Bamboo horse and green plum

Xiang Nan stayed in the hospital for two days before being discharged. During this period, his family members did not come to see him. Song Qinghua came once to inform them that the basketball qualifications of both classes were cancelled. The school felt that the impact was too great. After being too bad, a school meeting was specially organized, and the time was set for next Monday afternoon, and a group of people were arrested to write a self-criticism, and Lu Zhijie was honorably ranked at the top of the list.

"Tsk tsk tsk, brother Jie, if Principal Lu finds out that you are going to conduct a self-criticism in front of the teachers and students of the whole school, you will be so pissed off." Song Yutong in the rented house heard the news, and looked at Lu Zhijie with heartbroken eyes. Years have changed so much that the wings are starting to harden.

"It doesn't matter if you know it, it won't beat me up, isn't it just a self-criticism, just write a hundred-word article and read it accordingly." Lu Zhijie didn't care much about this so-called self-criticism.

"It is said that the basketball players of the two classes have been asked to do a self-criticism, and those who fought that day were caught and a few typical ones were arrested to do a self-criticism together. This scene should be very spectacular. Brother Jie, will you write a self-criticism?" Nan hung his right hand by the bed, looking at Lu Zhijie who was cooking.

"Haven't you ever eaten pork and seen a pig running? Besides, not all basketball players do self-criticism, haven't you been let off?" Lu Zhijie continued to move his hands without raising his head, "Actually, you have something to do with this." Responsibility, if you don't stare at him, he won't jump over the wall in a hurry."

"You two, cook and eat slowly. I'm going to starve to death. I'll go to the cafeteria to deal with it casually. You.....Talk slowly..." Song Yutong looked them back and forth meaningfully Eye, out of the room.

"This younger sister of your family is really going to die," Xiang Nan looked at Song Yutong who was walking out, "Running outside every day, can also cause trouble for others from time to time."

"Just get used to it, she has always been like this," Lu Zhijie took it for granted and didn't take it seriously, "You have written so many self-criticisms, and you can still recite them out of manuscript, why don't you read them to me? A good student is used to it, I don’t know what the review book is, and I really can’t write it.”

"Brother Jie, I'm also a good student. I'm fourth in the school. Why is it the standard for writing a review? I have a brilliant literary talent, can I adapt to various types of articles?" Xiang Nan pouted, a little unconvinced retorted.

"So, did you read and write this review for me?" Lu Zhijie had always ignored his long-winded speeches, and he had plenty of ways to deal with chatterers.

"You don't need to read it, I'll write it for you." Xiang Nan thought weakly, forget it, at least it was because of me that I was criticized, and I was responsible.

Lu Zhijie looked back at Xiang Nan's right hand hanging on his neck with discounted plaster, and said inexplicably, "Can you still write it for me with your thoughts? Don't you want me to write it out? Don't make trouble, I can't even write it, but I can still write it." Unscripted? I don't know how to recite it, this kind of unscripted is too inconsistent with my personality."

"You just wait. I will write it for you before you come on stage. Do you know Zhou Botong? I was very envious of the one who taught Xiaolongnv how to fight with both hands. I practiced writing with my left hand for a long time. Not good, but no matter what, I can recognize what the word is." Xiang Nan Xianbao looked excited, "Brother Jie, I want to go to the bathroom."

"Then you go." Lu Zhijie felt that Xiang Nan was not unreliable enough to trick him, so he was relieved that he didn't worry about the matter of self-criticism anymore.

Xiang Nan pretended to be pitiful and aggrieved and looked at his hands, "I have to do a self-criticism for me, and you still care about such a trivial matter as helping me to go to the bathroom? Look at me like this, can I do it?" Xiang Nan looked expectant He looked at Lu Zhijie.

"Didn't you do it when you were in the hospital? You didn't break your leg, and you can't walk anymore? You were fighting with your left and right hands just now, but now you can't do it?" Lu Zhijie looked at Xiang Nan with contempt, seeing his aggrieved expression , still couldn't help but went over to help him.

"I can write and eat with my left hand, but I can't take off my pants with one hand, right? In the hospital, I wore sweatpants with no buttons. Today I'm wearing denim." Xiang Nan looked at Lu Zhijie with a smile on his face, and walked When he got to the bathroom, "Brother Jie, pants," he saw that Lu Zhijie was about to turn around and leave, so he quickly grabbed him. As if Lu Zhijie had made up his mind, he turned around and helped him untie his pants, and then turned around immediately Ready to leave, Xiang Nan quickly grabbed the hem of his clothes, "Help me up."

"Help your sister," Lu Zhijie blushed up to the ears in an instant, "Do you want to nod? I deeply doubt your ability to write with your left hand."

"What is a face? I'll leave it to you. I don't want it anymore. As long as I feel comfortable, what do I need a face for?" Xiang Nan looked at Lu Zhijie without blushing and heartbeat, "Don't worry about self-criticism or something. What I promised is reliable."

Lu Zhijie turned around as if accepting his fate, and helped Xiangnan go to the bathroom with a flushed face. Xiangnan was in a bright mood and was as excited as climbing Mount Everest. When Lu Zhijie touched him, he trembled uncontrollably After a few clicks, Lu Zhijie gave him a contemptuous look, "Why are you shaking?" The atmosphere was too awkward, and Lu Zhijie felt that he should say something to break the situation.

"It's the first time I'm being served by someone, and I'm not used to it." Xiang Nan looked at the blushing Lu Zhijie with a teasing face.

Lu Zhijie thoughtfully helped him put on his trousers before helping him out. Xiang Nan kept smiling and looked at Lu Zhijie whose ears were red and still resisted running away, his mood was extremely bright.

"Go and change your pants right away, and put on your sweatpants." Lu Zhijie lay on the bed Xiang Nan, and threw the pants to him.

"I'm disabled, how can I change it? Unless you change it for me, I'll have to wear my jeans." Xiang Nan looked at Lu Zhijie standing by the bed with a smile, and instantly felt like molesting a good woman a feeling of.

Lu Zhijie's face turned even redder before he recovered his complexion, "Can you be more rogue? Your skin is thicker than the wall," he turned impatiently and went to cook, and looked at his face in the south He felt that he should not be too scared, and happily changed his pants slowly with one hand.

"Get up and eat. I haven't cooked for a long time. Let's make do with it." Lu Zhijie pulled Xiang Nan from the bed, put the food on the table, and prepared a spoon for Xiang Nan.

"It's really good, your craftsmanship has really regressed." Xiang Nan tasted it twice, and gave a very pertinent evaluation, "I'll do it when I get better. I will be raised by you for a while. He will be as skinny as a stick, hey, these days are really worrying."

"Then don't eat it, let's go out and eat." Lu Zhijie took the spoon in Xiang Nan's hand and started to clean up the dishes.

"Xueba is so stingy, I didn't say it was bad, I just said it's okay, you can't stand it? I can finish the food you cook, no matter how bad it is." Xiang Nan grabbed the spoon and pretended Looking like he had been hungry for decades, he started to gobble it up.

"That... Xiang Nan... I forgot something..." Lu Zhijie stammered and looked at Xiang Nan who was buried in his food, cautiously like a child who made a mistake, he was so embarrassed that he didn't know how to speak Let's talk about it.

"Forgot to put salt? Or forgot to put vinegar? It's okay, you can eat it, and this little thing is worth your expression?" Xiang Nan comforted indifferently.

"I forgot to wash my hands." Lu Zhijie looked at Xiang Nan guiltily, pinching his earlobe nervously.

"Damn it," Xiang Nan reacted for two seconds, then looked at Lu Zhijie with a horrified expression on his face, "Xueba, why do I feel that you did it on purpose, revenge?"

"I really forgot. Didn't you say that you can eat any kind of food I cook? Eat it." Lu Zhijie looked at Xiang Nan's mournful expression, and couldn't help but burst out laughing instantly. He fell down on the bed in control.Looking at Lu Zhijie who was leaning forward and backward with a smile, Xiang Nan wondered whether to continue eating, and then smiled inexplicably as if infected by him.

"Let's go out to eat, anyway, I can't eat anymore." Lu Zhijie's stomach ached from laughing, and finally held back, got up and handed Xiang Nan a coat, Xiang Nan looked at him and signaled that he was inconvenient, he She thoughtfully put on the clothes for Xiang Nan and went out.

"Brother Jie, do you think the one in front is Song Yutong?" They randomly found a small restaurant outside the school to eat, and looked at Song Yutong passing by, and there was someone beside him.

"The one next to him is Mo Yuan, right? I'll go, isn't she going to eat, why did she get mixed up with Mo Yuan?" Lu Zhijie looked at Song Yutong and Mo Yuan who were about to go away, and stood up to chase them out.

"Students, we always go for a walk together when we meet. You are overreacting, eat first." Xiang Nan quickly grabbed him, "I don't think I should keep something from you. Do you still remember me and You said that Song Yutong likes girls?" Lu Zhijie was pulled by Xiang Nan and sat down again, listening to Xiang Nan's next words, he wanted to reach out and open his head to see if it was filled with paste.

"You are really stupid and different. You can believe her lies to you, and it's not the first day we met," Lu Zhijie also calmed down. Classmates, it's okay to chat together.

"Ah? No way, she was very serious that day, just to make up a big lie just to trick me? It's not her style," Xiang Nan still didn't believe it, Song Yutong's expression was still clearly in his mind that day, and he wanted to He said he was playing tricks on him, but he wouldn't believe it even if he beat him to death, "Could it be that you were wrong?"

"My childhood sweetheart, I don't know who she is." Lu Zhijie looked at Song Yutong's back, and had to talk to her at night.

"Fuck, what is she trying to do? She made up such a big lie just to trick me?" Xiang Nan looked at Lu Zhijie even more puzzled.

Lu Zhijie looked at the young man with one hand hanging in front of him and his eyes still glowing. He really wanted to say: It's because I like you that she went to test you, but when the words came to his lips, they became two words: "Stupid."

"No, I was scolded for the same thing by you and Song Yutong, two people who usually don't know how to scold others. Did I not figure it out? Or did I miss some key information?" Xiang Nan was even more puzzled.

"Because you're stupid, that's why you can't figure it out." Lu Zhijie looked at Xiang Nan, resigned to his fate, and didn't want to explain further, "Hurry up and go home, there's still a lot of homework to do."

"If I can't figure it out, just tell me."

"I told you, he lied to you, but you didn't believe it."

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