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Chapter 142 Chapter 42

"...Both patients are hypertonic dehydration and need a large amount of fluid replacement...The sentinel is in poor condition...The volume is insufficient, and there are signs of organ failure..."

"The guide uses too much mental power... There is a danger of mental exhaustion..."

"Stop talking nonsense, just say can you help me?" The voice was full of anger, and the young lady lost her temper again.

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In a daze, Lu Lanqiu felt that wave after wave of people came by his side, that tubes were inserted into his body one after another, his eyelids were opened countless times to check his pupils, and a stethoscope was attached to him countless times. chest, while the monitor around him has been working steadily.

This is the first time he has used so many instruments as a patient.

Until he finally woke up from the long darkness, and there was a furry head in front of him.

He carefully identified it for a while, and finally recognized Song Zhixiao's head from the soft, slender, light-colored hair.

Speaking of which, this is the second time the child has kept vigil for him, and the last time was when he and Fang Qi fell into mental hibernation together.

Strictly speaking, the child is not his direct disciple, but this guy is more filial than his own son. This student recognizes it, and it is not a loss.

As soon as he moved, the child woke up, and opened a pair of sleepy eyes. When he saw him awake, his eyes widened instantly: "Mr. Lu Lu Lu, are you awake?!"

As he spoke, he got up, accidentally overturned the stool, and almost touched the infusion tube.

He couldn't help laughing: This kid is still reckless.

Lu Lanqiu looked at the other party and nodded in response.

"I, I, I, I hurried to call someone—" Then he turned and left.

Lu Lanqiu hurriedly pulled him back: "...Where's Fang Qi?"

As soon as he opened his mouth, his voice was hoarse, and the child had already run out of the ward without a trace.

Lu Lanqiu could only smile wryly, and sat up by himself, only then did he realize that in the entire ward, besides himself, there was another bed beside him.

He suppressed the uneasiness in his heart, and slowly leaned out half of his body to look, only to see the monitor beating steadily, and the numbers on it were all normal.

He leaned back on the bed, regardless of whether this person is Fang Qi or not, all indicators are safe, so that's good.

After 2 minutes, his ward was instantly surrounded by water, and a group of colleagues in white coats could barely move under the siege of a group of sentinel guides.

After finally finishing the physical examination and announcing that he was fine, he finally calmed down.

First of all, Miss Yagyu came up to her with a mysterious face, smiling very unremarkably.

"Ms. Lu, I heard from the doctor that you and Captain Fang are married?"

Lu Lanqiu calmly watched the news with his terminal brain. This was the third day after he was rescued from the desert. He and Fang Qi were trapped in the desert for eight full days.

"Yeah." An understatement was an answer.

"I remember, before we broke up, the two of you were not married yet." The eldest lady continued.

"We bonded when I was trapped." Still understatement, answering every question.

Liu Sheng wanted to tease him at first, but when he saw this man's face full of poison, he lost most of his interest in an instant: "You are really boring, I don't ask you, it will be fun when Fang Qi wakes up and teases him."

Lu Lanqiu snapped her brain shut, and looked at Liu Sheng sharply: "If you're all right, let me ask."

Liu Sheng pursed his mouth: "Fang Qi is alive, here, right next door to you, his symptoms of dehydration are more serious than yours, and it seems that he has let out some blood, and he has symptoms of hemorrhagic shock. The doctor who came to our house is very good, I'm fine now, I guess I'll wake up tonight."

As he spoke, he tapped the monitor that was still working honestly.

Lu Lanqiu nodded: "Where are the others?"

"Well, they are luckier than you. They hid in the safe house. The water and food inside are basically sufficient, and they were trapped in a shallower place than you, so they were easily dug out. Basically, it's no big deal." Liu Sheng played bored. When she got her nails, she specially made manicures today, pasted them with snow-white feathers and rhinestones, and her every move seemed to be dancing with her fingertips.

"How did you find us?" Lu Lanqiu leaned against the head of the bed with an air of planning.

"I followed Fang Qi's instructions and told Eleanor to come to you without stopping after finishing the work, but the tornado and nuclear explosion completely changed the place you were in before, and caused the address to shift, and I couldn't find anyone afterwards , I almost went crazy, I searched in the desert for three days and three nights without seeing anyone, the desert is so huge, it will take at least a few months to search the whole thing, until I see the roc bird." Yagyu said.

She can still recall the shock when she saw the roc with wings like clouds hanging from the sky. It was the first time she saw such a beautiful and huge bird, so that at first she thought that she was just a rare bird. A mirage is seen in the desert.

That kind of magnificence and shock is only worthy of being called an illusion, which belongs to the acme of oriental aesthetics.

"After that, we followed the place where the roc fell, and we found you!" Liu Sheng said, smiling, and kicked Fang Qi's bed with his thin legs.

After confirming that this person is really still in a coma, she muttered discouragedly: "Why is this person still awake? I have to report to him what he asked me to do before. In order to avoid other people, I will He didn't even bring Lulu, so he fell asleep like a dead pig." Liu Sheng was extremely wronged.

Lu Lanqiu smiled: "Then you don't have to push Xiao Song away either."

Liu Sheng shook his head: "Then who knows for sure, I have a little gadget for you to see."

Lu Lanqiu was taken aback.

Liu Sheng cheerfully took out a badly damaged earphone from the sleeve pocket of the kimono and handed it to Lu Lanqiu.

"This is..." Lu Lanqiu showed a questioning expression.

"It's an anti-jamming communicator that came out of Frankie who died so badly. There is only one communication address on it." The eldest lady blinked at him mysteriously.

"Before he died, he was still reporting the situation to someone." The eldest lady's voice was full of excitement after watching a good show.

At this moment, there were cries one after another outside the ward, and the one with the highest decibels probably meant that Chen Luo hadn't run away.

"My boss, why are you so miserable—"

"Ah Luo, sir, he is still alive."

"Mr. Lu, is he okay? The doctor has been out for so long, why doesn't Liu Sheng let us in?"

When Liu Sheng heard the voice, he got up and straightened the ancient knot on his waist, and walked over to open the door gracefully: "Ah la la, the personal guards are here, I have to slip away first, the specific situation will be discussed after Captain Fang wakes up." .”

After finishing speaking, he closed the door and went out, ordering the security at the door to let Chen Luo and the others in.

Lu Lanqiu lowered her head and clenched the small communicator in her hand.

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Fang Qi woke up the next morning, when Song Zhixiao happened to come over to deliver breakfast to Lu Lanqiu, so he couldn't die and ran into the scene where Qi just woke up and hugged Lu Lanqiu.

Captain Fang was so thick-skinned that he almost gnawed on Teacher Lu's mouth in front of Xiao Song.

Fortunately, Mr. Lu had sharp eyesight and quick hands and slapped him back to the hospital bed with a heartless palm, thus avoiding the accident.

The innocent little virgin student Song Zhixiao could only run away from the scene of the crime with a flushed face at a speed comparable to that of a rabbit.

After Fang Qi woke up, several groups of visiting people came one after another, welcoming and sending them off every day, making him busier than the prime minister.

Among the guests on this day, there are two special ones.

One is the immediate boss who came to Xingshi to question the crime with the incident report.

"Tell me, what's the matter with you two?" Eleanor threw the report compiled by Chen Luo and the others in front of Fang Qi with a serious expression.

"What's going on?" Fang Qi pulled Teacher Lu's little hand, feeling like his wife and children were hot on the bed, which meant that the king would not go to court early.

"Unauthorized combination, Fang Qi, you did not approve the tower, the chief sentinel combined with the guide without authorization, what do you think is going on? Also, you were wanted because of Jude Law's death, but now because the real murderer is dead , The virus sample disappeared, and there is currently no strong evidence to testify against it, and the lawsuit is over now."

Elinor looked at the report one by one, and there were many misdeeds, all of which were caused by Fang Qi.

Relying on being a sick patient, Fang Qi lay on the bed like an old man: "Didn't I find the real Jude Law? Doesn't this prove that I didn't kill Jude Law? As for the virus sample, the child I brought back had already Why do you need virus samples for the samples that have been successfully tested?"

Fang Qi paused for a moment, glanced at Lu Lanqiu, and continued: "As for combining without permission - I remember that I submitted a combination application before this mission, but the higher authorities didn't approve it for a long time, so it can't be regarded as a complete violation. Bar."

"As long as there is no approval from the tower, you are in violation of the rules." Eleanor adjusted her glasses: "Also, Jude Law, he ran away again, only the boy came back with Liu Sheng."

Fang Qi shrugged: "Then I will at most submit another review later."

Eleanor was completely speechless. As long as the two of them were still alive, the union was a matter of review, but according to the situation at the time, as long as either of them died, the problem would be serious.

As for Jude Law, with Liu Sheng and the boy as witnesses, it can indeed prove that he survived, and Fang Qi can indeed be acquitted.

In the end, Eleanor could only step on her ten-inch high-heeled shoes and say: "Don't forget your [-]D job report, and there is an additional [-]D review." After finishing speaking, she walked away with a [-] meter aura. .

And what answered her was Fang Qi's silly sentence: "See you later."

As for Lu Lanqiu, he could only smile wryly, and gracefully stuffed the apple peel in Fang Qi's mouth.

There is another one who is standing timidly at the door of the ward, looking at the two people in the ward at a loss. Apple's party captain.

"You are..." Lu Lanqiu looked at the young man in front of him, feeling vaguely familiar, and finally searched out from his memory a young man with a flushed face and a fever lying weakly on the hospital bed: "Jacques, is that the name?" Bar?"

The young man seemed rather flattered, glanced like a frightened deer, raised his head tremblingly, and quietly looked at Fang Qi with his beautiful blue eyes.

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