My Bamboo Horse is so hard to fuck

Han Lin and Ren Zian's game skills are better than Qi Lelei's. In order to have a good game experience, they both hired high-end sparring partners.

Since they are good brothers, they naturally won't forget Qi Lelei. After knowing that Qi Lelei was bullied by Li Jia in the game, they also hired one for Qi Lelei.

Han Lin was filled with righteous indignation: "What is Li Jia! Leizi, you can crush Li Jia with the sparring partner I hired!"

Ren Zian was a sensible person, and said: "Hey, I think the game is fun to play, there is no need to trouble Li Jia all the time, it's boring to ask for it."

Qi Lelei: "..."

Han Lin poked Ren Zian hard: "What are you talking about, are you saying that my Leizi is not as good as Li Jia?!"

"I didn't say it, I just presented the facts and reasoned, why do you keep poking me?"

Qi Lelei: "..."

"I'll just poke you, what's wrong?" Han Lin said unconvinced.

Qi Lelei watched the two friends chatting and started arguing, he sighed, but he still accepted the good friend's kindness.

Originally, Li Jia didn't have much time to play games with him, and he was particularly prone to death when playing games by himself, so it would be better to hire a sparring partner to take him with him.

People like Qi Lelei, Han Lin, and Ren Zi'an all want to be happy, cool and exciting when they play games, but their own skills can't reach this goal, so they can only hire a training partner.

Like a game they played before, Qi Lelei, Han Lin and Ren Zi'an ranked first, second and third on the weapon list, and then the three of them started a guild together. .

Li Jia described their gang as a "hundred-member sparring group".

Later, when they played League of Legends, it was even worse. Qi Lelei, Han Lin and Ren Zian once played a "four belts and one lineup", that is, four high-end sparring players closely surround the boss, so that the boss can lie down and win, and also win happiness and coolness!

This is Qi Lelei's usual routine for the three of them playing games. That is to say, Qi Lelei has changed a little recently. He even thought about practicing skills by himself. After practicing for a summer vacation, he dared to challenge Li Jia, but he was beaten back to reality in a second. That's all.

The sparring game Qi Lelei invited was called money. At first Qi Lelei called him Xiaoqian, but after playing a few rounds, he started calling him Brother Qian.

Xiaoqian has good skills and lively personality. He is 19 years old this year. He is about the same age as Qi Lelei. He is still studying in Beijing. Qi Lelei is very kind to him.

A week later, Qi Lelei often mentioned small money in front of Li Jia.

On the way back from school that day, Qi Lelei beamed again and said, "Damn it! You didn't know Brother Qian was awesome last night!"

Li Jia's ears were callused after hearing Brother Qian's name recently. When Qi Lelei praised Brother Qian with enthusiasm again, he indifferently asked, "Oh? How powerful?"

"It's just that I was surrounded by someone last night, and then I yelled for help. Brother Qian came to rescue me single-handedly with a gun! He killed three people by himself!"

"And after he knocked him down, he gave me his head!" Qi Lelei smiled triumphantly, "Haha, I went out and killed those three people with my fists, and let them take advantage of me without a gun to attack me and bully me!"

"..." Li Jia thought indifferently and disdainfully, it's really a dog's leg to make people lose their heads.

"I heard that he went to the youth training team of a professional team to participate in training, but he was not selected. In addition, his parents also objected to him taking games as a career, so he repeated his studies for a year and went to university."

Li Jia: "Have you understood so deeply?"

Qi Lelei didn't realize that Li Jia's tone was full of cold danger, and said excitedly: "Hey, I used to talk a lot when I was playing games, and Brother Qian is a nice guy, so we usually chat."

Li Jia raised his eyebrows, narrowed his eyes slightly, and keenly caught a word, do you usually chat?

"He also said that if I go to study in Beijing, he can take me around Beijing!"

Li Jia suddenly opened his long legs, and jumped out in two or three steps, opening the distance between Qi Lelei and the two of them.

Qi Lelei, who was behind, was stunned, and hurried to catch up: "Why are you walking so fast all of a sudden?"

"Brother Qian said Beijing's autumn is beautiful."

"There are also many game competitions held there. I heard that there are some machines or computer exhibitions. Anyway, there are a lot of cultural and entertainment activities." Qi Lelei knew that Li Jia was going to Beijing to study computer science, so he was very interested in Beijing. The city is also of particular concern.

But Li Jia didn't know what was going on in his mind, he just listened to his praises, buzzing, very annoying.

Li Jia's pace involuntarily became faster.

At the end, both of them were almost catching up with the trot.

When they got to the door, Qi Lelei panted slightly: "You walked very well today, so fast."

"Yeah." Li Jia looked coldly at the thin sweat dripping from his forehead and nose, the little beads of sweat rolling down looked very cute.

Li Jia reached out subconsciously, wanting to wipe Qi Lelei's face.

Qi Lelei wiped his forehead and asked: "Are you feeling so anxious, are you hungry?"

After Qi Lelei asked, he noticed Li Jia's hand stretched out, thinking that he was going to touch his head again, his heart skipped a beat: "What, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing." Li Jia withdrew her hand, turned and entered the room.

Qi Lelei looked at the back of Li Jia leaving, feeling a little delicate, that kind of empty feeling, and he noticed that Li Jia didn't seem very happy?

After much deliberation, Qi Lelei couldn't figure out why Li Jia was unhappy. For a successful person like Li Jia, what else could he be unhappy about?

After entering the house, Qi Lelei made an appointment with Xiaoqian, Han Lin, and Han Lin's partner trainer, and the four of them prepared to play "PUBG Mobile" together.

In fact, before Qi Lelei called Han Lin, Han Lin was about to have sex with Ren Zian, but after Qi Lelei called him, he immediately abandoned Ren Zian and flew into Qi Lelei's arms.

For this reason, Ren Zian directly pressed Han Lin on the chair and beat Han Lin, Han Lin shouted for help, and the tragic cry was transmitted to Qi Lelei's ears through the earphones.

Qi Lelei watched the fire from the other side, gloated and said: "Lin Zi, it's wrong for you to abandon Xiao An like this, you should be beaten up, hahaha!"

"Xiao An, come on and beat me up, hahaha!"

Han Lin cried: "Who am I for, I am not for you!"

In fact, the three of them often play like this, so it doesn't really hurt their feelings for this matter.

Han Lin begged for mercy: "Brother An, Brother An, don't fight, I was wrong, I was wrong, okay? The big deal is that I will hire two sparring partners for you today. You play a four-player game, three guarantees and one, let you play a game." Cool! I pay, I pay!"

Ren Zian let go of Han Lin: "It's okay."

At this moment, Li Jia sent a message to Qi Lelei in the game.

three-good: Pull me.

happy-stone: Good!

Qi Lelei quickly kicked Han Lin and Han Lin's training partner out of the team, and sent Han Lin a sorry emoji - Li Jia invited me to play games, I'm sorry, brother!

Han Lin: "???"

Ren Zian, who was abandoned by Han Lin just now, said: "Those who abandon people, people will always abandon them."

"..." Han Lin gave him an annoyed push, "What are you talking nonsense about? Don't go to the fifth middle school, it seems that your cultural level has really improved."

Seeing that Qi Lelei kicked Han Lin and pulled an unfamiliar ID into the team, Xiaoqian asked curiously, "Aren't you going to fight Boss Han?"

Qi Lelei: "No, I'll be with my friend today."

Xiaoqian enthusiastically said: "Oh, hello, boss friend!"

There will be a small speaker next to the name of each character in the game. When the player turns on the mic, the speaker will light up. However, Li Jia’s small speaker is on, but he never speaks, only his weak breathing can be heard Voice.

Xiaoqian was puzzled: "Is there something wrong with the microphone of the boss friend?"

"No, how could it be bad, he might be..." Qi Lelei hesitated to find an excuse for Li Jia, "Are you shy?"

Li Jia: "..."

Qi Lelei: "There is a person who added me as a friend, du-sea."

"That's Du Hai, pull him." Li Jia finally opened his mouth.

Du Hai is the twin brother of Li Jia Xueba's guest group, and his younger brother is Du Yang.

"Fuck! The voice of the boss's friend is so nice! It's that male god voice that girls like to say now."

Qi Lelei: "..." Brother Qian, isn't your focus a little strange?

Qi Lelei invited Du Hai into the group, and the group of four quickly started the four-row mode.

After the four of them landed, they began to search for supplies. Because the place where they landed was relatively remote and there were no other enemies, they could safely search for the first wave of drug circles.

The so-called poison circle means that the game will refresh a safe zone every once in a while. Outside the safe zone is full of poison. No player can withstand the damage of the poison circle, and then the safe zone will become smaller and smaller. Players have to move from the poison circle into the safe zone in order to continue to survive. The transfer process is the so-called drug escape.

There are several commonly used means of transportation in the game, such as motorcycles, three-wheeled motorcycles, jeeps, cars, etc. If the player is lucky, he can drive into the safe zone, but if he is unlucky, he can only run in with two legs, which is easy to be beaten by the enemy. In other words, it is easy to be poisoned to death because of slow running.

Xiaoqian: "Boss, the poison is coming, let's go ahead and be safe."

"Okay, hurry up." Qi Lelei panicked when he saw the poison circle. He was poisoned to death several times when he played by himself before because he couldn't find the car.

When Qi Lelei came out of the house, he saw a jeep and a motorcycle parked at the door. Without thinking about it, he got into the jeep. There was no other reason. The jeep has thick skin and can withstand the attack of enemy bullets. Not to mention losing control too quickly and falling to death, it is especially easy to be killed by the enemy.

Qi Lelei got into the jeep only to notice that it was Li Jia who was driving the motorcycle, and he said, "Li Jia, do you want to come up too?"

Li Jia: "..."

Qi Lelei urged: "Come on, take a jeep and be safe."

Li Jia did not accept Qi Lelei's kind invitation, and drove away on his motorcycle alone.

Qi Lelei was deeply moved by the back view of Qi Juechen, the motorcycle is quite handsome!

However, Qi Lelei still kindly reminded: "Drive slowly, motorcycles are easy to overturn, I have overturned before!"

Li Jia: "..."

Du Hai turned off the microphone on purpose before he started laughing, until the hand holding the mouse started to tremble.

Du Yang asked curiously, "Brother, why are you smiling so happily?"

Du Hai laughed out of breath: "Hahahaha, Li Jia went to pick up Qi Lelei on purpose, but his stupid horse ran away in another man's car, hahaha!"

Because Li Jia was driving a motorcycle, he was the first to approach the safe zone. As soon as he approached the safe zone, he was shot by the enemies guarding the edge of the safe zone.

Xiaoqian heard the fierce gunshots from Li Jia's side, and said, "Boss, there are people over there, let's meet in another place."

"That..." Xiaoqian became anxious, and couldn't remember Li Jia's name, so he called him the game serial number, "No. 1, let's change positions, No. 4, go to my new spot."

No. 1 is Li Jia, No. 2 is Qi Lelei, No. 3 is Xiao Qian, and No. 4 is Du Hai.

Du Hai laughed enough, turned on the mic and said, "Okay."

However, Li Jia was in a bad mood, so instead of taking a detour, he increased the speed of the motorcycle and forcibly rushed into the safe zone.

Xiaoqian saw Li Jia rushing towards the old place on the map, and said anxiously: "Don't go in on the 1st, there are many people there, let's take a detour."

Qi Lelei was afraid that something would happen to Li Jia, so he said: "Don't go around, go over there to save him."

"Okay." Xiaoqian naturally listened to the boss's orders. In this game, it doesn't matter whether you die or not, the important thing is to listen to the boss!

A few minutes later, Li Jia said indifferently: "They're all beaten to death, come over and lick the bag."

Xiaoqian was extremely shocked: "Boss, your friend is amazing! One person killed four people."

Qi Lelei was also shocked, now it seems that Li Jia was lenient when confronting him...

Four enemies were killed in this wave. Qi Lelei and his team had more weapons, but they still lacked medicine, so they went into the next room to search for supplies.

When they entered the house to search for medicines, Li Jia silently fired a few shots at Xiaoqian's car outside, blowing out the tires and making the car unable to drive without the tires.

Hearing the gunshots, Qi Lelei immediately became vigilant, walked to the window and looked out: "Are there any enemies?"

"Yeah." Li Jia opened his eyes and said nonsense, "But it's already gone, you can search at ease."

Qi Lelei: "Oh, yes."

Xiaoqian said: "Don't worry, boss, your friend is so powerful, you are not afraid of enemies."

Qi Lelei responded: "That's true, Li Jia's manipulation is quite good."

Li Jia: "..." You're so powerful that you're afraid of dying on my motorcycle?

The second wave of the poison circle is coming again, and they are going to continue to transfer.

After Xiaoqian came out, he saw the jeep with blown tires, and said strangely: "Hey, who is so wicked, and blown my tires."

Qi Lelei worried: "Then what should I do?"

Although he didn't see the process, Du Hai already guessed the process: "..."

At this moment, Li Jia drove over, and he stopped without saying a word, "Get in the car."

Xiaoqian said: "Boss, you should take your friend's car to the safe zone first."

Qi Lelei got into Li Jia's car: "What about you?"

Xiaoqian said: "I'll run first, and if I'm lucky, I'll meet a car on the road."

As soon as Qi Lelei uttered the word "good", he saw the scenery in the game start to move rapidly. It turned out that Li Jia couldn't wait to drive.

The later in the game, the more difficult it is to run away from the poison, and I don't know if Xiaoqian was unlucky. He couldn't find a car on the way to run away from the drug, and finally fell heroically on the way to run away from the drug.

Xiaoqian said apologetically, "Boss, I'm sorry, this one can't take you to the end."

Qi Lelei comforted him: "It's okay, people make mistakes, horses make mistakes, Li Jia, don't you think so?"

Li Jia: "Yes."

Du Hai, who sees through everything, forgot to turn off the Mai: "Hahaha."

Qi Lelei was confused: "Du Hai, what are you laughing at?"

Li Jia was indifferent: "What are you laughing at?"

Although he spoke the same lines, Li Jia's tone was clearly threatening.

Du Hai immediately threw the pot away and said, "My brother tickled me just now, I accidentally laughed."

Xiaoqian is a dedicated sparring partner. After his death, he did not cut out the game to fish and paddle. Instead, he opened the teammate spectator view and began to watch Qi Lelei play the game, and reminded Qi Lelei to be careful of the enemies in front of him from time to time, "Boss, be careful. Someone" "Hey, there is a quadruple mirror in the room you passed by just now, don't miss it."

Xiaoqian was not quiet when he "died", and kept nagging.

Li Jia squeezed the mouse tightly, feeling a little regretful, because he couldn't make the "dead man" shut up.

At this time, Qi Lelei's trembling voice sounded in his headset.

Qi Lelei: "Li Jia, there seems to be someone downstairs, there are a lot of footsteps."

Li Jia: "Don't move, wait for me and Du Hai to come."

Qi Lelei: "Okay."

At this time, the kill prompts of Li Jia and Du Hai popped up continuously on the upper right side of the game.

Qi Lelei was very happy watching the excitement in the room: "Fuck, hahaha, awesome, you and Du Hai are both amazing."

Qi Lelei, who was out of danger, immediately started trembling again: "Let these grandchildren guard me."

Just when Qi Lelei praised Li Jia, Xiaoqian also screamed: "Fuck, Brother Jia is awesome!!"

Just when Li Jia and Du Hai came to rescue Qi Lelei, Xiaoqian curiously cut to Li Jia's point of view, and saw Li Jia's magical operation with his own eyes, so he couldn't help but called Brother Jia.

"???" Qi Lelei didn't expect that someone would rob him of his business in the matter of touting, and it was the sparring partner he hired who robbed him.

What the hell is Brother Jia, he never called!

Qi Lelei couldn't help reminding: "Brother Qian, Li Jia is my classmate, the same age as me."

"No, boss, I call him brother Jia because I sincerely admire him from the bottom of my heart, and it has nothing to do with age!"

"..." Qi Lelei was speechless, Xiao Qian's rainbow fart was much better than him.

Next, Qi Lelei saw the power of Xiaoqian's rainbow fart. This kind of rainbow fart was different from what Xiaoqian praised him for. Xiaoqian flattered him because he was his boss, while Xiaoqian flattered Li Jia out of sincerity.

"Damn it! Brother Jia, your shot just now was amazing."

"Your skills can be used to play professionally, really!"

"Brother Jia, do you want to try it? I can help you contact the team. I went to the youth training team for a while before. Although I was not selected in the end, I am familiar with each team and can help you match up."

After Li Jia played a wonderful operation in Li Jia, he shouted loudly: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Qi Lelei: "..."

Brother, aren't you my sparring partner?Why are you so enthusiastic about Li Jia?

However, no matter how much Xiaoqian praised, Li Jia didn't respond very much, even if the response was "um" or "it's okay".

Xiaoqian: "Brother Jia, are you so cold? But it doesn't matter if you are cold, I am warm, hahaha."

Qi Lelei: "..." He suddenly had the feeling of luring a wolf into the house.

Li Jia: "..."

Xiaoqian: "Really, are you interested in playing professionally?"

Qi Lelei saw Li Jia's game mic light up, so he hurriedly said: "Don't mess around, Li Jia is going to take the Tsinghua University exam."

"Tsinghua University???" Xiaoqian was even more shocked, "Is it Tsinghua University in my big Beijing?"

"That's right!" Qi Lelei was so proud that he seemed to be the one who was going to be admitted to Tsinghua University.

Xiaoqian said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, since Brother Jia has other arrangements, then forget it, if Brother Jia comes to Beijing for the exam in the future, I'll be the host to treat you to dinner."

"Why do you invite everyone?" Qi Lelei said dissatisfied, "And just looking at you, I know you rarely watch live broadcasts?"

Xiaoqian: "Huh? How do you say it?"

Qi Lelei: "Even if Li Jia really wants to play professionally, he doesn't need to go through you."

Xiaoqian was puzzled: "Huh?"

Qi Lelei gave Xiaoqian an address, there was a replay of Li Jia playing games with the vgo team.

Ten seconds later, Xiaoqian's shocked scream shattered the sky.

"Brother Jia, you actually play games with the members of the vgo team!"

"I'm the youth trainee who was eliminated by the vgo team, woo woo woo!"

"Brother Jia, you are talking and laughing with my idols, woo woo woo! It's because I have eyes that don't know Taishan!"

Qi Lelei here has already started to attack Xiaoqian, while Li Jia's group of top students over there is already laughing out loud.

Du Hai posted a message in the group.

Don't ask me for the right answer: I'm dying laughing!Hahaha!Li Jia's stupid bamboo horse has changed from Li Jiahei to Li Jiazhuo, it's only been a year, Qi Lelei and Li Jia are completely different.

Please call me germanium nickel uranium sulfur: What happened when you played games together?

The answer is c: qualitative change.

Please call me germanium nickel uranium sulfur: I really want to listen to the corner.

Li Jia: ...

Don't ask me for the correct answer: Actually, I don't think it has changed. Qi Lelei was a Li Jiazhuo before, but it was invisible, and he didn't admit it.

The correct answer is c: I think what my brother said makes sense.

Li Jia: ...

Don't ask me for the correct answer: Li Jia surrendered without fighting, not only turning his love rival into his fanboy, but also making Qi Lelei feel bad about his love rival, haha.

Li Jia: He is not up to the standard of a rival in love.

Li Jia just didn't like Qi Lelei bragging about Brother Qian in his ears all day long, and he already let the little fool know who the brother is.

Don't ask me for the correct answer: Li Jia didn't deny it, but acquiesced that the other party was just not enough to be a rival in love.

Please call me Germanium Nickel Uranium Sulfur: Got it.

The correct answer is c: Got it, it seems that you, Li Jia, have also changed in this year.

Li Jia: ...

At eleven o'clock in the evening, after another fierce battle, Qi Lelei reluctantly said: "Let's play another round."

"No." Li Jia said the words of refusal gently.

Xiaoqian was even more reluctant, and said: "Are you going to download it? Brother Jia, how much is your WeChat account? Let's add a friend, and we will climb up the score together in the future!"

"???" Qi Lelei immediately said, "Let's rest, we have class tomorrow, Xiaoqian will play next time."

Brother Qian has been downgraded to Xiaoqian, and then he kicked Xiaoqian out of the team, and then said to Li Jia in a pretentious manner: "Rest early!"

"Okay." The corners of Li Jia's lips twitched, "Go to bed early."

After that, Qi Lelei never played games with him for a small amount of money.

The sparring partner didn't know where he offended the boss, so he asked Han Lin and Ren Zian specifically.

After listening to the process described by the training partner, Han Lin said meaningfully: "Probably you are too enthusiastic, alas."

The sparring brother looked confused, is it wrong to be enthusiastic as a sparring partner?Beep beep.

However, the little brother who is a training partner can be regarded as a bright future, probably because Han Lin felt that he was too miserable and felt great sympathy, so he also took him under the banner, and two training partners brought one, so he could fly freely.