What kind of experience is it to live together with Danmei

☆、You don’t live ×

As soon as Tang Yi's face came closer, Yao Ling pushed him away and rushed to the bathroom where Tang Yi usually used to vomit.His stomach was churning, and he vomited until bile came out before he stopped. Tang Yi rubbed his back to help him breathe.

"It stinks! Woohoo..." After Yao Ling vomited, he was disgusted by the vomit in the toilet and the smell of the bathroom, "It's so disgusting...vomit..."

Tang Yi helped up the weak and smelly drunk, poured him a glass of water to rinse his mouth, carefully helped him onto the sofa, and closed the door by himself to clean up the mess.

Yao Ling fell asleep while reclining on the sofa, as if someone gave him a glass of water in a daze, it was warm and sweet, and seemed a little salty.

When Yao Ling woke up in the morning, he couldn't keep his eyes open. After the dizziness in his head subsided, he realized that his eyes were covered with his own gums.Wipe your eyes and narrow your eyes, the sunlight outside the window casts a hazy warm light through the curtains.

After doing a set of eye exercises, Yao Ling finally felt a little more awake, and the strange feeling of dry throat came slowly, reminding that everything that happened last night was true.

This Tian Rui who killed a thousand swords!Yao Ling sniffed, his eyes were so dry that they couldn't get water.But he's not wrong, it's because he's mistaken, wishful thinking... People treat him as a brother, but he wants to sleep with him.Fortunately, yesterday's performance was normal, the smiles of the audience never stopped, and the atmosphere was always lively and non-stop drinking...drinking?No wonder I have such a headache today, I have never drank so much.

Suddenly, a very visually striking picture appeared in his mind, colorful vomit, white toilet, alcohol fumigated by vomit... Yao Ling felt nauseous and almost retched again.No, this decoration seems to be the bathroom outside, the one that Tang Yi usually uses!Young birthday!Why did I vomit into someone else's bathroom!Pack this up!vomit!

Yao Ling struggled to get up, leaning on the wall to wash up.After washing his face, he felt less groggy in his head. He changed his smelly clothes in a daze, and habitually glanced at the cat cage.

My cat! ! ! !Could it be that Tang Yi was so mad that he wanted to vent his anger on the cat!

Yao Ling resisted the dizziness of the rapid heartbeat, and went to open the door to ask for the cat.Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened the door, he saw a person and a cat playing happily in the living room.When Fat Ding saw his master coming out, he was no longer interested in teasing the cat, and rubbed Yao Ling's thigh shyly with a "meow~" face.

Tang Yi saw him coming out with a pale face, and asked with concern: "Is it better?" Seeing the dazed look on his face holding the cat, he took the initiative to say: "You drank too much last night, Fatty kept barking in the cage, and it's okay to let him out. It's not very good, so I took it to my house."

Speaking of this, Yao Ling was ashamed: "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Did I spit in your bathroom last night? You have to clean it, I'm really sorry!"

Seeing his apologetic expression, Tang Yi comforted him, "It's okay, just wash it off, no trouble."

Yao Ling still lowered his head and said dryly, "I'm sick of myself, I'm so sorry for you!"

Tang Yi said that he was fine, went to the kitchen and brought out a bowl of porridge, put it on the table and said to Yao Ling, "You will feel uncomfortable if you vomit after drinking, so let's have a bowl of porridge first."

The light millet porridge boiled exudes the fragrance of rice. Yao Ling drank a few sips of rice soup and felt that his stomach finally came alive.After silently finishing a bowl of porridge, Yao Ling asked in a low voice, "Did you cook it for me?"

Tang Yi hugged the cat and stroked it for a while, and generously admitted: "Yes."

Yao Ling's eyes were a little red: "Thank you, you are so kind!"

Tang Yi saw him sitting there neatly after drinking the porridge, looking like a little daughter-in-law, a little funny: "Stop, are you going to cry again?"

Yao Ling was a little confused: "Again?" Thinking about it, he widened his eyes and asked, "Did I cry last night?"

Tang Yi tentatively asked, "You don't remember what happened last night?"

Yao Ling recalled for a while: "I still have memories of going to dinner yesterday, and after I came back, I only remember that I threw up in your bathroom." After speaking, he looked at Tang Yi carefully: "Did I say anything last night? "

Tang Yi made a distressed look: "Hey...you cried so badly yesterday, saying how much you like him, but he likes someone else, and you have to send your blessings..."

Yao Ling hurriedly interrupted: "Stop talking! Just pretend nothing happened!"

Tang Yi looked at him and asked seriously, "You want me to pretend nothing happened?"

Yao Ling nodded fiercely, feeling a little dizzy after shaking, supported his head and said sadly: "I'm too stupid, the past is in the past, let's just pretend it never happened."

"it is good."

Yao Ling has changed his view of his roommate. Although this person is a bit unscrupulous, he is not bad~

"Would you like another bowl?"

Yao Ling nodded and shook his head: "Don't drink it now." After speaking, he looked at Tang Yi anxiously: "Can I take a shower and drink another bowl?"

Tang Yi nodded: "There is still more in the pot, you can drink more."

"Hey! Good!"

Yao Ling stood up and was about to go back to the room when Tang Yi added, "Don't wash for too long."

Why are these words so strange? Yao Ling turned around slowly, saw Tang Yi's concerned face, and continued: "You are prone to hypoglycemia after washing for too long now."

"Oh, yes!" Yao Ling agreed, wondering if the wretched person was actually himself.

After taking a shower and drying his hair, Yao Ling went out and saw a glass of water on the table where he had just sat.

Yao Ling, who had just come out of the bath, had ruddy white skin, and his whole body was still filled with water vapor, which made his eyebrows and eyes more moist.The watery light on the red lips reminded Tang Yi of that soft kiss last night.Tang Yi didn't dare to look any further, he lowered his head and said softly, "Drink some water first."

"Thank you." Yao Ling sat down to drink the water, and found that the transparent water turned out to be slightly sweet, but after a careful taste, it was still a little salty, and the temperature was just right.Thinking of the sweetness of the water her mother poured for herself when she was sick, Yao Ling felt a little sour: "Did you add honey?"

"Yeah." Sitting on the sofa, Tang Yi added: "Salt is added. It can replenish electrolytes."

Fat Ding was lying on Tang Yi's lap, already asleep and rolling his eyes.Yao Ling felt helpless: "She likes you quite a bit."

Tang Yi looked at the cat on his lap with a loving face: "Yes."

Yao Ling went to the kitchen to scoop up another bowl of porridge, and said softly while drinking, "You haven't prepared dinner yet, have you? Can I treat you to dinner tonight?"

Tang Yi glanced at him: "No, it's better to eat something light for your stomach. I'll make wax gourd pork ribs soup at night."

"Oh good." Yao Ling put down the bowl and slandered inwardly. He originally wanted to thank someone, but he seemed to be in debt again.

Nothing happened in the afternoon, so Yao Ling picked out a favorite Danmei and planned to heal himself with sweet love.

"Honey, your cooking is delicious~"

"If it's delicious, eat more, there's still in the pot."

Oh, this damn love is so sweet~ Why are these greasy lines so familiar? !

ah! ! !He wouldn't be interested in himself, would he?He doesn't dislike his vomit, and cooks for himself intimately, and looks at his cat dotingly!Yao Ling's heart skipped a beat and fell to his chest, making him dazed.

God!God!Although he is good-looking and considerate, he can cook and clean the house, but he looks at that every day!Although it's human nature, many people watch a lot at night... That's right, what's wrong with watching during the day?Why is it not serious to be able to see the daytime at night?

Yao Ling covered his head with a quilt, flustered.What if he really likes himself?Two people living in the same house, wouldn't it be easy to fall in love for a long time... day... ah!Stop thinking, Yao Ling warned himself, your thoughts are dangerous!

Poking his head out for air, Yao Ling looked at the dirty clothes on the chair, and the scenes that happened yesterday were as painful as a movie storyboard.Why do you have such a short memory?Didn't you just do something stupid yesterday?Mei Zizi went out with someone, but ended up helping him woo.Wouldn't it be disgusting if the other party knew what he was thinking?Although Tang Yi shouldn't be a straight man, he doesn't like any man he sees.It seems that the mother has been in the womb for too long, and I am a little dazed.

After doing a good job of psychological training, Yao Ling was very observant during dinner.

Tang Yi was not a talkative person either, so the two finished their meal in silence.

Sure enough, I thought too much, people just have a good heart.Tang Yi took the initiative to clean up the table and bowls and chopsticks. Yao Ling rubbed his belly: "Will you have dinner next weekend? What do you want to eat?"

Tang Yi stopped what he was doing, thought for a while and said, "Anything is fine, I don't go out often, do you have any recommendations?"

Yao Ling looked through Dianping and asked, "I can't think of it for a while, so I'll look for it."

Tang Yi nodded: "Don't worry."

After a week of adjustments, Yao Ling finally accepted that her crush was really a straight guy, or a silly straight guy.Yao Ling rolled her eyes after making her girlfriend angry and came to ask her for advice, "I've never been in a relationship before."

Tian Rui himself searched a lot of messy things on Baidu, scratching his head and wondering if it fits.Yao Ling was a little glad to see his distressed look, but fortunately these two idiots were not his own.

Saturday morning was still a sunny day, instead of staying until noon as usual, Yao Ling got up and packed up before knocking on Tang Yi's door.

When Tang Yi opened the door, Yao Ling was still a little nervous, but he was relieved when he saw that the computer was not turned on, it was okay!

"What's the matter?" Tang Yi's desk was in a mess, his notebooks, paper and pens were in a mess, and he started tidying up when he came in.

Yao Ling held up his mobile phone: "I asked my colleagues what delicious food nearby, and they recommended two, which one is better for us to go to? One is a lemon pickled fish with a high rating, which is a bit far away. The other is quite unique. The barbecue is relatively close.”

"You choose."

Yao Ling flipped through the comments and hesitated: "Can you eat lemons?"

Tang Yi put the packed book on the desk: "Then let's go with lemon pickled fish."

Following Tang Yi's actions, Yao Ling discovered that this otaku also watched Tanmei!There are two rows of beautifully packaged books on the bookshelf, and many Yao Ling have read them.

Yao Ling's eyes lit up: "You watch this too?"

"Ah."

Scanning through the books, Yao Ling found that the taste of this product is quite mixed, and he can read all kinds of books, but Yi Yi Tang and Zong Gong adults have the most books, basically every book is published.

Yao Ling pointed to the book: "I also like a piece of candy and Mr. Zong Gong! But some of them didn't buy physical books, you have everything here!"

Tang Yi said lightly: "These are all signed."

Yao Ling couldn't believe it, and stammered, "Really, really? So much?"

Tang Yi nodded: "You can open it and have a look."

Yao Ling picked up a few copies at random, and sure enough, they were all signed. He said excitedly, "Wow! It's good not to have a job, and I can often participate in signing sales!"

Tang Yi was a little speechless. Seeing him flipping through the book excitedly, he suddenly asked, "You just said you like a piece of candy and Mr. Zonggong, so who do you like the most?"

Yao Ling didn't even think about it: "Of course it's Master Zonggong! Although a piece of candy is not bad."

Tang Yi asked: "Why?"

Yao Ling was a little embarrassed: "Because Mr. Zong Gong's stewed meat is more delicious, a piece of candy, I always feel almost meaningless."

Tang Yi seemed to sneer: "You don't have sex, do you?"

The author has something to say: there is no prototype, just a random name.But I hope everyone can recommend it in the comments~

☆, suitable for all ages, men and women take it all

Not an interrogative sentence, but an affirmative sentence.Yao Ling's hand flipping the book froze for an instant, and his blood rushed straight to the sky like a volcano erupting, and his neck was like a prairie fire, which made people panic.this person!Sure enough, he is not a serious person! !How can I say it so directly! ! !Are you still watching movies?Whether other people have sex or not! ! ! ! !

Yao Ling put down the book and said, "You don't have one." Turned around and left.

I went back to my room and let the wind blow by the window to calm down for a while, and decided not to be as knowledgeable as this person, and I didn't want to talk, so I had to make an appointment on WeChat to go out.

Fortunately, the sauerkraut fish I picked tasted good. The delicious, tender sauerkraut fish filled my stomach, and Yao Ling felt warm in his heart.

Tang Yi probably knew that he couldn't speak, so he didn't speak during the meal.Yao Ling was still a little embarrassed before serving the dishes, and he couldn't care less about anything when a large bowl of fish was served.

During this period, Tang Yi's cell phone rang several times, and after frowning and pinching it two or three times, he directly shut it down on the table.Yao Ling saw that he was not in a good mood, raised his eyes and meowed a few times, and found that this man hadn't eaten fish, but was eating the side dishes in the pot.

Originally, I wanted to thank him before going out. Why didn't I eat fish?Yao Ling couldn't hold back, pretending to ask casually, "Why don't you eat fish?"

Tang Yi didn't speak, and seemed to struggle for a while before saying, "I'm not very good at eating fish."

"Is there anything wrong with this?"

Tang Yi picked up a piece of oyster mushroom: "When I eat fish, it's easy to get stuck, so I seldom eat fish after that."

Yao Ling was speechless: "This is a black fish with fewer spines."

"Oh." Tang Yi still didn't catch the fish.

Yao Ling sighed, picked out a piece of fish by himself, inspected it carefully and put it into his bowl: "I checked it, there is no thorn."

"Thank you!" Tang Yi raised his head and smiled.

Yao Ling was stabbed by the radiant smile, thinking how this person is like a child, he still needs to be picked on.After serving half a bowl of rice, Yao Ling asked him, "You don't like fish, why didn't you tell me?"

"I don't like fish." Tang Yi added after looking at his expression, "Don't you want to eat fish?"

Yao Ling choked for a moment: "I was going to invite you to dinner, of course I have to consider you first."

Tang Yi lowered his voice: "Aren't you in a bad mood recently..."

"Eat, eat!" Yao Ling hurriedly interrupted, fearing that this guy would say something about you being broken in love, so he should take care of you more.

Tang Yi seemed not to understand his expression, he kept talking while eating the fish: "You are a good person, and you will find the right person."

Yao Ling almost spit out the fish in his mouth: "Why did you randomly send me a good person card. Besides, you don't know me well, how do you know what kind of person I am?"

"Auntie told me." Tang Yi smiled, "When I was renting the house, she said she had a son who was about the same age as you. Then she showed me photos of you when you were a child, and talked about your past while looking at it. Said that you have been very kind since you were a child. The artist who played monkeys on the road not only took out all the change, but also secretly gave all the snacks on his body to the monkey. When I was in elementary school, I bought chickens, but the unscrupulous traders sold sick chickens. You cry so badly when you die... Fat Ding is also a stray cat you picked up, he eats takeaway every day and buys the best cat food for the cat..."

"Stop talking!" Yao Ling lowered his head and felt ashamed and angry. How could this person have such a good memory, and he talked quite quickly with a small mouth.

The shout was a bit loud, and the little girls at the next table heard it and looked over, and saw a boy with a flushed face looking down at the bowl, not daring to lift his eyes, and the boy on the opposite side looked at him with a doting smile on his face.Several people looked at each other with knowing smiles, and their subordinates typed frantically.

Sensing the kind eyes from the table next to him, Yao Ling blushed even more, and hurriedly grabbed a piece of millet pepper from the pot and ate it, "This pepper is too spicy! It's too spicy! It's too spicy!"

When I was in a hurry to drink water, I was choked again, and I arched my back and coughed like a boiled shrimp.Seeing that he was choking badly, Tang Yi walked over to help him pat his back.Yao Ling couldn't speak, and waved his hands repeatedly.Tang Yi held his hand with one hand, and patted him on the back with the other.Yao Ling gave up resisting, and after recovering from this strange posture, he broke away from Tang Yi's hand: "Have you finished eating?"

Tang Yi frowned and looked at him with concern: "Okay."

Yao Ling stood up and didn't dare to look at anyone: "Then let's go."

The time after lunch was rather embarrassing, and it was a pity to go back directly, but it was weird whether we were shopping or watching movies with Tang Yi.Fortunately, Tang Yi took the initiative to say that he had something to do when he went back, Yao Ling secretly heaved a sigh of relief and couldn't help thinking, what's the matter with him this afternoon?Big afternoon?He was there in the afternoon before! ! !And after eating with myself!And he said those strange things today!And he rants about how kind he is!He won't like himself!Then wouldn't he go back... Couldn't he be thinking about himself? ! !This pervert! ! !

Inexplicably afraid to go back, Yao Ling went to watch a comedy movie alone, and walked back after laughing and laughing after dinner.

After counting the time, it should be over. I was opening the door with the key, when I saw a middle-aged man with an angry face, a big belly and a high hairline approaching aggressively.After checking the house number on the phone, he asked Yao Ling with a self-conscious smile, "Excuse me, does Tang Yi live here?"

Yao Ling sized him up, and found that this man was not some kind of thug with only soft fat, so he asked, "Are you looking for him?"

The middle-aged man nodded and gritted his teeth: "It's urgent, he hasn't answered my calls."

Yao Ling led him in and pointed to Tang Yi's room: "He lives in that room."

The middle-aged man thanked him and knocked on the door loudly: "Tang Yi! Tang Yi! Tang Yi!!"

Yao Ling entered the master bedroom, feeling a little confused about their relationship. Isn't this age difference a father, could it be a relative?But judging by the menacing appearance, it doesn't look like a relative. Could it be that they are here to ask for debts?

Yao Ling was a little nervous, so he pretended to drink water and walked around the living room twice. Sure enough, there were sounds like arguing in Tang Yi's room.The middle-aged man talked a lot, and Tang Yi occasionally said a few words.Although the momentum is great, but the voice is lowered to make it hard to hear.

"How can you treat me like this?! I send you messages every day and you don't reply! How long are you going to hide from me!"

The middle-aged man seemed a little angry, and his voice became higher.

Yao Ling walked into the room with one hand and one foot.Tang Yi is really crooked!But why does he like someone so much older than himself?And the appearance is not at the same level at all!Is there a money relationship?That's right, Tang Yi has never gone out to work... It's really a decline in the world, and people's hearts are not old!By the way, are they older or younger?Not being able to guess made Yao Ling a little upset, and he was very glad that he didn't think he liked him.I already have a partner, no wonder I am so good at taking care of people!By the way, that man looks so angry. Could it be that Tang Yi did something to apologize to him?Forget it, let's read the novel.

Yao Ling didn't sleep well that night because he didn't hear the door open until he fell asleep.It's too much!Live with others and bring people back!I couldn't fall asleep because I was tossing and turning because I was afraid of hearing some strange noises at night.

The next morning, Yao Ling hid in the house and did not go out. The opposite room also ordered takeaway. Fortunately, the time was staggered and the two sides did not meet.Is this Xiaobiesheng newlyweds or rain after a long drought?These two people are too... formidable, right?Although Tang Yi stayed at home every day, he looked quite fleshy in his clothes. Unexpectedly, the uncle's body was so good.Tsk tsk tsk, old and strong!

Yao Ling turned up the sound of the stereo in the room, for fear of hearing something in broad daylight.The best way to divert attention is to read novels. Yao Ling re-read the little sweet article written not long ago before a candy on the shelf before falling asleep.

Probably because the plots in the novel are too realistic, and Yao Ling's imagination is rich enough, when he wakes up in the morning, he realizes that the underwear just changed last night should be changed again.Yao Ling felt a little flustered. After washing up, he poured himself a glass of water in the living room and was about to drink when Tang Yi's door suddenly opened.

The middle-aged man walked out with big bluish-black bags under the eyes like two light bulbs, and nodded when he saw Yao Ling.So tired? ! !The middle-aged man opened the door to go out, but Yao Ling suddenly felt a little righteous indignation, won't he let him sleep?

Before the middle-aged man left, Tang Yi also came out of the door, his face was gray and his feet were weak, and he called to the man, "Don't come to me anytime soon." The answer was the middle-aged man's eyes and the closed door.

Yao Ling was even more puzzled by the plot. Why do these two people seem to have been sucked out?So intense these two days? !So ruthless that morning!No wonder I look down on others for not having sex!I have a very rich life!

He didn't have a good rest on the weekend, facing the hypnotic code on the computer, Yao Ling felt a little sleepy, so he slept on his stomach for a while at noon before recovering.While stretching, the colleague next to him looked at him with an ambiguous expression: "Boss, why are you so tired recently? You look exhausted."

Yao Ling didn't want to talk to them, I'm afraid Dior has never seen what it looks like with a truly exhausted face, hum!At this time, Tian Rui suddenly came over with a bottle of cold sweating water, handed it to him and said, "Why are you in such a bad mood today? Your eyes are also swollen, come and apply it."

Yao Ling took the water and thanked him indifferently, thinking why should he be so nice to others when he has a crush?The same goes for Tang Yi, who treats others so well even when he has a partner!Straight men and gays don't have a good thing!Always make people do some misunderstood things!No, I'm also gay, and the central air conditioner doesn't have a good thing!

Thinking of Tang Yi's kidney-deficit appearance in the morning, Yao Ling's heart skipped a beat, and he suddenly thought of a kissed face.Young birthday!Could it be that the dirty pants in the morning is the dream of Tang Yi?Yao Ling was filled with grief and indignation!What happened to me?Stop it, stop it, they are masters!Although it doesn't feel right...Have you forgotten your mother's teaching?Don't judge a book by its cover!Tang Yi must have taken a fancy to his talent!Um!

The colleague next to him saw that his face turned white and red, and asked with concern: "Boss, what's wrong with you? Are you feeling unwell?"

"No." Yao Ling thought, I'm just a little unlucky.

Yao Ling was a little worried when he returned home. It was not stipulated in the previous contract that he could not bring people back, but if he kept bringing people back like this, he would feel uncomfortable under the same roof.Do you want to tell him?

Fortunately, Tang Yi never took anyone back, Yao Ling secretly heaved a sigh of relief, and he didn't know why he was relieved.

When Tang Yi asked him on WeChat on Saturday if he wanted to have dinner together, Yao Ling refused, saying that he had already ordered takeaway.

Tang Yi was typing for a while before replying: "Then I will eat it myself."

Yao Ling stared at the input box for a moment, and then saw the other side send it again: "You should eat less takeaway, it is not good for your health to eat often, and you often work overtime, so it will not work."

Yao Ling looked at him rambling on, and it was a lie if he wasn't moved. He almost blurted out that he didn't order takeaway and was actually waiting for him to ask him to eat.

no!You can't always do self-indulgent and sentimental things, Yao Ling secretly pinched his sleeves, the family's well-being is someone else's business, and he can't take advantage of others' kindness.

"OK, thanks."

Putting down his phone, Yao Ling quickly ordered takeaway, thinking sadly, whose house is here, why didn't he dare to go out?

On Sunday, Yao Ling simply went out to eat by himself. When he left, Tang Yi was cooking. When he saw that he was going out, he asked, "Are you going out?"

Yao Ling replied while changing his shoes: "I'm going out to eat." The implication was that Tang Yi didn't need to call him anymore.

After dinner, Yao Ling watched the newly released anime and went home in a good mood.As soon as he opened the door and entered, he heard a girl's voice laughing coquettishly from Tang Yi's room.

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The author has something to say: You will know whether it is serious or not

☆, a candy

This person is also a man and woman?Could it be that the person was so angry last time because of this?That explains it all!Does this girl know that he is on two boats?Well, Tang Yi with thick eyebrows and big eyes, you are not only a pervert who flaunts the day, but also a person who deceives feelings. Scum!

Closing the door to block the laughter, Yao Ling felt a little dejected, thinking that it is better to be a cat because he knows people and faces, and the cat is better. Looking at the chubby silly cat, he is really chubby and stupid, not as unpredictable as people are.

etc!Where is my cat? !Where is my sweet, understanding and loyal cat? !

Yao Ling gritted his teeth and rushed out, this man used his cat to seduce a girl!Cats can bear it, but shit shovelers can't bear it!

After knocking on the door several times, Yao Ling's finger bones were red and painful, but the anger in his heart still could not be calmed down.

Tang Yi opened the door and showed a bright smile. Seeing the aggressive expression of the visitor, he restrained his expression and asked, "What's wrong?"

Yao Ling looked unhappy: "Is Fatty here with you?"

Before Tang Yi could answer, an excited female voice came: "Are you the owner of Pang Ding? Haha, I'm sorry, I came to play today and heard it barking, because I helped you feed the cat last time, so I couldn't hold back this time. Hold it out."

Yao Ling looked at the slender and pretty girl in front of her and sneered in her heart, thankfully she was too embarrassed for him to take care of her before, so it turned out that at that time he used his own cat to pick up girls.

Fat Ding's plump body is acting like a baby in the girl's arms, which makes the other party's stature even smaller. This is a traitor to my mother!Seeing that Yao Ling was a little angry, the girl quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I heard the cat meowing and thought it didn't like being locked up. I let the cat out without authorization..." She handed the cat to him.

When Yao Ling picked up the cat, he found that the girl's face under the bangs looked familiar. He was stunned for a while while holding the cat, and then stammered: "Always...always attacking adults?"

The girl smiled embarrassedly: "You know me?"

Yao Ling nodded fiercely: "I'm your book fan! I attended your book signing meeting before! I didn't expect it! I didn't expect to see you here!"

Mr. Zong Gong suddenly showed a weird smile, his eyes turned around Yao Ling and Tang Yi a few times, and he said meaningfully: "You are the landlord of Laotang. He mentioned before that the landlord is a very good-looking little guy. It really lives up to its reputation..."

Tang Yi coughed: "Aren't you leaving, Lao Gong?"

husband?Could it be that it is the attack of the legendary female biological gender and male psychological gender?Or do they have any special hobbies?Yao Ling's heart trembled, this is my beloved Da Da, how could he be deceived by this pervert?Do you want to tell her that Tang Yi is not very serious!

Mr. Zong Gong stabbed Tang Yi with his arm: "How many times have I told you people, don't shout outside! What if you let others misunderstand you!"

"All right, all right, boss, what you said is right." Tang Yi was a little helpless.

Yao Ling whispered, "Aren't you a couple?"

"Of course not! I have a family. I'm not like some single dogs who always ask me for advice when they write routines." Mr. Zonggong glanced at Tang Yi, then winked at Yao Ling, "Support me Keep it a secret."

Yao Ling was probably dazzled by the amount of information, and asked Tang Yi's privacy directly: "Isn't that your boyfriend that day?"

"Boyfriend?" Mr. Zonggong showed gossip in his eyes, and said to Tang Yi, "Aren't you planning to chase after me?"

Tang Yi was also stunned, and asked late, "What are you talking about?"

Yao Ling blushed a little: "It's the big sh who came into your door last Saturday and came out with the help of the wall on Monday morning... big brother."

Tang Yi was a little speechless: "He's not my boyfriend, he just has something to do with me."

"Uncle?" Master Zong Gong asked Tang Yi, "He wouldn't be talking about Lao Dai, would he?"

Tang Yi nodded, and Mr. Zonggong bent over with a smile: "Hahahahaha...Old Dai is your boyfriend! Hahahahahaha! If Lao Dai knows that someone says that about him, the wig will be so angry hahaha!! !"

Yao Ling always got the point right: "Is he wearing a wig?"

Mr. Zonggong smiled and said, "Yes."

Yao Ling was a little puzzled: "But his hairline looks quite high!"

Mr. Zonggong raised his chin, showing an inscrutable expression: "This is his brilliance. A wig that is too thick is fake at first glance!"

Yao Ling suddenly realized, and admired from the bottom of his heart: "It's so clever!"

Tang Yi beside him had already gritted his teeth: "You gave him my address?"

"Yes." Master Chief Gong looked back with a calm face.

Tang Yi stared at her resentfully: "Do you know that he stared at me for two nights and wrote the manuscript every day, and I slept for a few hours!"

"Oh, who told you not to submit the manuscript until the deadline! Old Daichou's hair is bald."

"He was bald!"

Mr. Zong Gong checked his nails, but didn't look at him: "You see, you can only write it if you are forced to write it. I don't need to bother you if you finish writing it early."

Yao Ling watched the two of them chattering back and forth, and asked bluntly, "Tang Yi, aren't you also a senior?"

Mr. Zong Gong raised his eyebrows and looked at Tang Yi: "Didn't he tell you?"

Yao Ling asked cautiously, "May I ask who you are?"

Tang Yi didn't look at him, and replied coldly: "The one you don't like."

Yao Ling was a little overwhelmed, and Mr. Zong Gong let out a "puchi" laugh: "Yo~ Old Tang~ Tangtang~ I'm jealous!"

Looking at the bookshelves with the most masters and a candy, Yao Ling had an epiphany: "Are you a candy?"

Without Tang Yi replying, Yao Ling said to himself, "Tang Yi, Tangyi, a candy...you are really a candy!" After speaking, he looked at him with admiration.

Tang Yi gave him a noncommittal look.

Yao Ling suddenly remembered that he said not long ago that he thought his novels were not as good as Mr. Zong Gong, and hurriedly said: "I'm sorry! I didn't mean it. I like both Mr. Zong Gong and your books..."

Tang Yi waved his hand: "I don't know is the truest evaluation."

"Tut tsk tsk." Master Zong Gong looked at Yao Ling, who was blushing to the neck, and Tang Yi, who was pretending to be calm, and shook his hair, "I have something else to do not bother you." Just leave the cat's head.

There were only two people left in the room, Yiyitang had never signed a signing before, Yao Ling always thought Yiyitang was a sweet little girl.Yao Ling didn't expect the atmosphere to be so embarrassing when meeting his favorite Da Da for the first time, so he redeemed: "Tang Da, the meat you wrote is still very fragrant, not inferior at all."

Tang Yi sighed. Yao Ling peeked at him and found that he was not angry, so he secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Tang Yi said melancholy: "I really didn't write well. I used to think that the boss and the others wrote unrealistically, which is different from what I saw in the video. But my writing is actually not real."

Yao Ling suddenly understood why he was watching videos and taking notes all the time before. It turned out that he was working in Zhengerbajing!Sure enough, it was me who had dirty thoughts!He kindly took care of his drunken self, served tea and water to cook, and he still thought about something, so he misunderstood him... kindly asked himself if he would eat or not, and he thought of people as bad and dirty, lest he avoid it. ...

"I'm sorry." Yao Ling whispered.

Tang Yi was a little strange: "Why did you suddenly apologize?"

Yao Ling blushed and didn't dare to look at anyone: "I misunderstood you before... You are such a nice person, you cook for me and take care of me. I thought you bad... I'm really sorry."

The sunset in the evening shone into the hut, putting a layer of pink gold on the red-faced deer with clear eyes, which seemed a little unreal.

"There's nothing to be sorry about." Tang Yi approached suddenly, "But there is one thing, you are really sorry for me."

The face in front of him was getting bigger and bigger, and the strong desire in Tang Yi's eyes seemed to swallow him up.Yao Ling closed his eyes subconsciously, and felt the other party's lips rub against his own a few times. It was very soft and fragrant, but he felt a little sweet even though he didn't use his tongue.

The Lord Zong Gong suddenly appeared, and the roommate suddenly became the favorite Da Da, the sunlight outside the window was too illusory, this must be a dream.Fat Ding let go and landed on his feet, which didn't hurt at all.It really was a dream... It's over!I seem to like Tang Yi.

"You stole my first kiss q, so I want it, I want it back." Tang Yi finally let go, the aggressiveness in his eyes was replaced by tenderness, and he looked at him with moist lips.

His eyes are so gentle and serious, the same as the way he looked at himself in the last dream.In the last dream, he seemed to kiss him on his own initiative, no wonder he said that in this dream.

"Then I'll pay you back." Yao Ling smiled, since it was his own dream anyway, so he could do whatever he wanted.He simply took half a step forward and pulled Tang Yi to close his eyes and kiss him again.

The kiss gradually changed in taste. The two kissed like they were fighting for air, out of breath, and Tang Yi's hand began to move up and down restlessly.

Yao Ling was a little out of breath, is this cat going to suffocate himself to death in his dream?When dizzy and dizzy, he said loudly: "Fatty, move away from me."

Sure enough, he was able to breathe smoothly. Yao Ling opened his eyes, and in front of him was Tang Yi's magnified face.