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Chapter 124 Chapter 24
"Hey, you don't believe me. They are really trying to get information with humiliation and trying to get out of here. Why don't you believe me..." Chen Luo whimpered and rolled the tears and snot all over his face. Fang Qi rubbed against him.
With a dark face, Fang Qi tore the man away from himself and said, "I believe you, you bastard, you are a very bad old man, I have worked so hard to save you, but you are fine, you just stay here and play crowd-gathering games .”
"I really don't have any. It's really for information, Boss, am I the kind of person who puts your old man on the sidelines and suffers in silence? I'm trying my best to endure humiliation."
Chen Luo looked sincere, but the scattered cards behind him didn't mean to endure humiliation at all.
Ke Ke quietly squatted aside, glanced at the face of Chen Luo's cards just now, and said with a knife: "How come there are two more cards out of 56 cards, Ah Luo, you are cheating."
Chen Luo shuddered, and the expression on his face was about to cry: "Boss..."
Fang Qi looked at the kid again and found that the kid looked satiated, not to mention injured, and then looked at himself and Lu Lanqiu, he was in a state of embarrassment after fighting with a bunch of zombies just now. Immediately, evil turned to gallbladder, ready to call Chen Luo with a big mouth.
Seeing that Fang Qi raised his hand to slap him, Chen Luo immediately used the life skills that had been lingering under Fang Qi for many years, his agility was instantly full, and he rushed to Lu Lanqiu's side like a loach, and once again used his ability to cry, make trouble, and hang himself , crying like a Meng Jiangnu.
Lu Lanqiu lowered her head and glanced at Chen Luo, then at Fang Qi's frantic sharpening, sighed, and squatted down to look at Chen Luo: "Don't cry."
He raised his eyes and glanced at Fang Qi again: "Stop making trouble, who was worrying about this kid just now?"
Just as Fang Qi was about to speak up, Lu Lanqiu glared at the other party, and Fang Qi immediately became honest.
Lu Lanqiu squatted down and looked at Chen Luo, and said slowly, "Where's Claude?"
Chen Luo was stunned for a moment, Fang Qi hated that iron could not be made into steel: "The brat asked you something."
Lu Lanqiu looked down at Claude's subordinates who were under their control, and blamed Fang Qi for being too aggressive just now. Most of these people were still in a coma and couldn't ask anything for the time being.
Chen Luo shivered and thought for a long time, and then came back to his senses: "We had a good chat, but the old boy was called out by his subordinates..." Halfway through speaking, he seemed to think of something, patted his head, and said to Fang Qi: "Ah , Boss, I remembered, your mother-in-law is here!"
Fang Qi slapped him on the head: "It's up to you to talk about it, brat, didn't he come back after that?"
Chen Luo shook his head.
Fang Qi sighed, and just about to make a sound, Chen Luo thought he was going to slap him again, so he quickly covered his face tightly, for fear that his handsome face would be disfigured.
Unexpectedly, the big mouth didn't come down for a long time, so he opened his eyes cautiously to look.
Fang Qi sighed lightly, patted the other person's shoulder lightly, and said softly, "Boy, it's great that you're fine."
These words were light and low, as if they were said by Chen Luo, but also as if they were said to himself.
Only then did Chen Luo slowly raise his head, looked at Fang Qi, hesitantly said: "Boss..."
The words were long, but the mouth was already crooked to one side.
The shameless Chang Guanqi took advantage of the fact that the other party just opened his mouth and punched him in the face. Little Chen Luo rolled over like a sandbag, and lay down neatly with the guards who had been "cared for" by Fang Qi. together.
Counting one by one, the five corpses were lined up straight in a single row, like dried plums that had been washed and spread out in the sun.
Fang Qi clapped his hands, and said with a relaxed expression, "I'm sorry, this fist made its own hand, and it has nothing to do with me."
Chen Luo didn't say anything for a long time, and it was quiet over there, as if he had been knocked out.
Ke Ke turned her head from the monitor and took a look: "Ah Luo won't be beaten to death by sir?"
Jiang He stood beside her silently, without saying a word, and gave Chen Luo a sympathetic look very affectionately.
Fang Qi sneered: "Come on, this kid is a cockroach, so he can't die."
After finishing speaking, he took a gun from Jiang He and threw it to Chen Luo: "Boy, stop talking nonsense, equip the gun and prepare for battle."
Only then did Chen Luo get up slowly, and said to Lu Lanqiu with tears streaming down his face, "Mr. Lu, can you persuade the boss not to slap me in the face next time?"
Lu Lanqiu made himself a cup of tea calmly amidst the mess, slowly blew away the mint leaves floating on the surface, and chuckled lightly: "I can't care about that."
The gesture is elegant, and the white wrist bone is exquisite and delicate like a jade carving, but the blood of the zombie before is still sticking to the cuffs, like a group of old stains, but the whole person emits a muddy and unstained breath, as if Fang Qi's violent behavior just now has nothing to do with him.
Well, it's another helper who doesn't help.
Chen Luo lay down on his head, deciding to die for a while.
===
In life, there must always be one or two things that you will regret.
Claude looked at the few people in front of him, and suddenly remembered such a sentence.
Those who don't regret it in the end always have some subjective meaning in it, but in many cases, a person rarely has the opportunity to regret, and then truly understand how much heaviness and helplessness behind the word regret.
For example, now, he regrets provoking such a plague god as Gu Kai.
"I said, Young Master Gu, don't tease me. How can such an important experiment be carried out in my remote place? It's not a joke."
After he listened to Gu Kai's deal, his blood seemed to be completely cold.
Human experiments, this thing sounds scary. In his cognition, the first shadow of his childhood is the various war documentaries played when he was locked in a small dark room and reviewed the history of war.
And now this Young Master Gu who killed thousands of knives actually wants to conduct human experiments under his nose?
Before Gu Kai could answer, the woman with Lu Lanqiu's face was the first to laugh out loud: "What? The leader of the largest rebel army in country I, the executioner with countless dead souls, would think our experiment is cruel?"
Claude frowned. When this woman was not talking, she still looked like Lu Lanqiu, but when she spoke, she was only annoying.
He waved his hand: "I didn't say that, besides, this deal was made between me and Young Master Gu, the two of you standing here are just to show Gu Young Master my sincerity of cooperation, so ma'am, can you Can't stop talking."
As Claude said, he took out a Desert|Eagle from behind him, loaded it quickly, threw it on the table, and squinted at Lu Heng: "You also know that I am an executioner, and I don't know how to restrain myself when I speak. Woolen cloth?"
Where did Lu Heng feel so idle? He turned to Gu Kai and said, "Master Gu, this is the partner you carefully selected for cooperation? You are not afraid of falling into his hands."
Only then did Gu Kai stand up slowly: "Oh, Miss Lu, that's not what you said. I'm already being watched by the tower. It's better to find a wolfhound with claws than to find one who can only bark and dare not bite. My Chihuahua is strong."
When Lu Heng heard this, the man was obviously pointing fingers and cursing Huai. He was about to argue a few words, but Frankie grabbed him behind him: "Lu Heng, please stop talking."
Gu Kai was just standing there leisurely watching Claude and Lu Heng quarreling, with a calm look on his face, not in a hurry at all, and there was some discrepancy with the information they got before, at this moment Frankie was a little confused I don't know what this person is thinking.
Seeing that Lu Heng stopped talking, Gu Kai looked back at Claude and said with a smile: "Mr. First, don't worry, our transaction is still going on, isn't it?"
Claude stared at the other party: "Yes, I have already completed my part, now it is obviously Young Master Gu, you have to make an inch."
He paused, and said with a sneer, "To be honest, even without your business, my family would not die of hunger."
At the beginning, this person came to the door and asked him to find Fang Qi on the basis of a month's supplies of the base. Now that the person has run away, it stands to reason that this should be done, but Gu Kai doesn't seem to have any intention of terminating the transaction. .
Gu Kai smiled: "First of all, sir, don't worry, I think we can discuss this matter."
Claude stared at the other party: "Young Master Gu's meaning?"
Gu Kai laughed happily: "I mean, it is necessary to temporarily change the content of our transaction."
There was danger in Claude's eyes: "You want to set up a laboratory in our base for human experiments?"
Gu Kai: "It's really smart."
Claude smiled faintly: "Master Gu, it seems that we have no destiny to cooperate."
Gu Kai was curious: "Why, the conditions I offered were not enough? First of all, sir, you have already accepted half of the deposit. Isn't it a bit dishonest to go back on your word at this time?"
Claude played with the gun in his hand, disassembled it in a strangely skillful way, and quickly assembled it again: "Your young master changed his mind temporarily, and I haven't confiscated your liquidated damages."
Gu Kai put away the smile on his face, and slowly stared at the other party: "No need to discuss?"
Claude shook his head slowly: "There is no discussion."
Gu Kai sighed: "If this is the case, then I have no choice but to express my regret."
Claude nodded in agreement: "It's indeed a pity, but the deposit we received will be used as liquidated damages."
He still decided in his heart that if Gu Kai, an old boy, wanted to play tricks, he would call someone immediately. He was in his own base, and this kid would not have the upper hand at all. Even with the two people in front of him, he was no match at all. Unfortunately, he can only eat.
There was no surprise on Gu Kai's face: "Ah."
Claude didn't expect Gu Kai to be so talkative, and he couldn't help muttering in his heart.
Gu Kai is obviously not a person who is willing to suffer from being dumb. He can be so calm, maybe he has a backup.
Claude shook his head, no matter what, this time, Gu Kai lost.
He waved his hand: "Master Gu, if there is such a business in the future, please remember to call me."
Gu Kai laughed: "First of all, sir, I don't dare to find a partner like you with too low reputation and too high asking price."
As he spoke, he suddenly approached Claude with a mysterious smile on his lips: "Mr. Sir, if I'm not mistaken, the sandstorm is coming soon, right?"
The author has something to say: I was wrong, I’m not used to being lazy for too long, let’s update it honestly
With a dark face, Fang Qi tore the man away from himself and said, "I believe you, you bastard, you are a very bad old man, I have worked so hard to save you, but you are fine, you just stay here and play crowd-gathering games .”
"I really don't have any. It's really for information, Boss, am I the kind of person who puts your old man on the sidelines and suffers in silence? I'm trying my best to endure humiliation."
Chen Luo looked sincere, but the scattered cards behind him didn't mean to endure humiliation at all.
Ke Ke quietly squatted aside, glanced at the face of Chen Luo's cards just now, and said with a knife: "How come there are two more cards out of 56 cards, Ah Luo, you are cheating."
Chen Luo shuddered, and the expression on his face was about to cry: "Boss..."
Fang Qi looked at the kid again and found that the kid looked satiated, not to mention injured, and then looked at himself and Lu Lanqiu, he was in a state of embarrassment after fighting with a bunch of zombies just now. Immediately, evil turned to gallbladder, ready to call Chen Luo with a big mouth.
Seeing that Fang Qi raised his hand to slap him, Chen Luo immediately used the life skills that had been lingering under Fang Qi for many years, his agility was instantly full, and he rushed to Lu Lanqiu's side like a loach, and once again used his ability to cry, make trouble, and hang himself , crying like a Meng Jiangnu.
Lu Lanqiu lowered her head and glanced at Chen Luo, then at Fang Qi's frantic sharpening, sighed, and squatted down to look at Chen Luo: "Don't cry."
He raised his eyes and glanced at Fang Qi again: "Stop making trouble, who was worrying about this kid just now?"
Just as Fang Qi was about to speak up, Lu Lanqiu glared at the other party, and Fang Qi immediately became honest.
Lu Lanqiu squatted down and looked at Chen Luo, and said slowly, "Where's Claude?"
Chen Luo was stunned for a moment, Fang Qi hated that iron could not be made into steel: "The brat asked you something."
Lu Lanqiu looked down at Claude's subordinates who were under their control, and blamed Fang Qi for being too aggressive just now. Most of these people were still in a coma and couldn't ask anything for the time being.
Chen Luo shivered and thought for a long time, and then came back to his senses: "We had a good chat, but the old boy was called out by his subordinates..." Halfway through speaking, he seemed to think of something, patted his head, and said to Fang Qi: "Ah , Boss, I remembered, your mother-in-law is here!"
Fang Qi slapped him on the head: "It's up to you to talk about it, brat, didn't he come back after that?"
Chen Luo shook his head.
Fang Qi sighed, and just about to make a sound, Chen Luo thought he was going to slap him again, so he quickly covered his face tightly, for fear that his handsome face would be disfigured.
Unexpectedly, the big mouth didn't come down for a long time, so he opened his eyes cautiously to look.
Fang Qi sighed lightly, patted the other person's shoulder lightly, and said softly, "Boy, it's great that you're fine."
These words were light and low, as if they were said by Chen Luo, but also as if they were said to himself.
Only then did Chen Luo slowly raise his head, looked at Fang Qi, hesitantly said: "Boss..."
The words were long, but the mouth was already crooked to one side.
The shameless Chang Guanqi took advantage of the fact that the other party just opened his mouth and punched him in the face. Little Chen Luo rolled over like a sandbag, and lay down neatly with the guards who had been "cared for" by Fang Qi. together.
Counting one by one, the five corpses were lined up straight in a single row, like dried plums that had been washed and spread out in the sun.
Fang Qi clapped his hands, and said with a relaxed expression, "I'm sorry, this fist made its own hand, and it has nothing to do with me."
Chen Luo didn't say anything for a long time, and it was quiet over there, as if he had been knocked out.
Ke Ke turned her head from the monitor and took a look: "Ah Luo won't be beaten to death by sir?"
Jiang He stood beside her silently, without saying a word, and gave Chen Luo a sympathetic look very affectionately.
Fang Qi sneered: "Come on, this kid is a cockroach, so he can't die."
After finishing speaking, he took a gun from Jiang He and threw it to Chen Luo: "Boy, stop talking nonsense, equip the gun and prepare for battle."
Only then did Chen Luo get up slowly, and said to Lu Lanqiu with tears streaming down his face, "Mr. Lu, can you persuade the boss not to slap me in the face next time?"
Lu Lanqiu made himself a cup of tea calmly amidst the mess, slowly blew away the mint leaves floating on the surface, and chuckled lightly: "I can't care about that."
The gesture is elegant, and the white wrist bone is exquisite and delicate like a jade carving, but the blood of the zombie before is still sticking to the cuffs, like a group of old stains, but the whole person emits a muddy and unstained breath, as if Fang Qi's violent behavior just now has nothing to do with him.
Well, it's another helper who doesn't help.
Chen Luo lay down on his head, deciding to die for a while.
===
In life, there must always be one or two things that you will regret.
Claude looked at the few people in front of him, and suddenly remembered such a sentence.
Those who don't regret it in the end always have some subjective meaning in it, but in many cases, a person rarely has the opportunity to regret, and then truly understand how much heaviness and helplessness behind the word regret.
For example, now, he regrets provoking such a plague god as Gu Kai.
"I said, Young Master Gu, don't tease me. How can such an important experiment be carried out in my remote place? It's not a joke."
After he listened to Gu Kai's deal, his blood seemed to be completely cold.
Human experiments, this thing sounds scary. In his cognition, the first shadow of his childhood is the various war documentaries played when he was locked in a small dark room and reviewed the history of war.
And now this Young Master Gu who killed thousands of knives actually wants to conduct human experiments under his nose?
Before Gu Kai could answer, the woman with Lu Lanqiu's face was the first to laugh out loud: "What? The leader of the largest rebel army in country I, the executioner with countless dead souls, would think our experiment is cruel?"
Claude frowned. When this woman was not talking, she still looked like Lu Lanqiu, but when she spoke, she was only annoying.
He waved his hand: "I didn't say that, besides, this deal was made between me and Young Master Gu, the two of you standing here are just to show Gu Young Master my sincerity of cooperation, so ma'am, can you Can't stop talking."
As Claude said, he took out a Desert|Eagle from behind him, loaded it quickly, threw it on the table, and squinted at Lu Heng: "You also know that I am an executioner, and I don't know how to restrain myself when I speak. Woolen cloth?"
Where did Lu Heng feel so idle? He turned to Gu Kai and said, "Master Gu, this is the partner you carefully selected for cooperation? You are not afraid of falling into his hands."
Only then did Gu Kai stand up slowly: "Oh, Miss Lu, that's not what you said. I'm already being watched by the tower. It's better to find a wolfhound with claws than to find one who can only bark and dare not bite. My Chihuahua is strong."
When Lu Heng heard this, the man was obviously pointing fingers and cursing Huai. He was about to argue a few words, but Frankie grabbed him behind him: "Lu Heng, please stop talking."
Gu Kai was just standing there leisurely watching Claude and Lu Heng quarreling, with a calm look on his face, not in a hurry at all, and there was some discrepancy with the information they got before, at this moment Frankie was a little confused I don't know what this person is thinking.
Seeing that Lu Heng stopped talking, Gu Kai looked back at Claude and said with a smile: "Mr. First, don't worry, our transaction is still going on, isn't it?"
Claude stared at the other party: "Yes, I have already completed my part, now it is obviously Young Master Gu, you have to make an inch."
He paused, and said with a sneer, "To be honest, even without your business, my family would not die of hunger."
At the beginning, this person came to the door and asked him to find Fang Qi on the basis of a month's supplies of the base. Now that the person has run away, it stands to reason that this should be done, but Gu Kai doesn't seem to have any intention of terminating the transaction. .
Gu Kai smiled: "First of all, sir, don't worry, I think we can discuss this matter."
Claude stared at the other party: "Young Master Gu's meaning?"
Gu Kai laughed happily: "I mean, it is necessary to temporarily change the content of our transaction."
There was danger in Claude's eyes: "You want to set up a laboratory in our base for human experiments?"
Gu Kai: "It's really smart."
Claude smiled faintly: "Master Gu, it seems that we have no destiny to cooperate."
Gu Kai was curious: "Why, the conditions I offered were not enough? First of all, sir, you have already accepted half of the deposit. Isn't it a bit dishonest to go back on your word at this time?"
Claude played with the gun in his hand, disassembled it in a strangely skillful way, and quickly assembled it again: "Your young master changed his mind temporarily, and I haven't confiscated your liquidated damages."
Gu Kai put away the smile on his face, and slowly stared at the other party: "No need to discuss?"
Claude shook his head slowly: "There is no discussion."
Gu Kai sighed: "If this is the case, then I have no choice but to express my regret."
Claude nodded in agreement: "It's indeed a pity, but the deposit we received will be used as liquidated damages."
He still decided in his heart that if Gu Kai, an old boy, wanted to play tricks, he would call someone immediately. He was in his own base, and this kid would not have the upper hand at all. Even with the two people in front of him, he was no match at all. Unfortunately, he can only eat.
There was no surprise on Gu Kai's face: "Ah."
Claude didn't expect Gu Kai to be so talkative, and he couldn't help muttering in his heart.
Gu Kai is obviously not a person who is willing to suffer from being dumb. He can be so calm, maybe he has a backup.
Claude shook his head, no matter what, this time, Gu Kai lost.
He waved his hand: "Master Gu, if there is such a business in the future, please remember to call me."
Gu Kai laughed: "First of all, sir, I don't dare to find a partner like you with too low reputation and too high asking price."
As he spoke, he suddenly approached Claude with a mysterious smile on his lips: "Mr. Sir, if I'm not mistaken, the sandstorm is coming soon, right?"
The author has something to say: I was wrong, I’m not used to being lazy for too long, let’s update it honestly
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