Pretend to die

In the end, the master didn't keep up with others, let alone refund him ten times the money.

The situation was quite urgent at that time, Su Zheng and the master stared at the school gate with blazing eyes. Soon, a large group of people moved out slowly, and the master started the car extremely sharply. Immediately afterwards, something unexpected happened.

The girls, in groups of five, got into the cars that Su Zheng thought were parents waiting for their children. Fu Bingying also got into the cars. Those cars of different models and colors formed a funny guard of honor, like swallow tails. They surrounded Fu Bingying and escorted him home.

The master was dumbfounded, and asked Su Zheng, "Do you want me to be with a star?"

Su Zheng didn't have time to explain to him, so he patted the back of the chair: "Hurry up! Keep up!"

The master quickly stepped on the accelerator.

This journey is very difficult, and I have to admit that although the guard of honor looks uneven, it is actually solid, especially when these cars drive into the main road and are blocked among countless cars, their formation can still barely maintain At this time, Su Zheng and his master no longer knew how far behind they were.

The master struggled to follow. Seeing that the road was blocked and the shift time was about to end, the master thought he could easily earn a fortune, but finally had to stop.

With the last of his goodwill, he put Su Zheng in a nearby subway station, begged and shouted to drive Su Zheng out of the car, and then took a small road and drove away with the deposit that was barely returned.

Su Zheng had no choice but to go home.

The next day, he persevered and continued to ask the monitor about Fu Bingying.

"Does he hold any position?"

"Why are you asking this? Can you recite "The Difficult Road to Shu"?"

"I can recite and recite."

"How do you write yufu's fu?"

"This……"

"How do you write the name of Yanyan?"

"Uh……"

"Flying turbulent waterfalls competing for noisy cats? Cliffs turning stones and ravines thundering? Can you know how to write?"

"I……"

In order to obtain information about Fu Bingying, Su Zheng, who had been away from high school for nearly ten years, picked up his textbooks and recited ancient poems aloud in the warm morning sun.

And the squad leader seemed to have found a good way to educate him. Like training a monkey, he rewarded him with a piece of information about Fu Bingying every time he completed a task.

In just one week, Su Zhengbei read "The Difficult Road to Shu", "Li Sao", "Yueyang Tower", and "A Happy Journey". Even the monitor couldn't help but praise him:

"Look at you, if you worked hard earlier, your foundation wouldn't be so bad. Keep working hard and get a solid pass in the exam."

Su Zheng smiled awkwardly, thinking that I didn't study hard to take the college entrance examination again.

"intelligence."

The squad leader pursed his lips and asked, "Why do you care so much about Fu Bingying?" Su Zheng asked her countless times, and she kept a private space for the former with extreme restraint, but this time, her mind became hot and she couldn't help it. blurted out.

Su Zheng smiled, and asked, "Why do you care so much about whom I care about?" His old habit is to take everything in an ambiguous direction.

Sure enough, the squad leader blushed and said angrily: "Who cares about you anymore? You interrupt my study." After finishing speaking, he paused and said quickly: "Don't ask me any more, ask Fu Bingying, he always wants to go to school. It's the toilet...stupid."

"My God, you are so smart, why didn't you say it earlier." Su Zheng praised exaggeratedly.

The squad leader turned his face away and didn't want to talk to him anymore.

A few days ago, when Su Zheng knew that Fu Bingying was the math class representative of his class, he couldn't wait to pick up his May [-]rd and attack the math teacher's office every class break.

"This place, I talked about it in class, use the inverse function..."

Su Zheng absently listened to the instruction of the math teacher, smelling the smell of the sequel in his mouth, his eyes kept drifting past the door.

This siege lasted until the end of the math quiz on Saturday, and Su Zheng scored 137 points.He felt that if he continued to study like this, by virtue of his ingenuity, he would soon reach the first place in the grade, and maybe Fu Bingying would take the initiative to find him at that time, crying and asking him the secret of his excellence.

Toilets, sounds like a very solid solution.

As long as Fu Bingying is still a human being, he needs a toilet. As long as he is a little bit ashamed, he will not allow those female fans to follow him to the toilet.

For this plan, he made a thorough investigation.

First, he learned from a boy that in order not to confront Fu Bingying’s group of female fans, they acquiesced that the toilet on the far right on the third floor was for Fu Bingying’s exclusive use. The frequency of the bathroom was very irregular. Finally, the boy who told the news said to Su Zheng solemnly and convincingly:

"Fu Bingying's penis is very small, at most five centimeters, I have seen it with my own eyes."

This sentence is definitely not true, because Su Zhengzheng has really seen it with his own eyes, so the authenticity of the above information has become suspicious.

But he couldn't find a better way, so he had to take a risk.

In the morning, the sun was shining brightly, the sound of books on campus was loud, and the smell in the toilet that couldn't be covered by the air freshener welcomed Su Zheng's arrival.He decided to stay here for a whole day until Fu Bingying came. For this reason, he even sold biscuits and soda, the best preparation for this protracted battle.

The only one who knew all his plans was the class monitor, this kind-hearted little girl finally agreed to help him lie and ask for leave after pushing hard.

In this regard, the squad leader expressed resentment: "I never lied before, it's all your fault."

"Blame me, blame me," Su Zheng handed her a taro pie: "Would you like to eat it? Count me as a bribe."

The squad leader pushed away the hot pie and said, "After you meet him, go back to the class immediately and tell me what you want to do."

"Okay, okay." Su Zheng nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "All follow the instructions of the leader."

He spent the whole morning playing Tetris, but Fu Bingying did not show up. Su Zheng was drinking soda while smelling the stench, and the drink seemed to have changed in his mouth. He began to curse Fu Bingying's bladder viciously, eagerly I hope he suffers from male diseases such as frequent urination, urgency and incontinence.

The only good thing is that there is really no one else coming in to use it, which prevents Su from hearing others excrete when he is eating biscuits.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, Su Zheng's bladder could no longer hold up.

He hung his schoolbag on the door, wiped the biscuit crumbs off his hands, and went to the urinal and unbuttoned his belt.

The feeling of release made him happy, and it also relieved the distress during the waiting process.

Halfway through urinating, dreamy footsteps sounded at the door of the toilet. Su Zheng excitedly looked towards the door, and a figure appeared.

It's Fu Bingying!

Come to pee Fu Bingying!

At this moment, Su Zheng forgot about the chirping that he was halfway through urinating, forgot the light yellow arc, he just wanted to turn to Fu Bingying and say a warm greeting that he hadn't seen for a long time.

"!!"

Fu Bingying stepped back hastily, but there was still a drop or two of urine, which inevitably splashed on his spotless shoe.

Su Zheng was stunned, regained his senses in an instant, and wanted to turn around.

"Su Zheng! Uh——!"

Shouts came from the door, and Fu Bingying's exclusive bathroom ushered in a third user, the five-centimeter brother.

He was so frightened that he burped loudly—it was very inappropriate in the bathroom, but no one cared—he said in shock: "Su Zheng! You actually pissed on Fu Bingying!"

There is also a sentence at the back, 'Awesome! Without saying anything, Fu Bingying turned around angrily and left.

Seeing that the duck in his hand was about to fly, Su Zheng was in a hurry, not knowing if he should finish urinating as soon as possible before rushing out, or hold back and rush out.

Five centimeters yelled: "Use in the urinal! Urinal!"

"What the hell are you doing here?" Su Zheng put on his pants in annoyance, instead of being gloomy.

Five centimeters dared to joke with him: "Brother, it's quite interesting."

Su Zheng glared at him and said, "Be careful with me."

Five centimeters smiled awkwardly, and said, "Actually, I'm here to inform you of good news. Last month's monthly exam, you took the first grade in your grade, and you have surpassed Fu Bingying."

"Who told you to meddle in your own business?"

"Squad leader."

Su Zheng was discouraged all of a sudden.

"Next week, you will give a speech under the national flag and talk about how to improve your grades." The head teacher took a sip of hot tea and exaggeratedly said: "I have made great progress during this period, don't be complacent, keep working hard, and keep going like this It’s no problem to get an X major.”

Su Zheng nodded, feeling that he was gone forever on the road of top student.He turned around and was about to walk out of the classroom office. Just as he was about to open the door, a force pushed the door open.

Looking up, it was Fu Bingying.

It was really effortless.

Fu Bingying saw that his face quickly darkened, and a middle-aged female teacher in the office stood up and called him: "Come here quickly! Take a look at your composition this time."

Su Zheng suddenly didn't want to leave, he returned to the head teacher's desk, and began to look for something to say: "Teacher, how do you think I should write?" He humbly asked for advice, but his eyes followed Fu Bingying's whereabouts.

"Do you still need me to teach you? Just write about learning methods, such as how to memorize words..." After a brief resistance, the class teacher began to talk.

On the other side, Fu Bingying not far away was also being taught.

"Look at your composition this time. Is there any error in reviewing the questions? What is the key word in the stem of the question? It is persistence. Persistence in doing the right thing and doing the wrong thing are both persistence..."

Fu Bingying turned his back to Su Zheng, who could only see him nodding his head from time to time with a sincere attitude.

The Chinese teacher gave a big talk, and finally began to summarize the statement: "Don't be sad if you didn't win the first place this time. After all, other students are also trying to catch up. Don't let this affect your confidence. Keep working hard. In fact, your composition It's not bad, but I'm going to beat you, don't get carried away..."

Fu Bingying said: "I will pay attention."

After finishing speaking, the teacher let him go, and the head teacher was still chattering here, using his speeches as an example when he was a student. Su Zheng hurriedly said goodbye: "Okay, I see. Goodbye, teacher." Then he followed closely. Fu Bingying.

Su Zheng guessed that there must be a lot of girls around again outside, so he stopped him in front of the copier at the door of the office first.

Fu Bingying looked down at him and didn't speak, his eyes were asking: What are you doing?

Su Zheng deliberately put on a ruffian look, and whispered: "You trampled my friend's leg."

Unexpectedly, he said an unimportant thing as soon as he opened his mouth. Fu Bingying's mind instantly realized that he was trying to play tricks.

"I do not remember."

"It's okay if you don't remember?"

"What do you want?"

"I want you to apologize to him."

"Let him speak to me himself."

"I don't think you want to apologize."

Fu Bingying glanced at him, and his tone turned bad: "Do you want to fight with me in the teacher's office?" He still remembered Su Zheng urinating on him, and no matter what the reason was, he didn't want to spoil him now. .

Su Zheng smiled, his expression languid: "You dare not."

Fu Bingying threw Su Zheng against the wall at once, and with a bang, it attracted the attention of all the teachers in the office. Su Zheng was also frightened, thinking that Fu Bingying really dared to do it.

For a while, no one spoke, and everyone was waiting for the next move to see the situation clearly.

Fu Bingying reached out to the top of Su Zheng's head, and the latter felt his fluffy hair being pressed by his wrist, and heard him say in a louder voice, "It's just a spider, don't be afraid."