My Bamboo Horse is so hard to fuck

Office of the Dean of Education.

Director Zha's face was gloomy, and he walked back and forth in the office with his hands behind his back: "Dad? Dad???"

Qi Lelei's heart skipped a beat when Director Cha read it: "Director Cha, don't call me that, I'm flustered."

Director Zha was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that he had made a slip of the tongue and had taken advantage of Qi Lelei, so he patted the table angrily: "Qi Lelei, be serious!"

"You yelled so loudly just now, why? Do you want all the teachers and students in the school to regard you as your son!"

"No, no need." He only wanted Li Jia to be his son, and he couldn't care less about having so many other sons.

"Do you know that your behavior today has an extremely bad impact! Usually, you call me brother, brother, father and son, and I don't care about you, but that's the school broadcast! The whole school is listening!" Director Zha was heartbroken.

Qi Lelei didn't refute, she lowered her head obediently and listened to the scolding honestly.

After about seven or eight minutes, Director Zha finally started to make a concluding statement.

"Write me a self-criticism, and you will read the self-criticism on the radio in the afternoon."

There are two school broadcasting times in No. [-] Middle School, one is at [-]:[-] in the morning and the other is at [-]:[-] in the afternoon, but the afternoon time is mainly to play soothing music.

Qi Lelei: "Ah...do you still want to read?"

Director Zha squinted at him: "Don't you like to read?"

"Oh, okay."

"I will inform your parents about this."

Qi Lelei's eyes widened, and he stammered: "Don't, don't!"

Director Zha blew his beard and stared, and imitated him and said, "You want what you want."

Qi Lelei suddenly discovered that Director Zha is quite funny, except for the fact that he loves to call his parents: "Okay, then I'll go back to class first?"

The reason why he is so straightforward is because his parents are not in the country now, and Director Zha can't contact his parents at all.

Director Zha waved his hands tiredly: "Go, have a good class and stop being mischievous, you know?"

"Understood." Qi Lelei walked halfway, then turned around and asked worriedly, "Will senior sister be involved in this matter?"

Weng Jing is the person in charge of the school's radio station, and if there was an accident on the radio, Qi Lelei would feel guilty if the teacher held her accountable.

Director Zha took a look at Qi Lelei in surprise, he always felt that this student was very naughty, he was just a playboy, but he didn't expect that it was not all like this, Director Zha said: "It's enough to treat you alone."

Hearing this, Qi Lelei felt relieved.

He went out of Director Zha's office, thinking about Director Zha's going to sue, he lifted his mind just now, took out his mobile phone and started checking the flight.His dad went to a place where no shit is done this time for research, and there are only two round-trip flights there every day.He wanted to find out when his father was most likely to come back, so he could ask his mother for help from the sidelines.

Qi Lelei lowered his head to look at his phone, didn't pay attention to the road, and bumped into a person inadvertently.

"You haven't grown..." He raised his head and was about to scold, but saw that the person blocking him was Li Jia, "Why are you?"

There are more than ten stairs behind Li Jia, if he hadn't blocked it, Qi Lelei might have stepped on it, but now Qi Lelei is so focused on checking the flight that he didn't notice this small detail.

Qi Lelei continued to look at the flight information on his mobile phone: "Did you not go to class?"

Li Jia didn't answer the topic, but asked, "What's going on?"

"It's nothing, Lao Zha asked me to write a self-criticism and read it on the radio for the whole school in the afternoon." Qi Lelei said with a smile, "Twice a day on the radio, I'm awesome!"

"..." Li Jia didn't know whether Qi Lelei was in a good mood or heartless.

"He still wants to sue my parents, but..." Qi Lelei couldn't help laughing, "I checked just now, and the tickets to go back to China are fully booked today and tomorrow, so my dad can't come back!"

To settle accounts, we need to strike while the iron is hot. In a few days, the day lily will be cold.

Li Jia reminded him who was overjoyed: "Your father has a private jet."

Qi Lelei was taken aback, how could he forget about this!He struggled for a while: "The weather is bad these days, maybe the plane is not suitable for landing."

"The pilot your father hired was Russian."

There are many examples on the Internet of how strong the pilots of the fighting nation are, and Qi Lelei certainly knows it.

In short, in the wind and rain, if your own father comes back to beat you up, there is nothing you can do to stop him.

"..." Qi Lelei, who just thought he had escaped a catastrophe, began to panic. Just then his cell phone rang. When he saw it, he was frightened on the spot, and he couldn't speak well, "My dad's phone number."

Li Jia patted him on the shoulder.

Qi Lelei immediately turned off his phone, and after two days of fear, he found that his father hadn't contacted him since the last phone call. He felt that this matter might have passed, and his arrogant little tail gradually raised.

When he came home on Wednesday, Qi Lelei started to walk with the wind, but when he got to the door of the house in a hurry, he saw his father standing in his yard with a stern face, his gloomy eyes seemed to stare him out of two holes.

Qi Lelei's adrenaline secreted rapidly, without even thinking about it, he immediately crawled into the courtyard of Li Jia's house next door.

"Stinky boy, come out!" Qi Guanshan is too old to climb the fence, not to mention that this is the yard of the Li family, and his son is ignorant and trespasses without permission. Sample?

Qi Lelei knew that his father would definitely not come in, so he stood inside with peace of mind: "Hey, come in."

"You brat, you have the ability to stay in there for the rest of your life and don't come out!"

"If you don't go out, you won't go out! I'll just live here!" Qi Lelei sat down on the grass.

"Live here? You are willing to live, but the Li family is still unwilling to accept it. Don't make trouble, come out for me."

"I don't, I have to wait for my mother to come back! Anyway, if you dare to kill me, don't dare to kill my mother!"

"Hey, do you know how to find reinforcements?"

"Yes! I want my mother to see you drive her precious son out and live in a kennel outside." Qi Lelei pointed to the kennel in the corner of the garden, it was where Li Jia's dog lived, but during this time the dog lived After being taken away by Li Jia's grandparents to visit relatives, the kennel became empty.

Qi Guanshan became angry: "Don't tell me such nonsense! What kind of kennel do you live in? When did I let you live in a kennel? Come out!"

When Li Jia came back from the supermarket, he happened to see the father and son confronting each other through the gate of his house. Qi Lelei even threatened to live in his kennel, and then the conversation between the father and son turned into "Come out!" I don’t, come in if you have the ability!” mechanical cycle.

Li Jia found an appropriate opportunity to interject into the conversation between the father and son: "Hello, Uncle."

When Qi Guanshan saw that it was Li Jia who had returned, a smile appeared on his originally stern face: "Oh, it's Xiao Jia."

Then, Li Jia opened the door of his own yard expressionlessly. The father and son were stunned. After Li Jia took a step forward, he turned around and asked politely, "Uncle, would you like to come in for a cup of tea?"

Qi Guanshan: "..."

Qi Lelei: "..."

Qi Lelei jumped three feet high, and ran towards the backyard while cursing: "I hate you! Li Jia, you bastard!"

When Qi Guanshan heard that his mouth was not clean, he became even angrier: "Stinky boy, you dare to curse like this in front of me? Every day, who are you talking about?"

Qi Guanshan didn't get angry, and chased after him with ferocious steps.

Li Jia looked at the lively backs of their father and son, and felt that most of Qi Lelei's character was inherited from Qi Guanshan.

After a while, Li Jia heard Qi Lelei's screams coming from the backyard, it didn't sound like he was being beaten.He paused on his way home, but finally couldn't hold back his curiosity and walked towards the backyard.

I saw Qi Lelei sitting outside the backyard in a state of embarrassment, with a few bruises and blood red faintly visible on his face and arms. It turned out that he accidentally fell off the fence just now.

Qi Guanshan panicked: "Leilei, are you okay?"

Qi Lelei was sitting on the ground, his head was covered with broken grass and dead leaves, and his fair face was also smeared with mud. He felt that every bone in his body was hurting now, but he also felt that he was such a big person It was too embarrassing to be in pain, so he was trying to endure it.

But after holding back again and again, Qi Lelei finally couldn't hold back, and wailed: "It hurts so much!"

Li Jia also wanted to hold back, but she couldn't hold back either, and laughed out loud.

Later Qi Lelei was sent to the hospital by Qi Guanshan, and Li Jia, as the owner of the yard, also obliged to accompany him there.

Fortunately, except for some scratches and bleeding, Qi Lelei didn't hurt his muscles and bones. The doctor prescribed medicine to let him go back to rest. Just be careful not to touch the wound with water for a few days.

Because of this accident, Qi Guanshan not only lost his anger, but also felt very distressed. On the way home from the hospital, he sat in the passenger seat and kept scolding Qi Lelei: "Can such a high fence be turned over casually? You said you You are already stupid, but what if you fall even more stupidly?"

"Your mother and I are so smart, we don't even know who you picked up."

"yours."

Qi Guanshan couldn't refute, he couldn't blame his wife, so he accepted the blame, thought for a while, and then asked: "When your mother asks, you know how to answer, right?"

"I know, I definitely don't say that my dad chased and shouted to beat me, causing me to fall into the hospital, but I accidentally fell." Qi Lelei, who was sitting in the back seat, started to wantonly die again.

"You..." Qi Guanshan was angry, but the little braid was in his son's hands. He sighed, turned on the phone and transferred Qi Lelei a considerable amount of "hush money".

Li Jia watched the father and son sing together, it was even more exciting than talking about cross talk. His parents were not around all year round, so he liked and envied the lively and harmonious family atmosphere of the Qi family.

Qi Guanshan comforted his son with a powerful money offensive, and said to Li Jia: "Jiajia, you have worked hard tonight, originally I should have brought Leilei to apologize to you this time, but in the end there was a lot of trouble, and it became you to accompany me We went to the hospital."

"Uncle, it's okay, don't blame Xiaolei, he misunderstood me before, and now we are friends."

Qi Lelei responded furiously: "Who the hell is your friend."

"You child!" Qi Guanshan said, picking up the phone and making another operation.

When Qi Lelei's phone rang, he saw that his father had deducted his pocket money - Qi Lelei's card was Qi Guanshan's secondary card, so Qi Guanshan could easily transfer the money in his card.

Li Jia: "Uncle, don't give birth..."

"Stop talking, your words are precious, friend!" Qi Lelei held Li Jia down, smiling very sincerely, "Hey, friend, friend."

Li Jia also smiled sincerely at him: "Yes."

Qi Guanshan nodded in satisfaction, and said kindly: "Today you are tired from working with us all night, so come down to Uncle's house for dinner. Uncle has asked Auntie to prepare the meals."

Li Jia: "Thank you uncle."

Qi Guanshan watched Li Jia grow up and knew that he had always had this kind of personality, so he didn't take his indifference at ease.

At this time, Qi Lelei's cell phone beeped, and his "hush money" arrived.He hastily approached Li Jia and said, "Let me show you how many zeros I have in my pocket money. Here, count them."

He was still rubbing medicine on his face, and when he approached, a cool smell of medicine rushed into Li Jia's nose.

Li Jia didn't look at how many zeros there were in his phone, but just paid attention to the smirk on his face, just his way of smiling...

"Hiss." Qi Lelei laughed too far, pulling the wound on his face, gasping for air in pain.

Li Jia: Of course.

The three of them returned home and had dinner, when Qi Guanshan had a work call. This time he was rushing back to China, so he had a lot of work to do.He handed the medicine to Li Jia: "Xiao Jia, I'll answer the phone first, I don't know when we're going to talk about Leilei's medicine, please give him some medicine."

Qi Lelei also has an injury on his back, he can't wipe it off himself, so he can only rely on others.

Li Jia felt that Qi's father's tone was heavier than Tuo Gu's, so he nodded: "Okay."

Li Jia took the medicine, went into Qi Lelei's bedroom, and found that he was already lying on the bed.

Qi Lelei sniffed, tears streaming down her face: "It hurts, take it easy."