My Bamboo Horse is so hard to fuck
Chapter 21 The Desperate Little Sand Sculpture
Hearing Qi Lelei's complaints, Li Jia's forehead twitched, feeling that Qi Lelei was really a disaster in his life, the people under him# always moved around, Li Jia's endurance was at its limit.
"Fuck! Don't move there!" Qi Lelei twisted her waist in a panic, "Get up, don't press me down."
As a result, as soon as he finished speaking, Li Jia pressed him into his clothes, and the clear fragrance enveloped him.
His breath was full of Li Jia's smell, and this realization made his scalp tingle.
Qi Lelei struggled: "Ummmm..."
"You don't move."
The soft drinking sound from the top of the head maintained the usual indifference, but the sound was like a taut string, as if something was being suppressed.
Qi Lelei could clearly feel little Li Jia moving, and now he really didn't dare to move around, and lay there obediently with a stiff body, after a while, the pressure on him disappeared.
Turning his head, he saw Li Jia lowered his eyes, pursed his lips indifferently, his eyes were full of calmness and self-control.
This kind of Li Jia made Qi Lelei feel a little apprehensive, but he would not admit it, he sat up, rubbed his waist, and muttered forcefully: "Why are you so heavy, people will crush you."
Li Jiading stared at him for a long time, and said, "Clean up my closet before leaving."
Qi Lelei frowned: "Why?"
"Why do you say?" Li Jia kicked his calf with a sullen face.
What are the advantages of having a childhood sweetheart for so many years?
That is, Qi Lelei can keenly read from Li Jia's few expressions whether he is really angry or just doesn't care about you.
For example, now, Qi Lelei can feel that if he doesn't help Li Jia tidy up his closet today, he might have to confess here.
"Okay, tidy it up." Qi Lelei has always been very flexible, as he spoke, his eyes subconsciously glanced at Li Jia's waist.
This time the feeling is a little clearer than last time, it doesn't seem to be too big, if he works hard, he can still surpass it.
Qi Lelei rolled his eyes, and his thoughts were all written on his face.
"..." Li Jia felt that he was too unscrupulous, and also too good-looking, "Don't think about what you have or what you don't have."
After speaking, Li Jia walked out of the cloakroom.
"You're just afraid that I'm older than you!" Qi Lelei's laughter caught up with him from behind.
Li Jia took a deep breath and silently told herself not to be angry.
After about ten minutes, Qi Lelei's voice came from the direction of the bedroom door again.
"I've tidied up, let's go first."
Li Jia hummed, and a few seconds later, he suddenly felt that something was wrong. According to Qi Lelei's personality, he had suffered such a great humiliation - tidying up the cloakroom, this guy would never go back so easily.
He immediately walked into the cloakroom, and saw that the scattered clothes were all folded into bows by Qi Lelei.
The emotions in Li Jia's light-colored eyes were turbulent, but they calmed down after a while, and finally revealed a strategizing smile.
The next night, Qi Lelei came to the door again.
"What?" Li Jia leaned lazily at the door, blocking it domineeringly.
Qi Lelei touched his nose embarrassingly: "The maintenance personnel haven't come yet, so I have to borrow it today."
Li Jia already guessed yesterday that these two days are weekends, and it is impossible for the maintenance personnel to come so fast.
Li Jia said briskly, "Okay."
Qi Lelei was suspicious: "You promised so fast?"
"Come in." Li Jia backed away to make way for him.
Qi Lelei felt uneasy: "You don't want to put cold water in my shower, do you?"
"will not."
"You won't sneak a photo of me, will you?"
"will not."
"No...you won't be that me again, right?" Qi Lelei was very worried about his ass.
"..." Li Jia didn't answer this time.
Seeing him hesitate, Qi Lelei was startled: "Why don't you come back in seconds!?"
Li Jia stepped forward to close the door.
When the door of Li's house was closed, Qi Lelei hurried in and said with a smile: "I'm just kidding, I know what happened yesterday is a normal reaction, you don't really covet me, can I use your bathroom?"
Li Jia: "Yes."
After Li Jia entered the bedroom, he pushed open the door of the cloakroom on the right, and said to Qi Lelei, "How did you fold it yesterday, you will unpack it today, when will it be unpacked and stacked neatly, and when will you take a shower."
Qi Lelei: "..."
"unwilling?"
Qi Lelei glanced at the bathroom door opposite, and after thinking for a few seconds, he endured the humiliation and said, "Okay!"
He said so, but he was actually thinking in his heart, Li, you'd better pray, don't come to my place to borrow the bathroom someday!
His grunting expression fell into Li Jia's eyes, but Li Jia didn't care, that fool Qi Lelei was just a fake monkey dancing the golden cudgel, always beating himself.
Qi Lelei sat on the ground and folded Li Jia's clothes while saying: "The principal said that he is very satisfied with the garden renovation, so let us discuss it and see who will come on stage next Monday to share our experience."
"For this garden renovation, although I contributed a lot of money and energy, and you only contributed a little, I'm not such an unreasonable person. We have a discussion and a capacity."
After he finished speaking, he secretly observed Li Jia's expression.
Li Jia couldn't help laughing when he saw how well he said it. He didn't know who said "anything is fine" and "let me do it" was written all over his face.
"Go on."
Qi Lelei's eyes lit up: "Really?"
"Yeah." Li Jia had a smile in his eyes, "Anyway, there are plenty of opportunities for me to be on stage."
Qi Lelei was stunned for a moment, and it took half a second to realize the meaning of Li Jia's words. He was so angry that he threw his clothes over: "I won't kill you."
With sharp eyes and quick hands, Li Jia caught his own clothes, and then heard Qi Lelei scream. It turned out that he raised his hand too much just now, and knocked down all the clothes he had just folded.
Qi Lelei sat in the sea of clothes with a dazed expression, like a goose.
Li Jia folded the clothes in his hands slowly, handed them to Qi Lelei, and comforted him: "The speed can be much faster if you do it again, after all, you are proficient."
"..." Qi Lelei feels very uncomfortable now.
After working for half an hour, Qi Lelei finally finished folding Li Jia's clothes, and then in order to get revenge, he deliberately washed for an hour, and when he finished washing, he was dizzy from the heat.
Li Jia looked at his blushing face and blurred eyes, and worried, "Are you okay?"
"Very good." Qi Lelei puffed out his chest.
Li Jia looked at the pajamas he was wearing backwards, and felt that he was probably not well...
Qi Lelei noticed that Li Jia's gaze was on him all the time, so he lowered his head to take a look, only to realize that the clothes were worn backwards.
Qi Lelei argued: "This is a new way of dressing."
"Oh." Li Jia looked back at the computer again.
In order to prove that he was sober, Qi Lelei said: "I've already written down my experience, and I've almost recited it, you'll know if I'm good or not when I recite a paragraph for you!"
Li Jia's gaze shifted from the computer screen to Qi Lelei, and he said amusedly: "So what is the 'communication and quantity' just now? You have been working hard all day to memorize it."
"Uh... why are you talking so much nonsense, do you listen?"
"No." Li Jia continued to play League of Legends.
Qi Lelei said arrogantly: "You have to listen."
After finishing speaking, he began to recite the manuscript aloud, repeating it by heart, and peeked at the manuscript when he couldn't think of it.
Seeing that he was well prepared, Li Jia obviously came prepared. He said it was a multiple-choice question, but in fact there was no other answer at all. You have to listen to it, or you have to listen to it.
Qi Lelei's voice has the clean and freshness unique to teenagers, but what he didn't know was that as he was memorizing the manuscript, Li Jia's friends in the game were already laughing and typing in the game channel one after another.
Please call me Germanium Nickel Uranium Sulphur: Is this the voice of Li Jia, that idiot?
Don't ask me for the correct answer: Li Jia is the only one who can come to see Li Jia at night.
The correct answer is C: What can he memorize, composition for primary school students?
These people who typed were all known by Li Jia when he participated in the competition before, and they all liked to play games, so they formed a group and usually made an appointment to have a chat.
Qi Lelei also knew them, but because every time he was with them, his IQ would be crushed, so Qi Lelei seldom played with them.
Qi Lelei also saw the words typed on the computer screen when he was wearing a vest, so he grabbed Li Jia's microphone and prepared to swear passionately.
"..." Li Jia was wearing a neck-mounted earphone, and the microphone was right next to his face, so when Qi Lelei snatched the microphone, his entire face was stuck to it.
At a distance of Chi Chi, Li Jia could clearly see every inch of his face, which was so flawless that there were almost no pores.
Qi Lelei was almost close to Li Jia's face, cursing at the few people in the computer: "I'll fuck you, who are you calling stupid, who are you talking about elementary school students? I am a freshman in high school this year, and I am an adult now."
Every time he said a word, his warm breath sprayed on Li Jia's face.
Li Jia hardly needed to move her eyes to see the opening and closing of his rosy lips.
Li Jia: "..."
Everyone: Hahahahahahaha!
Everyone was very happy, only Li Jia was speechless, he took back the dominance of his microphone: "I'll play first, you guys play."
After speaking, he withdrew from the game team.
Qi Lelei stood up straight, and began to recite his heart again. Although he was stuttering, he recited it from the beginning to the end. After he recited it, he asked expectantly: "How did I go?"
"Not bad." Li Jia didn't leave his eyes from the computer.
Qi Lelei kicked his chair: "You didn't listen at all, did you?"
Li Jia glanced at him, and recited without any ups and downs, "The sky is clear and the air is clear, and the wind is breezy. Last week, Li Jia and I from Class [-]..."
"Okay, okay, I know you listened." Qi Lelei waved his hands hurriedly and complained, "Why do I read it so nicely, and you are so ashamed to read it?"
Li Jia: "..." It's shameful that you wrote the composition for primary school students.
Qi Lelei said seriously: "I'll recite it again before going to bed tonight, I heard that the memory is good before going to bed."
Li Jia glanced at Qi Lelei in surprise, he remembered that the weather forecast said it would rain on Monday, so he couldn't bear to see Qi Lelei's happy look.
For the first time he hoped the weather forecast would be wrong.
It is a pity that now that technology is advanced, the accuracy of weather forecast is quite high.
It started raining early Monday morning with no signs of clearing up.
On the way to school, Qi Lelei has been languid, not even in the mood to fight the rain with Li Jia, you must know that every time it rains before, he will act like a crazy demon, disturbing Li Jia's peace.
He drooped his head and didn't look at the road. He just followed Li Jia all the time. As he walked, he followed Li Jia's class into the teaching building.
Li Jia looked at him in a daze, and sighed helplessly: "Qi Lelei?"
Qi Lelei came back to his senses: "Huh?"
Li Jia pointed to the opposite teaching building: "Your class is over there."
Qi Lelei stared blankly at this side, then at the other side, as if he just realized it.
"Oh, it's time to go to school." He scratched his hair and walked towards his class.
Li Jia stared at his back as he walked into the rain, his dejected appearance was somewhat pitiful.
After a few seconds of silence, Li Jia didn't enter the classroom, but walked quickly in another direction holding an umbrella.
"Fuck! Don't move there!" Qi Lelei twisted her waist in a panic, "Get up, don't press me down."
As a result, as soon as he finished speaking, Li Jia pressed him into his clothes, and the clear fragrance enveloped him.
His breath was full of Li Jia's smell, and this realization made his scalp tingle.
Qi Lelei struggled: "Ummmm..."
"You don't move."
The soft drinking sound from the top of the head maintained the usual indifference, but the sound was like a taut string, as if something was being suppressed.
Qi Lelei could clearly feel little Li Jia moving, and now he really didn't dare to move around, and lay there obediently with a stiff body, after a while, the pressure on him disappeared.
Turning his head, he saw Li Jia lowered his eyes, pursed his lips indifferently, his eyes were full of calmness and self-control.
This kind of Li Jia made Qi Lelei feel a little apprehensive, but he would not admit it, he sat up, rubbed his waist, and muttered forcefully: "Why are you so heavy, people will crush you."
Li Jiading stared at him for a long time, and said, "Clean up my closet before leaving."
Qi Lelei frowned: "Why?"
"Why do you say?" Li Jia kicked his calf with a sullen face.
What are the advantages of having a childhood sweetheart for so many years?
That is, Qi Lelei can keenly read from Li Jia's few expressions whether he is really angry or just doesn't care about you.
For example, now, Qi Lelei can feel that if he doesn't help Li Jia tidy up his closet today, he might have to confess here.
"Okay, tidy it up." Qi Lelei has always been very flexible, as he spoke, his eyes subconsciously glanced at Li Jia's waist.
This time the feeling is a little clearer than last time, it doesn't seem to be too big, if he works hard, he can still surpass it.
Qi Lelei rolled his eyes, and his thoughts were all written on his face.
"..." Li Jia felt that he was too unscrupulous, and also too good-looking, "Don't think about what you have or what you don't have."
After speaking, Li Jia walked out of the cloakroom.
"You're just afraid that I'm older than you!" Qi Lelei's laughter caught up with him from behind.
Li Jia took a deep breath and silently told herself not to be angry.
After about ten minutes, Qi Lelei's voice came from the direction of the bedroom door again.
"I've tidied up, let's go first."
Li Jia hummed, and a few seconds later, he suddenly felt that something was wrong. According to Qi Lelei's personality, he had suffered such a great humiliation - tidying up the cloakroom, this guy would never go back so easily.
He immediately walked into the cloakroom, and saw that the scattered clothes were all folded into bows by Qi Lelei.
The emotions in Li Jia's light-colored eyes were turbulent, but they calmed down after a while, and finally revealed a strategizing smile.
The next night, Qi Lelei came to the door again.
"What?" Li Jia leaned lazily at the door, blocking it domineeringly.
Qi Lelei touched his nose embarrassingly: "The maintenance personnel haven't come yet, so I have to borrow it today."
Li Jia already guessed yesterday that these two days are weekends, and it is impossible for the maintenance personnel to come so fast.
Li Jia said briskly, "Okay."
Qi Lelei was suspicious: "You promised so fast?"
"Come in." Li Jia backed away to make way for him.
Qi Lelei felt uneasy: "You don't want to put cold water in my shower, do you?"
"will not."
"You won't sneak a photo of me, will you?"
"will not."
"No...you won't be that me again, right?" Qi Lelei was very worried about his ass.
"..." Li Jia didn't answer this time.
Seeing him hesitate, Qi Lelei was startled: "Why don't you come back in seconds!?"
Li Jia stepped forward to close the door.
When the door of Li's house was closed, Qi Lelei hurried in and said with a smile: "I'm just kidding, I know what happened yesterday is a normal reaction, you don't really covet me, can I use your bathroom?"
Li Jia: "Yes."
After Li Jia entered the bedroom, he pushed open the door of the cloakroom on the right, and said to Qi Lelei, "How did you fold it yesterday, you will unpack it today, when will it be unpacked and stacked neatly, and when will you take a shower."
Qi Lelei: "..."
"unwilling?"
Qi Lelei glanced at the bathroom door opposite, and after thinking for a few seconds, he endured the humiliation and said, "Okay!"
He said so, but he was actually thinking in his heart, Li, you'd better pray, don't come to my place to borrow the bathroom someday!
His grunting expression fell into Li Jia's eyes, but Li Jia didn't care, that fool Qi Lelei was just a fake monkey dancing the golden cudgel, always beating himself.
Qi Lelei sat on the ground and folded Li Jia's clothes while saying: "The principal said that he is very satisfied with the garden renovation, so let us discuss it and see who will come on stage next Monday to share our experience."
"For this garden renovation, although I contributed a lot of money and energy, and you only contributed a little, I'm not such an unreasonable person. We have a discussion and a capacity."
After he finished speaking, he secretly observed Li Jia's expression.
Li Jia couldn't help laughing when he saw how well he said it. He didn't know who said "anything is fine" and "let me do it" was written all over his face.
"Go on."
Qi Lelei's eyes lit up: "Really?"
"Yeah." Li Jia had a smile in his eyes, "Anyway, there are plenty of opportunities for me to be on stage."
Qi Lelei was stunned for a moment, and it took half a second to realize the meaning of Li Jia's words. He was so angry that he threw his clothes over: "I won't kill you."
With sharp eyes and quick hands, Li Jia caught his own clothes, and then heard Qi Lelei scream. It turned out that he raised his hand too much just now, and knocked down all the clothes he had just folded.
Qi Lelei sat in the sea of clothes with a dazed expression, like a goose.
Li Jia folded the clothes in his hands slowly, handed them to Qi Lelei, and comforted him: "The speed can be much faster if you do it again, after all, you are proficient."
"..." Qi Lelei feels very uncomfortable now.
After working for half an hour, Qi Lelei finally finished folding Li Jia's clothes, and then in order to get revenge, he deliberately washed for an hour, and when he finished washing, he was dizzy from the heat.
Li Jia looked at his blushing face and blurred eyes, and worried, "Are you okay?"
"Very good." Qi Lelei puffed out his chest.
Li Jia looked at the pajamas he was wearing backwards, and felt that he was probably not well...
Qi Lelei noticed that Li Jia's gaze was on him all the time, so he lowered his head to take a look, only to realize that the clothes were worn backwards.
Qi Lelei argued: "This is a new way of dressing."
"Oh." Li Jia looked back at the computer again.
In order to prove that he was sober, Qi Lelei said: "I've already written down my experience, and I've almost recited it, you'll know if I'm good or not when I recite a paragraph for you!"
Li Jia's gaze shifted from the computer screen to Qi Lelei, and he said amusedly: "So what is the 'communication and quantity' just now? You have been working hard all day to memorize it."
"Uh... why are you talking so much nonsense, do you listen?"
"No." Li Jia continued to play League of Legends.
Qi Lelei said arrogantly: "You have to listen."
After finishing speaking, he began to recite the manuscript aloud, repeating it by heart, and peeked at the manuscript when he couldn't think of it.
Seeing that he was well prepared, Li Jia obviously came prepared. He said it was a multiple-choice question, but in fact there was no other answer at all. You have to listen to it, or you have to listen to it.
Qi Lelei's voice has the clean and freshness unique to teenagers, but what he didn't know was that as he was memorizing the manuscript, Li Jia's friends in the game were already laughing and typing in the game channel one after another.
Please call me Germanium Nickel Uranium Sulphur: Is this the voice of Li Jia, that idiot?
Don't ask me for the correct answer: Li Jia is the only one who can come to see Li Jia at night.
The correct answer is C: What can he memorize, composition for primary school students?
These people who typed were all known by Li Jia when he participated in the competition before, and they all liked to play games, so they formed a group and usually made an appointment to have a chat.
Qi Lelei also knew them, but because every time he was with them, his IQ would be crushed, so Qi Lelei seldom played with them.
Qi Lelei also saw the words typed on the computer screen when he was wearing a vest, so he grabbed Li Jia's microphone and prepared to swear passionately.
"..." Li Jia was wearing a neck-mounted earphone, and the microphone was right next to his face, so when Qi Lelei snatched the microphone, his entire face was stuck to it.
At a distance of Chi Chi, Li Jia could clearly see every inch of his face, which was so flawless that there were almost no pores.
Qi Lelei was almost close to Li Jia's face, cursing at the few people in the computer: "I'll fuck you, who are you calling stupid, who are you talking about elementary school students? I am a freshman in high school this year, and I am an adult now."
Every time he said a word, his warm breath sprayed on Li Jia's face.
Li Jia hardly needed to move her eyes to see the opening and closing of his rosy lips.
Li Jia: "..."
Everyone: Hahahahahahaha!
Everyone was very happy, only Li Jia was speechless, he took back the dominance of his microphone: "I'll play first, you guys play."
After speaking, he withdrew from the game team.
Qi Lelei stood up straight, and began to recite his heart again. Although he was stuttering, he recited it from the beginning to the end. After he recited it, he asked expectantly: "How did I go?"
"Not bad." Li Jia didn't leave his eyes from the computer.
Qi Lelei kicked his chair: "You didn't listen at all, did you?"
Li Jia glanced at him, and recited without any ups and downs, "The sky is clear and the air is clear, and the wind is breezy. Last week, Li Jia and I from Class [-]..."
"Okay, okay, I know you listened." Qi Lelei waved his hands hurriedly and complained, "Why do I read it so nicely, and you are so ashamed to read it?"
Li Jia: "..." It's shameful that you wrote the composition for primary school students.
Qi Lelei said seriously: "I'll recite it again before going to bed tonight, I heard that the memory is good before going to bed."
Li Jia glanced at Qi Lelei in surprise, he remembered that the weather forecast said it would rain on Monday, so he couldn't bear to see Qi Lelei's happy look.
For the first time he hoped the weather forecast would be wrong.
It is a pity that now that technology is advanced, the accuracy of weather forecast is quite high.
It started raining early Monday morning with no signs of clearing up.
On the way to school, Qi Lelei has been languid, not even in the mood to fight the rain with Li Jia, you must know that every time it rains before, he will act like a crazy demon, disturbing Li Jia's peace.
He drooped his head and didn't look at the road. He just followed Li Jia all the time. As he walked, he followed Li Jia's class into the teaching building.
Li Jia looked at him in a daze, and sighed helplessly: "Qi Lelei?"
Qi Lelei came back to his senses: "Huh?"
Li Jia pointed to the opposite teaching building: "Your class is over there."
Qi Lelei stared blankly at this side, then at the other side, as if he just realized it.
"Oh, it's time to go to school." He scratched his hair and walked towards his class.
Li Jia stared at his back as he walked into the rain, his dejected appearance was somewhat pitiful.
After a few seconds of silence, Li Jia didn't enter the classroom, but walked quickly in another direction holding an umbrella.
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