Who would have thought he was a vampire?

1.

I followed Liang Qingshan and approached the room

while asking him

"When did you put bats in the room? Why didn't I see it before?"

Liang Qingshan said.

"I only raised it when you agreed to move in."

2.

I:"……"

I suspect now that you are murdering me.

And I have proof!

3.

Liang Qingshan: "They like you very much, saying that your blood smells very sweet."

My progress froze completely.

roar.

"They like me? They like to eat me!"

Liang Qingshan was puzzled.

ask me.

"Is there any difference between the two?"

4.

He comforts me.

Say.

"Don't be afraid, you won't die if you suck a few mouthfuls of blood."

"If you are sucked by a vampire, not only will you not die, but you will also be very happy."

He racked his brains to come up with a metaphor.

"It's probably like being knocked/drugged."

"Would you like to try it?"

5.

Me: "...No, thank you."

Liang Qingshan was very surprised, "It's very refreshing to take/drug, and I feel like I'm in a celestial state, and I left leisurely on the cloud."

I say.

"Yes, that's right, taking medicine will lead to heaven sooner or later."

refuse yellow refuse to gamble

Reject pornography, gambling and drugs.

6.

Liang Qingshan saw my honest determination.

Apologize immediately.

"Sir, I'm not talking about the benefits of taking drugs. Taking drugs is completely useless! I know it very well."

I sneered.

"It's good that you know, if you say such remarks in the future, I will report you!"

7.

The whole is very good.

The Ultraman Haiyan Ba ​​La La Xiao Moxian over there was almost scared to death by the vampire bats.

The topic of my conversation with Liang Qingshan is getting more and more profound.