Who would have thought he was a vampire?

1.

Recently, the mental hospital has not been peaceful.

There was news that a mental patient hacked a pedestrian to death but was not sentenced to a severe sentence.

The social response was very bad.

Reporters ran to my place every three days.

Liang Qingshan came to add to the chaos.

I just kicked Liang Qingshan out.

Take a big broom and sweep the rose petals in the yard.

There was a reporter who got in from nowhere.

Without further ado.

First take the camera and click and give me a picture.

"Let's interview our first patient."

2.

I:"......"

I resisted the urge to hit the reporter's face with the broom.

gritted his teeth and said.

"I am the dean."

3.

Altman came with his hands behind his back.

It was very strange to introduce to the reporter from other places: "This patient always imagines that he is the director of a mental hospital."

The reporter suddenly realized, "Oh, so that's the case."

"Mr. Dean, can you tell me about the background and cause of this patient?"

Altman said professionally: "This patient has always had a dream of opening a mental hospital, but due to economic constraints, he has never succeeded."

"Dreams gradually became obsessions, so I suffered from mental illness."

The reporter took a pen and wrote it down carefully in his notebook.

"Oh, so it is."

4.

I hit Ultraman on the ass with a broomstick.

"Fuck you, nonsense!"

I pointed to the white coat on my body.

Tell that reporter.

"I should be so, I am the dean here."

He pointed to Altman again.

"He's a patient here."

5.

The reporter was taken aback.

Turn your head and talk to Altman.

"Would a simple paranoia be so aggressive?"

The reporter looked at Altman's butt.

"Dean, are you okay?"

Altman sighed.

"I am used to it."

He looks at the reporter.

"As a psychiatrist, you have to suffer like this. Because it's our responsibility."

The reporter was in awe.

"My God, you are so great."

6.

I:"???"

He he he great fart!

Will use water guns to nourish people every day!

Is this reporter stupid?

The great one is obviously me!

7.

I dragged the reporter over.

Holding him by the collar.

"I, Cai, Yes, Dean, Chief!"

Teach these people with zero discernment to be journalists.

It's strange that the press can be good.