Who would have thought he was a vampire?

1.

I'm kidding, for goodness sake.

Don't break my life.

Woo woo woo.

I almost cried out to my landlord.

She had a cowardly expression on her face.

"Okay, didn't you burn the paper?"

"I came out because you burned the paper."

2.

I am relieved.

And invited the landlord to have a long talk with me.

The landlord brutally turned me down.

Say.

"I'm just a Piao now, I can't touch the ground, I can't kneel with you."

3.

Fine.

That's it.

It's just that I always have to raise my neck.

Tired.

4.

I say.

"I came to you because I wanted to ask you something."

After that, I lifted up the painting on my phone and showed it to the landlord.

"Witch God Bazaar, do you know what's going on with this painting?"

The landlord thought.

How can I not know this.

After all, I am the Witch God Bazaar.

Nickname hehe.

5.

The landlord replied.

"This is you. Liang Qingshan painted it."

I am stunned.

"Then why doesn't he admit it, he said he hasn't seen this painting before!"

The landlord thought about it.

"To tell you simply, Liang Qingshan can be awake for fifteen days every 500 years, and only in fifteen days can he remember his only little lover who has been born in ghosts for thousands of years. This painting is the one when he was awake. I painted his little lover in half a month, so I don’t remember it now.”

6.

I said what you said is not simple at all.

Did not understand.

Can you speak human words.

The landlord said

With your IQ, you deserve to be single for several lifetimes.

Good people can't understand human speech.

7.

The landlord saw me thinking hard and making no progress.

fed up.

He shouted: "You and Liang Qingshan were gay couples a hundred lives ago, and now you have reincarnated reincarnations, amnesia amnesia, no one remembers, damn it, I match you up to death, you two I’m still not getting the hang of it, it really pissed me off.”