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Chapter 133 Chapter 33
This cry was too real, and Claude raised his head in a daze, and saw a pair of clear eyes, the light in those eyes was something he had never seen before.
The owner of those eyes looked at him, with pain gradually appearing in his eyes, and he seemed to hate iron and steel. He gritted his teeth and pulled Claude up.
This is a mezzanine above the passage. It was originally designed to have pipes pass through, but it was abandoned for various reasons, but the mezzanine was kept. The height can barely pass through by one person, but fortunately there is a ceiling blocking them, and they barely avoided the first one. The impact of the explosion.
"Let me tell you, if Miss Ben didn't hold you back, would you really be waiting to be blown into popcorn?" Luna joked while panting.
Claude turned his head, glanced at Luna, hesitation flashed in his eyes, and he said slowly: "Chen Luo, I know it's you, stop pretending."
Chen Luo was taken aback when he heard the words, and quickly lowered his head to look around himself, and even took out the mirror to observe his makeup carefully, wanting to see what was wrong with him, and was recognized by this person.
However, after confirming that his fake breasts were intact and his facial prostheses were in place, he was confused: "Since you know it's me, why did you bring us to this ghost place to die with you?"
Claude lowered his head and coughed lightly. He was too close to the blasting point just now, and he inhaled a lot of heat waves in one gulp. His airway was slightly burned. He shook his head and did not speak.
Chen Luo suddenly raised his head and stared at the other party: "You were deceiving me just now?"
As a master of disguise, he has traveled all over the rivers and lakes for more than ten years and has never failed. Who knows that he fell into the hands of this kid today. He must seek an explanation for the shame of his life.
After being serious for a long time, Claude was finally amused by the vivid expression on Chen Luo's face: "I didn't, I knew you were not Luna the first time I saw you."
Chen Luo's eyes widened, and he didn't want to believe that he was exposed in the first place.
"As for the others, as long as you are recognized, the identities of others can be easily revealed. Am I right, Captain Fang?" Claude smiled weakly at the four on the other side.
Mu, it should be said that it was Fang Qi, who tore off the disguise on his face, and along with him, Lu Lanqiu who was dressed as Captain Lawrence of the Fourth Division, Ke Ke who was a small sentinel, and Jiang He who had not spoken.
Fang Qi was struggling to tear off the filler made of artificial silicone from his face, especially the position of the beard, and he grinned in pain: "How can you tell that he is not Luna's, after all, in my opinion, there is no There is no flaw at all, even Frankie, the old fox, believed it."
Chen Luo was extremely frustrated. He held his head and began to doubt life: "So I failed from the beginning? I don't believe it. Since when did my master's disguise skills become so good? If this is the case, I don't know how many people will die in the mission." Time. Am I really that good? No, no..." He paused, recalling his ambiguous attitude towards Luna at that time, and raised his head abruptly:
"You have an affair with that woman, right! Otherwise, how could you tell at a glance that I'm a fake!"
Claude sighed: "That was to tease you on purpose. The reason why I recognized you is because when I was in the monitoring room, I was afraid that you would escape, so I used some Middle Eastern spices on you."
"Spice? Why didn't I know, why didn't I smell it?"
"You drink that cup of black tea with mint, and your sense of smell will be affected."
Chen Luo thought about it, it seemed that he was the one who asked for a drink on his own initiative, and immediately quit, pulling up the other party's collar, relying on his strength as a sentinel, he easily dragged a person taller than himself: "You big man Kengbi, I’m a sentinel, bastard, I live on my five senses! How are you going to compensate me!”
"The mint effect is very short-lived, and it will disappear in half a day, and the spice will dissipate quickly." He paused, and the smile on his face disappeared: "If you insist on me paying, I can't afford it now. Soon this life will not be mine."
Chen Luo was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and gradually felt soreness in his heart, and he let go of his hand unknowingly.
——It's like this again, back then Xiaohu decided his own death silently, and disappeared into his life without a sound.
Talking about brothers who share life and death are fucking bullshit!Who will tell him in advance when he is about to die?
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and the more he chattered:
"How can you be like this, know that we are here to save you and rush to die, what kind of game will hurt both sides. If Gu Kai dies without guilt, we will bring disaster to Chi Yu. You say we have provoked you?"
As soon as he caught him, he chattered endlessly, as if he wanted to pour out all the words he couldn't say because of his status restriction.
Claude shook his head when he heard it: "After I recognized you, I guessed that the other people should also be Captain Fang and the others. He can appear there, which means that the bottom-level things can't trap him at all. Escaping here once, naturally there is a way to escape a second time, besides the situation at that time, it is impossible for me not to take you."
Claude said this, smiled, turned around and nodded to the other four, and continued: "Thank you, Captain Fang, I guess you hid Luna and the others in the hidden passage, where there is a third-level safe house level, and on the ground, should survive the blast."
With a cold expression, Lu Lanqiu pointed out sharply: "They can live, but they don't want to see you die."
Claude looked down at his hand, where a small piece of skin was burned by the heat, and it was burning and hurting at the moment. He shook his head and smiled wryly: "For a useless leader like me, death is not a big deal for them. bad thing."
He was extremely depressed at the moment: "I don't live long anyway, you don't need to save me."
Chen Luo didn't understand: "I don't understand. You still have people under your command, and if they are willing to follow you, you are not a complete failure. Just find a place and start over from the beginning. Are you a teenager, so sentimental and delicate?" , A little setback will make you completely lose your fighting spirit."
Claude shook his head: "You won't understand. If you spend half your life thinking that you will be mediocre for the rest of your life, and suddenly something happens that will make you go all out, and a group of people are willing to trust you with their lives, you know , how happy is this?"
"And when one day, your mistakes cost them their lives in an instant, and your hard work becomes a hotbed of crime, what will you do? What will you do with the culprit who caused all this? Huh? Tell me, Chen Luo .”
Before Chen Luo could answer, he had already answered by himself: "Oh, yes, you are a sentinel, and you can break people's necks by force. It's a pity, I'm just a guide, and I can't do anything without a sentinel. "
The more he spoke, the more excited he became, his eyes were bloodshot, and there was a faint bloodthirsty frenzy: "But even if this is the case, I still have one life, and I will give up this life in exchange for them all being wiped out. It's not a loss at all... …Listen to their screams, how desperate and beautiful! Can it compare to the despair of my subordinates who watched me and my companions turn into zombies?! Can it compare to being killed by my comrades who live with each other day and night? Was it hopeless? Lu Heng, that woman, actually said lightly that it was just part of the plan? Fuck you, they are all human! Live people! People who can cry, laugh, jump, and jump! What qualifications does she have? Playing with it as a thing? Don't talk to me about the future of human beings. I can't even protect the one-third of an acre in front of me, and I care about the rise and fall of the world? Even if I try my best today, I will let them die! So, Why do you stop me? What position do you have to stop me?"
He talked more and more vigorously, his whole body was like a crazy dog biting people around, he didn't have the aura of the high-spirited leader at the beginning, but he was answered with a loud slap.
As a sentinel, Chen Luo was as weak as a Mutt in front of Fang Qi and the others on weekdays, and he was not the type who used strength as a selling point, but the basic qualities of a sentry were there, and this slap was very simple. Very hard.
The direct result was that half of Claude's face instantly swelled into a pig's head, and the hotness that was still on the palm of his hand instantly transferred to his face: "It's you who don't understand me!"
"Before you asked the boss whether the dead or the living are more important, do you remember what you said at that time?"
Claude turned his face to one side, his chest heaved violently, and he didn't speak for a long time.
"You said it yourself, the living person is more important. It's so loud, I thought at the time, you are a fucking character, why can't the words you say now be eaten by dogs?"
As Chen Luo spoke, he became more and more angry: "Your subordinates are very miserable, but wouldn't it be good to let them find peace when the dead are dead? You still have Luna and the others who need to be protected, and you still have to deal with those who died. Refugees in the same situation need help, why do you decide to die casually? Why do you leave those who need you? Why do you use your life to exchange the lives of these scumbags?!"
As he was speaking, a silly smiling figure suddenly passed by in his mind, his heart felt sour, his tone gradually eased, with a faint choked sob, like a sob in extreme pain, or a murmur of self-struggle.
"Why...you two brothers, one and two, always want to die when encountering problems? Isn't it good to live?!"
Claude didn't speak for a while, the pain and anger gradually became like a burning flame, cooling down after the most intense burning.
In the end, he turned over with difficulty on the ground, stared blankly at the ceiling, and smiled wryly: "...ha, who knows, probably, I think it's time to die."
"You really deserve to die." Just when everyone was speechless, a pair of bloody hands climbed up the gap they just entered, and then a red and bloody object rolled up.
The owner of those eyes looked at him, with pain gradually appearing in his eyes, and he seemed to hate iron and steel. He gritted his teeth and pulled Claude up.
This is a mezzanine above the passage. It was originally designed to have pipes pass through, but it was abandoned for various reasons, but the mezzanine was kept. The height can barely pass through by one person, but fortunately there is a ceiling blocking them, and they barely avoided the first one. The impact of the explosion.
"Let me tell you, if Miss Ben didn't hold you back, would you really be waiting to be blown into popcorn?" Luna joked while panting.
Claude turned his head, glanced at Luna, hesitation flashed in his eyes, and he said slowly: "Chen Luo, I know it's you, stop pretending."
Chen Luo was taken aback when he heard the words, and quickly lowered his head to look around himself, and even took out the mirror to observe his makeup carefully, wanting to see what was wrong with him, and was recognized by this person.
However, after confirming that his fake breasts were intact and his facial prostheses were in place, he was confused: "Since you know it's me, why did you bring us to this ghost place to die with you?"
Claude lowered his head and coughed lightly. He was too close to the blasting point just now, and he inhaled a lot of heat waves in one gulp. His airway was slightly burned. He shook his head and did not speak.
Chen Luo suddenly raised his head and stared at the other party: "You were deceiving me just now?"
As a master of disguise, he has traveled all over the rivers and lakes for more than ten years and has never failed. Who knows that he fell into the hands of this kid today. He must seek an explanation for the shame of his life.
After being serious for a long time, Claude was finally amused by the vivid expression on Chen Luo's face: "I didn't, I knew you were not Luna the first time I saw you."
Chen Luo's eyes widened, and he didn't want to believe that he was exposed in the first place.
"As for the others, as long as you are recognized, the identities of others can be easily revealed. Am I right, Captain Fang?" Claude smiled weakly at the four on the other side.
Mu, it should be said that it was Fang Qi, who tore off the disguise on his face, and along with him, Lu Lanqiu who was dressed as Captain Lawrence of the Fourth Division, Ke Ke who was a small sentinel, and Jiang He who had not spoken.
Fang Qi was struggling to tear off the filler made of artificial silicone from his face, especially the position of the beard, and he grinned in pain: "How can you tell that he is not Luna's, after all, in my opinion, there is no There is no flaw at all, even Frankie, the old fox, believed it."
Chen Luo was extremely frustrated. He held his head and began to doubt life: "So I failed from the beginning? I don't believe it. Since when did my master's disguise skills become so good? If this is the case, I don't know how many people will die in the mission." Time. Am I really that good? No, no..." He paused, recalling his ambiguous attitude towards Luna at that time, and raised his head abruptly:
"You have an affair with that woman, right! Otherwise, how could you tell at a glance that I'm a fake!"
Claude sighed: "That was to tease you on purpose. The reason why I recognized you is because when I was in the monitoring room, I was afraid that you would escape, so I used some Middle Eastern spices on you."
"Spice? Why didn't I know, why didn't I smell it?"
"You drink that cup of black tea with mint, and your sense of smell will be affected."
Chen Luo thought about it, it seemed that he was the one who asked for a drink on his own initiative, and immediately quit, pulling up the other party's collar, relying on his strength as a sentinel, he easily dragged a person taller than himself: "You big man Kengbi, I’m a sentinel, bastard, I live on my five senses! How are you going to compensate me!”
"The mint effect is very short-lived, and it will disappear in half a day, and the spice will dissipate quickly." He paused, and the smile on his face disappeared: "If you insist on me paying, I can't afford it now. Soon this life will not be mine."
Chen Luo was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and gradually felt soreness in his heart, and he let go of his hand unknowingly.
——It's like this again, back then Xiaohu decided his own death silently, and disappeared into his life without a sound.
Talking about brothers who share life and death are fucking bullshit!Who will tell him in advance when he is about to die?
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and the more he chattered:
"How can you be like this, know that we are here to save you and rush to die, what kind of game will hurt both sides. If Gu Kai dies without guilt, we will bring disaster to Chi Yu. You say we have provoked you?"
As soon as he caught him, he chattered endlessly, as if he wanted to pour out all the words he couldn't say because of his status restriction.
Claude shook his head when he heard it: "After I recognized you, I guessed that the other people should also be Captain Fang and the others. He can appear there, which means that the bottom-level things can't trap him at all. Escaping here once, naturally there is a way to escape a second time, besides the situation at that time, it is impossible for me not to take you."
Claude said this, smiled, turned around and nodded to the other four, and continued: "Thank you, Captain Fang, I guess you hid Luna and the others in the hidden passage, where there is a third-level safe house level, and on the ground, should survive the blast."
With a cold expression, Lu Lanqiu pointed out sharply: "They can live, but they don't want to see you die."
Claude looked down at his hand, where a small piece of skin was burned by the heat, and it was burning and hurting at the moment. He shook his head and smiled wryly: "For a useless leader like me, death is not a big deal for them. bad thing."
He was extremely depressed at the moment: "I don't live long anyway, you don't need to save me."
Chen Luo didn't understand: "I don't understand. You still have people under your command, and if they are willing to follow you, you are not a complete failure. Just find a place and start over from the beginning. Are you a teenager, so sentimental and delicate?" , A little setback will make you completely lose your fighting spirit."
Claude shook his head: "You won't understand. If you spend half your life thinking that you will be mediocre for the rest of your life, and suddenly something happens that will make you go all out, and a group of people are willing to trust you with their lives, you know , how happy is this?"
"And when one day, your mistakes cost them their lives in an instant, and your hard work becomes a hotbed of crime, what will you do? What will you do with the culprit who caused all this? Huh? Tell me, Chen Luo .”
Before Chen Luo could answer, he had already answered by himself: "Oh, yes, you are a sentinel, and you can break people's necks by force. It's a pity, I'm just a guide, and I can't do anything without a sentinel. "
The more he spoke, the more excited he became, his eyes were bloodshot, and there was a faint bloodthirsty frenzy: "But even if this is the case, I still have one life, and I will give up this life in exchange for them all being wiped out. It's not a loss at all... …Listen to their screams, how desperate and beautiful! Can it compare to the despair of my subordinates who watched me and my companions turn into zombies?! Can it compare to being killed by my comrades who live with each other day and night? Was it hopeless? Lu Heng, that woman, actually said lightly that it was just part of the plan? Fuck you, they are all human! Live people! People who can cry, laugh, jump, and jump! What qualifications does she have? Playing with it as a thing? Don't talk to me about the future of human beings. I can't even protect the one-third of an acre in front of me, and I care about the rise and fall of the world? Even if I try my best today, I will let them die! So, Why do you stop me? What position do you have to stop me?"
He talked more and more vigorously, his whole body was like a crazy dog biting people around, he didn't have the aura of the high-spirited leader at the beginning, but he was answered with a loud slap.
As a sentinel, Chen Luo was as weak as a Mutt in front of Fang Qi and the others on weekdays, and he was not the type who used strength as a selling point, but the basic qualities of a sentry were there, and this slap was very simple. Very hard.
The direct result was that half of Claude's face instantly swelled into a pig's head, and the hotness that was still on the palm of his hand instantly transferred to his face: "It's you who don't understand me!"
"Before you asked the boss whether the dead or the living are more important, do you remember what you said at that time?"
Claude turned his face to one side, his chest heaved violently, and he didn't speak for a long time.
"You said it yourself, the living person is more important. It's so loud, I thought at the time, you are a fucking character, why can't the words you say now be eaten by dogs?"
As Chen Luo spoke, he became more and more angry: "Your subordinates are very miserable, but wouldn't it be good to let them find peace when the dead are dead? You still have Luna and the others who need to be protected, and you still have to deal with those who died. Refugees in the same situation need help, why do you decide to die casually? Why do you leave those who need you? Why do you use your life to exchange the lives of these scumbags?!"
As he was speaking, a silly smiling figure suddenly passed by in his mind, his heart felt sour, his tone gradually eased, with a faint choked sob, like a sob in extreme pain, or a murmur of self-struggle.
"Why...you two brothers, one and two, always want to die when encountering problems? Isn't it good to live?!"
Claude didn't speak for a while, the pain and anger gradually became like a burning flame, cooling down after the most intense burning.
In the end, he turned over with difficulty on the ground, stared blankly at the ceiling, and smiled wryly: "...ha, who knows, probably, I think it's time to die."
"You really deserve to die." Just when everyone was speechless, a pair of bloody hands climbed up the gap they just entered, and then a red and bloody object rolled up.
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