his tongue-in-cheek guide
Chapter 25: Chapter 25
Song Zhixiao couldn't bear to watch the next scene.
Because...it was too miserable.
Mr. Lu is a frail scholar, why should he expect him to be as tough as a sentinel?Also, Captain Fang, do you still want to accept Teacher Lu's spiritual counseling?
After a friendly (Song Zhixiao added: violent) exchange, Lu Lanqiu decided to learn from Fang Qi and learn how to fight.
Fang Qi naturally readily agreed.
So in the next week, Lu Lanqiu once again experienced the nightmare of physical education class: the never-ending [-], endless sit-ups, and the annoying sports committee.
Fang Qi said that his aptitude is shallow, and he can only learn from the simplest self-defense techniques. The two of them always fight with each other in class, and they often start to bite each other mentally and physically.At the beginning, the little tiger Chen Luo and the others watched with relish, but later the battle became more and more tragic with Lu Lanqiu's increasing force value, and this group of little cubs decided to cherish their lives and stay away from the battlefield, leaving only Song Zhixiao to be there every day tremblingly. Waiting on the sidelines.
Poor little Song is a handsome young talent, only in his early twenties and already showing signs of hair loss.
Just when Lu Lanqiu was intensifying his training day by day and Song Zhixiao was full of sadness day by day, the outside situation was gradually deteriorating as expected at the beginning. After a large-scale cooling down three days ago, the country C The zombies began to migrate southward, and this cold-resistant creature began to be hunted on a large scale, and the red area on the map began to spread like a flu virus.
What followed was a food crisis. As a large agricultural country, country C's land fall meant a shortage of food, and the value of agricultural products on the international futures market began to rise at an astonishing rate.
The turmoil in the situation meant that the tower was busy. After that, several groups of combat teams had been dispatched successively. The originally bustling tower has also shown some bleakness recently.
During lunch in the cafeteria that day, Fang Qi's team received a new task.
This time Eleanor didn't communicate directly to them, but directly sent the document to Fang Qi, and it seemed that the people above were also overwhelmed by the issue of zombies.
"I just said that Elinor has reached menopause. Seeing these little guys one or two in full bloom, I feel sorry for each other." Fang Qi walked in front, not forgetting to tease his boss.
"You can keep some morals. Your retirement document needs to be signed by her to take effect. Be careful that she delays you for another ten or eight years. Then it will be nice to be squeezed out by the young sentinels." Lu Lanqiu frowned, and followed There was some dissatisfaction behind him.
Fang Qi shrugged: "It's okay, after staying on the front line for a long time, I'm not used to retreating to the back."
Lu Lanqiu had nothing to say, so she stepped up a few steps and walked in front of Fang Qi.
Fang Qi stopped him before taking two steps: "Hey, it's all the same way, what are you doing in those few steps?"
Lu Lanqiu glanced coldly at the other party's claws sticking to her body, Fang Qi quickly withdrew her hand: "Okay, old man, you can walk as you want."
After all, relying on the length of his legs, he passed him in two or three steps, and continued to walk to the front in a leisurely manner.
Lu Lanqiu looked at the back of the other party, and always felt a little strange: since this person came back, although he still loves to argue with him as before, there is always a trace of inexplicable intimacy between his words, which feels very subtle, as if There should be a weird tacit understanding between the two.
This kind of tacit understanding is very strange, like an old friend who has not seen for many years, seeping out in every gesture, for example, at lunch today, he just glanced at the news about the Ministry of Health's spread of zombie virus For preventive measures, Fang Qi naturally told him that Fatty Professor is now forming a team of experts to conduct vaccine research.
——Although in the end the two quarreled again in the cafeteria because of disagreements.
At first, he only felt that maybe they had experienced life and death with each other, and there was some camaraderie, but this feeling was always a little... ambiguous.
On the one hand, he felt that this tacit understanding made people feel ironic, and on the other hand, he felt that this tacit understanding came from a wrong path.
He sighed: Who cares, with Fang Qi's brain, can he still be tricked?
Pushing open the door of the meeting room, Ke Ke and several people have already arrived.
Jiang He, Xiaohu, and Chen Luo already admired Lu Lanqiu very much because of the previous incident, so they stood up with a bang and saluted Lu Lanqiu.
Fang Qi's complexion turned dark immediately, Jiang He didn't care, when did he ever see Xiaohu Chen Luo respecting someone so much, especially Chen Luo, a brat who is usually lazy, even though he respects Fang Qi, he often acts rudely in front of him Just kidding, it's a monkey grandson.
Ke Ke was the same as usual, she barely looked away from the computer screen, and said hi, which was regarded as a greeting.
In fact, these people can't be blamed for this matter, just like playing games, Fang Qi is awesome, he is a DPS at best, even if he is a dark sentinel, he is also a meaty DPS.As a guide, Lu Lanqiu is a milk, or a violent milk, and basically controls the lifeline of the whole team. How long a sentry team can last depends entirely on how good the milk is.
As the saying goes: no matter how high the output is, it will be bad if there is no milk; no matter how good the kung fu is, the poisonous milk will fall.
——Just kidding, Fang Qi is not the one who can really save them on the battlefield.
Ke Ke is happy to be at ease, she has always disliked the affairs of the guide, but as a registered guide, she must contribute to the tower, but fortunately Fang Qi is her leader, never interfering with her preferences, and even helped her find a way to reject the tower. Sentinel's binding application.
It is estimated that the deep father-daughter relationship between the two was established when everyone rejected the union application together.
The drought dies, and the flood dies.Compared to the bustling crowd of the father and daughter over there, the few remaining bachelor sentinels who were waiting to be fed looked very pitiful.
So this group of little bastards, adhering to the working style of "If you have a milk, you must be a mother", hugged Lu Lanqiu's thigh neatly.
Fang Qi waved at those useless ones with a grim expression: "Okay, we're all in the same team, so don't be so disciplined."
As soon as he sat down, he saw that those gangsters had put a cup of hot tea on Lu Lanqiu's hand.
Then he looked at the deserted people in front of his desk, and suddenly an evil fire burned in his heart.
But Fang Qi is a person who has seen the world anyway, cleared his throat, and decided to talk about the business first before rectifying the family tradition.
"Not much nonsense, now everyone has heard about the situation outside, and the higher-ups have given us new tasks."
When Lu Lanqiu heard this, she didn't bother to find fault with Fang Qi, she straightened her attitude, and looked at Fang Qi with clear eyes, like a young boy who listened carefully.
Fang Qi turned on the projector, and an isolated island appeared on the screen, shaped somewhat like a seagull.It's just that most of the other islands are green from the satellite map, but this island is dark gray of reinforced concrete.
——This is an artificial island.
As a standard top student, Lu Lanqiu recognized this place almost immediately: "Grey Gull Island?"
Fang Qi really wanted to reprimand this classmate for not asking questions, but just opened his mouth and met the other party's clear eyes, somehow, the reprimand turned around when he reached his mouth: "Yes, Gray Gull island."
Since there are excellent students in a class, there are also poor students. As an outstanding representative of the poor students, Chen Luo clearly demonstrated his self-cultivation as a poor student: "Grey Gull Island, what the hell is that place?"
Fang Qi rolled his eyes fiercely in his heart, but fortunately Ke Ke said very well: "Grey Gull Island, also known as the Island of Sin, is the largest prison in the world, the location of the Los Angeles Prison, which is designed to detain the world's prisons. Prisoners who have committed serious crimes in various countries but cannot be sentenced to death for various reasons.”
As soon as these words came out, almost everyone understood who the target was this time.
The man on the screen is a man in his early thirties, with the elegance of a literati. Judging from the pixels, it should be a photo taken ten years ago, but the slightly blurred photo does not detract from the man's cleanliness. A clump of slender bamboos has a bit of strong and unbreakable character.
It's hard to imagine that such a person is actually a heinous criminal.
Ke Ke continued typing on the keyboard while stuffing Pocky into his mouth: "Yang Chenguang, a famous genetic engineer. According to the information provided by Yue Shan, it was this person who sent out the news from the prison, warning him that someone was against him. But there is one thing that is very strange, Los Angeles Prison is the largest and most well-equipped prison in the world, how did Yang Chenguang pass the news?"
Fang Qi rubbed the center of his eyebrows: "Ke Ke, can you call out Yang Chenguang's prison visit records in recent months?"
After a while of operation, Ke Ke brought up a form: "Because most of the prisoners in Los Angeles Prison are serious criminals, there is only one day for visiting the prison every year, and that is Christmas, and Yang Chenguang has no visiting records in the past five years."
Fang Qi shook his head: "There must be something we have neglected, and the guards have not noticed."
Xiaohu listened here for a long time, and couldn't bear the loneliness: "What's the matter, let's go in directly, drag him out, beat him up, don't we know everything?"
The idiot Chen Luo shook his head irreverently: "Idiot, why do you think Los Angeles Prison is called the world's number one prison, and has the guts to accept all kinds of serious criminals in the world? It's a place where even the zombie virus can't be infected."
Xiaohu usually annoys Chen Luo the most, the cunning little guy who always takes the lead in everything, and suddenly said annoyed: "Am I wrong? Can I get any clues just by talking here? Stinky lizard."
Seeing that the two of them were about to fight again, Fang Qi had no choice but to say: "Okay, you two have mouths, since the higher ups have given us a task, then no one can run away." After he finished speaking, his eyes fell on Lu Lanqiu Body: "What do you think? Teacher Lu."
Lu Lanqiu sat calmly, took a sip of tea calmly and said, "It's just right, my bones are almost falling apart after resting for the past two days."
He and Fang Qi looked at each other, and the other party immediately understood, closed the notebook in his hand, and said bluntly: "Then don't talk about it, pack up and leave in three days."
The island on the screen is under heavy fog, with a kind of depression of death, like a seagull unable to fly out of the dense fog, trapped in the silence of the sea of death.
The author has something to say: the new copy is open.
Because...it was too miserable.
Mr. Lu is a frail scholar, why should he expect him to be as tough as a sentinel?Also, Captain Fang, do you still want to accept Teacher Lu's spiritual counseling?
After a friendly (Song Zhixiao added: violent) exchange, Lu Lanqiu decided to learn from Fang Qi and learn how to fight.
Fang Qi naturally readily agreed.
So in the next week, Lu Lanqiu once again experienced the nightmare of physical education class: the never-ending [-], endless sit-ups, and the annoying sports committee.
Fang Qi said that his aptitude is shallow, and he can only learn from the simplest self-defense techniques. The two of them always fight with each other in class, and they often start to bite each other mentally and physically.At the beginning, the little tiger Chen Luo and the others watched with relish, but later the battle became more and more tragic with Lu Lanqiu's increasing force value, and this group of little cubs decided to cherish their lives and stay away from the battlefield, leaving only Song Zhixiao to be there every day tremblingly. Waiting on the sidelines.
Poor little Song is a handsome young talent, only in his early twenties and already showing signs of hair loss.
Just when Lu Lanqiu was intensifying his training day by day and Song Zhixiao was full of sadness day by day, the outside situation was gradually deteriorating as expected at the beginning. After a large-scale cooling down three days ago, the country C The zombies began to migrate southward, and this cold-resistant creature began to be hunted on a large scale, and the red area on the map began to spread like a flu virus.
What followed was a food crisis. As a large agricultural country, country C's land fall meant a shortage of food, and the value of agricultural products on the international futures market began to rise at an astonishing rate.
The turmoil in the situation meant that the tower was busy. After that, several groups of combat teams had been dispatched successively. The originally bustling tower has also shown some bleakness recently.
During lunch in the cafeteria that day, Fang Qi's team received a new task.
This time Eleanor didn't communicate directly to them, but directly sent the document to Fang Qi, and it seemed that the people above were also overwhelmed by the issue of zombies.
"I just said that Elinor has reached menopause. Seeing these little guys one or two in full bloom, I feel sorry for each other." Fang Qi walked in front, not forgetting to tease his boss.
"You can keep some morals. Your retirement document needs to be signed by her to take effect. Be careful that she delays you for another ten or eight years. Then it will be nice to be squeezed out by the young sentinels." Lu Lanqiu frowned, and followed There was some dissatisfaction behind him.
Fang Qi shrugged: "It's okay, after staying on the front line for a long time, I'm not used to retreating to the back."
Lu Lanqiu had nothing to say, so she stepped up a few steps and walked in front of Fang Qi.
Fang Qi stopped him before taking two steps: "Hey, it's all the same way, what are you doing in those few steps?"
Lu Lanqiu glanced coldly at the other party's claws sticking to her body, Fang Qi quickly withdrew her hand: "Okay, old man, you can walk as you want."
After all, relying on the length of his legs, he passed him in two or three steps, and continued to walk to the front in a leisurely manner.
Lu Lanqiu looked at the back of the other party, and always felt a little strange: since this person came back, although he still loves to argue with him as before, there is always a trace of inexplicable intimacy between his words, which feels very subtle, as if There should be a weird tacit understanding between the two.
This kind of tacit understanding is very strange, like an old friend who has not seen for many years, seeping out in every gesture, for example, at lunch today, he just glanced at the news about the Ministry of Health's spread of zombie virus For preventive measures, Fang Qi naturally told him that Fatty Professor is now forming a team of experts to conduct vaccine research.
——Although in the end the two quarreled again in the cafeteria because of disagreements.
At first, he only felt that maybe they had experienced life and death with each other, and there was some camaraderie, but this feeling was always a little... ambiguous.
On the one hand, he felt that this tacit understanding made people feel ironic, and on the other hand, he felt that this tacit understanding came from a wrong path.
He sighed: Who cares, with Fang Qi's brain, can he still be tricked?
Pushing open the door of the meeting room, Ke Ke and several people have already arrived.
Jiang He, Xiaohu, and Chen Luo already admired Lu Lanqiu very much because of the previous incident, so they stood up with a bang and saluted Lu Lanqiu.
Fang Qi's complexion turned dark immediately, Jiang He didn't care, when did he ever see Xiaohu Chen Luo respecting someone so much, especially Chen Luo, a brat who is usually lazy, even though he respects Fang Qi, he often acts rudely in front of him Just kidding, it's a monkey grandson.
Ke Ke was the same as usual, she barely looked away from the computer screen, and said hi, which was regarded as a greeting.
In fact, these people can't be blamed for this matter, just like playing games, Fang Qi is awesome, he is a DPS at best, even if he is a dark sentinel, he is also a meaty DPS.As a guide, Lu Lanqiu is a milk, or a violent milk, and basically controls the lifeline of the whole team. How long a sentry team can last depends entirely on how good the milk is.
As the saying goes: no matter how high the output is, it will be bad if there is no milk; no matter how good the kung fu is, the poisonous milk will fall.
——Just kidding, Fang Qi is not the one who can really save them on the battlefield.
Ke Ke is happy to be at ease, she has always disliked the affairs of the guide, but as a registered guide, she must contribute to the tower, but fortunately Fang Qi is her leader, never interfering with her preferences, and even helped her find a way to reject the tower. Sentinel's binding application.
It is estimated that the deep father-daughter relationship between the two was established when everyone rejected the union application together.
The drought dies, and the flood dies.Compared to the bustling crowd of the father and daughter over there, the few remaining bachelor sentinels who were waiting to be fed looked very pitiful.
So this group of little bastards, adhering to the working style of "If you have a milk, you must be a mother", hugged Lu Lanqiu's thigh neatly.
Fang Qi waved at those useless ones with a grim expression: "Okay, we're all in the same team, so don't be so disciplined."
As soon as he sat down, he saw that those gangsters had put a cup of hot tea on Lu Lanqiu's hand.
Then he looked at the deserted people in front of his desk, and suddenly an evil fire burned in his heart.
But Fang Qi is a person who has seen the world anyway, cleared his throat, and decided to talk about the business first before rectifying the family tradition.
"Not much nonsense, now everyone has heard about the situation outside, and the higher-ups have given us new tasks."
When Lu Lanqiu heard this, she didn't bother to find fault with Fang Qi, she straightened her attitude, and looked at Fang Qi with clear eyes, like a young boy who listened carefully.
Fang Qi turned on the projector, and an isolated island appeared on the screen, shaped somewhat like a seagull.It's just that most of the other islands are green from the satellite map, but this island is dark gray of reinforced concrete.
——This is an artificial island.
As a standard top student, Lu Lanqiu recognized this place almost immediately: "Grey Gull Island?"
Fang Qi really wanted to reprimand this classmate for not asking questions, but just opened his mouth and met the other party's clear eyes, somehow, the reprimand turned around when he reached his mouth: "Yes, Gray Gull island."
Since there are excellent students in a class, there are also poor students. As an outstanding representative of the poor students, Chen Luo clearly demonstrated his self-cultivation as a poor student: "Grey Gull Island, what the hell is that place?"
Fang Qi rolled his eyes fiercely in his heart, but fortunately Ke Ke said very well: "Grey Gull Island, also known as the Island of Sin, is the largest prison in the world, the location of the Los Angeles Prison, which is designed to detain the world's prisons. Prisoners who have committed serious crimes in various countries but cannot be sentenced to death for various reasons.”
As soon as these words came out, almost everyone understood who the target was this time.
The man on the screen is a man in his early thirties, with the elegance of a literati. Judging from the pixels, it should be a photo taken ten years ago, but the slightly blurred photo does not detract from the man's cleanliness. A clump of slender bamboos has a bit of strong and unbreakable character.
It's hard to imagine that such a person is actually a heinous criminal.
Ke Ke continued typing on the keyboard while stuffing Pocky into his mouth: "Yang Chenguang, a famous genetic engineer. According to the information provided by Yue Shan, it was this person who sent out the news from the prison, warning him that someone was against him. But there is one thing that is very strange, Los Angeles Prison is the largest and most well-equipped prison in the world, how did Yang Chenguang pass the news?"
Fang Qi rubbed the center of his eyebrows: "Ke Ke, can you call out Yang Chenguang's prison visit records in recent months?"
After a while of operation, Ke Ke brought up a form: "Because most of the prisoners in Los Angeles Prison are serious criminals, there is only one day for visiting the prison every year, and that is Christmas, and Yang Chenguang has no visiting records in the past five years."
Fang Qi shook his head: "There must be something we have neglected, and the guards have not noticed."
Xiaohu listened here for a long time, and couldn't bear the loneliness: "What's the matter, let's go in directly, drag him out, beat him up, don't we know everything?"
The idiot Chen Luo shook his head irreverently: "Idiot, why do you think Los Angeles Prison is called the world's number one prison, and has the guts to accept all kinds of serious criminals in the world? It's a place where even the zombie virus can't be infected."
Xiaohu usually annoys Chen Luo the most, the cunning little guy who always takes the lead in everything, and suddenly said annoyed: "Am I wrong? Can I get any clues just by talking here? Stinky lizard."
Seeing that the two of them were about to fight again, Fang Qi had no choice but to say: "Okay, you two have mouths, since the higher ups have given us a task, then no one can run away." After he finished speaking, his eyes fell on Lu Lanqiu Body: "What do you think? Teacher Lu."
Lu Lanqiu sat calmly, took a sip of tea calmly and said, "It's just right, my bones are almost falling apart after resting for the past two days."
He and Fang Qi looked at each other, and the other party immediately understood, closed the notebook in his hand, and said bluntly: "Then don't talk about it, pack up and leave in three days."
The island on the screen is under heavy fog, with a kind of depression of death, like a seagull unable to fly out of the dense fog, trapped in the silence of the sea of death.
The author has something to say: the new copy is open.
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