooded river.
No, no, this is impulsiveness.Han Pei thought over and over again in his heart.
Compared to Han Pei's embarrassment, Li Mufei was quite content.
"I'm going to take a shower first." Li Mufei said as he took off his coat. Before entering the bathroom, Li Mufei pointed to a suitcase on the bed and maliciously said to Han Pei: "Children, don't
move. "
Han Pei understood immediately!No wonder the little girl just now always looked at him with a smirk!Li Mufei specially asked for that item when making an appointment today!
That thing... what is it...
Han Pei was a little shy and curious. He lay on the bed with his back to the bathroom, avoiding seeing Li Mufei taking a bath.After a while, I heard the sound of water coming from inside.
Li Mufei...shouldn't be able to see him now, right?
Han Pei thought to himself, then he got into the bed three times and twice, and even dragged the suitcase in.
The suitcase opened with a "bang", and Han Pei's heart stopped beating.He quickly covered the suitcase, pricked up his ears, and after listening for a long time, Li Mufei still heard the sound of water.
Han Pei was under the blanket, quietly using his mobile phone to illuminate the light, and looked inside.
Oh oh oh oh? ? ?
A bunch of things that Han Pei had never seen before lay there quietly. Han Pei reached out and touched them. This thing was nice, fluffy, like a scarf.Well
... He also has this, so there is no need to read it again.Um?What is this circle?Han Pei picked it up.
"Buzzing buzzing—" In the end, he didn't know what he touched, and the thing suddenly vibrated loudly while screaming. Han Pei hurriedly closed it and put it back.
in the box.
"Pfft..."
He heard Li Mufei's laughter.
When Han Pei was laughed at by Li Mufei, his soles of his feet turned red all the way to his Tianlinggai. He turned over and locked the entire suitcase into the safe in the room.
Turning around, I saw Li Mufei wearing only a bathrobe, leaning against the door, looking at him.
This silk bathrobe was thinly attached to Li Mufei's body, with a wide opening, and Han Pei's gaze roved several times on Li Mufei's chest.
No... no!Han Peicai realized that his focus was wrong.
"Why didn't you take a shower?!" Han Pei asked Li Mufei loudly.
"I want to see you." The corners of Li Mufei's mouth could not be restrained from rising, it seemed that he sincerely thought Han Pei's youthful performance just now was too funny.
"If you don't take a bath, what water do you put in?!" Han Pei's face was almost familiar.
"Can't you just test the water temperature?" Li Mufei replied with a smile.
Han Pei became angry from embarrassment, "Are you going to wash it? If not, I'll go wash it!"
"Wash and wash." Luckily, Li Mufei knew how to accept as soon as he was good. He finally walked into the bathroom after gaining enough happiness from Han Pei.
What a devil this man is!Han Pei lay on the bed and was so ashamed that he didn't dare to look at anyone.
Asshole, asshole, asshole!Han Pei thought, wait... until I have a chance, I must take revenge!
The sound of water in the bathroom sounded again, Han Pei suddenly felt something wrong, he covered himself in the quilt, quietly opened a small crack, from that small crack, Han Pei
Seeing the glass surrounded by mist, seeing the water-soaked hair sticking to the slender neck, seeing the water flow along the ditch of the back... Han Pei felt the pain in his throat
Good job, 16-year-old adolescent boy, for the first time in his life, he was emotional.
That night, Han Pei had a long, long dream. In the dream, he was holding Li Mufei's hand and walking, walking, as if he had reached the end of the sky.
But Li Mufei was not so lucky. Han Pei slept on the round bed, like a second hand, walking and turning, and finally kicked Li Mufei to the ground.
board.
In the early morning of the next day, Li Mufei ran downstairs with a haggard face, and replaced the couple's round bed room with a couple's water bed room.
Han Pei asked him why he didn't just change to another hotel.
Li Mufei said, "Because the breakfast here is delicious."
Han Pei asked: "Is it as delicious as my cooking?"
Li Mufei thought about it seriously, and said, "No."
A firework exploded in Han Pei's heart.
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