[My English] Uncle, I just want to be a salted fish

Even if the sports festival is about to start, it will be a matter of the future.No matter how enthusiastic the boys and girls are, they still have to obediently go to class now...

So, the students of Class A once again stood in the disaster simulation training ground that has been repaired halfway.

Teacher No. 13, who was wrapped in a white space suit, announced excitedly: "Although the previous rescue training was interrupted by the invasion of the 'Enemy Alliance', the class is still on."

Although the bandages on his body have been removed, Aizawa Shouta, whose hands are still wrapped like two hammers, is as listless as ever: "Then... let's..."

"Wait!! Teacher Aizawa!!" Izuku Midoriya raised his right hand high: "That... Teacher Olumat..."

Aizawa Shota vividly expressed a look of "disgust" with dead fish eyes: "Don't worry about that guy."

"Eh?……"

The hammer-like hand waving the bag interrupted Midoriya Izuku, who was about to say something, and Aizawa Yuta directly handed over the field to No. 13: "Let's start training, the sports festival is coming soon, leave it to You don't have much time to improve."

...

"Okay, here it is!" Teacher No. 13 clapped his hands with a relaxed tone, and brought everyone to a dark and deep cliff: "The next thing we have to do is the training of 'rescuing travelers trapped under the cliff'! Divided into two groups, one group is the rescue group! One group is the trapped group! A group of three people, the trapped group is responsible for playing a comatose person and two people whose feet are injured and unable to move; the rescue group is responsible for playing the role of Heroes to the rescue. Above!!"

Kurosawa raised his hand with a "swish" and straightened his back: "Teacher No. 13, uncle, I voluntarily apply to be in the trapped group!"

Class A: ...It really is Kurosawa's characteristic speech...

Teacher No. 13 stretched out a finger and shook it: "No, Kurosawa-san, although I know you want other students to have more opportunities to practice. But the group still needs to draw lots."

Class A: No!Teacher, wake up!Kurosawa would definitely not choose the trapped group for this reason!

...

Flipping the empty lottery box in his hand, No. 13 announced the six members of the first group in a still relaxed and cheerful tone: "Scatter! Rescue group--Hong Jiaodong, Bakugo Katsuki, Kurosawa Jin; Troubled group - Tenya Iida, Izuku Midoriya, Urari Ochako!! Above!"

"Why did I go with those two guys to rescue Fei Jiu!!" Hearing the explosion of Bakugo in the group, it was expected, no, or when Bakugo calmed down, it would be scary...

Lv Gu waved his hands in a panic with the same smirk as Oulumette: "Ka... Kachan..."

"Hey, uncle, let me tell you, young people shouldn't be so irritable." Kurosawa Jin, who was three centimeters taller than Bakugo, slapped Bakugo on the head, and saw Midori Valley Izuku...it should be the whole A The class trembled.

"Then... That Kurosawa-san... you'd better put your hand down, it feels very dangerous..." Green Valley stretched out his hand weakly to stop Kurosawa.

"Huh?" Kurosawa Jin tilted his head with a dazed expression, "Isn't Bakugo Jun the type of 'super fierce, but super obedient'?"

"Kurosawa-san, what strange misunderstanding do you have about the word 'obedient'!!"

Suddenly, a gloved hand clasped Kurosawa's wrist tremblingly and pulled Kurosawa's attention away from Green Valley. The creamy golden durian head stared at the fierce triangular eyes and drew Heisawa's attention away from Lu Gu. Zezhen's hand was torn off: "You have dead fish eyes like salted fish caught in the sea... Nishinai!!!"

"Wow! It's dangerous, it's dangerous. Uncle, I have a bad waist, don't suddenly become 'Xi Nei' like this, Bo Hao boy! At least there should be a transition like 'You dare to do this to me' before." Let's go!!" Kurosawa, who easily dodged Bakugo's attack, kept his habitual "balabala" incessantly.

"Dead fish eye, you are so annoying! Nishineshineshine——" If Bakugo, who was just angry just now, can be said to have been aroused to fight, grabbing the Kurosawa array is a set of attacks.

If it is said that the first few strikes of the Kurosawa formation could be easily avoided with Anbu's footwork, then it became more and more difficult, and even several times he could feel the sparks of the explosion splashing on his body.A gleam of appreciation flashed across Kurosawa Jin's golden pupils whose sharpness was concealed by the dead fish eyes.

There is no doubt that this young man who has begun to get rusty trying to imitate Anbu's footwork is definitely a genius.Even in Konoha, where there are many geniuses, this kind of talent is absolutely top-notch.

Just when teacher No. 13 was about to make a move to stop the two thorns who started to fight when they didn't agree with each other, Katsuki suddenly stopped the attack by himself: "Cut, it's boring, now I'm with you, a dead fish!" It really doesn't make any sense at all."

The milk-gold durian head sounded resentful because of being "disappointed", and only Kurosawa Jin who was facing him could see his flickering expression.

Indeed, even if it is Bakugo Katsuki, it is impossible for me to break Konoha's Anbu footwork and catch the uncle in a short time.After all... it was adapted by my uncle and the guy who created a new era.Oops, I really don't know how far the boy Bohao will crack it next time.

Kurosawa Jin, who slid down the ice slide made by Todoroko, to the bottom of the cliff, while listening to Iida Tenya's dedicated cries for help, lazily picked up Princess Midoriya Izuku, who had "injured her foot", and stood on the cliff. Several times, the wall borrowed strength and rushed up quickly: "Really...why do you want me to do the most tiring work, uncle..."

"You're so annoying! Bastard fisheye!!" On the other side, Katsuki Bakugo, who was trying to pull the rope of the stretcher that tied the "seriously injured and comatose" Lihi Ochako together with Hong Jiaodong, shouted.

"This is the holy dead fish eyes! Durian head! Are you looking down on Mr. Aizawa!? Huh?"

"I'm talking about you! Bastard fisheye!!"

"that…"

"Huh?? Aizawa-sensei is also good at cutting dead fish eyes? Durian head, your disrespect for the god of dead fish eyes is too broad!"

"That..." Izuku Midoriya, whose face was flushed, grabbed Kurosawa Jin's short sleeve and shook it slightly: "Can Kurosawa-san put me down?"

"Oh." Kurosawa let go of his hand without warning, and Lvgu almost fell to the ground in fright.

800 million, who had been stern-faced since the quarrel between Kurosawa and Bakugo, finally couldn't bear it any longer. He pointed at Kurosawa with his hands on his hips and looked like a queen, and said in a stern tone, "Kurosawa-san! We are doing disaster relief. Exercise! It’s not a game! You just started fighting with Bakugou, so it can be said that the drill has not officially started... But! Now you are arguing with Bakugou on the way to rescue... Don’t laugh, Bakugo! You too!...And Green Valley is now a wounded person! His leg is injured!! And you, look what you did? Take a wounded person with a broken leg without any treatment, and take him out of the cliff with a princess hug at will, completely I didn't think about the possibility of bone fractures or dislocations and other situations that would cause secondary damage to the wounded. What's more, you just threw Lugu student down! Rescue is a skill that heroes must learn, and Kurosawa-san you If you continue to be lazy like this, you will definitely not be able to become a qualified hero!"

Kurosawa looked at 800 million who had finished speaking in one breath, and froze for a while.

How should I put it... Although Kurosawa used to be good at destroying more than saving people, it's not like he didn't save people.It's just... Most of the occasions when he saves people, it's too late for some temporary rescue. Generally, it's good to save their lives... And the people he saves are usually his subordinates, pawns, etc. Not paying attention to their feelings...

Really... I was educated by 800 million classmates.

Kurosawa scratched his face, and bowed neatly in the direction of 800 million: "Really! I'm sorry, 800 million-san!"

"Hey! Hey..." 800 million, who had been seriously apologized, blushed as if he was a little embarrassed, and coughed lightly twice with one hand clenched into a fist: "That... Kurosawa-san, I, I didn't mean to say anything about you... Just... um... just now my tone was a bit too strong, I'm really sorry."

"Hmm! Kurosawa-san, don't blame yourself too much."

"Kurozawa-san is super-strong, and will definitely become a super-powerful hero in the future!"

"Yes, yes, but I will not lose to you!"

Kurosawa, who was maintaining his bowing posture, faced the ground, listened to the jerky comfort from the students in Class A, and smiled quietly:

Ahh... this is really, a group of super-great kids.

Not far away, No. 13 sighed to Aizawa Shouta with his arms crossed: "Everyone in this class is a good boy."

"Ah," Aizawa Shouta looked at the deeply bowed Kurosawa Jin and quietly raised the corners of his mouth:

"That's my class."

In the following training, perhaps because of 800 million's words, some children in Class A who hadn't paid much attention to this training before corrected their attitudes.Acting as a "hero" with a division of labor and cooperation, and cooperating tacitly; playing a "wounded" with due diligence and screaming.

Hmm...Maybe it's because of the good idea Iida-san gave.Next, the students who played the "wounded" can be said to be all actors, and they have performed all kinds of life.

Of course, there are occasional people who just can't help but laugh out loud.But in the face of the "wounded man" played by Mino Mineta who was beaten violently because of his hands and feet against girls, it is indeed very difficult not to laugh.

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"Okay, then, let's go to the next project." Teacher No. 13, who brought the students to the familiar ruins, clapped his hands: "The school in this ruins has not been completely restored, but it is because of this It also has an atmosphere of saving people after a disaster." Ignoring Shouta Aizawa who silently rolled his eyes at the side, No. 13 continued to happily say: "Next, we will continue to draw lots. Five people are 'heroes', and the rest The people below will find a place to hide themselves as the 'wounded'. I will choose seven of them in the 'wounded out', those people can't make a cry for help, the above."

"Isn't that the same as hide-and-seek!" Pink-skinned Sana Ashido said excitedly.

NO.13 teacher scratched his face: "Well, it's about the same? Anyway, let's start drawing lots!"

After a commotion, the five lucky ones holding the lottery stood in a row.

Bakugo Katsuki with a stinky face made a "bang bang" explosion sound in his hand: "Why...why do I have to go to rescue people with Huo Jiu!!"

Liri Ochako and Iida Tenya looked at each other, shrugged, and cast a sympathetic look at Midoriya.Izuku Midoriya, who was used to being targeted by Bakugou, smiled helplessly, and there was nothing he could do about it.

Sure enough, after the starting whistle blew, Baohao immediately chose to separate from the others.Seeing this, the three of Lvgu, who looked at each other in blank dismay, finally chose to split up to improve efficiency.

In the ruins of a dilapidated small factory, Kuisawa Zhen and Hong Jiaodong, who came in chirping, looked at each other silently, as if embarrassment floated in the air.

Kurosawa shook his paw tentatively: "That... classmate Hong? What a coincidence, I didn't expect you to think this place is a holy place to sleep. Haha, haha..."

Silently raised his head to look at Kurosawa, Hong Jiaodong seemed to have a speechless expression for a moment, then lowered his head again and began to think about life.

"Hey... hello? Boom classmate? If you don't say anything, I will stay here, uncle, and I will take it as your acquiescence."

"..."

"..."

"Boom classmate/Kurosawa classmate..." Kurosawa Zhen and Hong Jiaodong who spoke at the same time closed their mouths at the same time.

Kurosawa, with erratic gaze, spread out his hands, signaling for Hong Jiaodong to speak first.Hong Jiaodong didn't push back anything, lowered his eyes slightly, and opened his mouth like a bomb:

"Kurosawa-san, have you...heard of personality marriage...!!?"

In the middle of talking, Hong Jiaodong suddenly shrank his pupils and condensed a wall of ice.But the menacing fist smashed through the ice wall directly, and picked up the scorched collar.

The burly man wearing a weird mask let out a villainous laugh that looked like an enemy, and he didn't look like a good person at all.

Hong Jiaodong, who wanted to fight back, was easily stopped by that person. The double suppression of strength and momentum made Hong Jiaodong grit his teeth: "Heize! You run away! Go and tell Teacher No. 13 that they have enemies... what are you doing? Kurosawa!!"

"Huh?" Kurosawa, who sat down leisurely and leisurely, looked back curiously, and said in a lazy tone: "What's the matter, classmate Hong? Ah, I was going to tell you just now, you are standing behind me. Someone came."

"Then why didn't you say it earlier!!...Wait, no...what are you still doing sitting there!? Go and call the teacher!" Hong Jiao Dong growled in a low voice with a broken mentality.

"Huh?? Isn't the strongest teacher just grabbing your collar?" Kurosawa Jin with dead fish eyes even yawned.

Hong Jiaodong who was being held by the collar:? ...! !

Somewhat frustrated, Oulumette pulled off his hood, and the tough guy with a manga style had inexplicable grievances on his face: "Kurosawa boy, don't say it so quickly. Although I am curious about what is wrong...but Since it's Kurosawa boy, it doesn't seem surprising to be able to tell..."

Hong Jiaodong: ... I have a sentence mmp I don't know if I should say it or not.

Rolling his eyes, Kurosawa stretched out his hands: "Isn't this obvious? Oulumite, you only have a powerful aura but not the genuine murderous aura full of malice. Of course, if you want to learn If so, uncle, I can teach you how to play a qualified 'enemy'. On this, uncle, I am super professional."

"Ah, that's right!" Kurosawa Jin, who was standing up straight with a carp, stretched out his finger with great interest: "Since Oulumite, you want to play the role of an enemy to scare Green Valley and the others, uncle, I can demonstrate it for you for free, and I promise to let you know." Green Valley and the others were so frightened as if they were stuck in a quagmire, they couldn't move at all!"

"Ah... wait, wait, wait!! stop—!" Oulumette, who hastily waved his hand to refuse, scratched his face embarrassingly: "Forget it, Kurosawa-san. Although I am curious why you can make such a level Malicious, but now this kind of insignificant thing..."

No!It's not irrelevant at all! !Oulumite, who was roaring in his heart, really cared about it! !What exactly did the Kurosawa boy go through to become like this! ! !Very concerned about it! !

It's a pity that because the young man is here, I can't talk about it in detail... What a pity! !Such a great opportunity! !Xi Kexiu!

Almost exhausted his excellent self-control to suppress the curiosity in his heart, Oulumite laughed a few times "Ahaha", swallowed his tears, and then straightened his face:

"Then, boy Hong, boy Kurosawa, can you do me a favor?"