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Chapter 100 Love Practice Manual 02
100 Love Practice Manual 02
Sending away the autumn tiger in the golden autumn and October, the shooting task of "Dark Room Deception" is gradually coming to an end.
Cheng Chen, who was supposed to be the busiest, became the most mysterious person on the set, coming and going without a trace.
Every day, one second before his turn to shoot, he quietly appeared in front of Jiang Ze, who was about to get angry; and after shouting "pass", Jiang Ze could no longer see him on the scene after drinking a sip of water. Cheng Chen's shadow.
Mysterious, I don't know what I'm doing.
This day, Jiang Ze had something to ask Cheng Chen. He searched around but found no one, so he grabbed the field assistant who happened to be passing by, and said with a dark face, "Is it okay to see Cheng Chen? Where did he go?" gone?"
"Director Jiang, I don't know about this either." The innocent assistant who was arrested said timidly.
He was only temporarily pulled in to be responsible for the logistics of the crew, and he was not responsible for contacting the actors.
"You guys are just trying to piss me off to death. You don't know who you ask. If you don't know, I still ask your paws?" Jiang Ze's voice rose from low to high, and he was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, his lips were covered with foam, and his neck The veins on the chest popped up, and even began to speak the local dialect, "Everyone is pissed off, and I have to pass out the anger of labor and capital."
Everything is progressing smoothly, and the whole crew should wrap up soon. It stands to reason that Jiang Ze should be in a good mood, but the assistant doesn't know why Jiang Ze has eaten a whole truckload of white phosphorus in the past two days. Instantly burns.In severe cases, there will be an explosive reaction, and no one present will be spared.
When Jiang Ze swears in Chongqing dialect, he speaks so fast that even the deputy director who is used to it can't keep up, let alone the assistant of a foreigner.
He was so frightened by the red-faced Jiang Ze that his legs were weak, and he scratched his head wondering where he saw Cheng Chen last time.
As if remembering something, he suddenly realized "Oh", "It seems that Cheng Chen and He Xu are walking towards Xiaobailou."
Jiang Ze's face became more and more ugly, "Are you sure?"
Xiaobailou is their temporary prop room, and the shooting tasks inside have already been completed, so basically no one goes there at ordinary times, but it is a good hiding place. Xiao Bailou hid.
The assistant nodded vigorously, then found a reason, and slipped away decisively.
Jiang Ze approached Cheng Chen originally to ask him about his cooperation in the later promotion, but he heard the news that He Xu and Cheng Chen were actually mixed up.
Those two bad boys are together, nothing good will happen.
When He Xu was mentioned, Jiang Ze was so angry that he burned more and more explosively.
This unfilial son was very angry with his mother two days ago, even Jiang Ze, who was completely ignorant, was also angry.
If it weren't for his routine daily video calls to go back to greet his beautiful wife who is about to marry home, and find that his usually stinky wife hasn't cleaned herself up for several days, and asked one more question what's wrong, he still doesn't know He Xu's wings have grown hard, and now he dares to lie to him.
A few days ago, He Xu nagged at him, saying that he was homesick and wanted to go home and have a look.Jiang Ze thought that it was nothing serious anyway, and it would be okay to let the child go home for two days to have a look, so he agreed to go home without thinking, and asked him to remember to buy his mother a gift to make her happy.
He Xu not only bought a present, but also bought a big gift.
He brought home a man for his mother, said it was his boyfriend, and almost passed out his mother.
Jiang Ze thought his wife was angry because the child liked the same sex, but she couldn't accept it for a while.Only after he got to know him did he realize that what his wife was angry about was that He Xu was actually receiving, not attacking.
A mother always thinks that her son is the best, even if he is gay, he is also the best gay, who can oppress others, but cannot be oppressed by other men.
Taking a step back, even if the child really doesn't want to do it, at least it must be guaranteed to be mutual attack.
He Xu's mother didn't express dissatisfaction in front of He Xu and his boyfriend, but kept whispering in Jiang Ze's ear, asking him to persuade He Xu that we can't change our sexual orientation, but the up and down position can save it.
And the old man Jiang Ze thinks that He Xu's liking for boys has something to do with Cheng Chen.
He Xu was caught reading adult magazines by his mother before, that is, a year or two ago, when the child was still obsessed with admiring European and American women with big breasts, how could he change his taste for no reason, from soft to hard, Inexplicably fell in love with a boy.
He Xu came from school and followed him to the filming crew. He watched every move he made every day, and he didn't go out to play much, and he didn't have many new friends. Jiang Zesi thought about it, and all he could think of was thinness Weak, Cheng Chen with a resigned face.
Reminiscent of Cheng Chen's obedient appearance in front of Zhu Lichuan recently, Jiang Ze became more and more sure that it was definitely Cheng Chen who influenced He Xu's aesthetics, causing him, a cheap son, to be willing to be zero.
And He Xu seems to know that he has been in a lot of trouble recently because of this incident, he is very angry, he can't see anyone all day long, and has been avoiding him.
The two troublemakers are together, choosing a day is worse than bumping into the day, he insisted on catching him today to find out what was going on.
Jiang Ze walked towards Xiaobailou angrily, with four big characters written on his face: Xingshi asks for crimes
On the way, I happened to see Zhu Lichuan alone, Jiang Ze seemed to have found a comrade in arms, and kindly called to the man he would never take the initiative to provoke, "Li Chuan, are you looking for someone?"
Zhu Lichuan nodded lightly, "Well, did you see Cheng Chen?"
"It just so happened that I was going to find them," Jiang Ze said.
Zhu Lichuan frowned, "They?"
Jiang Ze explained: "My kid and Cheng Chen are hiding in Xiaobailou, sneaking around, I don't know what they are doing."
So Zhu Lichuan couldn't find anyone, and no one answered his outgoing calls, followed Jiang Ze to the silent Xiaobailou.
From bottom to top, search room by room.
Jiang Ze was in charge of the first floor, and Zhu Lichuan was in charge of the second floor. After searching all over, they still couldn't find Cheng Chen and He Xu.
Jiang Ze stood in the living room on the first floor and shouted to Zhu Lichuan upstairs, "Did you find it?"
Zhu Lichuan frowned slightly, "No. Not downstairs either?"
Jiang Ze sighed, and said angrily: "I didn't even get a hair, probably the assistant got it wrong, it was very annoying, and it was a waste of time."
Since no one was found, there was no point in staying any longer, and was about to go back when Zhu Lichuan vaguely heard two silly laughter coming from the roof.
In the end they had two laughing upstairs.
"Brother Chen, is your book good? I'm almost finished reading this one, let's read it instead." He Xu turned his head and saw the two men standing at the door, especially Jiang Ze whose face was darker than Zhang Fei. The grinning expression froze instantly on his face, and the corner of his mouth trembled, "Uncle? Why are you here?"
"Bastard," Jiang Ze walked up, raised his hand and pulled He Xu up from the ground, who was still out of state, "Do you still know that I am your uncle? Get out of here, I have something to ask you."
He Xu was dragged aside abruptly by his ears.
Cheng Chen was fascinated by watching, and only slowly raised his head when he heard the movement, and looked at the two people going away in a daze, not knowing what happened at all.
Zhu Lichuan raised his eyebrows and smiled lightly, "What? You want to get beaten up too?"
Hearing the familiar voice, Cheng Chen was a little slow to notice that there was still a person standing at the door. After meeting his gaze, he quickly hid the books scattered on the floor behind him.
Zhu Lichuan walked over, stopped in front of Cheng Chen, and asked, "What are you looking at?"
Cheng Chen said a little embarrassedly: "Book."
"I can read, but I'm asking you, what book are you reading? You still need to avoid me and come here to read." Zhu Lichuan said angrily.
Cheng Chen lowered his head, his voice became smaller and smaller, ""
Zhu Lichuan raised his eyebrows slightly, "Yes." He motioned for him to continue.
"Crispy Duck" was afraid that Zhu Lichuan wouldn't understand, so he specially explained, "It's Tanmei."
"It's just two men simply dating." Cheng Chen added.
Zhu Lichuan naturally knew what a crispy duck was. He had even seen his and Cheng Chen's c-text in Weibo Chaohua, "Why did you suddenly think of reading this? Confiscated your phone, it's too boring?"
Cheng Chen shook his head sharply, "No, no."
He has already made up his mind to pursue Zhu Lichuan, but in view of his failed love affair last time, Cheng Chen is a little unsure if he can succeed, so he decides to find more inspiration from other people.
But his former friends were all straight men of steel, and there were no examples to learn from.
Just when he was at a loss what to do, by chance, he found He Xu watching.
There is a specific description of homosexuality in it, which made Cheng Chen realize suddenly. He realized that the real world is not good, and he can learn some tricks of chasing men through watching.
For example, the "Headline Love" he is reading right now is about stories that happened in the entertainment industry. The characters of Little Transparent and the Great Actor are completely copies of him and Zhu Lichuan.
It was quite short at first, and I was a little disgusted. Later, Zhenxiang warned that the more I watched it, the more vigorous it became, and I couldn't stop at all.
There is also the book "32 Class Hours", the campus life in it is so well written, it makes him feel like he is back on a university campus, and the most important thing is that the characters in it are really exciting!
"Why do you suddenly remember to read it? Don't you have a headache when you read the text, so you prefer to read comics?" Zhu Lichuan asked curiously.
If it weren't for the 18x comics that couldn't be bought through formal channels in China, Cheng Chen would read them?
He remembered that there are no classifications in China, and he had to go over the wall to read a manga with a little color, and he had a headache, wishing to fly to Akihabara immediately to buy some "masterpieces" and store them at home.
Furious, Cheng Chen's head was hot, his mouth was not closed tightly, and he said what was in his heart, "Look at how they chase men."
"Oh?" Zhu Lichuan couldn't help chuckling, and said knowingly, "The kid actually has someone he likes?"
Cheng Chen blushed and avoided answering.
Zhu Lichuan picked up the most beautifully packaged book from behind Cheng Chen, named "Deng Dui", flipped through it, "What have you learned?"
Cheng Chen went to study at the beginning, and didn't learn much about the routines. Instead, he became fascinated and bought one after another, unable to stop at all.
"A lot," he said hesitantly.
If the doi skills written in the eco-car and stroller are counted, then he has indeed learned a lot after reading so many books, and he only needs a chance to practice.
Zhu Lichuan looked back, saw "Yannan Yanbei" and "Drunken Spring", picked it up and flipped through it twice, and joked: "Why? Still watching ancient ones? Could it be that the person you want to chase was in ancient times? The prince, or the emperor?"
Cheng Chen snatched his book back and said shyly, "I just think it looks good, don't laugh at me!"
Zhu Lichuan raised the corner of his mouth, "I didn't smile."
Cheng Chen pouted and said dissatisfiedly: "Are you still talking! You liar! Hurry up, hurry up, don't affect my view."
"Don't." Zhu Lichuan leaned in front of Cheng Chen, the smile in his eyes couldn't hide, "Let's play the game again? I asked you to ask a question, and you asked me to ask one too. How about it?"
Sending away the autumn tiger in the golden autumn and October, the shooting task of "Dark Room Deception" is gradually coming to an end.
Cheng Chen, who was supposed to be the busiest, became the most mysterious person on the set, coming and going without a trace.
Every day, one second before his turn to shoot, he quietly appeared in front of Jiang Ze, who was about to get angry; and after shouting "pass", Jiang Ze could no longer see him on the scene after drinking a sip of water. Cheng Chen's shadow.
Mysterious, I don't know what I'm doing.
This day, Jiang Ze had something to ask Cheng Chen. He searched around but found no one, so he grabbed the field assistant who happened to be passing by, and said with a dark face, "Is it okay to see Cheng Chen? Where did he go?" gone?"
"Director Jiang, I don't know about this either." The innocent assistant who was arrested said timidly.
He was only temporarily pulled in to be responsible for the logistics of the crew, and he was not responsible for contacting the actors.
"You guys are just trying to piss me off to death. You don't know who you ask. If you don't know, I still ask your paws?" Jiang Ze's voice rose from low to high, and he was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, his lips were covered with foam, and his neck The veins on the chest popped up, and even began to speak the local dialect, "Everyone is pissed off, and I have to pass out the anger of labor and capital."
Everything is progressing smoothly, and the whole crew should wrap up soon. It stands to reason that Jiang Ze should be in a good mood, but the assistant doesn't know why Jiang Ze has eaten a whole truckload of white phosphorus in the past two days. Instantly burns.In severe cases, there will be an explosive reaction, and no one present will be spared.
When Jiang Ze swears in Chongqing dialect, he speaks so fast that even the deputy director who is used to it can't keep up, let alone the assistant of a foreigner.
He was so frightened by the red-faced Jiang Ze that his legs were weak, and he scratched his head wondering where he saw Cheng Chen last time.
As if remembering something, he suddenly realized "Oh", "It seems that Cheng Chen and He Xu are walking towards Xiaobailou."
Jiang Ze's face became more and more ugly, "Are you sure?"
Xiaobailou is their temporary prop room, and the shooting tasks inside have already been completed, so basically no one goes there at ordinary times, but it is a good hiding place. Xiao Bailou hid.
The assistant nodded vigorously, then found a reason, and slipped away decisively.
Jiang Ze approached Cheng Chen originally to ask him about his cooperation in the later promotion, but he heard the news that He Xu and Cheng Chen were actually mixed up.
Those two bad boys are together, nothing good will happen.
When He Xu was mentioned, Jiang Ze was so angry that he burned more and more explosively.
This unfilial son was very angry with his mother two days ago, even Jiang Ze, who was completely ignorant, was also angry.
If it weren't for his routine daily video calls to go back to greet his beautiful wife who is about to marry home, and find that his usually stinky wife hasn't cleaned herself up for several days, and asked one more question what's wrong, he still doesn't know He Xu's wings have grown hard, and now he dares to lie to him.
A few days ago, He Xu nagged at him, saying that he was homesick and wanted to go home and have a look.Jiang Ze thought that it was nothing serious anyway, and it would be okay to let the child go home for two days to have a look, so he agreed to go home without thinking, and asked him to remember to buy his mother a gift to make her happy.
He Xu not only bought a present, but also bought a big gift.
He brought home a man for his mother, said it was his boyfriend, and almost passed out his mother.
Jiang Ze thought his wife was angry because the child liked the same sex, but she couldn't accept it for a while.Only after he got to know him did he realize that what his wife was angry about was that He Xu was actually receiving, not attacking.
A mother always thinks that her son is the best, even if he is gay, he is also the best gay, who can oppress others, but cannot be oppressed by other men.
Taking a step back, even if the child really doesn't want to do it, at least it must be guaranteed to be mutual attack.
He Xu's mother didn't express dissatisfaction in front of He Xu and his boyfriend, but kept whispering in Jiang Ze's ear, asking him to persuade He Xu that we can't change our sexual orientation, but the up and down position can save it.
And the old man Jiang Ze thinks that He Xu's liking for boys has something to do with Cheng Chen.
He Xu was caught reading adult magazines by his mother before, that is, a year or two ago, when the child was still obsessed with admiring European and American women with big breasts, how could he change his taste for no reason, from soft to hard, Inexplicably fell in love with a boy.
He Xu came from school and followed him to the filming crew. He watched every move he made every day, and he didn't go out to play much, and he didn't have many new friends. Jiang Zesi thought about it, and all he could think of was thinness Weak, Cheng Chen with a resigned face.
Reminiscent of Cheng Chen's obedient appearance in front of Zhu Lichuan recently, Jiang Ze became more and more sure that it was definitely Cheng Chen who influenced He Xu's aesthetics, causing him, a cheap son, to be willing to be zero.
And He Xu seems to know that he has been in a lot of trouble recently because of this incident, he is very angry, he can't see anyone all day long, and has been avoiding him.
The two troublemakers are together, choosing a day is worse than bumping into the day, he insisted on catching him today to find out what was going on.
Jiang Ze walked towards Xiaobailou angrily, with four big characters written on his face: Xingshi asks for crimes
On the way, I happened to see Zhu Lichuan alone, Jiang Ze seemed to have found a comrade in arms, and kindly called to the man he would never take the initiative to provoke, "Li Chuan, are you looking for someone?"
Zhu Lichuan nodded lightly, "Well, did you see Cheng Chen?"
"It just so happened that I was going to find them," Jiang Ze said.
Zhu Lichuan frowned, "They?"
Jiang Ze explained: "My kid and Cheng Chen are hiding in Xiaobailou, sneaking around, I don't know what they are doing."
So Zhu Lichuan couldn't find anyone, and no one answered his outgoing calls, followed Jiang Ze to the silent Xiaobailou.
From bottom to top, search room by room.
Jiang Ze was in charge of the first floor, and Zhu Lichuan was in charge of the second floor. After searching all over, they still couldn't find Cheng Chen and He Xu.
Jiang Ze stood in the living room on the first floor and shouted to Zhu Lichuan upstairs, "Did you find it?"
Zhu Lichuan frowned slightly, "No. Not downstairs either?"
Jiang Ze sighed, and said angrily: "I didn't even get a hair, probably the assistant got it wrong, it was very annoying, and it was a waste of time."
Since no one was found, there was no point in staying any longer, and was about to go back when Zhu Lichuan vaguely heard two silly laughter coming from the roof.
In the end they had two laughing upstairs.
"Brother Chen, is your book good? I'm almost finished reading this one, let's read it instead." He Xu turned his head and saw the two men standing at the door, especially Jiang Ze whose face was darker than Zhang Fei. The grinning expression froze instantly on his face, and the corner of his mouth trembled, "Uncle? Why are you here?"
"Bastard," Jiang Ze walked up, raised his hand and pulled He Xu up from the ground, who was still out of state, "Do you still know that I am your uncle? Get out of here, I have something to ask you."
He Xu was dragged aside abruptly by his ears.
Cheng Chen was fascinated by watching, and only slowly raised his head when he heard the movement, and looked at the two people going away in a daze, not knowing what happened at all.
Zhu Lichuan raised his eyebrows and smiled lightly, "What? You want to get beaten up too?"
Hearing the familiar voice, Cheng Chen was a little slow to notice that there was still a person standing at the door. After meeting his gaze, he quickly hid the books scattered on the floor behind him.
Zhu Lichuan walked over, stopped in front of Cheng Chen, and asked, "What are you looking at?"
Cheng Chen said a little embarrassedly: "Book."
"I can read, but I'm asking you, what book are you reading? You still need to avoid me and come here to read." Zhu Lichuan said angrily.
Cheng Chen lowered his head, his voice became smaller and smaller, ""
Zhu Lichuan raised his eyebrows slightly, "Yes." He motioned for him to continue.
"Crispy Duck" was afraid that Zhu Lichuan wouldn't understand, so he specially explained, "It's Tanmei."
"It's just two men simply dating." Cheng Chen added.
Zhu Lichuan naturally knew what a crispy duck was. He had even seen his and Cheng Chen's c-text in Weibo Chaohua, "Why did you suddenly think of reading this? Confiscated your phone, it's too boring?"
Cheng Chen shook his head sharply, "No, no."
He has already made up his mind to pursue Zhu Lichuan, but in view of his failed love affair last time, Cheng Chen is a little unsure if he can succeed, so he decides to find more inspiration from other people.
But his former friends were all straight men of steel, and there were no examples to learn from.
Just when he was at a loss what to do, by chance, he found He Xu watching.
There is a specific description of homosexuality in it, which made Cheng Chen realize suddenly. He realized that the real world is not good, and he can learn some tricks of chasing men through watching.
For example, the "Headline Love" he is reading right now is about stories that happened in the entertainment industry. The characters of Little Transparent and the Great Actor are completely copies of him and Zhu Lichuan.
It was quite short at first, and I was a little disgusted. Later, Zhenxiang warned that the more I watched it, the more vigorous it became, and I couldn't stop at all.
There is also the book "32 Class Hours", the campus life in it is so well written, it makes him feel like he is back on a university campus, and the most important thing is that the characters in it are really exciting!
"Why do you suddenly remember to read it? Don't you have a headache when you read the text, so you prefer to read comics?" Zhu Lichuan asked curiously.
If it weren't for the 18x comics that couldn't be bought through formal channels in China, Cheng Chen would read them?
He remembered that there are no classifications in China, and he had to go over the wall to read a manga with a little color, and he had a headache, wishing to fly to Akihabara immediately to buy some "masterpieces" and store them at home.
Furious, Cheng Chen's head was hot, his mouth was not closed tightly, and he said what was in his heart, "Look at how they chase men."
"Oh?" Zhu Lichuan couldn't help chuckling, and said knowingly, "The kid actually has someone he likes?"
Cheng Chen blushed and avoided answering.
Zhu Lichuan picked up the most beautifully packaged book from behind Cheng Chen, named "Deng Dui", flipped through it, "What have you learned?"
Cheng Chen went to study at the beginning, and didn't learn much about the routines. Instead, he became fascinated and bought one after another, unable to stop at all.
"A lot," he said hesitantly.
If the doi skills written in the eco-car and stroller are counted, then he has indeed learned a lot after reading so many books, and he only needs a chance to practice.
Zhu Lichuan looked back, saw "Yannan Yanbei" and "Drunken Spring", picked it up and flipped through it twice, and joked: "Why? Still watching ancient ones? Could it be that the person you want to chase was in ancient times? The prince, or the emperor?"
Cheng Chen snatched his book back and said shyly, "I just think it looks good, don't laugh at me!"
Zhu Lichuan raised the corner of his mouth, "I didn't smile."
Cheng Chen pouted and said dissatisfiedly: "Are you still talking! You liar! Hurry up, hurry up, don't affect my view."
"Don't." Zhu Lichuan leaned in front of Cheng Chen, the smile in his eyes couldn't hide, "Let's play the game again? I asked you to ask a question, and you asked me to ask one too. How about it?"
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