My Bamboo Horse is so hard to fuck

Li Jia walked to the balcony, opened the French windows, and saw a panicked person hiding on the trash can downstairs, that person was Qi Lelei.

Seeing him come out, Qi Lelei was overjoyed: "Hurry up and call your duck back!"

Li Jia took a closer look, only to find that there was a muddy dog ​​with a happy tail wagging next to the trash can. It was the border collie he raised.

This dog is called Duck Dan.

When the two of them were in the sixth grade of primary school, the duck egg was just born with blue eyes, which looked like precious stones. Qi Lelei liked its eyes very much, so despite the obstruction of its owner Li Jia, he forcibly named it Baolan. Later, Baolan grew up and had dog eyes. The blue film on the eyes receded and turned into brown eyes. Qi Lelei felt cheated and was very sad, so he cried and told Li Jia not to call it Baolan.

Li Jia looked at Qi Lelei who was crying, and said "..." as usual.

At that time, Qi Lelei got a zero score in the mathematics test, which was unprecedented and never seen again. In order to commemorate Qi Lelei, Li Jia changed the dog's name to Duck Egg.

Since then, Li Jia has been calling "duck egg~" and "duck egg~" all day long, calling it a beautiful name, so that the dog can remember the new name.

Qi Lelei got angry, changed Li Jia's WeChat name to bastard, and even showed it to Li Jia, Li Jia did not show any weakness, changed Qi Lelei's WeChat name to Stupid on the spot, and showed it to Qi Lelei.

The two stared wide-eyed, and the two naive ghosts almost fought again.

Later, neither of the two made any concessions, and this WeChat note has been preserved to this day.

"Duck egg." Li Jia whistled and ordered, "Sit down."

Yadan listened to Li Jia's words very much, and sure enough, she squatted down and sat down.

Looking at Yadan's dirty face, Qi Lelei was still a little worried, and timidly said to Li Jia: "Come down and hold him."

Everyone says that Bian Mu is very smart, but the one raised by Li Jia is even worse. Qi Lelei sometimes wonders if it has become a smart animal, and it is a bit sluggish according to its owner's personality, so he is worried that the duck egg is just pretending to be obedient.

Li Jia: "..."

"Come down." Qi Lelei squatted on the trash can and was about to cry.

Li Jia looked at Qi Lelei's wronged Bala, and wanted to laugh, then he went downstairs under Qi Lelei's urging, when Duck saw him, he wagged his tail and wanted to pounce on him, Li Jia ordered: "Don't move."

The duck egg stopped immediately, and only its tail swept back and forth on the ground, showing its excitement.

Li Jia stepped forward to hold the duck egg's leash, touched it lightly with the tip of his toe, and asked strangely, "Why is it so dirty?"

The whole body of the duck egg was wet, and the dog hair kept dripping muddy water.

"God knows, I just came back with the courier and saw a dog sneaking around in front of your house. I felt a bit like a duck egg, so I barked casually..." Qi Lelei said aggrievedly.

Li Jia already guessed the ending based on his description...

"Then it looked back at me!" Qi Lelei's eyes widened, his eyes were full of undecided panic, "I can see his dog's eyes light up!"

Qi Lelei raised his hand to compare, and almost slipped off the trash can. He quickly squatted down again, and continued as if walking on thin ice: "It wagged its tail and jumped at me, oh my god! It's covered in mud, if I let it jump on it , How can I still do it?! I quickly climbed into the trash can."

Li Jia looked at him squatting on the trash can and described it vividly, thinking that you are also very agile.

Li Jia wanted to pat Duck's dog's head, but Duck's whole body was dirty and there was really no place to take pictures, so he could only scold, "Why are you so skinny?"

Yadan seemed to understand, and lowered his head.

Qi Lelei, who was squatting on the trash can, was stunned. For some reason, he had the illusion of being scolded by Li Jia.

What the hell is this? ? ?Why did he have this illusion?

At the end, he saw Li Jia raised his eyelids again, his light eyes swept towards him, and said, "Come down quickly."

"Grandpa and grandma are back?" Qi Lelei nodded, while chatting with Li Jia, he carefully got out of the trash can.

"Just arrived." Li Jia's grandparents took the dog to visit relatives before, and they just arrived home today.

Seeing Qi Lelei's movement, Yadan stretched out a dog's paw, startled Qi Lelei, slipped on the sole of his foot, and fell off the arc-shaped trash can. This fall threw himself on Yadan, and Yadan A body of mud came in close contact.

Seeing him fall, Yadan raised his front paws and pressed Qi Lelei's arm, as if he wanted to support Qi Lelei, but he did something bad with good intentions and made a cute paw print.

Li Jia: "..."

Qi Lelei: "..."

Qi Lelei got up in a daze, looked down at the mud marks on his home clothes, his face was full of grief.

Then Li Jia's chuckle came from above his head, he raised his head to look, and saw Li Jia Ming smiled, but he still pretended not to smile, but the slightly raised corners of his mouth revealed his "evil" thoughts.

Qi Lelei was furious from the heart, stood up and hugged Li Jia, and rubbed against him vigorously.

Li Jia didn't expect him to be such a rascal: "Qi Lelei???!!!"

Hearing his panicked voice, Qi Lelei was overjoyed, laughed hahaha, and hugged Li Jia even more happily: "Come on, let's get dirty together! Let you laugh at me!"

Li Jia wanted to push him away, but he was more rascal than a dog, and he pushed and hugged him more and more.

When Yadan saw it, he thought they were playing, so he happily circled around the two of them. The dog leash wrapped them around twice, completely trapping them.

"Fuck, you stupid dog, don't turn around." Qi Lelei realized something was wrong, and wanted to let Li Jia go in a rage.

Unexpectedly, the duck egg turned more and more happily, and the two were tied more and more tightly. The adult dog was very strong, and it walked around. The two people whose feet were tied by the dog rope were not paying attention, and fell together in the nearby flowers. .

Li Jia was next, Qi Lelei lay on top of him, the two fell dizzy and grinned in pain, while Ya Dan was still wagging his tail to watch the fun.

Qi Lelei supported the ground with one hand, and Li Jia's chest with the other, got up cursing, and then angrily pulled the duck egg over and was ravaged.

Anyway, his clothes are already dirty, and now he is purely giving up on himself.

"You stupid dog, I'll chop you up for cooking hot pot!"

Li Jia was placed under the quilt, first hit Qi Lelei's chest, and then was pressed by him, rubbed and fiddled with his body, plus a bunch of dog hairs flew around...

Li Jia lay on the ground with his elbows propped on the ground, looked at the person in front of him very, very helplessly, and sighed heavily.

Life with Qi Lelei is really crazy and difficult, but——

It's also very interesting.

Like a child, Qi Lelei played with duck eggs unscrupulously.

While playing, Qi Lelei was thrown down by the duck egg again, and fell into Li Jia's arms.

This fall also knocked Li Jia back to God from the emotion.

Qi Lelei leaned on Li Jia, looked up at him, under the fluffy and soft bangs were a pair of black and bright eyes, which seemed to be shining with moisture.

At that moment, something seemed to take root in Li Jia's heart. He felt that Qi Lelei like this was very cute, so cute that he wanted to be rubbed.

However, in the next second, Li Jia realized that it was his own illusion, because Qi Lelei scratched the dirty dog ​​hair with his hands, and then wiped it on his clean face.

Li Jia was startled.

Looking at his dazed expression, Qi Lelei laughed gleefully.

"..." Li Jia slowly understood and untied the dog leash wrapped around his feet, stood up, and looked at Qi Lelei coldly.

Against the light, Qi Lelei couldn't see his expression clearly, but instinctively felt something was wrong, and in the next second, this instinctive prediction was confirmed.

Under Li Jia's order, Qi Lelei was thrown to the ground by the duck egg and played wildly.

"Fuck, Li Jia, are you still human!"

"Quickly let the duck eggs open."

Li Jia looked at him condescendingly: "Am I, you know best."

"Woo!" Qi Lelei patted the ground in frustration.

After a few minutes, Duck was tired from playing, and Qi Lelei was also tired, so Li Jia let him go.

Then one person and one dog obediently followed Li Jia back home.

The dog is honest, but someone is still dishonest. He tried to sneak up on Li Jia from behind several times, but was restrained by Li Jia. In the end, Qi Lelei could only rub some dirt on Li Jia in dejection, in order to satisfy his childishness. revenge mentality.

Li Jia's grandparents were at home, and when they saw Qi Lelei entering the room, they were stunned: "Why did Leilei make it so dirty?"

Qi Lelei opened his eyes and said nonsense: "Li Jia did it."

"Jiajia, are you bullying Leilei again?" Grandma walked over distressed.

"Yes, yes, he was the one who bullied me." Qi Lelei hurriedly nodded and complained.

"Jiajia, don't bully Leilei, he is an honest boy." Grandma reminded.

"..." Li Jia felt that his grandma's filter was too thick, and Qi Lelei was honest?He looked at Qi Lelei beside him, Qi Lelei who was backed by his grandmother was grinning triumphantly at him.

"Understood." Li Jia responded lightly, then turned around and went upstairs.

Seeing this, Qi Lelei quickly followed: "Grandma, I'll go up first."

"Okay, Leilei, you have fun, if Jiajia bullies you, just tell us."

"Okay!" Qi Lelei was as happy as if he had won the sword of Shang Fang.

After Li Jia returned to the bedroom, he adjusted the home surveillance, and found that it was Yadan who untied the dog leash tied to the yard by himself, and then sneaked out to play over the wall with the dog leash in his mouth. After a few minutes, he rolled all over the mud When the water came back, just as it was about to climb over the wall and go home without anyone noticing, it met Qi Lelei who came back from picking up the courier...

What happened next was exactly as Qi Lelei described.

Qi Lelei was dumbfounded: "Your dog has really become a genius, so proficient, it seems to be a habitual offender."

"Looks like I need to change the leash for it." Li Jia was talking, when he saw Qi Lelei walking into his bathroom, "Where are you going?"

"You are responsible for the dirty ones. I want to use your bathroom to take a shower." Qi Lelei is stingy and doesn't take any losses, "Use your water and your bath... oh, if you don't use shower gel, then use it Your dirty soap."

Li Jia: "..."

Could you stop saying such a bad line.

**

In the blink of an eye, the mid-term exams came. In order to show the importance attached to the exams, the fifth middle school specially adopted the method of sitting across the whole school to arrange the exam seats.

Before school ended the day before the exam, some students who were responsible for sorting the seats had already started to put labels on the tables. Even the empty table next to Qi Lelei was also labeled.

There will be an exam tomorrow, but what everyone is discussing is not the upcoming midterm exam, but who is sitting next to them.

"The one sitting next to me is the monitor of the second class."

"The one sitting next to me is Yali!"

"The second class is particularly beautiful?"

"Yep."

In Class [-], Senior [-], there were discussions one after another.

Qi Lelei glanced curiously at the label paper on the table next to him. When he saw the name printed on the paper, he was stunned. What a coincidence?It's actually Li Jia?

"Qi Lelei, who's next to you?" Fan Sijie looked up curiously, "I'm going? He's a college bully?!"

Fan Sizie's voice attracted other students to watch. For a moment, Qi Lelei's position was like a giant panda in a zoo, and everyone took a look.

"Wow, Qi Lelei, you've made money. If you can get a few questions, it's the standard answer."

"What to aim at? It's not sitting side by side, but sitting face to face. It's hard to see the answer."

"Well, if it's sitting face to face, I'm worried that if I see Li Jia's face, I won't have the heart to take the exam."

"Hey! You are too nympho!"

The classmates started chatting and discussing.

Qi Lelei knew that Li Jia was sitting next to him, and his whole body lit up. He was very happy, so happy that even Qi Guanshan Gaoyue noticed his abnormality after returning home.

"Why does your son seem to be looking forward to the exam?"

"Yeah, didn't he used to languid as soon as he got the exam?"

Qi Guanshan Gaoyue and his wife looked at each other, feeling that after their son entered puberty, he became more and more incomprehensible.

And Qi Lelei, who was unpredictable to them, was preparing exam equipment in the bedroom.

He specially prepared two pencils, two erasers, and two sets of triangle rulers. He sharpened the pencils again and again to ensure that the pencils in the best condition were released.

Qi Lelei thought with joy that if Li Jia didn't bring these tools with him in the exam tomorrow, he could borrow them humbly from him, and of course he could lend them to him generously, and then he could mercilessly laugh at Li Jia for forgetting things and not having a long memory.

Hey!

Qi Lelei was very happy with his brain. Before going to bed, he checked all the test equipment to ensure that they were complete before going to sleep.

When he went to school the next day, Qi Lelei walked with carelessness, but when he left the house, he didn't see Li Jia, instead he saw a note pasted on the door.

I went to school first and tried my best in the exam——Li Jialiu.

What do you do best? !

Do you speak human words?

Qi Lelei felt that he was being mercilessly ridiculed, and he rubbed the ball of paper bitterly, but in the end, he didn't throw the crumpled paper into the trash can, but into his schoolbag.

When he arrived at the school, Qi Lelei was full of anticipation that he could take the exam with Li Jia, and then he waited and waited until all the students from other classes entered the arena, even the invigilator came, but Li Jia hadn't entered the arena yet.

Qi Lelei wondered, Li Jia wouldn't skip classes and miss exams, right?It's not in his character.

Just when the invigilator passed by, Qi Lelei asked him.

Qi Lelei raised his hand: "Teacher, Li Jia hasn't come yet."

"Li Jia, he doesn't take the midterm exam."

"Not participating?" Qi Lelei was taken aback, "Why?"

"Don't you know?" the invigilator asked strangely. He had heard that Qi Lelei and Li Jia were childhood sweethearts, so he thought he knew about it. The invigilator smiled and said with Yourong, "Li Jia entered the competition last After the finals, I followed the instructor to the finals this morning."

Qi Lelei: "..." No wonder Li Jia left him a note this morning and didn't come to school with him.

Qi Lelei's original little idea came to nothing, and he glanced out of the window absently, just in time to see Li Jia and another classmate who participated in the finals were carrying their schoolbags, and were preparing to leave the school with the instructor.

As if in agreement, Li Jia suddenly stopped and looked back at the Class [-] classroom, and sure enough, he saw Qi Lelei's little head standing by the window, looking listless.

He waved to Qi Lelei.

The warm morning light spilled from the gaps in the leaves and shone on Li Jia's body, inlaid with a layer of gold.

Although Qi Lelei didn't want to admit it, but he had to say that this kind of Li Jia was so beautiful that people couldn't take their eyes off it, like the bright spring light shining directly into the bottom of people's hearts.

When Li Jia left the school, Qi Lelei looked away sullenly. As he was writing the paper, his eyes would involuntarily fall on the table next to him. Li Jia's name was still there, but he was far away.

Because Li Jia didn't take the mid-term exam, Qi Lelei, who had been secretly preparing for the whole night, was completely wasted. During the day's exam, he would lie on the desk and write the papers.

Before the next day's exam, Qi Lelei sat in Li Jia's place bored, scribbling and drawing on his name slip.

"Qi Lelei."

"Huh?" Qi Lelei raised his head, and saw that it was a girl from class one and a girl from class two.

In the examination room of their class, there is a class [-] and a class [-], so it is not surprising that people from other classes come.

The two girls push me, I push you, and finally they hesitated together: "We have something to ask you..."

"Oh." Qi Lelei said clearly, "Is it about Li Jia?"

The two girls didn't expect him to guess it, and they were all taken aback: "You heard that too?"

"What did you hear?" Qi Lelei asked in confusion, but he has long been used to it. In the past, girls often came to ask him about Li Jia's hobbies, time updates, etc., so he said, "You guys ask."

"Some people say that Li Jia's parents are in jail..."

As soon as the two girls finished speaking, Qi Lelei felt that the class seemed to be quiet, and several people looked at him. It seemed that the rumor had spread to the whole school before he knew it, but there was no one in class seven. He didn't know until he discussed it in front of his face.

Qi Lelei sat up straight, and asked fiercely: "Why do you spread such rumors?"

Qi Lelei's reputation in other classes is not good. Everyone says that his family is rich, he bullies teachers and classmates, and his behavior is so surly and arrogant that the director can't control him. A girl was frightened.

"No, no...it's not what we said..."

"That's right, we just heard about it..." The two girls hastily denied it.

Fan Sizjie and Zhao Fei who were nearby also heard what was going on here, so they came over and whispered to Qi Lelei: "It seems that someone saw Li Jia's family file, and the column for parents was blank, and then they curiously asked your junior high school students. Someone inquired and said that no one had seen his parents when he was in junior high school, so..."

Qi Lelei pursed his lips, and said: "Is there someone still saying that he is an orphan? That he is the child of Xiaosan?"

Qi Lelei's angrily glanced at the students in the examination room, who were a little afraid to look up.

It seems that there is such a saying, Qi Lelei never expected that this kind of nonsense would follow from junior high school to high school, and scolded out of anger: "It's all nonsense!"