My Bamboo Horse is so hard to fuck

Qi Lelei sent Li Jia a Wechat message, asking to learn, but after sending it for a long time, he regretted it. He actually asked Li Jia for advice?

Qi Lelei buried his face in the paper, thinking in annoyance, hey, it's really embarrassing.

His hairy head was arching around the table.

Suddenly there was a knock on the window from the balcony, Qi Lelei looked up suspiciously, and saw Li Jia standing outside waving at him, the deep night and the warm yellow balcony lights intertwined on Li Jia, creating a hazy and beautiful scene Feel.

Qi Lelei stared blankly at the people outside the window.

Li Jia knocked on the window again, the soft sound was like raindrops falling on Qi Lelei's heart lake, causing a different ripple.

Qi Lelei opened the floor-to-ceiling windows, and the figures outside entered in a flash, Qi Lelei stared at Li Jia in a daze, and murmured: "Why do you think it's weird?"

"What's weird?" Li Jia entered Qi Lelei's room as if entering his own. He walked to Qi Lelei's desk and glanced at the test paper that Qi Lelei was writing. He didn't write what should be written on it, instead he scribbled a few This is very in line with Qi Lelei's style.

Qi Lelei tried hard to think about what the scene of Li Jia entering from the balcony was like.

After thinking about it, he finally remembered, didn't Brother Zhang tell the story of Romeo and Juliet when he was traveling in Europe last time, they met on the balcony!

Fuck!Incredible!

Counting today, he and Li Jia have already met on the balcony twice!

"I don't think I can tell you clearly on WeChat, so I just came here directly. What questions do you know?" After Li Jia asked, he found that Qi Lelei hadn't answered, so he looked over strangely. Seeing his tangled face, he was shocked and confused Standing there shyly in a daze.

Although Li Jia didn't know what Qi Lelei was thinking, but he was sure that he must be unconstrained and his mind was wide open.

Li Jia rolled up the test paper and tapped Qi Lelei on the forehead: "You still have a lot of questions to do, hurry up."

"Oh." Qi Lelei rubbed his forehead and corrected, "It's not that I didn't do many questions, but I didn't do one question."

Li Jia: "..."

Qi Lelei unfolded the test paper, glanced at "Li Miou" cautiously, and said, "Let's start with mathematics first."

Qi Lelei has a habit, when he eats cakes, he is used to eating the cake base first, then the cream, chocolate, and fruit on top of the cake; when eating buns, he eats the skin first and then the filling.

Obviously, he also brought this habit into his study, so he chose the most difficult mathematics first.

Li Jia and Qi Lelei have known each other for so long, so they naturally know that he has this habit, so just now Li Jia picked up the math test paper first, but...

Li Jia remembered another thing.

When Qi Lelei ate cakes when he was young, he tried his best to dig out the embryo of the cake with a spoon to eat. In the end, he felt that he could eat his favorite fruit, but the fruit chocolate on top collapsed because of the unstable center of gravity of the cake.

At the same time, Qi Lelei's expression also collapsed, and then he let out a cry of heaven and earth falling apart.

Li Jia didn't know why he suddenly recalled things from his childhood, but just recalling Qi Lelei's miserable appearance, he couldn't help laughing out loud.

Qi Lelei thought he was laughing at himself, and poked him angrily: "What are you laughing at, what's so funny, you have to correct your mentality when you tutor me, you know? You can't laugh at me."

Li Jia, who was not mocking Qi Lelei for not being able to do the questions, held back his smile and said, "Okay, let's start."

Li Jia explained the topic very carefully, and under his guidance, Qi Lelei did his math homework slowly.

"This question..." Qi Lelei wrote a few questions and then pointed to a fill-in-the-blank question.

Li Jia glanced at it, and was about to speak, but Qi Lelei hurriedly said: "Wait, wait, I feel like you told me about the solution to this question, let me recall it."

Qi Lelei's expression was like that before the release of a blockbuster film, wanting to spoil it but afraid of spoiling it.

"En." Li Jia propped her cheek with one hand, waiting patiently for him.

Qi Lelei scratched his hair for a while, poked at the tip of the pen for a while, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "I thought of it!"

After speaking, he immediately immersed himself in writing.

"Is it right?" Qi Lelei just got the answer, and immediately pointed it out to Li Jia.

Li Jia looked at him amusedly, thinking that he was like a kid offering treasures to adults, Li Jia glanced at the answer, and said, "That's right."

"Really!?" Qi Lelei's eyes became brighter, "Haha, then I'll continue."

Qi Lelei felt a sense of accomplishment, and became more active in doing the papers. He boasted while doing the questions: "I think I'm pretty good too."

"Just learn it and you'll be fine."

"It's not 100% met, it's at least [-]% or [-]% met." Qi Lelei boasted for a long time, but he didn't hear Li Jia respond to him. He stopped writing and gave Li Jia a meaningful look.

Li Jia understood quickly: "Well, I learned very quickly."

With Li Jia's affirmation, Qi Lelei finally stopped thinking about it, but happily wrote the questions with his tail up.

Li Jia looked at him dumbfounded, with tenderness in his eyes that he didn't realize.

With the support of Li Jia, a top student, Qi Lelei completed the homework with high quality.

After the remedial class was over, it was past twelve o'clock, Li Jia stretched his waist, this was probably the first time he stayed up so late for his studies, and it was not for his own studies, but for a little fool.

Li Jia stood up and said, "Give me back the paper."

"Oh, yes." Qi Lelei yawned a few times, and then returned the math paper he had just snatched to Li Jia.

Li Jia took the paper and checked it a few times.

Qi Lelei asked curiously: "What are you looking at?"

Li Jia teased him: "See if you corrected my test paper."

Qi Lelei said dissatisfied: "Who do you think I am?"

Li Jia folded the papers and put them in his pocket: "People with previous convictions."

Qi Lelei was at a loss for words, he had done such naive things before, when their homework was still written in pencil, Qi Lelei and Li Jia were at the time when conflicts broke out, he didn't like what Li Jia thought, so he secretly took Li Jia I worked diligently on my summer homework all night...

After the success, Qi Lelei's little trick was discovered by his father, and his father took him to the next door to apologize. At first, Qi Lelei was still curled up like a rooster's tail, vowing not to bow his head to the death.

Later, Li Jia was holding her summer homework, pouted her small mouth slightly, rubbed her eyes aggrievedly, neither cried nor complained, just pretended to be crying and pitiful.

Qi Lelei's collar was obviously still being held by his father, and he was in a dangerous state of "almost being beaten", but when he saw Li Jia was about to cry, he still poked Li Jia's face cheaply, looking for death He said, "Haha, you look like a little girl when you cry."

Li Jia wrinkled his nose, feeling even more sad, his eyes could no longer hold his tears, big tears rolled down.

Qi's father was furious, so he immediately pinned Qi Lelei in Li's garden and spanked his buttocks. Qi Lelei cried worse than Li Jia, and screamed louder than Li Jia, but it didn't help at all.

Li Jia's grandparents watched from the side, and hurriedly persuaded Qi's father, but Qi's father's strength did not weaken at all.

After the beating, Qi Lelei lay on the bed for three days, and what was even more tragic was that he endured humiliation and helped Li Jia make up for three days of summer homework.

At that time, Qi Lelei thought aggrievedly, in the future, he must avenge his butt revenge.

Of course, after many more years, he found that he could not take revenge on his ass, and the knots became more and more...

"I'm going back."

Li Jia's cold voice pulled Qi Lelei out of his memory.

"Oh." Qi Lelei saw Li Jia walking towards the balcony, "You still want to go from the balcony?"

"It's very convenient." Li Jia climbed onto the balcony.

Qi Lelei couldn't help reminding: "Be careful."

Li Jia paused for a moment, then lowered his head to look at Qi Lelei, only to see him looking at him worriedly.

Li Jia smiled, touched Qi Lelei's head, and said, "Go to bed early."

After finishing speaking, he jumped lightly, like a swift leopard, and easily jumped back to the balcony next door.

That chic figure was in stark contrast to Qi Lelei who was about to jump off the balcony just now.

But what Qi Lelei cared more about was Li Jia's smile just now, it was obviously light and shallow, but it hit his heart hard.

Li Jia looks better when she laughs than when she cries...

Qi Lelei had this idea inexplicably flashed in his mind, then he rubbed his nose resentfully and went back to the house.

He looked at the neat test papers on the table, and Li Jia's voice seemed to be answering the questions for him again, so delicate and gentle.

If Li Jia has a child in the future, she should be very patient and confident in tutoring the child.

Li Jia is very good in every subject, and should be able to do general tutoring.

Wow, then he can save a lot of tutoring money in the future.

It's not right, if it's Li Jia's child, he must follow him, and he should also study well.

Qi Lelei, who was lying on the bed, started to think wildly again, he didn't know why he kept thinking about Li Jia's child, anyway, thinking about it, he took "Li Jia's child" and fell asleep.

In the dream, he saw the adult Li Jia, with a taller figure and a more stern and calm face.

An adult Li Jia was standing in the yard playing with a child, and the child was giggling like crisp copper bells.

Qi Lelei heard the child calling "Dad" and "Dad" all the time.

Li Jia has a child?Qi Lelei couldn't help but approached, wanting to see what Li Jia's child looked like, only then did he realize that the child had curly hair.

The child suddenly looked at him.

Qi Lelei was in a daze, why does this child look a bit like himself?

Qi Lelei was wondering, when the child suddenly smiled sweetly at him, and shouted: "Papa Qi!"

That child not only has hair, but even eyebrows and eyes are somewhat similar to Qi Lelei's.

This child is a replica of little Qi Lelei and little Li Jia put together.

Qi Lelei was startled suddenly and woke up immediately.

Just then the alarm bell beeped.

Qi Lelei stared blankly at the ceiling for a long while, then stretched out his hand to turn off the alarm.

In the next few days, Qi Lelei kept staring at Li Jia's stomach.

At first Li Jia didn't want to bother him, but when Qi Lelei looked at his lower abdomen for the nth time and tried to touch it, he couldn't help it, stopped Qi Lelei's claws, and asked, "What are you looking at?"

Qi Lelei asked unprecedentedly: "Will you have children?"

Li Jia almost lost his breath. He just wanted to say to Qi Lelei, "Are you sleeping in biology class?", but before he could say anything, he thought that Qi Lelei might really be sleeping, so he didn't know for a while. I didn't know what to say, but Qi Lelei still didn't let him go, and continued to talk nonchalantly.

"I dreamed that you gave me a baby."

"boy!"

"Like you and like me!"

Li Jia: "..."

"Oh!" Qi Lelei screamed, "Why are you hitting me? It hurts, it hurts, help me!"

Li Jia couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed Qi Lelei in his arms, and rubbed it hard.

Qi Lelei's hair was suddenly messed up like a bird's nest.

It was time to do exercises between classes. When everyone saw the two of them fighting, they all showed loving eyes.

Li Jia from Class [-] and Qi Lelei from Class [-] started again.

Under Li Jia's fat beating, Qi Lelei never dared to mention the matter of having a child again, and he was also in the daily routine of "fishing for three days and posting on the net" and "not going to the house for three days". The mid-term exam is ushered in.

Because after the mid-term exam is the spring outing, the students don't know whether they are looking forward to the mid-term exam coming soon or not.

Although the midterm exam made everyone gloomy, Qi Lelei was looking forward to the midterm exam for the first time, and he really wanted to try the results of this make-up class.

The first subject was Chinese, and Qi Lelei was already good at it, so he didn't panic and turned to the last one to look at the composition topic.

"During our growth, we all received care and help from our friends. Please use 'friends' as the topic to write a narrative."

friend?

Li Jia's face suddenly flashed in Qi Lelei's mind, he hardly had to think carefully, his thoughts gushed out like spring water.

This is so good to write...

Qi Lelei pursed her lips, and wrote the composition first while the iron was hot. This was actually a dangerous move. The normal process of writing the paper is to write the topics that are easy to get points first, not the composition, because the composition points are too metaphysical.

But Qi Lelei couldn't control his prehistoric power, so he wrote the composition first.

Two days after the exam, the midterm exam results came out soon.

Qi Lelei's scores have improved significantly, especially his Chinese scores. He scored a high score of 58 in the composition. In addition to the high scores in the previous ones, he successfully reached the top of the single subject.

In the Chinese class, class teacher Zhou Yan emphasized Qi Lelei's rapid progress.

Zhou Yan: "This time, Qi Lelei has made the biggest improvement in grades in our class, and his average grade has increased by 5 points. I hope everyone can learn from Qi Lelei."

Under the teacher's boast, Qi Lelei proudly puffed out his chest.

Zhou Yan boasted to the end, and said, "Qi Lelei's composition score this time is very good. If it wasn't for the typos, I should be able to give full marks."

Hearing this, Qi Lelei coughed lightly in embarrassment.

Zhou Yan: "The advantage of this composition lies in its 'truth', I think I can share it with you"

Qi Lelei was stunned: "Teacher, no need."

Zhou Yan smiled and said: "I want you to, your composition is very real and vivid, I think it's all from your heart, we must keep this in mind when we write, avoid falsehood, start from the details and the truth That's the most touching."

"Student Qi, other Chinese teachers also like your composition very much. They all plan to read it in class and share it with their classmates."

"..." Qi Lelei hesitated to speak, no, don't, don't, teachers, please don't mess with me, won't the whole grade know that he wrote about Li Jia! ?

Zhou Yan didn't hear Qi Lelei's inner cry, but read with a friendly smile: "Qi Lelei's composition name is my 'most hated' friend."

"I have a friend, he is the first grade, everyone likes him, but I hate him."

At the same time, a class of classrooms happened to be a Chinese class, and a class of Chinese teachers read the composition loudly.

"My friend is serious, strict and cool. Although everyone likes him, but... hey, I feel that I still hate him." The Chinese teacher in class one read to the end, put down the test paper, and looked at Li Jia with a smile .

The other students also guessed who the "friend" in the composition was, and all cast their attention on Li Jia.

Li Jia: "..."

The author has something to say: Qi Lelei: No, I want to touch your head too, so it won't hurt you.

Li Jia: Yes, you can touch whatever you want, not only the top one, but also the bottom one.

Qi Lelei: ...