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Chapter 49: Chapter 49

Lu Lanqiu stared at the unknown object in front of her, feeling that she was facing a major crisis in her life at this moment.

Of course, he has encountered more dangerous crises in his previous life, but he has never been afraid to shrink back, but this time, he felt the obvious difficulty.

"I said, forget about skirts and wigs, and I can bear with makeup. Can things like stockings be avoided?"

He took a deep breath, turned around and said to Fang Qi who was already wearing a security shirt.

Although he didn't quite understand why there was only one security uniform in the linen room, which was obviously the women's uniform area, which meant that one of them must be stuffed into the cleaning uniform.

But obviously that person will not be Fang Qi who is close to 1.9 meters tall.

Fang Qi was already arranging the sleeves of his shirt in front of the mirror. He had long hands and feet, broad shoulders and a narrow waist. Wearing this shirt on him almost revealed the advantages of his entire upper body.

It's strange to say that Fang Qi's military rank should not be low, but because he has been on missions for a long time, most of them still wear comfortable combat uniforms, so he is wearing a uniform seriously. This is probably the first time Lu Lanqiu has seen it.

It has to be said that some people are born for uniforms.

Fang Qi turned around after hearing the words, and saw Lu Lanqiu worrying about a pair of stockings.

"Of course I'm fine with that, if you'd rather try a depilatory."

For some reason, Lu Lanqiu heard a hint of gloating.

He sighed, heaved a sigh of relief, and put on the stockings and skirt.

Fang Qi had already put on his uniform and tied his belt, making him look tall and energetic.

He had nothing to do, so he began to sit on the sidelines boredly waiting for Lu Lanqiu.

It didn't feel good to have a pair of scorching eyes glued to her back. Lu Lanqiu almost fell off with one foot in the air. Fang Qi quickly went up to help him up: "Mr. Lu, how old are you? Why are you even wearing clothes?" Want someone to help?"

The hoarse voice floated in his ears, and Lu Lanqiu couldn't help feeling a little hot in his ears: "Stop talking nonsense, my zipper can't reach, hurry up and help."

Fang Qi had no choice but to stop laughing, and touched the zipper of the narrow skirt with his hand. Lu Lanqiu's waist was very thin, and because of his height, he chose a large skirt for women, so it was more than enough to wear it on.

As the zipper was closed little by little, Lu Lanqiu couldn't help staring at Fang Qi in the mirror.

He has three-dimensional facial features, high browbones, and sharp eyebrows. This kind of appearance is very conspicuous in itself, coupled with a tall uniform, he wears a kind of upright temperament.

No wonder someone said to subdue temptation, Lu Lanqiu deeply understood this kind of psychology.

Fang Qi didn't realize it at all, he stared at Lu Lanqiu's skirt and frowned.

This kind of narrow skirt is originally to highlight the female figure, and the thin waist and buttocks are the best.

However, it is also too close.

Lu Lanqiu's waistline was almost completely exposed.

Fang Qi frowned and didn't speak for a long time. Lu Lanqiu thought there was something wrong with the skirt, so she turned around and asked him, "What's wrong?"

Fang Qi raised his head, glanced at him, found an apron from the shelf next to him, and put it on Lu Lanqiu without saying a word. You were dissatisfied, turned around and took out some rags to hang around his waist. Finally satisfied.

Lu Lanqiu didn't have time to pay attention to Fang Qi, he took out a cosmetic bag from the cabinet beside him, and began to retouch his face.

His facial features are exquisite and delicate, and they are five points similar to Lu Heng. It's just that his temperament is cold and hard, so he doesn't show any femininity. The disguise is to make some modifications on this basis to make himself into A little more feminine and softer.

By raising eyebrow peaks, rounding eyes, and softening contours, you can transform your appearance into a feminine one.

The above is from Chen Luo's disguise teaching class.

Lu Lanqiu is a person with a strong learning ability, so when doing all of this, except for some inexperience from novices, everything went smoothly.

The only thing that didn't go well was from a huge object that continued to emit low pressure.

"I said, Teacher Lu, is it necessary to make the eyes so big? And what kind of black thing is brushing on the eyelashes? Plaster?"

"..." Lu Lanqiu ignored him.

"I said, Teacher Lu, is this fan too white?"

"..." Lu Lanqiu changed a color number with a dark face.

"I said, Mr. Lu, are your lips too red?"

Lu Lanqiu couldn't bear it anymore, turned around aggressively and took two steps towards Fang Qi.

Fang Qi shut his mouth in an instant when he saw him asking the teacher for his crime with a cold face.

Lu Lanqiu lowered her head, her forehead touched the top, her black eyelashes that had been brushed with mascara almost pierced into the opponent's eyes:

"Captain Fang, if you can go ahead, if you can't, just shut up. I don't mind switching identities with you at all." Lu Lanqiu said word by word.

Fang Qi stared at Lu Lanqiu, who was close at hand, his entire face was already a little strange through skillful changes, only those dark eyes were still like lake water, and his own appearance was clearly reflected in them.

He raised the corner of his mouth.

Lu Lanqiu's mind instantly sounded the alarm.

——Every time Fang Qi smiled at him like this, nothing good would happen.

Sure enough, Fang Qi stretched out his hand, caressed Lu Lanqiu's powdered face, and wiped his bright red lips that were as bright as blood.

With this rubbing, the color on the lips suddenly faded a little, not as bright as before.

Fang Qi put the finger that had rubbed Lu Lanqiu's lip gloss back on Lu Lanqiu's face, and wiped it on one side of both cheeks. Blood color finally appeared on his pale face, and he didn't know whether it was Fang Qi's credit or the lip gloss. credit.

"It's about the same color now."

Fang Qi looked at it for a while, and then withdrew his hand contentedly.

Lu Lanqiu was stunned for a while, then turned to look at herself in the mirror.

Because I don't wear glasses, the outline of myself in the mirror is a bit blurred, but it is obvious that the willow leaves have curved eyebrows, and the thin lips that are used to being tightly pressed together on weekdays also reveal the pink color of Zaozakura. A little red, a little crimson in the eyes.

A cold face, because of these pretty reds, instantly became a bit girlish.

Who is this person?

Captain Fang, what did you do to my face?

Lu Lanqiu hurriedly brought her glasses and put them on.

Heh, there are two more just right abstinence temperaments.

Lu Lanqiu turned her head and glanced at Fang Qi who was lazily leaning against the wall admiring his embarrassment, gritted her teeth, and decided that she would never touch anything related to women again.

Will lose life.Greatly reduced life.

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At three o'clock in the afternoon, it was the cleaning time for the experimental area. Cruise was a sentry standing at the door of a guard room, enjoying a rare leisure time with another sentry named Sean.

The sunshine in winter is very rare, and there is a kind of lazy comfort when it shines on the body.

After a while, it will be time to change shifts, and they can taste the venison in the cafeteria comfortably. The food in Weilan Company has always been better than that in other places. Of course, like its high salary, it is a means of attracting talents.

They didn't know who they were guarding, they only knew that there had been various embarrassing shouts and curses coming from inside since midnight last night.

Of course, as professional guards, they don't need to care about these, they just need to confirm that the people inside are still alive every few hours.

They chatted for half an hour, and then a guard came to change shifts with them. Today is very strange, two guards should have come to change their shifts, but today only one came.

"What's going on?" Cruise frowned. Two people must complete the handover at the same time before leaving. If only one person comes, they have to wait until the other person can leave work.

The sentinel named Odru apologized repeatedly, saying that the other person had asked for leave and would be later.

Cruise was about to get angry, but Sean quickly stopped him. At this time, another sentry came over and said that his matter had been resolved, and the two of them could get off work.

Cruise was about to get angry, but a thought suddenly entered his mind: leave him alone, it's time to go to dinner after get off work.

So he frowned and pulled Sean away together.

Neither he nor Cruise nor Audru noticed the late sentry smiling under the brim of his hat.

A cleaning man pushing a cleaning cart came towards him. Sean touched his body with a cigarette in his mouth, and found that the lighter had fallen off at some point, so he stopped the cleaning man.

Bao Jie is a tall and thin woman. He didn't pay attention to it just now, but only now did he realize that this Bao Jie is very handsome and wears a pair of ascetic eyes. He didn't like this type of woman before, but now Found out, just because it wasn't pretty enough.

With a cigarette in his mouth, he glanced at the woman with a half-smile. It seemed that "Annie" was written on the woman's breastplate?

The chest is a little flat, he commented favorably, but it's not a big problem.

"Is there a fire?" he asked vaguely.

The woman glanced at him, said nothing, and took out a lighter from her apron pocket. These housekeepers would always have a lighter with them because they needed to light incense in the toilet.

Women's hands are very thin, but unfortunately the joints are a little obvious, making them look a bit masculine.

He raised his eyebrows and didn't pick it up. Instead, he put his mouth close to the cigarette in Nunu's mouth: "Come on, light it for me."

The woman raised her eyes and glanced at him. This glance was quite charming, and there was a little charm in the coldness. He was almost stunned, as if he was stupid, and stood there motionless.

The fire was ignited in front of his eyes, a small ball of light ignited with a breath, and almost burned his eyebrows without feeling it at all.

After a long time, the smoke had burnt off, and he was still immersed in the woman's amorous gaze.

Instead, Cruise next to him reminded him: "It's time to eat, Sean."

When Xiao En came back to his senses, he saw that the woman in front of him had already walked a long way, leaving only a tall figure behind.

Sean stared at the woman's exposed calf, the ankle line was small and delicate.

He turned his head and smiled: "Annie...?"

She turned her head, folded her hands, and whistled as she walked, thinking, maybe sometime I can go to the cleaning department for a walk, and ask if this Anne has a boyfriend.

The author has something to say: Steel Straight Men's Team, Online Makeup Tutorial: Dual-use Lip Gloss for Lips and Cheeks, Teacher Lu Specially Cuts Masculinity.

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