Who would have thought he was a vampire?

1.

Liang Qingshan was sent to the ICU.

This story tells us.

Showing off your wealth will not lead to good results.

2.

My status in our mental hospital is quite high.

without me.

There will be no dean, attending physician, recuperator, kitchen master, cleaner, front desk (enough)

So I rushed back to my mental hospital as soon as possible.

It's definitely not to avoid paying Liang Qingshan's medical expenses in advance.

Also overestimated me.

Can I afford the medical expenses in advance?

3.

I pushed open the door of the dean's office.

Then quickly closed the door.

Because I saw my landlord in the office.

I pull out my keys.

4.

click.

I locked the door from the outside.

5.

landlord:"???"

She rushed to the door immediately.

Smash the door.

and shouted.

"Open the door. You have the ability not to pay the rent, but you don't have the ability to open the door??"

This said.

Then if I open the door.

Why don't I pay rent.

Do you think I'm stupid?

6.

I negotiated with the landlord through the door.

"Next month. Next month, I will hand it over to you with interest."

The landlord is about to cry.

"You can drag it down. If you drag it down like this, the interest rate will not be able to keep up with the speed of inflation."

So I said.

"Then can I sell myself?"

7.

The landlord was silent.

I'm scared.

she asked me.

"Do you know what the last sentence of 'Peach Blossoms Still Smile in the Spring Breeze' is?"

Suddenly started literature and art.

Makes me a little uncomfortable.

I took out my phone, Baidu.

She replied shyly, "I don't know where the human face is going."

she says.

"A simple translation is..."

"Where's the face?"

I:"……"