Confused Megu

Kunming Stone Forest Scenic Area, I learned it in elementary school textbooks, Qi Tanyi was excited to take a picture, and suddenly a hand patted his shoulder. He turned his head to see a man in a Yi costume, and enthusiastically raised the national costume in his hand , said to him in a slightly sloppy Mandarin: "Brother Ah Hei, it only costs ten yuan, do you want to wear it?"

Wearing local ethnic costumes is a must-have item in Qi Tanyi's travel plan. Seeing that the price is cheap, he chooses to wear it without hesitation. However, the backpack on his back will affect the overall feeling. His eyes are looking for it among the flowing tourists. What, suddenly his eyes lit up and walked towards a person.

This is the first time for Migu to encounter such a large-scale tourism. Crowded people and bumps are common, but seeing the mountains and plains in the scenic area are full of human heads, he has no mood to appreciate the local scenery, and he can't wait to escape here .

When the phone rang, Migu saw the words "Brother Tianyao" displayed on the screen, and his teeth were itchy. Thinking that this person's quality is so low, but he changed his mind the moment he saw Mi Gu's face, this handsome guy has a personality!

"Don't be so arrogant, you have the opportunity to experience the life of a commoner without my magic pen? You still have to thank me!" The male voice on the other end of the phone said with a smile.

"I thank your eight generations of ancestors, you can't make me angry if you want to kill me, idiot!" Mi Gu's chest fluctuated violently, "I have decided to deduct your salary for one year, and you will eat dirt for me this year Bar."

"Come on, my current living expenses depend entirely on your salary. If you really cut me off, I won't starve to death!" The male voice on the other end of the phone softened his tone, but he was still smiling, "How about I let Grandpa tell you, to appease your injured little heart?"

"How dare you!" Migu now wished he could fly to this person and beat him up, but then he thought that this person could really make a call to his grandfather, so he closed his eyes and calmed down his irritable mood.

"Well, can you please take care of my things?"

"Huh?" Migu turned his head, his brows were furrowed, his eyes glared angrily, his mouth was pursed dryly, and he looked no different from a vicious robber.

Qi Tanyi hesitated for a moment and then continued: "I want to change clothes, can I trouble you to carry my backpack?"

"Why?" Migu said coldly.

"Oh my, don't be so cruel to him, you should be a cutie listening to this immature voice, don't hurt him, if this person is your marriage, then you will probably chase your wife to the crematorium. "

"Shut up!" Migu yelled at the phone, rubbed his aching temples, and glanced at Qi Tanyi who was still staring at him, but saw his big round eyes like puddles. The violent mood that shines like a pure spring has calmed down a lot.

With a long sigh, he took Qi Tanyi's backpack, waved his hand and said, "Hurry up."

Qi Tanyi was overjoyed at once, with the corners of his eyes curled up, he thanked him, and turned around to look for Brother A Hei, who was renting clothes.

"Hey, President Mi, you are really helpful. It's rare, it's really rare!" The male voice's tone was a little teasing, "Could it be possible that you fell in love with him?"

"Pay attention to your wording, this is a man." After saying these words, he was inexplicably disappointed.

"So what about men, don't forget that I'm straight and crooked, you have a crooked friend like me, even if you're as straight as an iron rod, I can turn you crooked, believe it or not ?”

"Fart!" Migu hung up the phone, and if he continued to talk, he might be pissed off by this bastard.

With his mouth dry, he unscrewed the water bottle and raised his head to drink water. Not far away, Qi Tanyi, who had changed into the local national costume, was smiling happily and posing beside a stone. His handsome face blocked the sunlight, like silk. Silk colorful thin threads scattered around him, the two of them were separated by some distance, but there was a breeze for no reason, and the scent of orchids rushed towards Mi Gu's nostrils.

Migu's eyes flickered slightly, and he held the water bottle in his hand and stuck it to his mouth. His eyes were fixed on this half-grown boy. The red clothes matched him quite well!

"Okay, don't move, keep this position, one, two, three!" Click!

Click!

Migu took back his phone and stuffed it into his pocket. The two straps were joined together to form a shoulder bag. He walked towards Qi Tanyi with cool steps and asked, "Is the filming over?"

Qi Tanyi nodded excitedly: "It's over, oh, why don't you use my mobile phone to take some pictures for me as souvenirs, okay?"

"Okay!" Migu agreed, chose a few angles to take a few photos for him, and finally handed it to him to check the shooting effect. He lowered his head and smelled his orchid-scented hair and asked, "Well, can you take a picture?" A picture of us together?"

"Huh?" Qi Tan raised his head to look at him, a little puzzled.

"Cough, forget it if you can't." Migu felt that his brain had a convulsion just now, and wanted to pass him and continue to follow the flow of people.

"Okay, take a selfie or ask others to help you take a picture together?"

When Migu heard this, he stopped in his tracks, and the corners of his mouth curled up in a triumphant arc, and he took out his mobile phone: "Take a selfie first, and then let others take a picture together."

After taking five or six selfies in a row, Migu randomly picked a passer-by and handed his phone to this person, put his hand on Qi Tanyi's shoulder, and smiled at the camera with a good posture of two brothers, "Kacha"...

Back at the hotel in the evening, because the hotel had an oolong incident for Migu last night, so tonight Migu repeatedly confirmed that he and Qi Tanyi were in a standard room before leaving with his room card, and Qi Tanyi followed closely. with him.

The hotel I stayed at tonight was in a small county town, and Migu still didn't eat the group meal, so he ordered a takeaway and delivered it, and by the way, kindly helped Qi Tanyi to order one too.

Chewing on the hamburger, Qi Tanyi flipped through the photos taken today. The stone forest is beautiful, and the ethnic minorities are enthusiastic and unrestrained, and because his relationship with Mi Gu has become better after co-shooting, the group photos of the two in the subsequent photos accounted for a lot. the vast majority.

Qi Tanyi took the mobile phone and took out a satisfactory photo of the two of them and showed it to Mi Gu: "This one is pretty good, do you want to pass it on to you?"

"Well, yes, add a WeChat?" Migu pulled out the WeChat QR code, and said in an undeniable tone, "Scan me."

"it is good!"

After adding the WeChat and sending the photos, Qi Tanyi opened the suitcase to wash up, flipped it back and forth several times, and shouted: "It's broken, I forgot the pajamas in the previous hotel!"

Migu raised his eyebrows, and said in a calm tone: "Is there anything else?"

Qi Tanyi blushed slightly in frustration, and searched carefully again: "Data cable, power bank, change of underwear and socks, damn it, where's my teddy bear sweater?"

Migu blinked his eyes. Apart from the previous four items, he really watched Qi Tanyi fold it neatly on the seat of the hotel, so he pursed his lips. Asked, "Do you have any other changes of clothes?"

Qi Tanyi said with a mournful face, "Yes, yes, but I like this teddy bear top the most. I bought it specially for this trip."

His mouth was slightly pursed, the corners of his eyes drooped, a thin layer of water mist glistened on his eyes because of his unhappiness, his cheeks were reddish with a hint of pink, and he looked like a little rabbit who had been pissed off.

Migu stared at Qi Tanyi who looked like this, flipped his hands on the phone and quietly selected the camera function to take this photo, and then comforted: "If you lose it, you lose it, it's not a big deal .”

Qi Tan scratched his head, spread his limbs on the bed as if he had given up something, rolled around in a circle, and adjusted his mentality when he got up again, forget it, just throw it away, it's not enough to affect the good mood of the next trip.

But there is no such thing as pajamas and underwear... He glanced at the blue checkered home pajamas on the top of Migu's open suitcase. Could it be that he is going to sleep naked?

Gritting his teeth, forget it, just sleep naked, it's not a big deal.

So Qi Tanyi took off his jacket and pants, and went into the bathroom wearing only dark blue boxer briefs, leaving Mi Gu still quietly sitting on the left bed playing with his mobile phone.

His hand flipping through the phone's photo album rests on the most recent photo, which is the back view of Qi Tanyi, who is almost completely naked, walking towards the bathroom.

Under the dim light, the boy's fair skin seemed to be coated with a layer of light gilt gold, with a sense of sacredness and inviolability. The clean and beautiful body made people hallucinate in a trance. The waist is playful and attractive, the round buttocks can be covered by a slap, and the slender white and tender legs are slightly opened, revealing the soft flesh between the thighs, as if inviting something.

Migu felt a little thirsty inexplicably, but he didn't want to get up to drink water at all. His deep eyes looked at the floor-to-ceiling frosted glass in the bathroom. Gu unconsciously imagined the appearance of this person in the bath, and his thirst became more and more unbearable.

He got up and knocked on the door of the bathroom, said something about going out for a walk, and walked out of the room when he heard the response from the people inside.

On the open-air balcony of the hotel, Migu lit a cigarette and dialed a phone number.

"I said President Mi, are you still awake at this late hour?" The voice on the other end of the phone was the male voice heard this afternoon, Tianyao.

"I just went back to the hotel and I haven't slept yet. I want to talk to you." Migu's voice was hoarse.

"What's wrong with you, your voice is not right, have you been drinking?"

Migu took a deep breath of cigarette: "No."

"What's bothering you, do you need advice from my buddy?"

Migu's silent refusal to answer is the default.

"Hehe, there are things that the omnipotent President Mi can't handle. This is really a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Let me think about it. The price of giving you this idea is 500 million, how about it?"

"Deal!" Migu didn't hesitate at all, but surprised Tianyao on the other side of the phone.

"Is it possible that there is any problem that cannot be solved? Tell me, as a brother, even if you rack your brains, you will help you."

Normally, Migu would have said sarcastically, "You have no brains, so how can you rack your brains?" But at present, he obviously has no intention to sarcasm him.

"I," Migu hesitated, sighed, "I seem to have reacted to a man." After saying this, he looked weakly at the bright moon in the sky, feeling that he might be seriously ill.