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Chapter 140 Chapter 4 The Legendary Beast
That fire burned for a full day and night, and Lu Lanqiu completely believed that Fang Qi was a single man who had lived comfortably for more than 20 years.
Lu Lanqiu almost completely fell into a state of out-of-body state later on, almost relying on instinct to respond to Fang Qi, even he himself didn't understand how he had the courage to mess around with Fang Qi in such an extreme water shortage situation.
After that, his fever still didn't subside. With low fever and lack of water, he felt that he might just give up his life in this desert. During this period, Fang Qi had been taking care of him.
He was burning groggy, the feeling of lack of water has been tormenting him repeatedly, he has never been more eager for even a drop of water than now, his throat is so dry that it is about to smoke, but he still bites his lips tightly and does not say a word He was afraid that once he opened his mouth to ask for water, Fang Qi would actually bleed him.
This man has always been a man of his word.
In the end, it was really hard for him to keep his eyesight, and he fell into a coma. In a trance, it seemed that sweet spring water was moistening his lips. He realized what it was, tried hard to refuse, and heard the other party's voice:
"I know what you're thinking, and you should also know what I'm thinking." Fang Qi said in a deep voice.
Lu Lanqiu still wanted to struggle, but then he felt his chin being forcibly snapped away, and the other's lips pressed against him forcefully, obviously the other's lips were also chapped due to lack of water, but as soon as his jaw was opened, there was rust The smelly liquid rolled down his throat.
——Although it was only a small amount, he felt much more comfortable, and fell asleep like this for another day. When the three souls and seven souls finally returned to their positions, he leaned in Fang Qi's arms, with his back against the other's chest, I can feel the thick and solid heartbeat of the other party. Both of them are hot due to lack of water, and they are stuck together like a stove.
Fang Qi's head was leaning against his neck, and his arms were around his waist, looking very attached to him.
Just as he was about to move, the opponent's hands strangled him, and he instantly felt that his waist was about to break. He opened his mouth, his voice so hoarse that he almost couldn't recognize it: "...Fang Qi, let me go quickly."
The voice of the other party was also hoarse: "I don't."
The two of them had male duck voices, and they were silent for an instant.
"...how many days is it?" Lu Lanqiu thought for a while, and then asked again, but almost instantly, Fang Qi's voice sounded in his head.
"Fifth day trapped, third day without water."
He was taken aback, and quickly looked back at Fang Qi: "Did you just speak?"
He was so close to the other party, if the other party spoke, he should be able to feel the vibration in his chest, but it was obvious that Fang Qi hadn't spoken just now.
Only then did he remember that it seemed that Fang Qi's voice sounded directly in his head when he was in a coma.
He is completely bound to Fang Qi. This combination allows the guide to instantly read the sentry's perception in his brain, and also allows the sentry to obtain a permanent mental barrier.
It's like sharing a brain.
"Can you stop talking?" Lu Lanqiu felt for the first time that Fang Qi was such a noisy person.
"You can set up mental barriers to filter out the voices you don't want to hear." Fang Qi replied.
"..." Lu Lanqiu felt that it must be because his IQ was influenced by Fang Qi that he didn't think about this.
"Even if you set up a mental barrier, I still know that you are secretly scolding me." Fang Qi shook his head and laughed, followed by a violent cough. Lu Lanqiu got close to him, and felt his whole lungs were dry and rough. Voice.
Only then did he remember that Fang Qi fed him a few mouthfuls of blood when he was in a daze before, and he pulled the other's hand, and sure enough, he saw a cloth strip tied around the wrist, which was faintly oozing blood.
Fang Qi was caught off guard, and quickly withdrew his hand and hid it behind his back.
"Why did you do that?" Lu Lanqiu said in a deep voice.
"No reason." Fang Qi said, his voice was obviously not as full of anger and roughness as usual.
Only then did Lu Lanqiu realize something was wrong, and hurriedly turned around to check on Fang Qi's situation, but was restrained by someone, unable to move.
"Fang Qi! What are you doing?" Lu Lanqiu struggled for a long time, but felt dizzy, so he stopped, but the voice in his head became extremely serious: "What's the matter with you?"
"It's nothing...I look so ugly, I don't want you to see me." Fang Qi hissed, "Besides, don't we want to maintain our strength? Don't waste your energy talking, I'll hold you and squint for a while."
Lu Lanqiu felt upset, and was about to enter the spiritual domain to find Fang Qi to continue his theory. When he closed his eyes, he saw two huge golden monsters standing in front of him, and he was startled.
"...Although I really don't want to talk, but do you know these two beasts in front of you?" Lu Lanqiu said.
Although the standing one was very strange, he could still see some clues from the familiar antlers and docile puppy eyes.
It should be Fang Qi's unicorn.
This guy has become extremely energetic at this moment, more than twice as big as usual, and the scales that were only faintly shining have become extremely bright, with magnificent light like glazed tiles, dazzlingly beautiful.
As for the huge creature flying in the sky covered by dark clouds... what is this?
Fang Qi rubbed against his neck nonchalantly, and said casually, "It's nothing, it's just a married spirit."
"No, my mental body should not be so exaggerated." Lu Lanqiu shook her head.
His spiritual body should be the snow-white and elegant Haidongqing, as pure as a fairy, but what is this thing in the spiritual realm?
Due to the combination, the mental images of the two people merged into a wider sky, on which a big golden bird sang and circled in the air, and the body that was only two meters long was now as big as a hill It was like a dark cloud passed over his head.
"Mr. Lu, don't tell me that you don't know that your spiritual body is actually a god-level spiritual body?" Fang Qi's voice rang in his ears.
"The god-level spiritual body should be a legendary animal. Although Hai Dongqing is rare now, it is not enough to be a god-level animal, right? And Su Heng is just a falcon." Lu Lanqiu frowned.
Fang Qi sighed: "You really don't know. It's really rare, and there are things you, Teacher Lu, don't know."
Lu Lanqiu frowned, encountering unknown things made him extremely upset.
"You know that our match rate is close to [-]%?"
"Ah."
"My spiritual body is a god-level spiritual body, you know that too, right?"
"Humph."
"After the combination of Sentinel and Guide, the mental bodies of both sides will be strengthened to a certain extent, you know that?"
"If you talk nonsense again, I will really let him scratch you."
"So, as you can see, the unicorn turned into a golden unicorn, and Haidongqing changed from an ordinary bird to a roc golden-winged eagle."
"... Dapeng bird?" Lu Lanqiu murmured.
"Ah."
"The 'Nine Thousand Miles Wind Peng is Lifting'?" Lu Lanqiu looked at the big bird, a little in disbelief.
"...What?" The illiterate team leader was full of question marks.
"'The bird is as big as a mountain, and the water hits three thousand miles'?" The representative of the Chinese class continued to speak.
"Whatever, that's it." Captain Fang gave up.
Before he could finish speaking, Lu Lanqiu said angrily, and lifted the other party's collar: "Stinky man, give me back Haidongqing!"
"No, it has become stronger, isn't it good?" Fang Qi couldn't understand.
"Of course it's not good. How can this huge mountain stand on my shoulders, and how can I hug it? It's so big..." Before finishing speaking, the big golden bird had folded its wings and shrunk into a small lump in an instant. On Lu Lanqiu's shoulder, the bird's beak gently touched his head.
Qilin also obediently shrunk to the size of a husky, leaned down and leaned against Lu Lanqiu, rubbing his palm with its antlers.
These two beasts are very enlightened, completely referring to the head of the family.
"Oh, by the way, the mental body can change size at will in the mental domain." Fang Qi obediently said while being pulled by the collar and tilting his head.
Lu Lanqiu was instantly coaxed by the two little ones so that she lost her temper.
"By the way, does this guy have a name?" Lu Lanqiu asked suddenly, teasing Qilin.
"Ah?" Fang Qi was obviously stunned. This golden unicorn has been fighting side by side with him for so many years, and he really never thought of this guy's name.
"Neither does Haidongqing. I always thought that Haidongqing was the most suitable name for it, but now it seems that the grassland is not enough for him to fly." Lu Lanqiu touched Big Bird's head, and Big Bird also rubbed back affectionately. .
"Choose one." Lu Lanqiu said, "I'll name Qilin."
"Oh?" Fang Qi became interested: "It seems that Teacher Lu has already thought about it?"
"It's called Lu Qi, Xiao Qi." Lu Lanqiu scratched Qilin's chin, and the beast made a snoring sound in comfort, and it was so obedient.
"It seems that you like this name quite a bit." Lu Lanqiu said to it, Qilin was so comfortable that it simply lay down on the ground, and it was about to turn its belly out.
"Lu Qi, Lu Qi? But why is your last name?" Fang Qi expressed his incomprehension.
"Naturally I chose my surname, so Hai Dongqing is up to you." Lu Lanqiu was confident, he was rarely in a good mood, and his eyes were full of warm smiles.
What else can Fang Qi say, all his beasts have defected.
"Have you thought about it? Captain Fang."
"Then let's call it Fang Lan." Fang Qi thought for a long time, and decided to follow Lu Lanqiu's idea and come up with a nonsensical name.
"Fang, Lan?" Lu Lanqiu gritted his teeth and repeated, a vein suddenly popped out on his forehead, and Dapeng took advantage of the momentum and scratched Fang Qi's body with his claws.
"I said, what are you doing! Is there such a difference in treatment?" Fang Qi grinned his teeth in pain after being scratched with blood.
"Captain Fang, did you come up with your name with your little toe? If you are uneducated, don't write it on your forehead blatantly." Lu Lanqiu stroked the roc's feathers to show comfort.
"No..." Obviously your name is not good, and Captain Fang, who suffered from being uneducated, wanted to argue.
The roc was already screaming and soaring into the sky, with an attitude of "I won't listen, I won't listen".
Fang Qi was in distress, so he had to ask his guide for help with a bitter face.
Lu Lanqiu shook her head, and could only remedy it by herself. She lowered her head and thought for a while, then called the roc back and patted it on the head: "Hey, you can call me Fang Lan from now on, Lan Zi, the wind in the mountains also suits you well." miss you."
The roc was comfortable this time, and condescended to land on Fang Qi's head, leaving a little gray mark in its arrogant posture.
Fang Qi reached out and touched the bird droppings.
Lu Lanqiu couldn't help laughing, and said tauntingly, "Don't be nervous, he's already sealed his identity."
Fang Qi had a dark face, looked at the beast and man in front of him, and sighed, what else can he do, just spoil him.
Lu Lanqiu almost completely fell into a state of out-of-body state later on, almost relying on instinct to respond to Fang Qi, even he himself didn't understand how he had the courage to mess around with Fang Qi in such an extreme water shortage situation.
After that, his fever still didn't subside. With low fever and lack of water, he felt that he might just give up his life in this desert. During this period, Fang Qi had been taking care of him.
He was burning groggy, the feeling of lack of water has been tormenting him repeatedly, he has never been more eager for even a drop of water than now, his throat is so dry that it is about to smoke, but he still bites his lips tightly and does not say a word He was afraid that once he opened his mouth to ask for water, Fang Qi would actually bleed him.
This man has always been a man of his word.
In the end, it was really hard for him to keep his eyesight, and he fell into a coma. In a trance, it seemed that sweet spring water was moistening his lips. He realized what it was, tried hard to refuse, and heard the other party's voice:
"I know what you're thinking, and you should also know what I'm thinking." Fang Qi said in a deep voice.
Lu Lanqiu still wanted to struggle, but then he felt his chin being forcibly snapped away, and the other's lips pressed against him forcefully, obviously the other's lips were also chapped due to lack of water, but as soon as his jaw was opened, there was rust The smelly liquid rolled down his throat.
——Although it was only a small amount, he felt much more comfortable, and fell asleep like this for another day. When the three souls and seven souls finally returned to their positions, he leaned in Fang Qi's arms, with his back against the other's chest, I can feel the thick and solid heartbeat of the other party. Both of them are hot due to lack of water, and they are stuck together like a stove.
Fang Qi's head was leaning against his neck, and his arms were around his waist, looking very attached to him.
Just as he was about to move, the opponent's hands strangled him, and he instantly felt that his waist was about to break. He opened his mouth, his voice so hoarse that he almost couldn't recognize it: "...Fang Qi, let me go quickly."
The voice of the other party was also hoarse: "I don't."
The two of them had male duck voices, and they were silent for an instant.
"...how many days is it?" Lu Lanqiu thought for a while, and then asked again, but almost instantly, Fang Qi's voice sounded in his head.
"Fifth day trapped, third day without water."
He was taken aback, and quickly looked back at Fang Qi: "Did you just speak?"
He was so close to the other party, if the other party spoke, he should be able to feel the vibration in his chest, but it was obvious that Fang Qi hadn't spoken just now.
Only then did he remember that it seemed that Fang Qi's voice sounded directly in his head when he was in a coma.
He is completely bound to Fang Qi. This combination allows the guide to instantly read the sentry's perception in his brain, and also allows the sentry to obtain a permanent mental barrier.
It's like sharing a brain.
"Can you stop talking?" Lu Lanqiu felt for the first time that Fang Qi was such a noisy person.
"You can set up mental barriers to filter out the voices you don't want to hear." Fang Qi replied.
"..." Lu Lanqiu felt that it must be because his IQ was influenced by Fang Qi that he didn't think about this.
"Even if you set up a mental barrier, I still know that you are secretly scolding me." Fang Qi shook his head and laughed, followed by a violent cough. Lu Lanqiu got close to him, and felt his whole lungs were dry and rough. Voice.
Only then did he remember that Fang Qi fed him a few mouthfuls of blood when he was in a daze before, and he pulled the other's hand, and sure enough, he saw a cloth strip tied around the wrist, which was faintly oozing blood.
Fang Qi was caught off guard, and quickly withdrew his hand and hid it behind his back.
"Why did you do that?" Lu Lanqiu said in a deep voice.
"No reason." Fang Qi said, his voice was obviously not as full of anger and roughness as usual.
Only then did Lu Lanqiu realize something was wrong, and hurriedly turned around to check on Fang Qi's situation, but was restrained by someone, unable to move.
"Fang Qi! What are you doing?" Lu Lanqiu struggled for a long time, but felt dizzy, so he stopped, but the voice in his head became extremely serious: "What's the matter with you?"
"It's nothing...I look so ugly, I don't want you to see me." Fang Qi hissed, "Besides, don't we want to maintain our strength? Don't waste your energy talking, I'll hold you and squint for a while."
Lu Lanqiu felt upset, and was about to enter the spiritual domain to find Fang Qi to continue his theory. When he closed his eyes, he saw two huge golden monsters standing in front of him, and he was startled.
"...Although I really don't want to talk, but do you know these two beasts in front of you?" Lu Lanqiu said.
Although the standing one was very strange, he could still see some clues from the familiar antlers and docile puppy eyes.
It should be Fang Qi's unicorn.
This guy has become extremely energetic at this moment, more than twice as big as usual, and the scales that were only faintly shining have become extremely bright, with magnificent light like glazed tiles, dazzlingly beautiful.
As for the huge creature flying in the sky covered by dark clouds... what is this?
Fang Qi rubbed against his neck nonchalantly, and said casually, "It's nothing, it's just a married spirit."
"No, my mental body should not be so exaggerated." Lu Lanqiu shook her head.
His spiritual body should be the snow-white and elegant Haidongqing, as pure as a fairy, but what is this thing in the spiritual realm?
Due to the combination, the mental images of the two people merged into a wider sky, on which a big golden bird sang and circled in the air, and the body that was only two meters long was now as big as a hill It was like a dark cloud passed over his head.
"Mr. Lu, don't tell me that you don't know that your spiritual body is actually a god-level spiritual body?" Fang Qi's voice rang in his ears.
"The god-level spiritual body should be a legendary animal. Although Hai Dongqing is rare now, it is not enough to be a god-level animal, right? And Su Heng is just a falcon." Lu Lanqiu frowned.
Fang Qi sighed: "You really don't know. It's really rare, and there are things you, Teacher Lu, don't know."
Lu Lanqiu frowned, encountering unknown things made him extremely upset.
"You know that our match rate is close to [-]%?"
"Ah."
"My spiritual body is a god-level spiritual body, you know that too, right?"
"Humph."
"After the combination of Sentinel and Guide, the mental bodies of both sides will be strengthened to a certain extent, you know that?"
"If you talk nonsense again, I will really let him scratch you."
"So, as you can see, the unicorn turned into a golden unicorn, and Haidongqing changed from an ordinary bird to a roc golden-winged eagle."
"... Dapeng bird?" Lu Lanqiu murmured.
"Ah."
"The 'Nine Thousand Miles Wind Peng is Lifting'?" Lu Lanqiu looked at the big bird, a little in disbelief.
"...What?" The illiterate team leader was full of question marks.
"'The bird is as big as a mountain, and the water hits three thousand miles'?" The representative of the Chinese class continued to speak.
"Whatever, that's it." Captain Fang gave up.
Before he could finish speaking, Lu Lanqiu said angrily, and lifted the other party's collar: "Stinky man, give me back Haidongqing!"
"No, it has become stronger, isn't it good?" Fang Qi couldn't understand.
"Of course it's not good. How can this huge mountain stand on my shoulders, and how can I hug it? It's so big..." Before finishing speaking, the big golden bird had folded its wings and shrunk into a small lump in an instant. On Lu Lanqiu's shoulder, the bird's beak gently touched his head.
Qilin also obediently shrunk to the size of a husky, leaned down and leaned against Lu Lanqiu, rubbing his palm with its antlers.
These two beasts are very enlightened, completely referring to the head of the family.
"Oh, by the way, the mental body can change size at will in the mental domain." Fang Qi obediently said while being pulled by the collar and tilting his head.
Lu Lanqiu was instantly coaxed by the two little ones so that she lost her temper.
"By the way, does this guy have a name?" Lu Lanqiu asked suddenly, teasing Qilin.
"Ah?" Fang Qi was obviously stunned. This golden unicorn has been fighting side by side with him for so many years, and he really never thought of this guy's name.
"Neither does Haidongqing. I always thought that Haidongqing was the most suitable name for it, but now it seems that the grassland is not enough for him to fly." Lu Lanqiu touched Big Bird's head, and Big Bird also rubbed back affectionately. .
"Choose one." Lu Lanqiu said, "I'll name Qilin."
"Oh?" Fang Qi became interested: "It seems that Teacher Lu has already thought about it?"
"It's called Lu Qi, Xiao Qi." Lu Lanqiu scratched Qilin's chin, and the beast made a snoring sound in comfort, and it was so obedient.
"It seems that you like this name quite a bit." Lu Lanqiu said to it, Qilin was so comfortable that it simply lay down on the ground, and it was about to turn its belly out.
"Lu Qi, Lu Qi? But why is your last name?" Fang Qi expressed his incomprehension.
"Naturally I chose my surname, so Hai Dongqing is up to you." Lu Lanqiu was confident, he was rarely in a good mood, and his eyes were full of warm smiles.
What else can Fang Qi say, all his beasts have defected.
"Have you thought about it? Captain Fang."
"Then let's call it Fang Lan." Fang Qi thought for a long time, and decided to follow Lu Lanqiu's idea and come up with a nonsensical name.
"Fang, Lan?" Lu Lanqiu gritted his teeth and repeated, a vein suddenly popped out on his forehead, and Dapeng took advantage of the momentum and scratched Fang Qi's body with his claws.
"I said, what are you doing! Is there such a difference in treatment?" Fang Qi grinned his teeth in pain after being scratched with blood.
"Captain Fang, did you come up with your name with your little toe? If you are uneducated, don't write it on your forehead blatantly." Lu Lanqiu stroked the roc's feathers to show comfort.
"No..." Obviously your name is not good, and Captain Fang, who suffered from being uneducated, wanted to argue.
The roc was already screaming and soaring into the sky, with an attitude of "I won't listen, I won't listen".
Fang Qi was in distress, so he had to ask his guide for help with a bitter face.
Lu Lanqiu shook her head, and could only remedy it by herself. She lowered her head and thought for a while, then called the roc back and patted it on the head: "Hey, you can call me Fang Lan from now on, Lan Zi, the wind in the mountains also suits you well." miss you."
The roc was comfortable this time, and condescended to land on Fang Qi's head, leaving a little gray mark in its arrogant posture.
Fang Qi reached out and touched the bird droppings.
Lu Lanqiu couldn't help laughing, and said tauntingly, "Don't be nervous, he's already sealed his identity."
Fang Qi had a dark face, looked at the beast and man in front of him, and sighed, what else can he do, just spoil him.
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