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Chapter 14 Chapter 4 Unexpected Harvest

Lu Lanqiu recognized at a glance that that chubby body belonged to Fang Sheng. He has always had great confidence in his memory:

"Yo, Professor Yue, come out and talk."

Hiding in that storage room was Yue Shan, whom the group had been looking for for a long time.

It was a fat man with curved lines all over his body. Fang Qi finally knew why Lu Lanqiu insisted that this man was pretending to be sick—how could a man as fat as Doraemon be terminally ill? Uncle Wang won't believe it either.

Apparently the fat man was still immersed in his own personality and couldn't extricate himself: "Hey, you can be careful about my teacher Lu, I have terminal cancer and I may die at any time."

Lu Lanqiu snorted coldly: "A real terminal cancer patient would not just say these words casually."

The fat man still had a playful smile on his face: "That's my fat uncle with a cheerful and optimistic personality."

Lu Lanqiu continued to smile on the surface: "You are so shameless and confident, it really makes me feel ashamed."

Yue Shan, as his name suggests, is said to be a scientist who has grown into a mountain of fat. He smiled and said to Qi Le who was at the side: "Little sister, don't listen to your teacher. I have a diagnosis report, and I am a real cancer patient."

After all, Qi Le didn't have much experience in the world, and being befriended by such an amiable person at first glance, he was completely confused for a while, so he could only ask Lu Lanqiu for help with a pair of big eyes.

Fang Qi obviously has no patience for this person, and when he mentions this patient who is said to be terminally ill and has no cure, the weight of nearly two hundred catties is as easy as carrying a rabbit in his hands: "Mr. Come on, I'm different, I'm a butcher by profession, does this patient want to try my craft?"

Fatty is obviously also a hero who understands current affairs, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "Hey, hey, if you have something to say, I just saved these young and good people!"

Upon hearing this, Qi Le quickly grabbed Fang Qi's hand, "That...Fang, Fang..." She was so anxious that she didn't know what to call the evil star in front of her.

Lu Lanqiu thoughtfully added to her: "Captain Fang."

She persuaded: "Captain Fang, for the sake of helping us with his ideas, why not..."

"How about roasting him?" Fang Qi's mouth curled up: "Roast suckling pig is the most delicious, the little girl really knows how to eat it."

When Qi Le heard this, she almost burst into tears: "Captain Fang, don't be impulsive." After speaking, she said to Lu Lanqiu on the other side: "Mr. Lu, stop him quickly, killing people is against the law! "

Lu Lanqiu hurriedly comforted Qi Le: "Captain Fang is a man of measure."

The expression on his face was too happy, obviously he didn't have any sympathy for this fat man to squander.

When Fang Qi heard this, he smiled even more sinisterly: "There are people-eating guys out there, and when they find out, I'll push four, five, six, and there's no proof."

When the fat man heard this, he glanced at Lu Lanqiu who was obviously ready to stand by and watch. He knew that there was no hope of cheating, so he hurriedly begged for mercy: "Okay, young man, I'm afraid of you, let me go first. What can I say?" Speak slowly."

Only then did Fang Qi narrow his eyes slightly, and brought Yue Shan in front of his eyes, his eyes were full of fierce light: "Aren't you pretending to be crazy?"

Yue Shan was as honest as a two-hundred-jin fat man, with drooping ears, and he was very obedient: "Yeah."

As soon as Fang Qi let go of his hand, he fell to the ground.

The fat man was sitting disheveledly on a low stool beside him. At this moment, he began to remember to play the score of an expert, and asked with an inscrutable expression, "Are you here specifically to find me?"

Fang Qi sneered: "So, you have expected such a day?"

Yue Shan raised his face that was so crowded with fat that he could hardly see his eyes, but he showed a kind of open-mindedness that sees through life and death: "People are floating in the rivers and lakes. Sooner or later they will be stabbed, but it is only a matter of time."

Speaking of this, he pointed to the fire in the radiology department: "Such a big fire, do you just ignore it?"

Thick smoke has gradually leaked through the crack in the door of the Radiology Department, and it is obvious that it will enter this room soon.

Fang Qi glanced at the blaze: "It's too much to manage, but you chose a good place, and no fire will be affected."

Yue Shan was very modest: "It's too much of an award, I'm just rich in experience."

See what this means, this person seems to have lived a life of losing his life at any time for a long time, and his ability to survive is so strong that he can compete with a mouse.

Fang Qi raised the other party, and said to the melon eaters behind: "This place will not be safe soon, let's evacuate first."

Poor Professor Yue, just felt down-to-earth in less than ten seconds, and went to a high place to breathe fresh air so quickly.

Qi Le glanced hesitantly at Gu Yuan and his team members, then at Lu Lanqiu, and immediately decided to turn against him: "I'm with Teacher Lu."

Fang Qi glanced at Lu Lanqiu with a half-smile, then turned to Gu Yuan and the two standing there, "What about you?"

Gu Yuandao: "We still have to wait here for orders from our superiors. Without orders, we cannot evacuate casually."

The young sentinel who followed him also nodded firmly: "The higher-ups will definitely find a way to meet us."

Fang Qi glanced at Gu Yuan and Gu Yuan in surprise. They were two young sentinels. The ashes on their faces could not hide the light of firm belief in their eyes: they believed in their country from the bottom of their hearts.

But Fang Qi knows that once there is a problem with the regional army, most governments will completely block the area, and these young sentinels will become completely abandoned.

Fang Qi sighed. He left home very early and came to the tower for training. After serving in the army, he naturally stayed and continued to serve. He had long forgotten his country and beliefs, and was just a desperate lone wolf.He has always been loyal to his own heart, and he doesn't quite understand what these people's inner beliefs are.

However, this is the back of a soldier, and it is better to bend than to bend.

Fang Qi patted Gu Yuan on the shoulder: "Ten minutes before we came, there was a call from here, was it you?"

Gu Yuan didn't understand, so Qi Le hurriedly jumped out: "I made the call."

Fang Qi nodded: "Then I would like to ask, how many departments have you contacted?"

Qi Le was stunned for a moment, then looked at Gu Yuan and did not speak. It seemed that there was no one in this hospital who could answer Qi Le's calls.

Fang Qi sighed and patted Gu Yuan on the shoulder: "Comrade, although it is cruel, I still have to tell you that your rescue failed."

He rubbed the other person's hair along the way: "This may be your last chance, think again."

He didn't tell them that the higher-ups were likely to abandon them. At this moment, it was too cruel.

Gu Yuan gritted his teeth and did not speak.

The local army can hardly do much in the peaceful and prosperous age. This is the first time they have encountered such a situation that is completely beyond their understanding and ability.But the nature of being soldiers makes them feel that they should trust their country.

Lu Lanqiu watched coldly from the side, and felt that Fang Qi was really interesting. Before, he was absolutely unwilling to take them away, but now he took the initiative to ask for these small oil bottles.

He couldn't help saying to Fang Qi: "Captain Fang's mind is really hard to guess."

Fang Qi seemed to have understood the other party's meaning with just this nonsensical sentence. He glanced at the other party: "The army is destroyed, and there are still a group of mercenaries outside. If I don't help, these people will only die."

At this moment, a girl's voice came from Fang Qi's watch: "Sir, there is good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"

Fang Qi was already dazed by this chaotic story, and scratched his head irritably: "Anyway, the situation won't happen again now, bad news."

The girl's voice was even colder than the anchor of the noon news: "Because of the collapse of the army, the W virus infection has fully broken out in City C."

As soon as these words came out, everyone, including Qi Le, panicked.The city-wide outbreak meant that no matter where they fled, it was not safe, and the local army probably would not send reinforcements.

Fang Qi sighed: "What about the good news?"

"The good news is, the helicopter has arrived."

Fang Qi glanced back at Gu Yuan who was still struggling, and decided to help the young man again: "The helicopter has arrived, and my team members have explained the situation outside to you, it depends on whether you are willing to come with us gone."

Gu Yuan raised his eyes, still hesitating in his eyes: "Captain Fang, I'm sorry, we still feel..." Seeing Gu Yuan reject Fang Qi's invitation again, somehow, as if he was suddenly blessed, he was with him again. The team members looked at each other, and finally gritted their teeth: "Captain Fang, please take us with you!"

This is obviously completely different from what they did before, Fang Qi could figure out who did it with his toes, turned his head and whispered to Lu Lanqiu: "What did you do to them?"

Lu Lanqiu showed a smirk with no warmth: "They themselves are very contradictory, and I quietly helped him strengthen another idea."

"You are disregarding human rights."

Lu Lanqiu sneered: "A decision is related to the life and death of these two people, I have no time to care about your human rights."

Fang Qi still disagreed: "Then they should make their own decisions."

Lu Lanqiu was very indifferent: "This is all their own idea, I just helped the devil defeat the angel."

This remark made Fang Qi speechless again, and was so angry that he wanted to smash the wall again.

Lu Lanqiu looked at the other party's obvious anger, and persuaded her in a good-tempered manner: "I advise you to be cautious in your words and deeds, they are still watching you."

Fang Qi turned to look at him abruptly, as if he was considering whether to throw this person directly to the zombies or destroy him humanely himself.

Lu Lanqiu shook her head with a compassionate expression: "So I said, what's the difference between a sentinel, a creature that can only fight and cause trouble, and a beast?"

But over there, two pairs of shining eyes were still waiting for Fang Qi's answer.

Fang Qi had no choice but to take a deep breath, and turned his head to show great joy to the two: "That's natural, I will definitely take you away." Poor Captain Fang has been used to hooligans all his life, and now he understands what it means to have a smile on his face , MMP in my heart.

Lu Lanqiu quietly raised the corners of her mouth.

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