Pretend to die

"Wake up, Xiao Su, wake up," Su Zheng smelled the smell of milk in a daze, his head was rubbed by a gentle hand, and a voice sounded in his ears: "It's past nap time, my child We are waiting for you."

Su Zheng wiped his face, stretched his waist, bared——, something was torn.

He remained the same and didn't dare to move, fearing that his shirt would be torn.

A young woman's laughter sounded next to her: "Xiao Su has been working for three months, why is she still so reckless?"

Su Zheng lowered his head and saw that he was wearing a bear plaid nursery apron. The joint under his armpit was torn when he made a bold move just now.

"I'll go find the thread and mend it for you," the woman yelled outside, "Mr. Manman, please go to Little Turtle's class and distribute the little yogurt."

"Where's Xiaosu?" someone outside asked.

"He tore his apron and it needs to be mended," said the woman.

"The labor cost of repairing clothes is enough to buy a new one." The person outside said.

Su Zheng was a little embarrassed—not because of the thread, but because of his kindergarten teacher's attire.

Seeing that his face was still in embarrassment, the woman comforted him: "Manman speaks straight, don't take it seriously."

Su Zheng shook his head and said, "How could that be?"

When the woman went out to find the thread, Su Zheng could finally observe the place carefully.

Pink walls, colorful stickers, small blue tables and chairs look like toys, looking out of the window, there are large green rubber anti-fall blankets outside, big red slides, bright yellow small horizontal bars, and a sofa In the pit, there are a few children wearing Peppa Pig vests sitting in it, playing house.

Su Zheng breathed a sigh of relief. He couldn't be a lawyer, but couldn't he be a childcare worker?

The woman came back quickly, quickly mended his clothes, and let him go back to work.

"You have to thank Manman later."

"it is good."

Su Zheng remembered that she mentioned the little turtle class, so he searched for each room along the corridor.I don't know which genius thought of it. The names of each class are not written in Chinese characters, but are replaced by pictures.

Some sunflowers, puppies, and tigers, Su Zheng could tell, but some looked like colorful hieroglyphs, and he couldn't guess them at all.

Fortunately, the little turtle class he is in charge of is an animal class, which can barely be recognized.

He stood at the door, took a deep breath, and prepared to mobilize a sweet and gentle smile.Before the muscles could be activated, there was a loud cry in the classroom. The decibels of children should not be underestimated. Before Su Zheng had time to prepare, it was as if he put on the earphone in his left ear and heard nothing clearly.

The voice of the female teacher Manman came from the classroom: "You can't cry, the monitor should be a role model for everyone, be good, and smile."

The little boy defended with a choked voice: "He, hiccup, he bullied me... woo woo..."

Manman turned to another child and said, "Okay, you apologize to him."

The child opened his eyes wide, but didn't speak. Manman got a little angry: "Why didn't you admit your mistake? Are you going to be a bad boy?"

The squad leader cried even harder: "Woo...my little yogurt..."

Manman was also anxious and said, "Apologize!"

Su Zheng, who was listening outside, knew that it was time for him to appear.

He opened the beaded curtain, walked in energetically, and deliberately made that coaxing voice: "Kids, what's the matter?"

The whole class was silent.

Manman also looked at him, as if a stranger had come in.

Su Zheng was also silent. Not only was he silent, he was also shocked, panicked, and unbelievable.

Manman said, "There are two—"

"Fu Bingying!" Su Zheng shouted with his eyes wide open.

Manman was surprised: "How do you know he caused the trouble?" Then she stood up and said, "Then leave it to you, I will be in Xiaoxuehua's class."

As soon as she left, the whole class was left staring at Su Zheng. Among these pairs of small eyes, Fu Bingying's was the brightest and most breathtaking. Su Zheng looked at him and almost thought he was going blind.

God, are you trying to force me to death?

Fu Bingying is so young, how can we fall in love!

Heaven ignored his despair.

It was the squad leader who preempted the strike, crying loudly and almost shattering the glass.

"Teacher Zhengzheng! He bullied me! Ugh..."

Su Zheng hurriedly squatted in front of him, grabbed the drool pocket in front of him, and wiped his nose.

"Don't cry, don't cry, a man bleeds, sweats and doesn't cry... don't drool!"

The squad leader had never heard such hard-core comfort, and suddenly cried louder, like a heartbroken duck, as if he was about to faint to the ground in the next second.

"Woo... woo... woo..."

Where did the ambulance come from? Su Zheng rolled his eyes at the blackboard, and he couldn't lose his temper with children, so he continued to comfort him: "Come on, don't cry, tell me if you have any grievances, don't tell me." How can I decide for you." After finishing speaking, he looked at Fu Bingying who had been silent all the time with complicated eyes, and added: "I don't believe one-sided words. You two are confronting each other in court, so don't play tricks on anyone."

The squad leader belched like a little frog.

"He, hiccup, he secretly drank my little yogurt."

Su Zheng asked the young Fu Bingying: "Did you steal his yogurt?"

Fu Bingying stared at him for a while, almost making his hair stand on end, but still didn't speak, just shook his head.

To be honest, as far as the first impression is concerned, Su Zheng is more inclined to the white and cute little Fu Baobao than this chubby squad leader who looks like a spinning top. In addition, he has known since he was a child that crying children have milk to eat. Therefore, the louder the squad leader cried, the less reliable he felt.

"Do you have any evidence that he stole your yogurt?" Su Zheng asked the monitor.

The little chubby burped twice and started crying again.Su Zheng thought that he didn't understand the word "evidence", and asked again: "How can you prove that what you said is true?"

This time, the squad leader was in a hurry, he knew he was being 'targeted', crying harder than a sprinkler, jumping and jumping on the floor.

Tsk tsk tsk, Su Zheng squinted at him, too lazy to wipe his nose and tears.

But soon, the female teacher from the next class came running.

"Oh, what's the matter, this is, Xiao Chengyu is crying like a teardrop." He squatted down, pressed the squad leader into his chest, and turned his head to blame Su Zheng: "Why is it that the child is crying so loudly?" Huh? I can hear it from next door."

Su Zheng said: "It's useless to coax."

The female teacher said: "Oh, you men are not suitable for this job."

...?Su Zheng didn't expect to be discriminated against by sex.

"What's going on?"

"This kid insisted that someone else stole his yogurt, but he couldn't come up with evidence if he asked him."

"What evidence are you telling the child?" The female teacher was angry. She didn't know how big a red envelope the monitor's parents gave her. Good boy, how could you lie."

Su Zheng was not happy, he blocked Fu Bingying from behind, and asked, "Then you are saying that the child lied?"

"I didn't say that," the female teacher glared at him, dissatisfied: "It's normal for children to have some friction between them. They haven't grown up yet. It's normal for some things to be unclear. The important thing is to educate them well. You are setting a very bad example by being fierce in their face."

Hey, Su Zhengle is happy, where did the straight female cancer come from?

"Yes, yes, you are right, you have taught well, and I will leave this little chubby boy to you, go out quickly, and don't delay other children from playing games."

"Hey! This is the kid in your class."

Su Zheng didn't bother to talk to her, and knelt down to threaten Xiaopangdun: "Let me ask you, do you want to stay with this female teacher, or do you want to stay with me, huh?"

The squad leader was almost scared to pee by his gangster-like expression, he turned his head and buried his head into the thick chest of the female teacher, who almost tore his gap in a V-neck sweater.

"Look, he insists on being with you. If you insist on leaving him, it will have a bad influence on the children."

The female teacher stared like a goldfish, picked up the chubby boy and walked away humming.

As soon as the two of them left, some children immediately made small reports.

"Teacher Zhengzheng, Zhang Chengyu drank the yogurt himself!"

"Teacher, he even ate my little orange!"

"And my chicken legs!"

Look, the cancer of corruption is about to start from the baby.Su Zheng waved his hand and boldly announced: "Okay, since the public opinion is so, today is the day he will be dismounted."

The children couldn't understand what he said at all, but his appearance was much more interesting than the usual taciturn appearance. Everyone applauded one after another. For a while, the classroom became a sea of ​​joy.

Su Zheng has never had any experience in raising children, nor in teaching, and he does not intend to teach.

The sad memory of being escorted by his grandmother to go to cram school when he was a child is still vivid. He decided to use his power to let this group of children who are about to enter elementary school have a refreshment in the last time.

"Come on, let's play a game."

He borrowed a little girl's pink water cup, filled it with plain water, and left the lid uncovered, and let the children pass the flowers by drumming.The water was as full as a cupcake, and every child was excited and scared during the transfer. Teacher Zhengzheng said that if the water leaked out, they would perform their talents, but if the cups were still on the table when the singing stopped To show talent.

Su Zheng stood on the podium and controlled the music. He felt that the children were so coaxing. When the music stopped, they would burst into loud laughter. They never got tired of it. He played such a broken game for more than 40 minutes. He couldn’t stand it. tired.

"Teacher! I need to pee!" a little boy yelled.

"go."

"Teacher! I want to pee too!" Another little boy shouted.

"Why, he wants you to accompany him?" Su Zheng smiled.The children in the class also laughed.

A little girl wearing glasses raised her hand high: "Teacher Zhengzheng, click me! Click me!"

Su Zheng raised his chin at her.

The little girl said, "Mr. Zhengzheng, they are going to play marbles in the toilet."

"Playing marbles?" Su Zheng looked at the little boy: "Just play it, what are you doing in the toilet, don't you think it's fuzzy?"

The little boy said immaturely: "I hate it."

Su Zheng snorted and laughed: "Bring your comrades back and teach you something interesting."