his tongue-in-cheek guide
Chapter 22 Chapter 22 War and Peace
"Can you say that again?!"
Fang Qi clapped his hands on Eleanor's desk, his eyes were full of anger: "You'd better think it through before you talk."
Elinor calmly threw the source of Fang Qi's anger - a red-headed document into his arms.
"Lu Lanqiu's evaluation report is out, the mental strength above S-level, the instrument can't detect the upper limit." The woman's voice was still ruthless.
Fang Qi threw the document back: "Is this what the report was written in? Look into my eyes and read it again."
Only then did Eleanor take back the document, and the title "Decision on Lu Lanqiu joining the Sharp Knife Squad as a guide" was particularly conspicuous on the document with red letters on a white background.
Fang Qi got angry when he saw those words: "That person is a member of the public, he should enjoy the rights and interests of a citizen and be protected by the army, right? Taking a step back, he is also a doctor, and his task should be to cure diseases and save lives. Under the current circumstances, shouldn't it be a shortage of resources? Why send him to the battlefield to die?"
Eleanor showed a cold smile: "Go on, why don't you say he still has another identity?" She rolled the document into a paper tube and poked Fang Qi's chest: "It is clearly mentioned in the "Sentry Guide Charter", Sentinels and guides have the obligation to provide unconditional assistance to the government when wars or major incidents break out. This is his obligation! Do you understand? Sentinel Fang Qi!"
Fang Qi didn't speak.
Eleanor continued: "Besides, even Coco couldn't help you with your unexplained mania last time. Only he can cure you. In the final analysis, you are also responsible for promoting this matter."
Fang Qi said: "What responsibility can I have?"
Eleanor frowned: "If you agreed to Tali's request earlier to accept the combination of a guide, would you still have his chance?"
Fang Qi was impatient: "Where is this? The two things have nothing to do with each other, okay. As I said, I don't need a guide."
"I'm sorry, Captain Fang, you are a very powerful sentinel, even close to the dark sentinel. If you have the opportunity, you may even become a dark sentinel, but not now." Eleanor severely broke Fang Qi's fantasy.
"You fart..."
"If you want to reach Franky's level in a short time, you have to complete the combination with the guide. If you don't like cocoa, this Teacher Lu is fine."
Fang Qi waved his hand and said firmly: "Is it a pedophile or a homosexual? I said, boss, I am not worthy of a normal guide? Lu Lanqiu is a male guide. If you want to maximize the economy, shouldn't you find him a female guide?" Sentinel? Are you still included in the scope of investigation for a bachelor like me who has been around for thousands of years?"
Elinor gave him a white look: "Knowing that you are a bachelor who has been around for thousands of years, why are you still not up to date? You have rejected several applications for the combination of female guides. Now you ask me? Once the sentinel passes forty, the mental power will drop sharply, like Your reckless fighting style is very dangerous."
Fang Qi picked his ears impatiently: "I know what's going on with me. Come on, anyway, Lu Lanqiu is a great Buddha, so even if you force him in, the decision to use it or not is up to me."
Elinor raised her brows upside down: "How dare you?"
Fang Qi had a hippie smile on his face: "Whether you dare or not, you have done it too many times."
Eleanor continued to sneer: "You don't want countless people rushing to ask for it. You should have realized this when you decided to bring those people back."
Fang Qi pouted and said in a low voice, "If I knew it, I wouldn't have brought him back."
Eleanor sighed: "That person is a natural guide and a warrior. He will return to the battlefield sooner or later. You can't stop it. Just like you can't stop an eagle from returning to the sky, or a giant whale from returning to the ocean."
Fang Qi is still struggling: "But he is a doctor after all, he has been saving people all the time, but now he is asked to kill people, will it be..."
"He is more adaptable than you think, Fang Qi." Eleanor said, "He has already applied for training on his own initiative."
Fang Qi leaned back after listening.
Eleanor suddenly showed a clear expression: "I know why you object to him going to the battlefield. I have read his file. He is originally from City Z, huh?"
Fang Qi's muscles tensed up immediately.
Fortunately, Eleanor didn't continue talking, she stepped forward and patted Fang Qi on the shoulder: "Anyway, accept the reality, Captain Fang, your team is about to welcome a new guide."
After finishing speaking, he turned around and left in a cool manner, leaving Fang Qi to flip the document to the last page with a depressed face, on which was Lu Lanqiu's resume.
He looked at Teacher Lu of Zhilan Yushu in the photo, and impatiently closed the document again.
It seems that you need to ask Coco for a little wizard.
a week later.The central training room in the tower.
"Thirteen minutes and 20 seconds, there are still three laps. Teacher Lu, can you do it? Do you want to take a break?" Song Zhixiao pinched off the stopwatch, and hurriedly handed the water and towel to Lu Lanqiu who was already out of breath. .
Since Lu Lanqiu was incorporated into the tower as a guide, Song Zhixiao also became a nutritionist and trainer as an additional condition for Lu Lanqiu.
By the way, Qi Le also became the operator in the tower because of Lu Lanqiu's relationship.
Lu Lanqiu shook his head. His spiritual power rating is extremely high, which means that if he goes to the battlefield, he can cause mental attack or mental counseling to a platoon of soldiers, but it also shows that his position is very dangerous, and he is the first priority of zombies or enemies. attack target.
Not everyone likes to torture the enemy with their own hands like Ed did last time.
He still needs to get used to the guide's survival mode as soon as possible.
Song Zhixiao looked at Lu Lanqiu's retreating back, and couldn't help sighing: Teacher Lu put too much pressure on himself.After all, how could a proud person like Mr. Lu allow himself to be a burden?
Song Zhixiao sighed, and looked at the large LCD screen outside the training room, which was broadcasting the virus outbreak in country C.
One day after they arrived in the tower, the Ministry of Health of Country C, which had been silent for 24 hours, finally issued an official statement confirming the outbreak of the zombie virus.One stone caused a thousand waves. At this moment, the World Health Organization is holding an emergency meeting to discuss the next step. It is said that the fat professor was also invited to participate in the video conference.
Although the "Several Regulations on Emergency Plans for Dealing with Zombies" were quickly formulated, the situation was still out of control.
The zombie virus did spread extremely fast as they had guessed at the beginning, and soon one-third of country C's land was marked with a red mark as a heavily polluted area.
And the worst thing is, because country C is a landlocked country, it borders on the land of several countries. It is winter now. If spring starts, zombies are likely to migrate inland in batches, and even the borders will not be able to stop it The invasion of this group of ghosts.
While thinking about it, Lu Lanqiu had finished the remaining three laps panting like a bull. He didn't dare to sit down immediately after running, so he had to walk back and forth slowly with a pale face.
At this moment, Lu Lanqiu took off his eyes and wiped his sweat with a towel. Song Zhixiao couldn't help but observe him quietly: Lu Lanqiu was always calm and professional on weekdays, but now he took off his glasses, and his slightly long forehead hair slid down. Shengsheng was several years younger, and with the tear moles at the corners of his eyes, he actually showed a bit of youthful softness, and even the sweat oozing from the tip of his nose seemed to be shining.
——Simply, it makes people have a desire to abuse.
Song Zhixiao quickly shook off the terrible thoughts in his mind. Teacher Lu is so holy and noble, how could he have such terrible thoughts, he must have been scared out of his wits by that black-haired mulatto.
Amitabha, Teacher Lu, please do not probe my thinking at this time.
"Hey, aren't you the guide that Fang Qi was holding on to that day?"
Lu Lanqiu turned her head when she heard the sound, and saw a row of people standing in front of her, some men and some women, it was obvious that the visitors were not friendly.He squinted his eyes and put his glasses on.
The leader was a sentinel, who seemed to be about the same age as Fang Qi, but Lu Lanqiu looked at the sentry number on the other's chest calmly: AD09589, the number of the sentinel in the tower was based on rating + native place + registration number The person who was numbered, that is, this person is an A-level sentinel, a native of D country, and the 9589th A-level sentinel currently registered.
From the looks of it, it should be Fang Qi's contemporaneous student, but obviously, the rating is lower than Fang Qi's.
Lu Lanqiu raised his forehead: He had expected that with Fang Qi's ability and temperament, his popularity in the same period would probably not be much better than that of Ed and the others.And the riot he had with Fang Qi in the tower that day naturally made this person think that he and Fang Qi were in the same group.
Hearing the movement, other people in the arena also gathered together to watch the play.
"Yo, isn't this Chris from Chasing Waves? Who's the other one?"
"You don't know? The guide who joined the Sharp Knife Squad was just announced."
Another group of guide soldiers surrounded him: "Isn't that Fang Qi's person?"
"Fang Qi, who is so high-sighted, actually agreed to add people to their team?"
Chris saw so many people watching the good show, and was about to teach Fang Qi a lesson, so he showed a nasty smile: "Fang Qi, didn't he always treat that stinky girl as a treasure, and don't want other guides anyway?" ?”
Thinking of Fang Qi, Chris was still resentful, and even had grudges against Ke Ke: "That damn girl, I think her days are about to expire soon, but she is just a little girl raised by a mother, relying on Fang Qi's protection , I don’t even pay attention to the spiritual guidance tasks of us people, and sooner or later she will be done.”
Song Zhixiao had a good impression of that pocky little girl, and when he heard that a big man on the other side was so dirty, he immediately became a little annoyed: "No, you are not allowed to say that about Miss Keke."
When Chris heard this, he laughed and said, "What kind of wimp are you, talking back to me? Am I wrong?"
Generally, if the registered guides are not combined, they are indeed obliged to provide spiritual counseling to the sentries on a regular basis, but Coco is already a field worker, and only needs to be responsible for the spiritual counseling of his own team members. Chris's request is indeed a bit over the top.
Song Zhixiao couldn't argue with his clumsy tongue, so he cast his eyes on Lu Lanqiu again.
Lu Lanqiu sighed, got up and threw the towel on Song Zhixiao's body, turned around and said to him, "Xiao Song, do you know why barking dogs don't bite people?"
Song Zhixiao was taken aback for a moment, glanced at the tall sentinel, and dared not speak.
Lu Lanqiu: "Four words, it's a matter of breed."
The sentinel named Chris obviously understood that Lu Lanqiu was laughing at him.Immediately stood up and lifted Lu Lanqiu's collar: "What are you talking about, brat?"
Lu Lanqiu was not annoyed either, she lightly touched Chris' fist, and he let it go uncontrollably.The sentinel was a little surprised, and a trace of fear flashed in his eyes.
Lu Lanqiu continued to straighten his collar in a leisurely manner: "You know how people trained dogs in the past?"
Song Zhixiao honestly shook his head.
Lu Lanqiu smiled lightly, and the ending sound was lightly hooked. There was a playful smile on his cold and handsome face, which was like the gurgling stream after the first snow and ice. Song Zhixiao was almost dumbfounded.
The beautiful man opened his mouth, his voice still cold and refreshing: "Of course, I got a beating."
Fang Qi clapped his hands on Eleanor's desk, his eyes were full of anger: "You'd better think it through before you talk."
Elinor calmly threw the source of Fang Qi's anger - a red-headed document into his arms.
"Lu Lanqiu's evaluation report is out, the mental strength above S-level, the instrument can't detect the upper limit." The woman's voice was still ruthless.
Fang Qi threw the document back: "Is this what the report was written in? Look into my eyes and read it again."
Only then did Eleanor take back the document, and the title "Decision on Lu Lanqiu joining the Sharp Knife Squad as a guide" was particularly conspicuous on the document with red letters on a white background.
Fang Qi got angry when he saw those words: "That person is a member of the public, he should enjoy the rights and interests of a citizen and be protected by the army, right? Taking a step back, he is also a doctor, and his task should be to cure diseases and save lives. Under the current circumstances, shouldn't it be a shortage of resources? Why send him to the battlefield to die?"
Eleanor showed a cold smile: "Go on, why don't you say he still has another identity?" She rolled the document into a paper tube and poked Fang Qi's chest: "It is clearly mentioned in the "Sentry Guide Charter", Sentinels and guides have the obligation to provide unconditional assistance to the government when wars or major incidents break out. This is his obligation! Do you understand? Sentinel Fang Qi!"
Fang Qi didn't speak.
Eleanor continued: "Besides, even Coco couldn't help you with your unexplained mania last time. Only he can cure you. In the final analysis, you are also responsible for promoting this matter."
Fang Qi said: "What responsibility can I have?"
Eleanor frowned: "If you agreed to Tali's request earlier to accept the combination of a guide, would you still have his chance?"
Fang Qi was impatient: "Where is this? The two things have nothing to do with each other, okay. As I said, I don't need a guide."
"I'm sorry, Captain Fang, you are a very powerful sentinel, even close to the dark sentinel. If you have the opportunity, you may even become a dark sentinel, but not now." Eleanor severely broke Fang Qi's fantasy.
"You fart..."
"If you want to reach Franky's level in a short time, you have to complete the combination with the guide. If you don't like cocoa, this Teacher Lu is fine."
Fang Qi waved his hand and said firmly: "Is it a pedophile or a homosexual? I said, boss, I am not worthy of a normal guide? Lu Lanqiu is a male guide. If you want to maximize the economy, shouldn't you find him a female guide?" Sentinel? Are you still included in the scope of investigation for a bachelor like me who has been around for thousands of years?"
Elinor gave him a white look: "Knowing that you are a bachelor who has been around for thousands of years, why are you still not up to date? You have rejected several applications for the combination of female guides. Now you ask me? Once the sentinel passes forty, the mental power will drop sharply, like Your reckless fighting style is very dangerous."
Fang Qi picked his ears impatiently: "I know what's going on with me. Come on, anyway, Lu Lanqiu is a great Buddha, so even if you force him in, the decision to use it or not is up to me."
Elinor raised her brows upside down: "How dare you?"
Fang Qi had a hippie smile on his face: "Whether you dare or not, you have done it too many times."
Eleanor continued to sneer: "You don't want countless people rushing to ask for it. You should have realized this when you decided to bring those people back."
Fang Qi pouted and said in a low voice, "If I knew it, I wouldn't have brought him back."
Eleanor sighed: "That person is a natural guide and a warrior. He will return to the battlefield sooner or later. You can't stop it. Just like you can't stop an eagle from returning to the sky, or a giant whale from returning to the ocean."
Fang Qi is still struggling: "But he is a doctor after all, he has been saving people all the time, but now he is asked to kill people, will it be..."
"He is more adaptable than you think, Fang Qi." Eleanor said, "He has already applied for training on his own initiative."
Fang Qi leaned back after listening.
Eleanor suddenly showed a clear expression: "I know why you object to him going to the battlefield. I have read his file. He is originally from City Z, huh?"
Fang Qi's muscles tensed up immediately.
Fortunately, Eleanor didn't continue talking, she stepped forward and patted Fang Qi on the shoulder: "Anyway, accept the reality, Captain Fang, your team is about to welcome a new guide."
After finishing speaking, he turned around and left in a cool manner, leaving Fang Qi to flip the document to the last page with a depressed face, on which was Lu Lanqiu's resume.
He looked at Teacher Lu of Zhilan Yushu in the photo, and impatiently closed the document again.
It seems that you need to ask Coco for a little wizard.
a week later.The central training room in the tower.
"Thirteen minutes and 20 seconds, there are still three laps. Teacher Lu, can you do it? Do you want to take a break?" Song Zhixiao pinched off the stopwatch, and hurriedly handed the water and towel to Lu Lanqiu who was already out of breath. .
Since Lu Lanqiu was incorporated into the tower as a guide, Song Zhixiao also became a nutritionist and trainer as an additional condition for Lu Lanqiu.
By the way, Qi Le also became the operator in the tower because of Lu Lanqiu's relationship.
Lu Lanqiu shook his head. His spiritual power rating is extremely high, which means that if he goes to the battlefield, he can cause mental attack or mental counseling to a platoon of soldiers, but it also shows that his position is very dangerous, and he is the first priority of zombies or enemies. attack target.
Not everyone likes to torture the enemy with their own hands like Ed did last time.
He still needs to get used to the guide's survival mode as soon as possible.
Song Zhixiao looked at Lu Lanqiu's retreating back, and couldn't help sighing: Teacher Lu put too much pressure on himself.After all, how could a proud person like Mr. Lu allow himself to be a burden?
Song Zhixiao sighed, and looked at the large LCD screen outside the training room, which was broadcasting the virus outbreak in country C.
One day after they arrived in the tower, the Ministry of Health of Country C, which had been silent for 24 hours, finally issued an official statement confirming the outbreak of the zombie virus.One stone caused a thousand waves. At this moment, the World Health Organization is holding an emergency meeting to discuss the next step. It is said that the fat professor was also invited to participate in the video conference.
Although the "Several Regulations on Emergency Plans for Dealing with Zombies" were quickly formulated, the situation was still out of control.
The zombie virus did spread extremely fast as they had guessed at the beginning, and soon one-third of country C's land was marked with a red mark as a heavily polluted area.
And the worst thing is, because country C is a landlocked country, it borders on the land of several countries. It is winter now. If spring starts, zombies are likely to migrate inland in batches, and even the borders will not be able to stop it The invasion of this group of ghosts.
While thinking about it, Lu Lanqiu had finished the remaining three laps panting like a bull. He didn't dare to sit down immediately after running, so he had to walk back and forth slowly with a pale face.
At this moment, Lu Lanqiu took off his eyes and wiped his sweat with a towel. Song Zhixiao couldn't help but observe him quietly: Lu Lanqiu was always calm and professional on weekdays, but now he took off his glasses, and his slightly long forehead hair slid down. Shengsheng was several years younger, and with the tear moles at the corners of his eyes, he actually showed a bit of youthful softness, and even the sweat oozing from the tip of his nose seemed to be shining.
——Simply, it makes people have a desire to abuse.
Song Zhixiao quickly shook off the terrible thoughts in his mind. Teacher Lu is so holy and noble, how could he have such terrible thoughts, he must have been scared out of his wits by that black-haired mulatto.
Amitabha, Teacher Lu, please do not probe my thinking at this time.
"Hey, aren't you the guide that Fang Qi was holding on to that day?"
Lu Lanqiu turned her head when she heard the sound, and saw a row of people standing in front of her, some men and some women, it was obvious that the visitors were not friendly.He squinted his eyes and put his glasses on.
The leader was a sentinel, who seemed to be about the same age as Fang Qi, but Lu Lanqiu looked at the sentry number on the other's chest calmly: AD09589, the number of the sentinel in the tower was based on rating + native place + registration number The person who was numbered, that is, this person is an A-level sentinel, a native of D country, and the 9589th A-level sentinel currently registered.
From the looks of it, it should be Fang Qi's contemporaneous student, but obviously, the rating is lower than Fang Qi's.
Lu Lanqiu raised his forehead: He had expected that with Fang Qi's ability and temperament, his popularity in the same period would probably not be much better than that of Ed and the others.And the riot he had with Fang Qi in the tower that day naturally made this person think that he and Fang Qi were in the same group.
Hearing the movement, other people in the arena also gathered together to watch the play.
"Yo, isn't this Chris from Chasing Waves? Who's the other one?"
"You don't know? The guide who joined the Sharp Knife Squad was just announced."
Another group of guide soldiers surrounded him: "Isn't that Fang Qi's person?"
"Fang Qi, who is so high-sighted, actually agreed to add people to their team?"
Chris saw so many people watching the good show, and was about to teach Fang Qi a lesson, so he showed a nasty smile: "Fang Qi, didn't he always treat that stinky girl as a treasure, and don't want other guides anyway?" ?”
Thinking of Fang Qi, Chris was still resentful, and even had grudges against Ke Ke: "That damn girl, I think her days are about to expire soon, but she is just a little girl raised by a mother, relying on Fang Qi's protection , I don’t even pay attention to the spiritual guidance tasks of us people, and sooner or later she will be done.”
Song Zhixiao had a good impression of that pocky little girl, and when he heard that a big man on the other side was so dirty, he immediately became a little annoyed: "No, you are not allowed to say that about Miss Keke."
When Chris heard this, he laughed and said, "What kind of wimp are you, talking back to me? Am I wrong?"
Generally, if the registered guides are not combined, they are indeed obliged to provide spiritual counseling to the sentries on a regular basis, but Coco is already a field worker, and only needs to be responsible for the spiritual counseling of his own team members. Chris's request is indeed a bit over the top.
Song Zhixiao couldn't argue with his clumsy tongue, so he cast his eyes on Lu Lanqiu again.
Lu Lanqiu sighed, got up and threw the towel on Song Zhixiao's body, turned around and said to him, "Xiao Song, do you know why barking dogs don't bite people?"
Song Zhixiao was taken aback for a moment, glanced at the tall sentinel, and dared not speak.
Lu Lanqiu: "Four words, it's a matter of breed."
The sentinel named Chris obviously understood that Lu Lanqiu was laughing at him.Immediately stood up and lifted Lu Lanqiu's collar: "What are you talking about, brat?"
Lu Lanqiu was not annoyed either, she lightly touched Chris' fist, and he let it go uncontrollably.The sentinel was a little surprised, and a trace of fear flashed in his eyes.
Lu Lanqiu continued to straighten his collar in a leisurely manner: "You know how people trained dogs in the past?"
Song Zhixiao honestly shook his head.
Lu Lanqiu smiled lightly, and the ending sound was lightly hooked. There was a playful smile on his cold and handsome face, which was like the gurgling stream after the first snow and ice. Song Zhixiao was almost dumbfounded.
The beautiful man opened his mouth, his voice still cold and refreshing: "Of course, I got a beating."
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