My Bamboo Horse is so hard to fuck

Qi Lelei entered the water too quickly, bursts of hot steam came out, making him a little dizzy, and he waited for a few seconds before he recovered.

After the colorful little stars in front of him were over, he saw Li Jia looking at him through the water mist, his expression was as silly as he could be, and it didn't fit Li Jia's temperament at all.

"Hello, Li Jia?" Qi Lelei called him.

Li Jia was still motionless, Qi Lelei felt that his dazed look was a memorable moment, so he hurriedly took the phone that was thrown aside, and took two photos of Li Jia with a "click" and "click".

Li Jia came back to her senses: "..."

Qi Lelei looked at the photos on the phone happily, and let out an indescribable laugh: "Hey!"

Qi Lelei, who was intoxicated and got Li Jia's still photo, was very happy. Suddenly he heard the sound of splashing water, and waves of water swayed towards him. Li Jia threatened, "Don't mess around! I have your photo now! If you dare to upset me, I will print your photo as a postcard and send it to the girls in our school."

Li Jia stood up slowly under the threat of his lack of deterrence, his strong waist was undoubtedly exposed, and his imaginative bottom...

Qi Lelei was stunned, and at this moment, there was also a "click" sound from the opposite side, and he realized that Li Jia had also picked up his phone to take a picture of him.

Li Jia shook the photos on the phone and said, "Everyone, each other."

"I'm just talking." Qi Lelei pouted, and swam to Li Jia's side.

Li Jia, who noticed him approaching, suddenly felt tense, feeling an indescribable tension.

However, Qi Lelei didn't feel his nervousness at all, instead he approached carelessly, pushing his furry head to Li Jia's face, wanting to check Li Jia's cell phone.

Li Jia lowered his eyes, just in time to see his slightly moist hair, and underneath his face and lips, which were softer than the hair. Li Jia opened his mouth, and it took a long time to spit out four words: "What are you doing?"

Qi Lelei heard that Li Jia's voice was a little hoarse, thinking that he was too hot after soaking in the hot spring for a long time.

"Check to see if you can take a good picture of me." Qi Lelei's upright tone was filled with a sense of righteousness that is invulnerable to all evil.

Li Jia: "..."

"Damn it!" Qi Lelei exclaimed suddenly, "You did a good job capturing it! Remember to send me this photo!"

Li Jia felt that Qi Lelei's ability to grasp key points was extraordinary and refined: "...I see."

After reading the photo, Qi Lelei naturally shifted his gaze down, and this shift happened to land on Li Jia.

What the hell! ! !

The level of this shit is higher than before, because it has three exclamation marks, which shows that Qi Lelei was really shocked.

Qi Lelei looked at himself again, then at Li Jia, and looked back and forth a few times, just when Li Jia couldn't help but want to hold his head, Qi Lelei finally made a move, he made a "hum" forcefully, and then stood up. Get up and walk out of the hot spring pool.

Li Jia was a little puzzled: "?"

"You stopped soaking?" Li Jia looked at the back of Qi Lelei climbing out of the hot spring.

Qi Lelei was not convinced: "I can't come in before you, but I can go out before you."

Naturally, he would not admit that it was because he was a little stimulated after comparing it there, and he didn't want to soak in the same pool with Li Jia anymore.

Li Jia: "...?" What's the comparison?

Just after coming out of the hot spring pool, Qi Lelei's skin was moist and pink, more beautiful than the snow in the Alps.

Li Jia slowly turned his eyes away, and his eyes fell on the distant snow mountain, but there was still pink shaking in his mind.

Qi Lelei wiped off the water on his body, put on the hotel bathrobe and entered the room with the clothes in his arms.

Although Qi Lelei was a little tired at first after the long journey and exhaustion, but after all, he was a young man, and he had just arrived in a strange environment, full of freshness, so after soaking in a hot spring, he regained his energy.

A heart that wants to go out to play is restless.

Qi Lelei put on new clothes, started to harass Li Jia, and shouted in the room: "Let's go out to play."

Li Jia: "..."

Qi Lelei came out and said, "Stop soaking, let's go skiing!"

Qi Lelei was lying on the balcony, broadcasting the latest developments to Li Jia anytime and anywhere: "I saw three people going out with snowboards again."

Li Jia didn't want to talk to Qi Lelei at first, but Qi Lelei kept talking beside him like a monk chanting scriptures. He couldn't take it anymore, so he could only compromise: "Let's go skiing."

After Qi Lelei succeeded, he happily prepared to go out.

At the same time, other people were already waiting downstairs in the hotel. Brother Zhang helped them arrange ski instructors. These four instructors could speak simple Chinese.

Qi Lelei and the others were eight people, so they were divided into groups of two. Han Lin didn't make fun of himself, and automatically formed a group with Ren Zi'an, Qi Lelei naturally formed a group with Li Jia, and the other two each brought their girlfriends.

There are dozens of cable cars and ski trails in the ski resort, and the grades of the ski trails are elementary, intermediate and advanced.

Among them, the level of skiing is also uneven, Li Jia, Fang Jun and Li Shangxiang are all good skiers, while Qi Lelei is a complete novice, and Qi Lelei is even better than Han Lin Ren Zi'an and the others. vegetable chicken.

Before going up the mountain, Li Jia reminded Qi Lelei: "You have a zero foundation, and the elementary ski trails here are more difficult than the domestic ones, or we will go to the easier ski trails."

Qi Lelei didn't believe in evil, and said disdainfully: "How difficult it can be, isn't it just stepping on two boards to slide and slide."

Before taking the snow mountain cable car, everyone put on the ski equipment with the assistance of the coach.

The coaches of Li Jia and Qi Lelei's group had a chat with them. Through the conversation, the coaches knew that Li Jia could ski and his English was very good.

The coaches were overjoyed, it was easy, at least where Chinese communication is not smooth, they can still use English.

But the coach never expected that Qi Lelei was almost "covered" by Li Jia along the way.

It's like wearing a ski suit.

Li Jia knelt down to help Qi Lelei check his equipment: "Can you move your toes?"

Qi Lelei moved and said, "Yes."

Li Jia: "Bend down and look, can the joints move freely?"

Qi Lelei bent over, then turned left and right: "It's ok, there's nothing uncomfortable."

Li Jia nodded: "Okay."

Then the two looked at the coach together.

The coach who didn't have a chance to speak from the beginning to the end: "...well, it's ok, it's great."

After all, the coach is only of Chinese descent. Although he can speak Chinese, his Chinese is only at the level of ordinary communication. It is almost impossible to compete with Li Jia for words.

After a group of people put on their ski clothes, they took the ski lift together with their skis in their arms.

On the cable car, you can have a panoramic view of the Alps, and Qi Lelei saw at first sight a person below who fell hard while skiing.

"..." Qi Lelei, who was afraid of pain, suddenly turned pale.

Then another person rushed down the snowy road, screaming, and fell hard. This person fell worse than the last person, and his whole body was covered in snow.

"..." Qi Lelei suddenly began to regret going up the mountain, he glanced at Li Jia who was next to him with a guilty conscience.

Li Jia seemed to have a heart-to-heart with him, and turned his head to look at him, then smiled.

This smile is bad no matter how you look at it.

Qi Lelei looked away awkwardly, he still remembered the Haikou that he boasted just now, now he can only be thankful that he is wearing goggles and a helmet, Li Jia should not be able to see the expression on his face.

After getting off the snow mountain cable car, Qi Lelei and the others put on the skis again under the guidance of the coach, and then followed the coach to do basic training. Li Jia has already mastered these basic movements, so he doesn't need to participate, and just does sparring on the sidelines.

Qi Lelei was like a toddler when he was just learning to ski, stepping on the skis, stepping forward step by step carefully.

The most common mistake for beginners is to step on the skis together. Qi Lelei has fallen for this reason several times, and every time he falls, he will be very depressed.

The coach comforted him: "It's okay, don't be sad, learning to ski is just a matter of falling and falling."

Qi Lelei whispered: "I'm not sad, I'm afraid of pain."

The coach couldn't hear what he said, but Li Jia understood, and he couldn't help laughing.

Qi Lelei cast a cold stare at him who was gloating. Qi Lelei, who was walking inattentively, almost fell again, but luckily the coach supported him.

"Be careful." The coach reminded: "When you fall, squat down as much as possible, and your buttocks fall to the side. It's too dangerous for you to fall forward like that."

With that said, the coach held down Qi Lelei's lower back.

Li Jia suddenly said: "Coach, let me train with him."

A question mark slowly appeared above the coach's head, but in the end he handed over the initiative to Li Jia.

Li Jia personally demonstrated to Qi Lelei, and I don't know if it was because of someone's strong self-esteem, following Li Jia to learn, Qi Lelei learned faster.

Soon, he was walking and gliding peacefully on snow.

After Qi Lelei learned some skills, his personality began to swell, and he insisted on trying formal skiing.

Skiing was originally honed by beating, so the coach didn't stop him, but Li Jia knew him better and wanted him to practice again.

"No, no, I think I'm pretty good!" Qi Lelei was a little overwhelmed mainly because he saw that Han Lin and the others were already on the snowy road.

Li Jia: "...OK."

When Qi Lelei really stood at the starting point of the snow path and looked down from the top, he suddenly panicked...

Just when he was hesitating, a black figure beside him rushed straight down, he was startled, only to realize that it was Li Jia.

In fact, there were many fast gliding figures on the snowy road, but his eyes were firmly caught by Li Jia from the beginning to the end. After reaching the finish line, Li Jia made a magnificent turn, stopped firmly, and then raised his ski pole towards him .

Qi Lelei gritted her teeth, waved the snowball fight, and rushed down.

The cold wind slapped his face, and the feeling of speeding made his adrenaline soar, and the surrounding scenery became blurred under the blessing of speed.

Under the stimulation of high-speed skiing, Qi Lelei couldn't remember anything in his mind. The skiing skills, how to stop, how to prevent falling, all flew away. His mind was as blank as this snow mountain.

Qi Lelei gradually slid out of the snowy path. He frantically fiddled with the ski poles in his hand, but the speed of sliding did not slow down, but became more skewed, and finally hit the protective snow nets on both sides of the snowy path.

Qi Lelei fell on his back, because the snowboard was stuck in the mesh of the snow net, so his whole body was hung on it.

After a while, he saw Li Jia sliding over, but in his field of vision, Li Jia was upside down.

Li Jia turned up the goggles, revealing a pair of narrow and beautiful eyes filled with an interested smile.

"Don't look, save me quickly." Qi Lelei hung upside down on the snow net in aggrieved manner, like a dried bacon for the New Year, no, it should be a small fresh meat, after all, he just hung it up.

Li Jia: "Pfft."

"Laugh, laugh fart!" Qi Lelei, who was hanging upside down, felt very uncomfortable, his face flushed red from the blood rushing to his brain.

Li Jia came up to support him, and at this time the coach also came over, and the two of them helped together, finally "taking" Qi Lelei off the snow net.

Qi Lelei, who was afraid of falling, was tidying up his clothes and asked, "Where is the easier snow track you mentioned?"

Li Jia couldn't laugh or cry: "Come with me."

Qi Lelei pursed his lips, followed Li Jia, and as he walked, he accidentally performed a flat fall on the spot. When his body lost his balance, Qi Lelei was startled, and subconsciously fell to the side.

Seeing this, the coach wanted to come over to help him up, but Li Jia moved faster than the coach, and helped Qi Lelei up first: "Be careful not to let the two skis cross when walking."

Qi Lelei: "Oh."

Li Jia boasted: "However, the posture you fell just now is very standard, which proves that you can protect yourself."

How to fall correctly is very important when learning to ski.

Qi Lelei was not comforted by Li Jia's words, he felt that Li Jia was making fun of him, so he patted Li Jia's leg with his ski pole.

The coach looked at their interaction: "..."

He didn't have any chance to perform from the beginning to the end, and he paid his appearance fee for nothing!

After Qi Lelei and Li Jia greeted the others, they changed to a different snow track. As soon as they got there, Qi Lelei felt something was wrong.

"Why are there so many children here?"

"Because this is the baby snow track."

"..." Qi Lelei was stunned for a few seconds before he came back to his senses. He yelled "Li Jia!!" fiercely, and then rushed towards him.

It's a pity that here is snow, and he has skis on his feet. His movements can no longer be as smooth as usual, but like a duck walking on land, he clumsily rushes towards Li Jia.

Li Jia smiled and waited for him at the same place. When he approached, Li Jia lightly moved the snowball fight, and he slipped away.

Qi Lelei, who was in the air, was stunned, looking at Li Jia who was smiling at him not far away, he suddenly felt extremely wronged.

Qi Lelei ignored Li Jia and practiced slowly on the snow.

Seeing this, Li Jia followed him again, reminding him from time to time: "Pay attention to your posture, and don't lean too far back."

Qi Lelei then stepped forward for a while.

Li Jia stepped forward and patted his tailbone: "The ass is raised, not to let you sit on the toilet. When you rushed down just now, the position of the buttocks was wrong, which caused the center of gravity to shift, and the strength of the two legs was unbalanced to slide out of the snow. road."

Qi Lelei glared at him, then raised his ass lightly: "Is this right?"

Yes, that's right, it's kind of weird.

Li Jia: "..."

Seeing that Li Jia didn't return to him, Qi Lelei thought he had done something wrong, so he raised his ass up: "Is this so? Why do I think it's wrong? Others are not in this position... Are you kidding me?"

As soon as Qi Lelei's words fell to the ground, Li Jia felt that one hand was holding his shoulder, the other was on his lower back, and she pressed down, and then helped him adjust the posture of the two tui , A clear voice rang in my ears.

"When going downhill, remember to lean your body and knees slightly forward. Keep this posture, and you won't fall so easily."

Li Jia spoke slowly, unable to hear too many emotions.

"Oh..." Qi Lelei did not doubt him, and continued to practice according to this posture.

After about 10 minutes, he was able to go up and down the baby snow track freely. When he landed perfectly on the snow track again, he couldn't help but shout at Li Jia.

"Li Jia Li Jia." Qi Lelei slid over excitedly, "Did I skate really well just now?!"

"Well, you can go to the elementary road tomorrow." Li Jia looked at the happy Qi Lelei, and suddenly felt a little pity, because it was on a snow mountain, so they were all wearing snow goggles and ski helmets, so he couldn't see Qi Lelei bright Eyes and soft fur.

"Okay! Let's go to the beginner skiing track tomorrow. I think skiing is very interesting. The main reason is that it doesn't hurt so much if you fall." Qi Lelei's tone was full of joy, like a happy bird.

Li Jia understands that when he says no pain, he means no blood, plus the cold weather, people's pain perception nerves will actually decline, as for whether it hurts, you will know at night, so don't cry when the time comes, but——

Li Jia thought about it carefully, Qi Lelei's crying appearance is actually not bad?

Qi Lelei patted his stomach and said, "I'm so hungry, let's go eat."

Li Jia nodded: "Okay."

At this moment, they realized that there was a ski instructor next to them, and they both looked at him together: "Where should we go for dinner?"

The ski instructor wants to cry but has no tears, but I am a ski instructor!After playing for a long time, the main problem is where to eat!Whoooo!

"For eating, there is a good restaurant nearby, and the price is also affordable. I usually go there to eat after taking the guests at the ski resort. I will take you there."

Qi Lelei said happily: "Okay, okay."

Li Jia said, "I saw that there is a landscape revolving restaurant on the mountain?"

Ski instructor: "...Yes."

"Revolving restaurant?" Qi Lelei became excited, "Let's go there to eat!"

Li Jia smiled: "Okay."

The ski instructor always felt that something was wrong, because the revolving restaurant is usually for couples...