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Chapter 138 Chapter 38
"Do you want to take a break?" Lu Lanqiu leaned against the wall with her eyes closed, and asked Fang Qi who was trying hard to dig through the wall.
Fang Qi turned to look at him after hearing the words: "Mr. Lu, you don't seem to be in a hurry at all?"
Lu Lanqiu raised her eyebrows: "Where do you see that I'm not in a hurry anymore?"
Fang Qi simply sat back beside Lu Lanqiu: "I can see with both eyes."
"It seems that Captain Fang is blind." Lu Lanqiu replied with a smile, and Fang Qi noticed the new dead skin on his thin lips.
That's a sign of lack of water.
The tornado had already left in the middle of the night on their first day, but Fang Qi never heard anything after that.
Of course, except for desert animals that occasionally pass by.
This is the third day they were trapped in the ruins. Fang Qi’s subcutaneous chip told them so. During these three days, they did not receive any information, nor did they hear anything about Ke Ke and the others. There is no movement, and at this moment, the only emergency reserve water on their bodies has been drunk.
In other words, every day in the future will be a torment for them.
On the one hand, the prefabricated board above their heads saved them, but on the other hand, it also trapped them to death. Whether it was self-rescue or other rescue, it seemed very difficult.
A normal person can only survive for three days without drinking water. Due to their special body mechanism, the sentry guides will be shorter, because their bodies need to meet a workload that is more than ten times stronger than normal people, so Lu Lanqiu Stay as still as possible to reduce physical exertion.
Even though he was just sitting, Lu Lanqiu relied on his amazing memory to remember that there was a storage room not far from the underground where they lived. If they were lucky enough, they could get enough supplies to survive until the rescue came.
Of course, as Mr. Lu with the strongest brain, it is impossible to use his precious hands to carry out excavation work, so this important task fell on Fang Qi, so the military shovel that Fang Qi carried with him finally came into play.
But obviously things are not that simple. Many walls in the rebel base have been strengthened and modified, which made Fang Qi's excavation work slow.
"To be honest, I think it's superfluous for them to build such a thick wall. You see, who would be so stupid to attack directly from the outside? A small zombie virus can turn this base upside down." After working hard for a long time to dig out a deep hole visible to the naked eye, he began to feel that this matter was unreliable.
"The premise is that you can come in first and successfully inject the poison. By the way, I suggest that you better talk less. Every word you say will consume extra water in your body-given that we don't have a drop of water now." Lu Lanqiu looked at him weakly, he was very thirsty at the moment, which made his sarcasm much milder than usual.
Fang Qi smiled, and shook his head: "It's better to have someone talking beside you than to sit alone."
Lu Lanqiu frowned: "I don't know what to say, the human body will automatically consume glycogen when there is no substance intake, then fat, and finally muscle, but each of these chemical reactions requires the participation of water. Why do people consume water even when they are still, and if you keep talking like you, the rate of consumption will only be faster."
Although he felt that talking to Fang Qi was tantamount to playing the piano against a cow, he couldn't help talking to him, as if it was really like what Fang Qi said, talking with someone beside him seemed to be more important than sitting alone. much better.
After Fang Qi heard this, he was about to reply when his hand paused, as if he had touched something, the smile on his face disappeared: "To be honest, no one knows if there will be a chance to speak next moment. "
When Lu Lanqiu saw his expression, he secretly felt that something was wrong, so he quickly bent down to look. Under the layer of soil that Fang Qi had dug up, there was a steel plate made of anti-armor material, and it was this steel plate that helped them block the explosion, but they obviously couldn't dig any further.
"These people probably do too many bad things, and they are worried that someone will use an intercontinental missile to blow them up at any time." Fang Qi sighed, turned around and tried to find a place to dig a road from the bottom of several other walls.
"No, I think we can't dig it out, except to lift off the prefabricated panel above our heads." Lu Lanqiu looked around and said.
Fang Qi sat back, the general threw the shovel aside, spread his hands and said, "Okay, now we can just sit obediently and play with wooden figures, while waiting for God to open his eyes and someone will find us."
Lu Lanqiu raised her eyebrows: "What if there is no one in the end, we can stay in this situation for another two days at most."
Fang Qi sighed: "Whoever you love, as I said, dying with you is the best way I can think of."
Lu Lanqiu rolled his eyes at him, the lack of water made his whole face darken: "It's not very pretty to die of thirst."
Fang Qi spread his hands together: "It's a big deal, I will bleed you to raise you. In ancient times, the Buddha cut his flesh and fed it to the eagle. Today, Fang Qi bleeds his wife to raise his wife. Speaking of which, let my flesh and blood turn into a part of your body. One kind of satisfies me."
It was hard for Lu Lanqiu to imagine that he could patiently listen to him gossip about all this stuff. This kind of shock directly caused him to ignore what Fang Qi meant by "wife".
"Are you sick, Fang Qi, or are you a masochist from the bottom of your heart? What's so good about this way of dying? If you really want to drink blood, there are the corpses of Gu Kai and Frankie next door." Lu Lanqiu was weak slap him.
"Oh yes, those two buddies are still there, but it's a pity that after three days, these two people are so dead that they can't be distinguished from each other. You haven't smelled that smell. Seriously, even if we can cut through the wall now, I will And I would never want to touch them." Fang Qi wrinkled his nose in disgust, and temporarily blocked his overly sensitive sense of smell.
Lu Lanqiu was really too lazy to continue bickering with him: "Didn't you say you were playing with one, two, three wooden figures? Captain Fang, how can you still talk like that?"
Fang Qi suddenly closed his mouth, and looked at Lu Lanqiu with sparkling peach eyes: "I want to see you one more time."
Lu Lanqiu's eyes, which were about to close just now, opened again.
Fang Qi is a person with a disgusting ruffian all over his body, even his eyes are peach blossom eyes that attract bees and butterflies. Forcibly gave him the only affection he had left.
Those peach blossom eyes are always wandering around indecently on weekdays, and all the streamers are turned into hooligans by this person, making people love and hate, only when they look at Lu Lanqiu, they are focused and quiet, like hot magma An ice crystal in the sky is buried deep in the center of the earth and will never see the light.
How does it feel to be looked at by such eyes?Lu Lanqiu herself didn't know very well.
Sometimes I feel like a small animal, captured by the hunter's aim, and the forward is a trap with a net; sometimes I feel like a balloon floating slowly into the sky, being helplessly caught by a child on the ground. Looking at it, I tried to stretch my arms but couldn't reach it; sometimes, I felt like a newly sprouted ear of wheat, and the corn stalks in the field next to me were desperately trying to extend their arms to protect themselves from the wind and rain.
Under this kind of gaze, Lu Lanqiu opened his mouth, feeling that it was really not good to speak at this time.
At this moment, he felt something tugging at the corner of his clothes.
He looked down, Fang Qi did not know when he released the unicorn, and this was the first time he had observed Fang Qi's mental body so closely.
Most of the legendary spiritual bodies are difficult to show. Lu Lanqiu's own Hai Dongqing has tried countless times before he can fly with fluttering wings. He doesn't know what kind of training Fang Qi has gone through to let this Qilin grow up. Be so energetic.
The unicorn opened its dark pupils like a puppy, and leaned docilely towards his palm, and the pair of antlers kept rubbing against him, it was extremely cute.
It was completely different from the majestic and majestic fighting appearance in the usual days, and Lu Lanqiu was instantly lovable by it.
Lu Lanqiu blinked, and released her spirit body. Hai Dongqing flapped her two-meter wide wings and flew over the unicorn's head. Fortunately, the horns on the big guy's head were hard enough, and Hai Dongqing's claws grabbed it and stood upright. Extremely stable.
Qilin tried hard to look up at the big bird, but unfortunately, as long as the big bird moved with the horns, Qilin couldn't see it at all. In the end, he could only try to widen his eyes, hoping to see the big bird through the gaps in the eye sockets.
Hmm...it doesn't seem very smart.
Hai Dongqing was obviously not a kind master, so he let out a few haughty chirps, and then combed the feathers on the Qilin's head. The pitiful Qilin, a majestic beast, was crushed by a [-]-kilogram bird. Some couldn't take it anymore, but they still didn't dare to move, for fear that if they moved, the bird would fly away.
Lu Lanqiu shook his head, while Hai Dongqing combed his feathers slowly.
The rebellious appearance is somewhat similar to that of the master.
Seeing that the bird ignored him, Lu Lanqiu frowned lightly and coughed lightly. Hai Dongqing lazily raised his eyes to look at him, pecked the unicorn's horns with some grievances, turned over and landed on the unicorn's mane, and squatted down. Close your eyes and rest.
"Why did you release it?" Lu Lanqiu had had enough of teasing the pet, and turned to look at Fang Qi.
Fang Qi reached out and touched the unicorn's mane, which was the softest part of the beast's body, but Hai Dongqing fell asleep as a bird's nest at the moment, which looked really funny.
"After the death of the unbound sentinel, its spiritual body will also disappear with the host, but it does not really disappear, but because the host is the bridge connecting their dimension with ours. When the host dies, they lose We can't come to our world anymore." Fang Qi stroked his mane and said.
"I know, and because clones are genetically similar to the original body, they can summon the same spiritual body as the original body under certain circumstances." what purpose.
"However, if it is a combined Sentinel, the spirit body can be claimed by the Sentinel's guide, and thus reappear in this dimension."
Lu Lanqiu keenly sensed that something was wrong, and turned her head to stare at the other party: "Fang Qi, what do you mean by that?"
Fang Qi smiled lightly, took Lu Lanqiu's hand, bent down and knelt beside him, looked at him earnestly and passionately, and said, "Fang Qi, the sentinel, is here to submit an application for union with the guide Lu Lanqiu." , I hope that after I die, you can drink my blood, eat my body, make them a part of you, and then take my spirit body and leave here together."
"Only you, I am at ease and willing to hand over everything I have." Fang Qi stared at the other party, word by word.
The author has something to say: Fang Team is a wolf that will not leave DNA to outsiders even if it dies.
Fang Qi turned to look at him after hearing the words: "Mr. Lu, you don't seem to be in a hurry at all?"
Lu Lanqiu raised her eyebrows: "Where do you see that I'm not in a hurry anymore?"
Fang Qi simply sat back beside Lu Lanqiu: "I can see with both eyes."
"It seems that Captain Fang is blind." Lu Lanqiu replied with a smile, and Fang Qi noticed the new dead skin on his thin lips.
That's a sign of lack of water.
The tornado had already left in the middle of the night on their first day, but Fang Qi never heard anything after that.
Of course, except for desert animals that occasionally pass by.
This is the third day they were trapped in the ruins. Fang Qi’s subcutaneous chip told them so. During these three days, they did not receive any information, nor did they hear anything about Ke Ke and the others. There is no movement, and at this moment, the only emergency reserve water on their bodies has been drunk.
In other words, every day in the future will be a torment for them.
On the one hand, the prefabricated board above their heads saved them, but on the other hand, it also trapped them to death. Whether it was self-rescue or other rescue, it seemed very difficult.
A normal person can only survive for three days without drinking water. Due to their special body mechanism, the sentry guides will be shorter, because their bodies need to meet a workload that is more than ten times stronger than normal people, so Lu Lanqiu Stay as still as possible to reduce physical exertion.
Even though he was just sitting, Lu Lanqiu relied on his amazing memory to remember that there was a storage room not far from the underground where they lived. If they were lucky enough, they could get enough supplies to survive until the rescue came.
Of course, as Mr. Lu with the strongest brain, it is impossible to use his precious hands to carry out excavation work, so this important task fell on Fang Qi, so the military shovel that Fang Qi carried with him finally came into play.
But obviously things are not that simple. Many walls in the rebel base have been strengthened and modified, which made Fang Qi's excavation work slow.
"To be honest, I think it's superfluous for them to build such a thick wall. You see, who would be so stupid to attack directly from the outside? A small zombie virus can turn this base upside down." After working hard for a long time to dig out a deep hole visible to the naked eye, he began to feel that this matter was unreliable.
"The premise is that you can come in first and successfully inject the poison. By the way, I suggest that you better talk less. Every word you say will consume extra water in your body-given that we don't have a drop of water now." Lu Lanqiu looked at him weakly, he was very thirsty at the moment, which made his sarcasm much milder than usual.
Fang Qi smiled, and shook his head: "It's better to have someone talking beside you than to sit alone."
Lu Lanqiu frowned: "I don't know what to say, the human body will automatically consume glycogen when there is no substance intake, then fat, and finally muscle, but each of these chemical reactions requires the participation of water. Why do people consume water even when they are still, and if you keep talking like you, the rate of consumption will only be faster."
Although he felt that talking to Fang Qi was tantamount to playing the piano against a cow, he couldn't help talking to him, as if it was really like what Fang Qi said, talking with someone beside him seemed to be more important than sitting alone. much better.
After Fang Qi heard this, he was about to reply when his hand paused, as if he had touched something, the smile on his face disappeared: "To be honest, no one knows if there will be a chance to speak next moment. "
When Lu Lanqiu saw his expression, he secretly felt that something was wrong, so he quickly bent down to look. Under the layer of soil that Fang Qi had dug up, there was a steel plate made of anti-armor material, and it was this steel plate that helped them block the explosion, but they obviously couldn't dig any further.
"These people probably do too many bad things, and they are worried that someone will use an intercontinental missile to blow them up at any time." Fang Qi sighed, turned around and tried to find a place to dig a road from the bottom of several other walls.
"No, I think we can't dig it out, except to lift off the prefabricated panel above our heads." Lu Lanqiu looked around and said.
Fang Qi sat back, the general threw the shovel aside, spread his hands and said, "Okay, now we can just sit obediently and play with wooden figures, while waiting for God to open his eyes and someone will find us."
Lu Lanqiu raised her eyebrows: "What if there is no one in the end, we can stay in this situation for another two days at most."
Fang Qi sighed: "Whoever you love, as I said, dying with you is the best way I can think of."
Lu Lanqiu rolled his eyes at him, the lack of water made his whole face darken: "It's not very pretty to die of thirst."
Fang Qi spread his hands together: "It's a big deal, I will bleed you to raise you. In ancient times, the Buddha cut his flesh and fed it to the eagle. Today, Fang Qi bleeds his wife to raise his wife. Speaking of which, let my flesh and blood turn into a part of your body. One kind of satisfies me."
It was hard for Lu Lanqiu to imagine that he could patiently listen to him gossip about all this stuff. This kind of shock directly caused him to ignore what Fang Qi meant by "wife".
"Are you sick, Fang Qi, or are you a masochist from the bottom of your heart? What's so good about this way of dying? If you really want to drink blood, there are the corpses of Gu Kai and Frankie next door." Lu Lanqiu was weak slap him.
"Oh yes, those two buddies are still there, but it's a pity that after three days, these two people are so dead that they can't be distinguished from each other. You haven't smelled that smell. Seriously, even if we can cut through the wall now, I will And I would never want to touch them." Fang Qi wrinkled his nose in disgust, and temporarily blocked his overly sensitive sense of smell.
Lu Lanqiu was really too lazy to continue bickering with him: "Didn't you say you were playing with one, two, three wooden figures? Captain Fang, how can you still talk like that?"
Fang Qi suddenly closed his mouth, and looked at Lu Lanqiu with sparkling peach eyes: "I want to see you one more time."
Lu Lanqiu's eyes, which were about to close just now, opened again.
Fang Qi is a person with a disgusting ruffian all over his body, even his eyes are peach blossom eyes that attract bees and butterflies. Forcibly gave him the only affection he had left.
Those peach blossom eyes are always wandering around indecently on weekdays, and all the streamers are turned into hooligans by this person, making people love and hate, only when they look at Lu Lanqiu, they are focused and quiet, like hot magma An ice crystal in the sky is buried deep in the center of the earth and will never see the light.
How does it feel to be looked at by such eyes?Lu Lanqiu herself didn't know very well.
Sometimes I feel like a small animal, captured by the hunter's aim, and the forward is a trap with a net; sometimes I feel like a balloon floating slowly into the sky, being helplessly caught by a child on the ground. Looking at it, I tried to stretch my arms but couldn't reach it; sometimes, I felt like a newly sprouted ear of wheat, and the corn stalks in the field next to me were desperately trying to extend their arms to protect themselves from the wind and rain.
Under this kind of gaze, Lu Lanqiu opened his mouth, feeling that it was really not good to speak at this time.
At this moment, he felt something tugging at the corner of his clothes.
He looked down, Fang Qi did not know when he released the unicorn, and this was the first time he had observed Fang Qi's mental body so closely.
Most of the legendary spiritual bodies are difficult to show. Lu Lanqiu's own Hai Dongqing has tried countless times before he can fly with fluttering wings. He doesn't know what kind of training Fang Qi has gone through to let this Qilin grow up. Be so energetic.
The unicorn opened its dark pupils like a puppy, and leaned docilely towards his palm, and the pair of antlers kept rubbing against him, it was extremely cute.
It was completely different from the majestic and majestic fighting appearance in the usual days, and Lu Lanqiu was instantly lovable by it.
Lu Lanqiu blinked, and released her spirit body. Hai Dongqing flapped her two-meter wide wings and flew over the unicorn's head. Fortunately, the horns on the big guy's head were hard enough, and Hai Dongqing's claws grabbed it and stood upright. Extremely stable.
Qilin tried hard to look up at the big bird, but unfortunately, as long as the big bird moved with the horns, Qilin couldn't see it at all. In the end, he could only try to widen his eyes, hoping to see the big bird through the gaps in the eye sockets.
Hmm...it doesn't seem very smart.
Hai Dongqing was obviously not a kind master, so he let out a few haughty chirps, and then combed the feathers on the Qilin's head. The pitiful Qilin, a majestic beast, was crushed by a [-]-kilogram bird. Some couldn't take it anymore, but they still didn't dare to move, for fear that if they moved, the bird would fly away.
Lu Lanqiu shook his head, while Hai Dongqing combed his feathers slowly.
The rebellious appearance is somewhat similar to that of the master.
Seeing that the bird ignored him, Lu Lanqiu frowned lightly and coughed lightly. Hai Dongqing lazily raised his eyes to look at him, pecked the unicorn's horns with some grievances, turned over and landed on the unicorn's mane, and squatted down. Close your eyes and rest.
"Why did you release it?" Lu Lanqiu had had enough of teasing the pet, and turned to look at Fang Qi.
Fang Qi reached out and touched the unicorn's mane, which was the softest part of the beast's body, but Hai Dongqing fell asleep as a bird's nest at the moment, which looked really funny.
"After the death of the unbound sentinel, its spiritual body will also disappear with the host, but it does not really disappear, but because the host is the bridge connecting their dimension with ours. When the host dies, they lose We can't come to our world anymore." Fang Qi stroked his mane and said.
"I know, and because clones are genetically similar to the original body, they can summon the same spiritual body as the original body under certain circumstances." what purpose.
"However, if it is a combined Sentinel, the spirit body can be claimed by the Sentinel's guide, and thus reappear in this dimension."
Lu Lanqiu keenly sensed that something was wrong, and turned her head to stare at the other party: "Fang Qi, what do you mean by that?"
Fang Qi smiled lightly, took Lu Lanqiu's hand, bent down and knelt beside him, looked at him earnestly and passionately, and said, "Fang Qi, the sentinel, is here to submit an application for union with the guide Lu Lanqiu." , I hope that after I die, you can drink my blood, eat my body, make them a part of you, and then take my spirit body and leave here together."
"Only you, I am at ease and willing to hand over everything I have." Fang Qi stared at the other party, word by word.
The author has something to say: Fang Team is a wolf that will not leave DNA to outsiders even if it dies.
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