Who would have thought he was a vampire?

1.

he asked me very gently.

"Why did you come to see me?"

I say.

"Let me tell you something."

"My father was cremated. There is no coffin board. Do you think it will work if you buy my father's urn?"

Liang Qingshan thought for a while.

"This...isn't going to work."

2.

He gave me a very pitiful look.

"But if you insist on selling it, I can consider buying it back as an accessory."

"Pack my soy milk powder or something."

I:"……"

Throw the table.

Who would have to sell their father's urn? ? ?

3.

Liang Qingshan said.

"The witch told me that I must get the only thing left after your father's death before I can become a human. This thing is 180 centimeters long."

"After thinking about it, only your father's coffin board is more qualified. But your father doesn't, which makes me very confused."

Me: "...the only thing left after my father died? This thing is 180 centimeters long??"

"What the hell is this thing??"

Liang Qingshan: "That's right. If it's not a coffin board, what else could it be?"

He glanced at my shoes out of the corner of his eye, a little surprised.

Just ask.

"Your feet look small and don't match your height."

I answered casually.

"Yeah. I'm exactly 180, but I'm under 40."

4.

Liang Qingshan: "..."

I:"……"

He sighed.

"What exactly is the 180 thing?"

I am also very puzzled.

"That's right. 180 is really not a thing."

5.

My dad is poorer than me.

After death, nothing was left except the ashes and urn.

But obviously.

Neither of these things is 1.8 meters long.

I'm really confused.

Liang Qingshan was also confused.

I am really sad.

Liang Qingshan was also very sad.

I screamed inwardly.

"One hundred million from labor and capital! Dad! What kind of 1 meter thing did you leave behind!

too difficult.

It is completely beyond the IQ range of me and Liang Qingshan.

6.

In order to prevent the loss of potential customers.

I started to exchange feelings with Liang Qingshan.

I asked him.

"Why do you want to become a human?"

He sighed.

"In today's society, vampires have no right to be ghosts. They have no right to vote or be elected. They cannot be made public, and they are even portrayed as horrible images by some film and television works."

"Society has a lot of discrimination against vampires. We can't live in the sun yet."

7.

Me: "...Aren't you unable to live in the sun?"

Liang Qingshan: "...