his tongue-in-cheek guide
Chapter 72 Chapter 72
Before Fang Qi finished his glass of water, a dark red flare exploded above the pyrotechnic stand, and it lasted for 5 minutes before it slowly scattered.
The brilliant and shining light instantly illuminated the dark wilderness.
The sentries hiding in the bar were also shocked by the sound of the flare when they exploded and looked at each other with puzzled expressions on their faces.
"Isn't old Harry drunk?"
"Haha, I probably lit the fuse as a cigarette."
"Even if he was a stubborn old man, there will be a day when his hands are too trembling to hold a wine glass."
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a loud gunshot, and the loud music in the bar stopped.
Everyone looked towards the place where the gunshot sounded.
Fang Qi calmly put the gun back on his waist, and smiled at everyone, "I'm sorry, I spoiled everyone's enjoyment of drinking—I let you let go of the assembly order just now."
His tone was brisk, as if what he had just released was not an assembly order, but an ordinary firecracker.
Everyone's eyes suddenly became very strange. Several young sentries surrounded Fang Qi, looked at Fang Qi curiously, and said, "Are you Fang Qi?"
Fang Qi smiled with crooked eyebrows: "It's easy to say, it's my humble servant."
The sentry was also young and vigorous, took out a handful of military thorns and nailed it on the table, and said provocatively: "I heard that there is an S-rank sentry in our alliance, is that you?"
Fang Qi raised his legs leisurely, looked at the young sentinel, and said modestly: "The division of labor in the revolution is different."
The young sentry winked at his companions, and seven or eight burly sentries jumped out of the crowd and surrounded Fang Qi.
The leader said: "We are all rough people and can only speak with our fists. Captain Fang, we didn't experience it when you helped fight before. It's a pity that we didn't hug our thighs."
Fang Qi raised his eyebrows, he learned this trick from Lu Lanqiu, only three points are similar, the rest is his own seven points: "So?"
"So you are busy today, we can help, but there is a condition."
Fang Qi heard something, turned around and picked up the water glass on the bar, took a sip of water, and then said slowly: "Tell me."
"As long as you convince our brothers today, no matter who it is, our brothers will help you deal with him."
Before Fang Qi could speak, Uncle Harry had already thumped down from upstairs. Seeing this posture, he immediately understood everything.
He hurriedly said to the young sentinel in charge, "Brom, what are you doing?"
The young man named Brome glanced at Uncle Harry, and said with a twist of his neck: "Being famous is worse than seeing each other. If Fang Qi convinces us today, I'll be like a cow and a horse! Let alone go A fight, even if it's against Tari, is just a matter of his words, but if he can't convince his brothers today—"
He paused, looked around, and said again: "He has to erase the name on the signature column outside!"
Erasing the name means that Fang Qi will never belong to this group, and it also means erasing Fang Qi's contribution to this group.
When Uncle Harry heard this, he frowned and said, "Nonsense! Those are all brothers who were born and died together before, how can you just wipe it off!"
As he spoke, he wanted to stand up and explain to these people the reason for Fang Qi's fireworks this time.
As a result, just as he took a step, a hand was in front of him, and it was Fang Qi.
Fang Qi casually glanced at the wall clock on the wall, it was pointing to a quarter past eight in the evening.It has been half an hour since they left the tower.
A level three safe house can resist an earthquake of magnitude eight, and can resist most modern weapons except nuclear | bombs.
And Coco they also went to support.
However, the old man Yale Funa naturally also thought of this level.
Reinforcements must be drawn quickly.
However, the tradition of Sentinel has always been to speak with fists.
Only then did he slowly turn his head to look at this group of young sentinels who were full of vigor. The immaturity and bravery on the faces of these people made him feel very nostalgic.
He said slowly: "Interesting, what you said just now, but what you said, everyone present, please be a witness."
Fang Qi took out the military stabs on his body, and wiped them slowly: "Using the guns is to bully you, you go up together, I will use this." He carefully glanced at the gleaming weapon, very kindly Added: "Remember to use a gun."
As soon as the voice fell, the water glass on the bar exploded instantly, and the water splashed everywhere.
The leader Brom said: "Stop talking nonsense, next time it will be your head!"
After finishing speaking, he made a show of color at the surrounding sentries, and immediately the group of big men pulled out various weapons and aimed at Fang Qi.
"Captain Fang, I admire your strength as an S-rank sentry, but you'd better not underestimate the unity of the B-rank sentry."
The sentry was very impassioned every word.
After speaking, everyone aimed at Fang Qi unanimously, ready to shoot.At the same time, all the grotesque spiritual bodies were released, and the room was crowded with excitement.
at this time.
There was a sound of hawk chirping, and the gang of sentinels fell to the ground.
In an instant, he was the only one left around, and the B-rank sentinel Brom had obviously never seen such a situation before, and he panicked.
Even if you usually meet a guide on the battlefield, it is rare to have such a large-scale damage.
Although Uncle Harry's rating is low, but he has a lot of experience as a sentinel, he understood it instantly, and murmured in a low voice: "It's an S-level guide... No, this kind of large-scale mental intervention, even if Ellie used to Nor can it be done!"
He turned his head in an instant, staring at Lu Lanqiu who had been sitting in front of the bar without saying a word.
"Is that you, boy?"
The other sentinels who were watching the play just now also became serious, looking at Lu Lanqiu's back silently.
——That is really too thin a back figure.
Lu Lanqiu Shi Shiran put down the water glass in her hand and turned around, looking like an old man.
He lazily raised his eyes to glance at Fang Qi, and then slowly wandered among the sentinels on the ground.
The sharp eyes like a scalpel slowly gouged out this group of young people, giving people the illusion of being slow.
Only then did Lu Lanqiu let out a sneer from the corner of his mouth: "The courage of a man is worse than going to the battlefield, how about it?"
Brom was furious. Although his rating was not high, the shortcomings of the sentries were not lost at all. The first ones were the guides who looked down on physical idiots.
"Go away, little boy! Man, be careful to spend your face in a fight!"
After Fang Qi heard this, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
To be honest, the person who provoked Lu Lanqiu so much last time... Hey, it doesn't matter if you don't talk about it, he himself jumped over this trap.
The sneer on Lu Lanqiu's face remained unabated, Hai Dongqing hovered and landed on his shoulders, her snow-white feathers seemed to have fallen from a heavy snowfall.
What a bitch, Brom was about to open his mouth to continue mocking, the next moment, he heard a burst of laughter from the surrounding sentinels.
He doesn't know why.
"Hey, Bloom, your friends are leaving you alone!"
Turning around, I found that the sentinels who had just fallen to the ground were hugging and dancing ballroom dancing. The scene of a group of burly men hugging and dancing looked no different from free wrestling.
And then, he found himself uncontrollably picking up his gun and happily doing a pole dance!
What would it be like for a man who is 1.9 meters tall and weighs [-] to dance a pole dance?
Witness Captain Fang said that his eyes were hot.
Fang Qi silently mourned for these young people in his heart, then turned his head and said to Lu Lanqiu: "Mr. Lu, your eyes are too hot, can you change the program?
Lu Lanqiu didn't speak, but looked at the stunned Uncle Harry: "What do you think?"
The old man was stunned for a long time, sighed, and finally said: "Come on Bloom, you have already lost."
Bloom was still a little unconvinced: "Why lose? If it wasn't for the guide's deceit, Fang Qi would have won?"
While talking, he twisted his waist and hips in various positions while holding the gun barrel, almost rubbing a gun out of sparks.
Uncle Harry said, "Stop making trouble, if it wasn't for worrying about hurting you, once the two of them team up, it would be useless for everyone here."
After he finished speaking, he turned his head and said to Lu Lanqiu: "Boy, for my sake, please spare these children, we will follow Fang Qi."
Fang Qi nodded to Lu Lanqiu, and then Lu Lanqiu said, "Drinking alone is too boring, it's just adding some entertainment programs. Since you don't want to watch it, forget it."
Seeing Bloom sneer after speaking, Haidongqing spread his wings again, circled twice in mid-air, and gradually disappeared into the air.
Just then, there was a knock on the door of the bar.
Three long and one short, three short and one long.
It stands to reason, the door of the bar, if you want to come in, come in, where do you need to knock on the door?
When Uncle Harry heard this, he immediately had a clue in his mind, and hurried over to open the door.
Fang Qi also heard the knock on the door, and followed him out.
On the endless wasteland outside, there are seven or eight military unloading trucks parked, all with high beams on, shaking people's eyes hard.
Around the truck, there were dozens of burly adult men standing here and there, and Lu Lanqiu didn't even bother to explore: Yishui's B-rank sentinel.
The leaders were all older sentinels, and when they saw Uncle Harry and Fang Qi, they hurried over.
"Isn't this Fang Qi? It's been a long time since I saw you!"
"Our fireworks stand is also useless for a few days, and I wonder if it has been abandoned."
"As soon as I saw the signal flare, I knew that someone must be bullying our B-level sentinel again, so I quickly threw away what I was doing and rushed over!"
After everyone chattered, they looked at old Harry: "Old man, who started the fire today?"
Uncle Harry looked at Fang Qi, so everyone stopped chattering and waited for Fang Qi to speak.
Fang Qiyang smiled mysteriously: "We won't fight today."
Everyone was dissatisfied immediately: "If you don't fight, what do you ask us to do?"
Fang Qi picked up the gun and fired a shot at the sky. The sound of the gun was heard far and wide in the empty wasteland.
Lu Lanqiu found that at this moment Fang Qi seemed to have a light on his body.
Captain Fang didn't talk too much nonsense, and expressed his feelings directly: "Let's go to the tower and do something!"
The brilliant and shining light instantly illuminated the dark wilderness.
The sentries hiding in the bar were also shocked by the sound of the flare when they exploded and looked at each other with puzzled expressions on their faces.
"Isn't old Harry drunk?"
"Haha, I probably lit the fuse as a cigarette."
"Even if he was a stubborn old man, there will be a day when his hands are too trembling to hold a wine glass."
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a loud gunshot, and the loud music in the bar stopped.
Everyone looked towards the place where the gunshot sounded.
Fang Qi calmly put the gun back on his waist, and smiled at everyone, "I'm sorry, I spoiled everyone's enjoyment of drinking—I let you let go of the assembly order just now."
His tone was brisk, as if what he had just released was not an assembly order, but an ordinary firecracker.
Everyone's eyes suddenly became very strange. Several young sentries surrounded Fang Qi, looked at Fang Qi curiously, and said, "Are you Fang Qi?"
Fang Qi smiled with crooked eyebrows: "It's easy to say, it's my humble servant."
The sentry was also young and vigorous, took out a handful of military thorns and nailed it on the table, and said provocatively: "I heard that there is an S-rank sentry in our alliance, is that you?"
Fang Qi raised his legs leisurely, looked at the young sentinel, and said modestly: "The division of labor in the revolution is different."
The young sentry winked at his companions, and seven or eight burly sentries jumped out of the crowd and surrounded Fang Qi.
The leader said: "We are all rough people and can only speak with our fists. Captain Fang, we didn't experience it when you helped fight before. It's a pity that we didn't hug our thighs."
Fang Qi raised his eyebrows, he learned this trick from Lu Lanqiu, only three points are similar, the rest is his own seven points: "So?"
"So you are busy today, we can help, but there is a condition."
Fang Qi heard something, turned around and picked up the water glass on the bar, took a sip of water, and then said slowly: "Tell me."
"As long as you convince our brothers today, no matter who it is, our brothers will help you deal with him."
Before Fang Qi could speak, Uncle Harry had already thumped down from upstairs. Seeing this posture, he immediately understood everything.
He hurriedly said to the young sentinel in charge, "Brom, what are you doing?"
The young man named Brome glanced at Uncle Harry, and said with a twist of his neck: "Being famous is worse than seeing each other. If Fang Qi convinces us today, I'll be like a cow and a horse! Let alone go A fight, even if it's against Tari, is just a matter of his words, but if he can't convince his brothers today—"
He paused, looked around, and said again: "He has to erase the name on the signature column outside!"
Erasing the name means that Fang Qi will never belong to this group, and it also means erasing Fang Qi's contribution to this group.
When Uncle Harry heard this, he frowned and said, "Nonsense! Those are all brothers who were born and died together before, how can you just wipe it off!"
As he spoke, he wanted to stand up and explain to these people the reason for Fang Qi's fireworks this time.
As a result, just as he took a step, a hand was in front of him, and it was Fang Qi.
Fang Qi casually glanced at the wall clock on the wall, it was pointing to a quarter past eight in the evening.It has been half an hour since they left the tower.
A level three safe house can resist an earthquake of magnitude eight, and can resist most modern weapons except nuclear | bombs.
And Coco they also went to support.
However, the old man Yale Funa naturally also thought of this level.
Reinforcements must be drawn quickly.
However, the tradition of Sentinel has always been to speak with fists.
Only then did he slowly turn his head to look at this group of young sentinels who were full of vigor. The immaturity and bravery on the faces of these people made him feel very nostalgic.
He said slowly: "Interesting, what you said just now, but what you said, everyone present, please be a witness."
Fang Qi took out the military stabs on his body, and wiped them slowly: "Using the guns is to bully you, you go up together, I will use this." He carefully glanced at the gleaming weapon, very kindly Added: "Remember to use a gun."
As soon as the voice fell, the water glass on the bar exploded instantly, and the water splashed everywhere.
The leader Brom said: "Stop talking nonsense, next time it will be your head!"
After finishing speaking, he made a show of color at the surrounding sentries, and immediately the group of big men pulled out various weapons and aimed at Fang Qi.
"Captain Fang, I admire your strength as an S-rank sentry, but you'd better not underestimate the unity of the B-rank sentry."
The sentry was very impassioned every word.
After speaking, everyone aimed at Fang Qi unanimously, ready to shoot.At the same time, all the grotesque spiritual bodies were released, and the room was crowded with excitement.
at this time.
There was a sound of hawk chirping, and the gang of sentinels fell to the ground.
In an instant, he was the only one left around, and the B-rank sentinel Brom had obviously never seen such a situation before, and he panicked.
Even if you usually meet a guide on the battlefield, it is rare to have such a large-scale damage.
Although Uncle Harry's rating is low, but he has a lot of experience as a sentinel, he understood it instantly, and murmured in a low voice: "It's an S-level guide... No, this kind of large-scale mental intervention, even if Ellie used to Nor can it be done!"
He turned his head in an instant, staring at Lu Lanqiu who had been sitting in front of the bar without saying a word.
"Is that you, boy?"
The other sentinels who were watching the play just now also became serious, looking at Lu Lanqiu's back silently.
——That is really too thin a back figure.
Lu Lanqiu Shi Shiran put down the water glass in her hand and turned around, looking like an old man.
He lazily raised his eyes to glance at Fang Qi, and then slowly wandered among the sentinels on the ground.
The sharp eyes like a scalpel slowly gouged out this group of young people, giving people the illusion of being slow.
Only then did Lu Lanqiu let out a sneer from the corner of his mouth: "The courage of a man is worse than going to the battlefield, how about it?"
Brom was furious. Although his rating was not high, the shortcomings of the sentries were not lost at all. The first ones were the guides who looked down on physical idiots.
"Go away, little boy! Man, be careful to spend your face in a fight!"
After Fang Qi heard this, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
To be honest, the person who provoked Lu Lanqiu so much last time... Hey, it doesn't matter if you don't talk about it, he himself jumped over this trap.
The sneer on Lu Lanqiu's face remained unabated, Hai Dongqing hovered and landed on his shoulders, her snow-white feathers seemed to have fallen from a heavy snowfall.
What a bitch, Brom was about to open his mouth to continue mocking, the next moment, he heard a burst of laughter from the surrounding sentinels.
He doesn't know why.
"Hey, Bloom, your friends are leaving you alone!"
Turning around, I found that the sentinels who had just fallen to the ground were hugging and dancing ballroom dancing. The scene of a group of burly men hugging and dancing looked no different from free wrestling.
And then, he found himself uncontrollably picking up his gun and happily doing a pole dance!
What would it be like for a man who is 1.9 meters tall and weighs [-] to dance a pole dance?
Witness Captain Fang said that his eyes were hot.
Fang Qi silently mourned for these young people in his heart, then turned his head and said to Lu Lanqiu: "Mr. Lu, your eyes are too hot, can you change the program?
Lu Lanqiu didn't speak, but looked at the stunned Uncle Harry: "What do you think?"
The old man was stunned for a long time, sighed, and finally said: "Come on Bloom, you have already lost."
Bloom was still a little unconvinced: "Why lose? If it wasn't for the guide's deceit, Fang Qi would have won?"
While talking, he twisted his waist and hips in various positions while holding the gun barrel, almost rubbing a gun out of sparks.
Uncle Harry said, "Stop making trouble, if it wasn't for worrying about hurting you, once the two of them team up, it would be useless for everyone here."
After he finished speaking, he turned his head and said to Lu Lanqiu: "Boy, for my sake, please spare these children, we will follow Fang Qi."
Fang Qi nodded to Lu Lanqiu, and then Lu Lanqiu said, "Drinking alone is too boring, it's just adding some entertainment programs. Since you don't want to watch it, forget it."
Seeing Bloom sneer after speaking, Haidongqing spread his wings again, circled twice in mid-air, and gradually disappeared into the air.
Just then, there was a knock on the door of the bar.
Three long and one short, three short and one long.
It stands to reason, the door of the bar, if you want to come in, come in, where do you need to knock on the door?
When Uncle Harry heard this, he immediately had a clue in his mind, and hurried over to open the door.
Fang Qi also heard the knock on the door, and followed him out.
On the endless wasteland outside, there are seven or eight military unloading trucks parked, all with high beams on, shaking people's eyes hard.
Around the truck, there were dozens of burly adult men standing here and there, and Lu Lanqiu didn't even bother to explore: Yishui's B-rank sentinel.
The leaders were all older sentinels, and when they saw Uncle Harry and Fang Qi, they hurried over.
"Isn't this Fang Qi? It's been a long time since I saw you!"
"Our fireworks stand is also useless for a few days, and I wonder if it has been abandoned."
"As soon as I saw the signal flare, I knew that someone must be bullying our B-level sentinel again, so I quickly threw away what I was doing and rushed over!"
After everyone chattered, they looked at old Harry: "Old man, who started the fire today?"
Uncle Harry looked at Fang Qi, so everyone stopped chattering and waited for Fang Qi to speak.
Fang Qiyang smiled mysteriously: "We won't fight today."
Everyone was dissatisfied immediately: "If you don't fight, what do you ask us to do?"
Fang Qi picked up the gun and fired a shot at the sky. The sound of the gun was heard far and wide in the empty wasteland.
Lu Lanqiu found that at this moment Fang Qi seemed to have a light on his body.
Captain Fang didn't talk too much nonsense, and expressed his feelings directly: "Let's go to the tower and do something!"
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