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Everyone's gossiping eyes focused on Li Jia, secretly waiting for his response.

I don't know if Li Jia is too straight or on purpose, I just heard him say coldly: "I don't have any questions to ask others."

Lan Wan was taken aback for a moment, thinking that Li Jia was too dumb and didn't understand her hint, so she bit her lip and plucked up the courage to try again: "No, our school has betting papers, and every time we bet, we are very accurate. time to communicate.”

The temptation to bet on the subject is very great for students.

Li Jia thought for a while and said, "I believe in the strength and level of our fifth middle school teachers."

His words were like a tonic, which inspired the students of the fifth middle school.Although Lan Wan is pretty and good at studying, between the goddess and her alma mater, they still chose their alma mater!They are as good as Li Jia - although the grades are not up to par, at least they are the same in spirit!

Seeing Li Jia keep rejecting Lan Wan, Qi Lelei was about to go crazy laughing, Li Jia is too stupid, he hasn't understood other people's hints, he really is learning, the more he learns, the more stupid he becomes!

After all, Lan Wan is a very high-spirited girl. After several times of showing her favor, Li Jia is still neither cold nor cold, and she also feels angry in her heart. There are many people who are courteous to her, so she will not hang herself on a tree. , so she proudly raised her chin, snorted at Li Jia, turned and left.

As soon as she left, Gong Liping and several other boys who were interested in her followed like dog skin plasters, desperately trying to comfort her.

It looks like the stars are holding the moon.

Class [-] of Fifth Middle School gave Li Jia a thumbs up, praising him for not being moved by beauty and maintaining the dignity of his alma mater. However, they did not forget the purpose of their trip. When Gong Liping's figure was about to disappear, they He also followed, and said as he walked: "Qi Lelei, which box are you in? We'll find you to play with later."

They now think that Qi Lelei and Li Jia are the best of the fifth high school!

Qi Lelei, who didn't know that he and Li Jia had been bound, smiled and said: "Okay, remember to come and enjoy Li Jia's debut later."

Li Jia frowned, he actually didn't want to sing...

In fact, Qi Lelei guessed right, he really couldn't find the key in his singing.

After everyone left, Qi Lelei immediately turned on the mocking mode.

"Why are you so stupid? Are they going to ask you to do a problem? They are going to do that with you."

Li Jia liked to see Qi Lelei's angry and smart-looking appearance, so he suppressed a smile and asked, "Which one?"

Qi Lelei didn't expect that he didn't understand yet, so he was anxious and disgusted: "Puppy love!"

As he spoke, he bent his two index fingers and touched them, making a popping sound from his mouth.

Qi Lelei's lips were red and soft, when he pouted "Bobo", it looked like he was asking for a kiss.

Li Jia's eyelashes trembled, then slowly lowered, his eyes quickly moved away from Qi Lelei's lips, and fell on the ridiculous bow tie. After a long while, he raised his eyelashes again. At this time, the fundus of his eyes was gone. Subtle, but a trace of emotion that seemed to be a smile was not a smile.

"Oh."

Qi Lelei saw his full stomach, and suddenly realized: "You knew it from the beginning! You just don't want to agree?"

Li Jia nodded: "You are not stupid."

"Really?" Qi Lelei was surprised, "So picky? I think that girl is pretty, what are you dissatisfied with?"

Li Jia walked in: "I'm not dissatisfied, I just don't like it."

Qi Lelei followed and asked, "Then what do you like?"

Hearing this question, Li Jia thought about it abnormally for a long time, so long that Qi Lelei almost thought that his clever brain had crashed.

After the two walked a few more steps, Li Jia said slowly, "I don't know."

Qi Lelei blinked, he didn't expect that he had waited so long for this answer, and carefully looked at Li Jia's expression, it seemed that he was still a little tangled up to now.

"Hahaha!" Qi Lelei burst out laughing suddenly, startling Li Jia, and then looked at him with an expression of "Why are you crazy?"

Qi Lelei patted Li Jia's shoulder gloatingly: "It's the first time I've seen your confused expression! It's so cool and novel!"

You know, he has been looking at Li Jia's iceberg face for many years.

"Quickly, let me appreciate it again. Shall I take a photo for you to commemorate?"

"..." Li Jia took a deep breath, then walked forward at a faster pace, leaving a fool behind.

Qi Lelei smiled like a flower, chased after Li Jia, squeezed in front of Li Jia, leaned closer to see his expression.

From Li Jia's point of view, it looks like a silly dog ​​galloping towards you, trying to squeeze under your nose to attract your attention, and its tail is wagging like a helicopter's propeller.

Li Jia pushed Qi Lelei aside: "What number is the box?"

Qi Lelei leaned forward again, Li Jia continued to dial, Qi Lelei continued to push, so Li Jia didn't push him away, but touched his head, the fluffy and soft touch was surprisingly easy to touch.

Now there is no need for Li Jia to dial, Qi Lelei bounced away automatically, and then patted the place that was touched just now: "107."

After Qi Lelei reported the number of the box, he said again: "I think it's suitable for you to find someone stupid to complement you!"

Li Jia stared at him, and said with a sneer, "Should we find an ugly one who is more complementary?"

"Yes, yes." Qi Lelei inserted the FLAG fully.

As the two walked deeper and deeper, the surroundings became more and more noisy, surrounded by all kinds of howling ghosts and wolves from all directions.

"Love even if you die!!!"

"You are my little apple, just like the most beautiful cloud in the sky."

Occasionally someone opens the door of the box, all kinds of loud music, cries of shaking dice mixed with the pungent smell of tobacco and alcohol, and even some scenes that are not suitable for children, they all rush towards Qi Lelei, directly making him a good socialist boy After a "baptism".

Qi Lelei covered his ears: "I think it's a bit noisy here, especially the stereo, it's buzzing, like a subwoofer, it sounds like chest tightness, it's far worse than my house's stereo."

Qi Lelei's father usually likes to listen to music, so when decorating the house, he specially installed a music room. The audio is made by Goldmund, Switzerland, which is equivalent to the Porsche in the audio industry. The walls of the room are also specially made, and the sound insulation effect is excellent.

Li Jia: "If the KTV is installed according to your specifications, it will go bankrupt."

Just at this time, two girls wearing suspenders and heavy makeup passed by. The perfume smell on their bodies was as strong as mustard. Qi Lelei took a sip and felt that the Tianling cover was about to be washed through.

After the two girls walked away, Qi Lelei covered his nose and coughed twice. He regretted it a little now, so he suggested: "How about we go back?"

In fact, Li Jia didn't want to come, it was Qi Lelei who insisted on dragging him here, but he also knew that if he showed a little "go, let's go, let's go" attitude now, Qi Lelei would definitely change his mind and overcome many difficulties , Forge ahead.

After so many years of struggle, Li Jia knew Qi Lelei just as Qi Lelei knew him, so Li Jia deliberately played against the tune: "Since you've already come, let's go in and sing a few songs, don't waste it."

Sure enough, when Qi Lelei heard this, he hurriedly refused: "Forget it, let's go."

Said, Qi Lelei dragged Li Jia away again.

Li Jia suppressed a smile, not daring to let Qi Lelei find out.

After getting out of the KTV and smelling the fresh air, Qi Lelei seemed to be reborn. He stretched and said, "Anyway, it's still early, why don't we go to the flower and bird market?"

"Didn't you say to go tomorrow?"

Don't make Qi Lelei's disgusting expression too obvious: "I don't want to give you all my precious weekend time."

Qi Lelei despises him 180 times a day, so Li Jia has already forged an iron wall and will not take it to heart: "Okay, then let me see how to get to the flower and bird market from here..."

Li Jia opened the phone map.

Qi Lelei held his suit jacket with one hand, and put one hand in his trouser pocket. With his head down, he studied the tiles on the ground: "Speaking of which, why did you enter the fifth middle school? I always thought you would go to the attached middle school or the first middle school."

"Do you know that during the first two days of school, the most popular discussion thread on our school forum was why you came to No. [-] Middle School."

"Some people guess that the person you like has passed the No. [-] Middle School, and you came here after her; others guess that No. [-] High School gave you a big discount, free tuition and miscellaneous fees, including guaranteed delivery..." Qi Lelei thought for a while, and quickly denied it This guess, "That's not true, your family is not poor, and your grades are also very stable, so you won't be trying to recommend it..."

Qi Lelei blared like a small trumpet for a long time, making Li Jia dizzy from the noise. He felt that if he didn't say anything, Qi Lelei would be able to read him to death, so he looked at Qi Lelei: "Because..."

Probably because Li Jia is too handsome and her eyes are too beautiful, so when I stare at someone intently, it will give people the illusion that I am cherished.

The same is true for Qi Lelei, he was dazzled by Li Jia's eyes, and his mind was churning.