Lord Mojun is almost pissed off every day

Xu Qiruo was born in a small sect, and later the small sect was annexed by a large sect, and he became a handyman from an inner disciple.

Some fellow disciples left and became casual cultivators, wandering around the world, living a carefree life.But Xu Qiruo thought about his own cultivation, and felt that it was better not to deceive himself.

If he goes out with this level of cultivation, he can only be hacked as a practice hand.

Xu Qiruo quietly and well-behaved as a handyman for 20 years.

Xu Qiruo knew that he should leave until he found that he hadn't aged during the foundation building period and was still a teenager.

What is the most afraid of in the cultivation world?I am most afraid of being different from ordinary people.

There are upright families and sects here, as well as sinister and cunning evil cultivators.

Xu Qiruo didn't want to test his human nature, so he chose to leave the sect and wander in the common world.

It sounds good to yearn for poetry and the distance, but in fact it is for survival!

Life is always so unpoetic.

But when Xu Qiruo got here, he realized...he has no money.

He didn't even dare to use the spirit stone. Wouldn't it be obvious that someone would grab it if he brought out the spirit stone with this level of cultivation?

After wandering around in teahouses, taverns, inns and other places where he could work as a waiter, Xu Qiruo finally lost his job.

Because he can't stay in one place for too long, otherwise the secret of his immortality will be discovered, so he has to run around and occasionally do odd jobs for others.

Xu Qiruo hid in the ruined temple and sighed. He thought he could kill the world in the cultivation world. After all, it was written like this in novels.

It turns out that salted fish is salted fish, Xu Qiruo failed to change the essence of human beings at all, and behaved honestly and well in the realm of comprehension.

But on this ordinary and extraordinary day, Xu Qiruo met a strange person.

With a big crooked beard and a dirty Taoist robe, this man was squatting in a ruined temple and roasting sweet potatoes.

that scent...

Xu Qiruo sniffled, crawled over immediately, and flattered him: "Fellow Dao?

The dirty Taoist priest raised his eyes and asked mysteriously, "Xu Qiruo?"

Xu Qiruo was startled, and sat down on the ground in fright, looking at this man in panic.

How did he know his name?

Xu Qiruo trembled.

The Taoist glanced at him, as if he felt that he was not dangerous, clicked his tongue, pulled him up, and comforted him: "Relax, if I wanted to kill you, you would have died long ago."

Xu Qiruo: "... Oh." Sorry, he was not comforted.

"You were born in Qingye, Central Plains, and then went to Jizhou with the sect. After 20 years, you left the sect and came to the ordinary world. Am I right?"

Xu Qiruo bowed his head and said, "Yes, yes, what the boss said is correct." But he thought to himself, how could this person know such details?

The Taoist snorted, and Gao Renren said: "Not only that, I also know that you are not from this world."

Xu Qiruo let out a cry, widened his eyes, and grabbed the corner of the Taoist priest's clothes: "It's so scary, so should I go back?"

What a wonderful modern society, air-conditioned WiFi watermelon, sofa TV and guitar.

The Taoist retreated a little away in disgust: "You are not a person of this world. You should be a dead soul, but you can't enter the cycle of reincarnation. If you die, you will disappear. How can you go back?"

Xu Qiruo was taken aback for a moment, then slowly let go of his hand, lowered his head and did not speak.

The Taoist priest was silent for a while, then glanced at him cautiously, shouldn't he be crying?

What should I do?

The Taoist coughed twice, and was about to explain to him the beautiful things in this world.

Unexpectedly, Xu Qiruo immediately jumped up excitedly: "So this is the reason why I won't grow old? Then, will I never grow old? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

The Taoist didn't expect him to make such a move, he threw him hard and fell to the ground, Xu Qiruo lay on top of him and stopped talking.

"Huh?" Xu Qiruo moved a little closer and stared at his eyes seriously: "Your eyes...are pretty."

Like the vast starry sky, the boundless sea.

It was the first time that the Taoist was thrown to the ground by someone, and it was also the first time that he was so close to someone, his ears turned red for a moment, he hesitated and couldn't speak.

Xu Qiruo looked at him curiously for a while, and then laughed: "My God, you are actually shy? I know...you must be a shy little virgin, right hahaha..."

Taoist priest:"……???"

Although he didn't understand, it was definitely not a good word.

He sat on the side angrily, not wanting to talk to this strange person.

Xu Qiruo poked his arm, trying to get his attention: "Hey, so why are you looking for me?"

The Taoist silently moved aside a few times, and then said sullenly: "Well... because I figured out that I had a lot of bonds with you before, and besides, my duty is to not allow accidents to happen in the world, and you are the accident."

Xu Qiruo seemed to understand but half understood, and said oh, "Okay, little fetter, hold my brother's hand, and my brother will take you away."

Little fetter: "...???"

Taoist Shi Yuyan: "What did you say?"

Xu Qiruo touched his face, and said happily: "You won't be an old Taoist priest just because you have a beard, right? Listen to your voice, it's so crisp that you can pinch water, and there is a little milk voice Hahaha."

The little milk voice: "..." Miscalculated.

Little milk voice, no small fetters, no... little Taoist priest.

The little Taoist is very good-looking, with a milky face, an extremely tender appearance, and delicate and well-behaved round eyes.

Xu Qiruo was so enthralled by watching it, if he wanted to say what is good about this cultivation world, it is that there are many beauties, three steps and one beauty, five steps and one beauty, hehe, it is beautiful.

"What's your name, little Taoist priest?"

"The little Taoist is so young, is there fifteen?"

"Is it the first time for the little Taoist to go down the mountain? Do you want my brother to hold your hand?"

"Does the little Taoist want to sleep?"

"Little Taoist..."

The little Taoist stared at this man, who obviously looked not much older than him, with a straight face.

Xu Qiruo picked a flower for him with a smile, and asked mysteriously, "Look at this flower."

The little Taoist was bluffed by him, looked down for a while seriously, then shook his head in confusion: "...what's the matter?"

Xu Qiruo chuckled: "People are more beautiful than flowers."

Little Taoist: "..."

The little Taoist priest was very rich, and he felt that Xu Qiruo had an accident, which was a serious problem for his confidant, and he had to be taken care of, so he was not allowed to go out to show his face... No, it was a disaster for the world.

Xu Qiruo followed behind the little Taoist priest like a little daughter-in-law who married a chicken and followed the chicken.

The little Taoist is rich and powerful.

Xu Qiruo later realized belatedly that the little Taoist priest might not be so small.

When the little Taoist priest went to catch ghosts with a mahogany sword, Xu Qiruo held his chin and waited for the ghosts to come, commonly known as bait.

Seeing the incomplete and bleeding ghost, Xu Qiruo yelled, and rushed to the little Taoist priest: "Help, help! Little Taoist, help me!"

The little Taoist killed the evil ghost with a sword, and looked at someone who was screaming with disgust.

Xu Qiruo rubbed his nose, what are you doing, he is not in this line of work.

When the little Taoist priest went out to tell the fortune, Xu Qiruo sat next to him and watched him put on his beard to tell the fortune. The person who was waiting for the fortune-telling asked, "What is your relationship with this Taoist priest?"

Xu Qiruo smiled obediently: "This is my father!"

The little Taoist priest who became a father for no reason: "..."

When Xu Qiruo went out to play and had no money to eat, he pushed the little Taoist priest in front of the shopkeeper: "This is my brother, three taels of silver, one price."

The little Taoist priest who was almost sold: "..."

The little Taoist felt that Xu Qiruo was really his confidant.

Xu Qiruo was smiling all the time, and never commented on the little Taoist priest who tied him by his side. The little Taoist priest caught ghosts and told fortunes, and Xu Qiruo didn't stop him. Calculate.

Later, the little Taoist thought, is Xu Qiruo really a serious problem?

Tianxiang said that he and Xu Qiruo have a deep bond, but they have been together for many years, and they have never seen any danger from Xu Qiruo!

But Xu Qiruo really has a lot of whimsical ideas.

Xu Qiruo followed him to many places. Xu Qiruo could draw and hand-painted a map. The little Taoist took a look and said disgustedly: "Here is a very detailed map."

Xu Qiruo shook his head mysteriously: "...the map is not the same as the guide."

"...Strategy?"

"That's right, the map is for you to find the way. But the strategy is to tell you what places are worth going on the road, whether it is suitable for playing, or is it dangerous, or there are special products... These are all things that the strategy can do. things."

The little Taoist was thoughtful: "...if you can make a strategy...it will be very helpful to some monks who have never traveled far."

Xu Qiruo shook his head: "It's not just that. Ordinary people can also go. The cultivation world always separates itself from the ordinary world, but how can everything in this world be separated and disintegrated? Ordinary people can also rely on a strategy to see Take a look at things in the world of comprehension. As for monks, you can also come to the mortal world to practice and help each other, isn't it great?"

The little Taoist was taken aback: "...you are right."

Xu Qiruo chuckled, lowered his head and continued writing his strategy.

The little Taoist took him to many places.

Xu Qiruo's strategies gradually accumulated into a book, dozens of books, and became a complete series.

Xu Qiruo sighed: "I am Xu Xiake from the cultivation world!"

The little Taoist was unhappy: "...Who is Xu Xiake?"

Xu Qiruo leaned up to him with a smile and kissed him: "Okay, big jealousy, I like you the most."

"...Well." The little Taoist felt that he had to explain: "I am not a vinegar vat."

When the little Taoist was no longer a little Taoist, Xu Qiruo was with him.

There was no sign of it, just being together flatly.

Just one afternoon, the little Taoist who was used to napping with Xu Qiruo felt that he was a bit attractive, so he couldn't help leaning over and kissing him.

Xu Qiruo didn't sleep, and stared at him eye to eye.

Then Xu Qiruo, who had been bouncing up and down all the time, was serious and responded to the kiss.

That's how they were together.

"Little Taoist, come here." Xu Qiruo waved to him.

Shi Ling walked over slowly: "What's wrong?"

He is now a young man, with good facial features, indifferent to dust, and a Taoist robe that is elegant and clean.

Xu Qiruo played with his spiritual weapon: "Tell me, what is the use of this spiritual weapon?"

"...defense, attack, exorcism..."

"No, no, no." Xu Qiruo smiled slyly, took a few small magic weapon balls, brought them to Shi Ling's ear, and said a few words.

Shi Ling was stunned, and the crimson color climbed from his neck all the way to his face.

Xu Qiruo laughed: "Try?"

Shi Ling felt that sometimes Xu Qiruo's whimsy is not without benefits, at least he has learned a lot... about the new uses of spiritual weapons.

Xu Qiruo has been writing strategies to pass the time. He didn't intend to run a real tourist attraction. After all, Shi Ling needs to change places constantly. Although he never told Xu Qiruo the reason, Xu Qiruo didn't choose to refuse.

Xu Qiruo knows that two people need to have independent space, they usually spend too much time together, it is normal for Shi Ling to want to have his own secret.

It's just that he didn't want this secret to be the trigger for their relationship to break down.

Xu Qiruo didn't know why, but after Shi Ling came back from the outside one day, he changed.

Xu Qiruo ignored him when he talked to him, he ignored him when he hugged him, even when Xu Qiruo usually teased him about remarrying, he ignored him.

"...What's the matter with you?" Xu Qiruo lost his patience: "Is there someone outside?"

"...No." Shi Ling looked up at him, the nostalgia and joy in his eyes couldn't be concealed, but he didn't want to get close to Xu Qiruo anymore.

Xu Qiruo didn't understand why.

For several days, Shi Ling ignored him.

"If you want to break up with me, I don't disagree." Xu Qiruo has a modern thinking and doesn't think breaking up is a very painful thing.

Although he was reluctant, very reluctant.

Shi Ling was silent for a long time, and finally hummed.

Xu Qiruo, who was drinking tea, also fell silent: "...that's fine."

He packed up his things and prepared to leave.

Shi Ling didn't stop him, but when he left, his eyes were red and a tear fell.

When Xu Qiruo saw it, his eyes suddenly turned red. He thought the breakup was nothing...how could it be nothing?He has loved the person for so many years, traveled with him everywhere, laughed and laughed with him, and cuddled with him.

It's just one day.

In just one day, the person changes.

Obviously also reluctant to part with him, why let him go?

Xu Qiruo knew that it was he who proposed the breakup, but he was wronged. He would come to see him at night, secretly save food for him, and watch him as always. Why did he suddenly choose to separate?

Xu Qiruo didn't understand, but the anger and pain in his heart were real.

Xu Qiruo's discomfort did not last long.

When he was walking on the street with nothing to do, he had been raised by Shi Ling for too many years, and his skin and tender flesh would always be noticed by people.

Xu Qiruo was a salted fish, he couldn't beat these people, but he had the spiritual weapon Shi Ling gave him, and he was about to draw it out to block it.

A figure descended from the sky and drove these people away neatly.

Xu Qiruo raised his eyebrows: "..." Okay, you big-eyed fool, do you think I won't know you if you cover your face?

Shi Ling, who was masked and pretended not to know him, changed his voice: "It's not safe around here."

Xu Qiruo: "Oh, you saved me."

Shi Ling: "...so?"

Xu Qiruo: "I promise you with my body."

Shi Ling: "!!!"

How long did it take him to be green?

Wronged, very wronged.

The aggrieved Shi Ling didn't want to talk to this heartless guy.

He turned away.

Xu Qiruo wasn't in a hurry, he wanted to see what tricks this fool came up with now.

Xu Qiruo went to the inn.

Shi Ling, who pretended to be a junior, came up to pour tea for him, and served him attentively, wishing he could feed the rice into his mouth.

Xu Qiruo went outside to play.

A certain stalking idiot followed him seriously, stealthily stole his lantern, and childishly wrote his name on it and put it back.

Xu Qiruo went to the auction house.

Shi Ling, who pretended to be an auction house clerk, secretly stuffed a sum of money into his pocket.

Xu Qiruo was tired.

Sometimes Shi Ling would be by his side, and sometimes he would disappear for a while.

Xu Qiruo also traveled a lot by himself, but without a person around him, he couldn't continue the strategy.

Seeing that second idiot rushing to look for him every time, fearing that he would lose him and not daring to go forward, Xu Qiruo suddenly felt that he wanted to stay.

When Xu Qiruo made a wish and wanted a secret realm, a certain fool pretended to be an old Taoist priest and gave him the secret realm, saying that he wanted him to keep it, and kept saying that they were destined.

Yes...it's quite a relationship.

Xu Qiruo started a secret tour with a smile, designed a big horn artifact, and stayed in a safe place.

I will not let you worry, I have your backing, I am not afraid of anything.

So don't be afraid, do what you want to do.

A certain fool always came in pretending to be a tourist, gave him money, and touched his face secretly.

Xu Qiruo can always recognize him at a glance, this is his little fetter, how could the little Taoist priest who has been with him for so many years not recognize him.

As for this second idiot who is jealous of himself...

Ha ha.