Husband's Worries Lianmeng [Comprehensive British and American]

Those smelly creatures are actually a kind of life like water. They are the masters of the planet on their own planet, but on the earth, they have no idea that such carbon-based life like humans can evolve wisdom Forget it, they can still classify themselves like this—look at how good they are, as almost 100% liquid intelligent life, they don't need to classify themselves into categories, what kind of race or that race...they are liquid Life does not know whether it is sweet or salty!

Then, they were overturned again.

Those carbon-based life sucking blood to survive are too scary!

These liquid intelligent life forms trembled in fright, so trembling that they wished to turn themselves into venom.

However, what's the problem with that!

Those blood-sucking carbon-based life forms are not interested in them at all, because although they are liquid, they are not blood—so, gratifyingly, these liquid life forms were not eaten, and they were brought to Los Angeles completely. in front of the base.

Anyway, these liquids knew Loki.

"Gudong...gudong gudong gudong! Gudong boom boom! Ton ton ton ton ton ton!" The group of liquid with a higher status among them complained to Loki.

Loki answered him helplessly: "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrror!"

The translation is:

"This planet is really scary! We want to go back! Go back, go back! We really don't want to stay on this planet for even one more second. People in this world drink water! "

Rocky expressed helplessness about this: "Almost all living organisms need water, this is something you should know, and I am here to take you home."

The two parties communicated for a while, and these liquid beings were finally happy, and walked into the space provided by Loki contentedly, preparing to go home with peace of mind.

Fortunately, in the space given by the space gem, everything about them is still, and they will not suffer from dehydration.

But this time the experiment also clearly proved the correctness of Loki's idea - vampires are really suitable for him to work, and those disobedient vampires are honestly controlled by him with food and death. The Cullen family, who intended to participate in any vampire power struggle, had to be forced to be involved in various hidden power struggles of vampires.

Loki very seriously believes that there is no intelligent life that has no interest in power, only those who are powerless but not without desire for power, and the Cullen family's idea of ​​avoiding the world is actually because they are already strong enough, and they don't want to provoke others. The powerful families didn't want to accept those orphaned vampires, so they completely became neutral vampires—but now they couldn't be neutral anymore, because many vampires got hints from the Volturi, thinking that they would kill the Karen family. Being able to get close to Loki is a god, so...the Karen family will inevitably have to fight these troublesome families.

As for the Volturi family, their thinking is really too simple.

If the Karen family is extinct, then they are the closest family members to Loki, and if the Karen family is fine, they will have a good relationship with the Karen family, and they can even marry, so that they are the most powerful vampires that suck human blood Yes, and the Karen family is the most powerful among the vegetarians, so it's not a loss!

So everything went smoothly like this, until one day, the leader of the Quileutes, Billy Black, came to see Loki in a wheelchair.

It can be said that for Loki, he thinks this group of werewolves is not very useful-they are fewer in number, although they are connected with each other, they are actually useless in essence, and they rarely leave their protected areas, so It is really too difficult to use them to search for the life in the main world, not to mention that although their dogs have sensitive noses, they are not much different from vampires, so Loki has no intention of using them!Just thinking about the big dog Loki raised by Hela makes his teeth hurt. He really really really really doesn't like them!

However, the canine creatures came to him on their own initiative.

"I think you should meet them." Little Rabbit Rocket had his own thoughts on this, "Although they are dispensable, after all, according to the legends of Midgard, these werewolves are your own !"

Because Luo Ji didn't open the space door, he had the reliance that people outside the house would never hear what he said here, so he said very annoyedly: "I won't give birth to wolves, little rabbit, you don't have to be afraid of yourself." Will it be eaten by them?"

Although Rocket really wanted to tell Gao Yaya that he was not a rabbit but a raccoon, but think about it, wolves also eat raccoons, so he was very smart and didn't open his mouth.

Loki sat on his throne very dissatisfied: "I don't like them. It's not my fault. It's their own problem. It's a big mistake for them to be werewolves!"

This is typical unreasonable, but who made him noble and elegant!Noble and wild brother!

The little raccoon Rocket was a little helpless, but in the end it was the little spider Peter who walked out of the house for Loki.

Wearing his combat uniform, he looks very energetic, his face is also red, like a big red apple, and he is cute and cute, not like a member of the gods at all, but like an ordinary high school born.

Obviously, whether it is Rocky or Little Peter, they both go to Fox Middle School.

Of course, the Quileut race also went to school in Fox, but they didn't want to get close to the gods who were said to be their ancestors.

Creatures like gods usually seem to be kind and merciful, but in fact they are ruthless - the Quileutes are very clear about this, not because of anything else, simply because their ancestors This is how they are passed down from generation to generation!

So, the more you believe in God, the more you know that God is not so easy to fool.But this time, Billy Black came to visit the true God in person, and it was taken for granted that they had something to ask for.

Little Peter asked a little shyly: "Well...Mr. Rocky is a little uncomfortable, I think...I mean, do you have something to do?"

Billy Blake was disappointed because he didn't meet the real god, but he was also happy because he faced a real child god-children are always better to persuade, and although the real god looks younger, who knows that he actually How old are you?

So, Billy struggled to get his son Jacob to help him up, and almost crawled at Peter's feet, grabbing his trousers for help: "There is a group of wild orphan vampires who want to fight us. They took Bella and threatened to kill the students at the school - we really don't have that many, and the vampires seem to be preoccupied with other things lately... we really have no other options."

This is quite a big deal!

Little Peter immediately went back to tell Loki.

Loki was also taken aback when he heard this.

After all, he knows that even orphaned vampires know that he has fresh blood food here - currently the best seller is spicy blood pudding, as well as blood brewed beer, and of course some blood steamed rice and the like Most of them like to eat food - so most vampires can be said to have "reformed their evil spirits". Not to mention, they even became "evil god blood food salesmen" in order to make Loki's business better.

So... the vampire that suddenly appeared is really incredible.

Where the hell did they come from?Why didn't the Volturi and the Cullens tell him?

And just when he was doubting, finally, Edward of Cullen's family finally appeared at the door of the cabin in the forest with a constipated expression.

He glanced at Black, then at the werewolves around Black, and couldn't help but twitched his nose twice. With full suppressed displeasure, he was brought into the house by the little raccoon Rocket.

After entering the house, he began to complain about the Volturi: "The Volturi don't think it should be told to you, but we think we must let you know what happened." He first made sure of his own stand, "Bella, Isabella Swan, Sheriff Charlie Swan's daughter, the same girl who led us all to the same spot by screaming in the woods, is also a Fox High student, she got caught"

Loki nodded, motioning for him to continue.

"Her father was a friend of Billy Blake's, so of course they were very worried about her, but the real problem was that she didn't know how she liked Sam and liked an outsider - and the outsider looked like She is not young and looks good, so she thinks it is true love, and Sam is so handsome, and there are two girlfriends-his imprint lover and his girlfriend are there, which makes Bella maybe a little Thoughts...and outsiders are also very interested in Bella...there is Billy's son Jacob, he and Bella are childhood sweethearts...then, the foreign orphan vampire kidnaps Bella for love, and also... He intends to kill all the Quileutes in revenge..." He swallowed nervously, "Bella is his singer—"

In fact, he felt that Bella was the singer of all vampires.

A singer is the kind of human whose blood is said to be particularly attractive to vampires—but a vampire can only have one singer, and a singer can only correspond to one vampire, so... when the alien orphan vampire confirmed that Bella was his After the singer, Edward had to give up, and thought that his singer would not be attractive to every vampire... This made Edward even more reluctant to get close to Bella, after all, there were too many suitors around her. Some.

However, this is not the end.After that, it was on the side of the Quileutes. Sam, who had a branded lover and real girlfriend by his side, became ambiguous with Bella again.

Although Sam has branded lovers and real girlfriends, Bella, who believes that true love has nothing to do with branding, has already persuaded Sam to lean towards his girlfriend. Who knew that she turned around and thought that branding could crowd out his girlfriend and prove that his girlfriend was not true love, so she used Her impeccable logic convinces Sam, and Sam decides that this girl is too unusual, so...it's not so normal.

What's more abnormal... Bella and Jacob Blake were childhood sweethearts, but Jacob is two years younger than her, so it seems natural that he is much more immature, and Bella's attitude towards him is also a bit strange , not refusing or taking the initiative, Jacob was eager...but obviously, Jacob was still too young.

But it was precisely because of this incident that Edward was sure that Bella was not his singer—after all, he wanted his singer to be a perfect beautiful girl, and as a girly vampire who was over a century old, Obviously, Edward is a very good boy...full of fantasies about singers.

So when Bella thought she was also Edward's singer... the scene was very embarrassing.

But in any case, the matter is perfectly resolved.

The only imperfection is that the alien orphan vampire likes Bella, Sam admires Bella, Jacob loves Bella... So the orphan vampire captures Bella and threatens to kill the Quilut werewolf.

Edward told Loki what happened in this way.

Loki felt that... this was not just a matter of embarrassment.

This is the problem with Bella's sick mind.

If possible, he really wanted to ask this Bella if she lacked love.

But... even if she lacked love since she was a child, she shouldn't have flirted with each other like this... This is too embarrassing!

Assuming that you fell in love with two or three people...then don't try hard to prove that you are destined to be the fourth person again...it just makes people feel...disgusting.

What's more... Destiny is always a good thing to say... It's actually not a good thing.

Loki got up, looked at Edward, and asked jokingly in his voice: "So... don't you want to have feelings for this Bella, isn't she attracted to you?"

Edward shook his head in fright: "I couldn't see through her thoughts, so I thought she was my singer, but similarly, that vampire named Rufus couldn't make her feel pain... His ability is It makes your heart beat faster and feels painful like falling in love...and she doesn't, so...I don't think she may be my singer, maybe she is Rufus' singer!"

Edward's desire to survive is really too strong. He originally thought it was normal for him not to be able to read God's thinking, but he couldn't read Bella afterward, which made him very interested in Bella... …Who knows, he thought that he fell in love with the male vampire Rufus only after he realized that Rufus' ability is to make people think he is in love... This is really terrible!

One is to make people pretend to be in love and the other is to reject all superpowers... So, they are still very suitable, so let him say goodbye to them!

Edward's refusal made Loki very satisfied.

He nodded, and walked slowly towards the school with the little spider Peter.

Edward followed out of the cabin.

The Quileutes didn't dare to stop Loki, but they dared to stop Edward, so Billy stopped Edward with a wheelchair and asked, "How is the matter? Can it be resolved?"