Acting like a baby king live broadcast daily

After the game ended, Lu Wei looked at the VIP seats in the live broadcast room and found that Qingfeng Mingyi had disappeared.He thought about what the boss said just now, and thought that the other party should have gone to work.So he let go of his hands and feet completely, and casually laughed and laughed live.

As a result, he just opened a game, and saw a stranger without a fan brand, and started swiping the screen in the live broadcast room:

[Disgusting anchor, addicted to pretending to be a woman? 】

[Is it interesting to win by pretending to be a girl? 】

【Ouch, I really want to vomit. 】

Lu Wei smiled, picked up the water glass next to him, drank some water to moisten his throat.

"Yo, some people don't like me pretending to be a girl. But people just like pretending to be a girl, and they also like to find flower protectors." Lu Wei put down the water glass and whined into the microphone, "I've seen it until now Whoever watches my live broadcast for the longest time will be set as the house manager and my flower protector."

His words deceived another wave of barrage, and the live broadcast level of level [-] soon reached level [-] and a half.Several fans also picked up the plane, scrambling to upgrade their intimacy with him.

Lu Wei finally decided on a female fan named "Lilith's Cat", who had been following him since the first day of his live broadcast, and was very active and intimate, and promoted her to the house management.

The first thing Lilith's cat did as the housekeeper was to silence the troll just now.

Lu Wei said in his heart, "Good job", and then started playing ranking again.As a result, just as he was about to match the game, the "Dharma" just invited him again.

"Pig fans, do I agree?" Lu Wei asked fans for their opinions.

【agree!Go into the room and beat him up! 】

【Enter! 】

[Agree agree~]

Lu Wei then clicked OK.

Entered the team room.

Dharma saw him coming in, and typed: "I'm sorry, girl. It's been a long time since I had time to score points in the past two days. As a result, all my teammates brought their girls to the stars, and they knelt down for eleven consecutive times, so their mentality was a bit broken."

Lu Wei didn't expect that Bodhidharma had a good attitude of admitting his mistakes.

So he replied, "It's fine."

Just when he was about to click send, he felt that the word "it's okay" didn't look like a girl's tone, so he changed it: "it's okay."

Unexpectedly, Dharma actually responded seriously: "Sister, I chose blindly in the last game, and you can choose this one randomly, and I will take you to lie down!"

[Wow, this Bodhidharma is not bad. 】

[Pfft, it really is the irritable old man who was driven crazy by losing points. 】

Lu Wei thought for a while, and typed back to Bodhidharma: "Little brother, I don't need you to lie down with me, I want you to turn on the voice~"

【...Damn girl, you started again! ! 】

[Ouch, sisters let me vomit for a while. 】

[Upstairs, are you pregnant if you vomit every day? [Shut up]

Lu Wei watched the fans making jokes, covered her mouth and snickered, waiting for Bodhidharma to reply.

I didn't expect the other party to eat his disgustingly disgusting words, so he actually sent a snickering emoji.

then……

Silently turned on the voice.

Lu Wei turned on the music. Seeing him turn on the voice, he quickly turned off the music and turned up the voice of the game.Get ready to listen to Dharma's voice.

In the end, I heard a very manly and explosive bass, "Sister, I started the game."

Bodhidharma's voice is a bit ruffian, but also very magnetic, especially Lu Wei's mobile phone system is good, and the voice released is even better.In an instant, an arrogant man who was a manga scumbag appeared in front of his eyes.

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! 】

[My God, I can do this voice! 】

Lu Wei chuckled, "Brother, your voice is really nice, please open it~"

The barrage is still screaming:

[Pig spirit, let him talk more! ! 】

[Why can't I meet a little brother with such a nice voice? 】

【I'm sour.Lemon.jpg]

The game enters the arena, and everyone begins to choose heroes.Brother Bodhidharma with a nice voice is on the second floor, but Lu Wei is still on the fifth floor for some reason.

Although Bodhidharma said that any hero can be used, Lu Wei still remembered what the person on the barrage said just now, "Win by pretending to be a girl", so he ordered Shangguan Wan'er and asked his teammates on the first floor to help him.

As soon as Shangguan Wan'er was in his hands, Shangguan's record was automatically displayed.

186% winning rate in 95 games.

[My God, you are really strong pig essence. 】

[95% winning rate, how did you do it? ! ! 】

Lu Wei felt a little embarrassed, "It's the hero who is stronger."

[The hero is strong, but the key is also difficult for her. 】

[Add one upstairs, _(:3」∠)_I have never made a big move. 】

Brother Bodhidharma also asked his teammates to help him grab Han Xin.The remaining three teammates chose respectively: Guiguzi, Sun Shangxiang, and Xiahoudun.This lineup has meat, output, and control, which is very good.

The opposing lineup is: Zhang Liang, King Lanling, Kai, Guan Yu and Di Renjie.Except for Zhang Liang on the opposite side, the individual combat ability is good, but the team battle is not strong enough.

Lu Wei analyzed the lineup and felt that this one was already stable.

果然，刚6分钟，鹿唯已经4/0/1了。敌我人头比是1/7。

The only time a teammate died was because his teammate Guiguzi helped his shooter Sun Shangxiang carry the tower and kill him.

In the glory of the king, the duo will meet the teammates of the same duo.

Guiguzi and Sun Shangxiang should know each other.

Sun Shangxiang: "Sorry Yaya QAQ."

Guiguzi: "It's okay, I'm an assistant, it should be da~"

It just so happened that at this time, the brother Bodhidharma who was talking to Lu Wei used Han Xin to beat Lan into a trace of blood, and asked Lu Wei to come and get Lan: "Sister, come and get Lan."

Lu Wei is ready to use what he has learned: "Thank you brother QAQ."

In the end, the elder brother still said calmly: "It's okay."

[Hahahaha brother doesn't like your set. 】

[Pig pig essence, you are so disgusting hahaha. 】

As a result, the barrage of ridicule was not over yet, and Brother Bodhidharma suddenly changed from voice to typing, and sent a sentence, "...It's okay, TnT."

This time, Lu Wei laughed, "Hahaha, did you see that! That's why I can tease my little brother, because I'm cute, because I can act like a baby. And you... Hehe, a group of old men who are tougher than men Aunt."

【tui! 】

[I want to cancel and follow you again! ! 】

It is not easy to get Han Xin to give Lan. In order to express the blue given by his elder brother, Lu Wei took his blue and killed all three people who came out of sight.

The archer on the opposite side, with his support and fighters, had just come out of the top road when Lu Wei, who came out of the grass, stepped on his face and refreshed his big move.As soon as Shangguan Wan'er, controlled by Lu Wei, flew into the sky, the super burst damage was smashed down like a hack.

Two of the three died immediately, and the remaining one was left with residual blood. Lu Wei flashed up to level A, relying on Shangguan Wan'er's hero passive skill, level A's enhanced characteristics, and easily won the triple kill.

Barrage:

【6666】

[Show ah ah! 】

【Why is yours Shangguan Xiuer? 】

Lu Wei continued typing: "Brother, brother, am I amazing? People want to hear your voice praise me."

Sun Shangxiang, "..."

Xiahou Dun, "..."

Guiguzi, "vomit."

Brother Bodhidharma turned on the voice very calmly, and said, "Sister, you are very strong. Really, very powerful!"

His voice was really nice, and when he praised people, he sounded very charming.It seems that there is a yuppie young man with clothes on his shoulders and a cigarette in his mouth, talking to you with his head tilted, cool and dazzling.

[This old man, I can, I really can! 】

[Whose account is LuVi sauce?So happy woo woo woo. 】

Lu Wei glanced at her name, the corners of her mouth that were about to answer with a smile froze, and she didn't speak.

However, the fans didn't ask the anchor to answer when they spoke, so his pause didn't attract others' attention.

It's just that Lu Wei killed the two people on the opposite side in succession, and he directly stepped on their faces to kill them, which was bloody and violent.

No one noticed Lu Wei's strangeness in the barrage, and continued to say:

[This old man's voice is definitely the best voice I've ever heard in real life! ! 】

【agree! 】

Lu Wei glanced at the barrage, saw this sentence, the extra emotion just now faded, and said twice, "This is not the best voice I have ever heard."

[Pig pig essence, you have heard many men's voices [cover your mouth.jpg]]

[LuVi sauce, tell me who is that person? ! 】

Lu Wei followed their words and fell into memories, thinking of a person he met once, "I'm an alumnus when I was in school. Anyway, the voice is really nice."

He said while killing people, "That voice is hard to hear."

Just standing on the podium and saying a few words can make all the girls in the school scream like hell.

Barrage:

[! ? ? 】

[I suspect that you are engaging in pornography, and I have evidence. 】

Lu Wei hehe twice, helping his teammate to push the opposite high ground, not forgetting to respond to the barrage, "But having said that—" He quickly glanced at the VIP seat in the live broadcast room, saw that Qingfeng Mingyi was not there, and whispered cautiously , "Hush, I guess, Mr. Qingfeng's voice may sound harder."

[Puff haha. 】

[My jio is. 】

[Brother Bodhidharma is the voice of an arrogant youth, and Mr. Qingfeng is... the voice of the domineering president! 】

Du Yiwen accidentally quit the live broadcast room just now because the assistant called and the phone was disconnected.While answering the phone, he turned on the computer and logged into the live broadcast room with the computer.

As a result, as soon as he turned on the computer and clicked into the live broadcast room, he heard the sentence, "Shh, Mr. Qingfeng's voice may sound harder."

Du Yiwen, "..."

These people are so boring, they have nothing to say.

///v///Ahem.

Du Miaomiao, who walked into her brother's room and wanted to get her phone back, saw her brother, who had always been paralyzed, watching the computer with headphones on, with an indescribable... gentle expression.

Du Miaomiao's back felt hairy, "...Brother, what's wrong with you?"

Why are you smiling so obscenely.

The expression on Du Yiwen's face suddenly turned cold, he turned to the computer screen calmly, looked sideways at her, "I'll do my homework after dinner."

Du Miaomiao scratched at the door frame and struggled in a low voice, "Brother, I really don't play with my phone anymore, why don't you give me the phone~"

Her "well" is probably influenced by LuVi, and it sounds somewhat similar.

But Du Yiwen didn't like this set.

"The big girl is still acting like a baby, what does she look like?" Du Yiwen took out her mobile phone from the drawer, unlocked it in front of Du Miaomiao, and deleted the "Flying Cat App" on the screen. ".

Then he handed the phone to Du Miaomiao.

Du Miaomiao looked down at the bare phone on the screen, "..."

Du Yiwen, "In the future, I will randomly check your mobile phone if I have nothing to do. If there are more software on it, your mobile phone will have to meet you after the college entrance examination."

Otherwise, if you see me, what should I do if I rank first in the fan list in the live broadcast room.