his tongue-in-cheek guide
Chapter 108 Chapter 08
Looking at the fainted Mr. Jimmy, Liu Shengyao frowned, and looked at Mrs. Jimmy with disgust: "You monster, stay away from me."
Mrs. Jimmy, that is, Chen Luo took off the disguise on her face, and proudly stuck out her fake breasts: "There is no way, a man is more feminine than you, Miss, should you reflect on your own problems? what?"
Liu Sheng glared at him: "Fake breasts dare to come out to deceive you, Chen Luo, you are a sentinel after all, do you have the most basic sense of shame?"
Chen Luo didn't care about her at all, and ran towards Fang Qi aggrievedly: "Boss—this woman actually despises me——"
Fang Qi took two steps back in disgust: "You are really disgusting like this, can you be normal?"
Seeing this, Chen Luo became more and more aggrieved: "What do you say that you will never leave, but who knows that you will be disgusted in every way if you change your gender? Men are fickle pigs! If Xiaohu is here, who will be with you..."
Just in the middle of speaking, Chen Luo came to a halt, the original happy look was instantly stuck on his face, and those smiles shattered like a collapsed facial makeup.
Fang Qi was also stunned when he heard the words, and didn't know what to say for a while.
When the young man was still there, these two people were indeed noisy, but they were also very happy.
Chen Luo lowered his head and muttered, "I'll go upstairs to see how the hidden boss's family is doing."
After speaking, he went upstairs without looking back.
Seeing him turn away with a sullen face, Liu Shengyao felt very puzzled, and complained: "What's the matter with this kid, did he take the wrong medicine?"
Fang Qi shook his head sadly, but did not speak.
Just when she turned her head, she saw Lu Lanqiu suddenly had a thoughtful expression on her face.
Fang Qi said: "What's wrong?"
Lu Lanqiu frowned: "Do you still remember the man in black who let us go last night?"
Fang Qi frowned and thought about it. The situation was urgent, so he only glanced at the other party hastily.
Although it was just a glance, he felt a sense of familiarity.
Fang Qi nodded hesitantly.
"You also feel a little familiar? You just mentioned Xiaohu... Do you feel that the aura of that person is a bit similar to Xiaohu?"
Fang Qi frowned: "But Xiaohu died, and I saw it with my own eyes. Didn't you also see it in the spiritual realm?"
Lu Lanqiu nodded: "That's why... I find it strange."
Fang Qi patted the other party's shoulder for fear, and said, "Since there is no result, let's talk about the black-robed man later."
After speaking, he turned his head to Billy, who was lying on the ground dying and not yet dead, and showed a sneer: "Anyway, it's important to do the business first."
Seeing this, Lu Lanqiu had no choice but to sigh: "Don't kill people, I can't conduct spiritual exploration on a dead person."
Fang Qi waved his hand: "Hurry up, his intestines will rot if it's too late."
Half a day ago, the two of them quickly found the jeep after bidding farewell to the old man, and they didn't dare to delay for a moment. He was extremely depressed, but he encountered no obstacles along the way.
After entering the small town, they first found a family to go to the empty house, and settled the young man after confirming that no one lived there. The two planned to stop by the bar to check the situation on the way to buy medicine. thing.
After Lu Lanqiu completed the burglary of Billy's brain, he raised his head and said to Fang Qi, "This Scarhead belongs to the patrol team. Yesterday, he went out with the exploration team to intercept it by chance. Their base is fifty kilometers west of the town. It used to be a resort area, but now they have transformed it into a base camp, and they have to register when entering and leaving.”
Fang Qi nodded, and said to Liu Shengyao and the others: "How about you, have you heard about Ke Ke and the others?"
Liu Sheng was taking off Aisha's childish clothes with a look of disgust, and didn't pay any attention to the two men present: "Don't mention it, we have been in this town for three days, and this tavern has been open for a day...Damn this The broken zipper is broken, Lulu, come and help me take a look."
The black-skinned girl hurried over to help, and finally rescued Liu Sheng from the skirt.
She threw the floral-printed skirt onto the bar, and continued: "Ke Ke and the others did lose contact during the riots in the Cabinet Building, but it is reported that the people in the tower managed to rescue him from C City. The roads out were all blown up because of the riots, and the only land transportation is this small town, there have been a few waves in the past few days, but they were all intercepted by the rebels without exception."
Fang Qi pondered for a long time, and said, "It means that the most likely possibility is that they were captured by the rebel army when they fled pretending to be civilians?"
Liu Shengyao has already changed into a suit, which is a common gown for adult women in country I, but this woman got a pure white gown and veil from nowhere, it looks like a Guanyin: "It's very possible."
Fang Qi thought for a while after hearing the words, and said, "It seems necessary to go to the rebel army base to check the situation."
Liu Shengyao was noncommittal when she heard the words. She was adjusting her veil in front of the mirror when she suddenly remembered something: "Fang Qi, have you handed in your work report yet?"
Fang Qi said: "When we set off, I wrote it temporarily in the car, what's wrong?"
Liu Shengyao hesitated for a moment, and then said: "Since yesterday, your personal account has been blocked on the public network in the tower."
Fang Qi frowned: "Are you sure? Is the system malfunctioning?"
Liu Sheng shook his head: "My and Lulu's are both good, the only thing is yours, which is blocked."
Fang Qi was silent. Generally, the sentries in the tower are registered, and they are usually logged out after death or betrayal. This is the first time that they have been locked.
Liu Shengyao stopped putting on makeup, and looked back at Fang Qi worriedly: "I said Fang Qi, are you okay?"
Fang Qi gave her a reassuring smile: "Is this the first day I've come out to play around, little girl, stop worrying and put on your makeup."
Liu Shengyao just turned around in satisfaction, Fang Qi said maliciously: "But tell me honestly, is the fabric that the tailor cut off from your body enough to make you a suit again?"
Liu Shengyao screamed when he heard the words, and said bitterly: "Shut up, faggot."
Fang Qi retorted: "You think I want to control you, smelly lace. And I'm not gay."
Liu Shengyao pretended to be exaggerated: "It's so strange, it turns out that Teacher Lu is a woman."
Fang Qi glared at her, and said loudly: "In this world, I won't like anyone except Lu Lanqiu, so it doesn't matter whether it's a man or a woman."
Liu Sheng was taken aback by Fang Qi's words, and touched the goose bumps on his body for a while: "Idiots are really disgusting."
After speaking, she turned her head and said to Lu Lanqiu: "Mr. Lu, how are you doing? Are you very touched?"
Lu Lanqiu said with a cold face: "To be honest, it's a bit greasy."
After speaking, he turned around and decided not to care about the childish bickering game between the two, but felt that his ears seemed to be burning.
Fang Qi was immediately discouraged when he saw this, and hid in dejection to the side to deal with the corpse. Just as he was about to call Lu Lanqiu to join him, he found that the back of someone turned away was motionless. Smile lightly.
Not really an honest guy.
The shootout that just happened was quite noisy, and it was hard to say whether anyone would come to check on the situation. They could only close the tavern temporarily and wait until dark to dispose of the corpses.
"So we have to sneak into the headquarters of the rebel army next?" Yagyu Haruka took out a bag of popcorn from the bar, and was leaning on the bar with his legs crossed to eat leisurely.
From time to time, he would feed his sentinel with green onion-like fingers, which was extremely greasy.
"Boss, boss, the big ones and the small ones are all set up, when are we going out—huh?"
The sound of footsteps came from upstairs again. It was thought that the family was going downstairs after Chen Luo had dealt with it.
Unexpectedly, the child just ran to the stairs, and suddenly stopped.
Fang Qi was about to turn his head to see what the kid was up to, when he saw the kid standing at the stairs, pointing at the only TV in the lobby and stupidly saying, "Boss, you're on TV."
Fang Qi sneered: "Fart, when will I get on..."
The voice stopped abruptly.
Because an international news is being reported on that old-fashioned LCD TV:
"...At around 00056:[-] p.m. yesterday, the famous biological geneticist, Jude Law Fernand was found dead in the central tower laboratory. At the same time, the W virus sample vaccine was missing. The suspect was identified as S-level sentinel Fang Qi, male gender, sentinel number SC[-], there is information about the acquisition of this sentinel, if anyone knows, please contact the central tower immediately..."
On the screen, the photos of Jude Law and Fang Qi are lined up side by side. It is Fang Qi's ID photo when he served in the military. His eyes are still unruly. Compared with Jude Law's old black and white, it looks very strange.
Fang Qi touched his nose silently, looked around the crowd, and suddenly laughed helplessly: "...I'm quite photogenic, right?"
Liu Shengyao ignored the black humor of the other party, and said angrily: "What the hell are you smirking, you are wanted, okay! Captain Fang, and you were accused of murdering the hope of the world, the researcher of the W virus, you know the thing How serious is it?"
Fang Qi sighed: "I can barely read."
Liu Shengyao blushed with anger: "Damn it! The W virus is missing now, and the zombie migration is about to arrive in this country. We won't be infected, but what about those Mutes? Have you ever thought about them? Where should I escape to?"
She paused, and pointed to Mr. Jimmy who was moved to rest on the sofa: "Let's not talk about it, let's talk about this man. His wife is disabled and cannot be transferred at all. If there is no vaccine, he can only wait for death. Do you understand?" ?”
Fang Qi was stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered the boy he had placed in the abandoned old house, and grabbed Liu Shengyao who was still in a panic: "Miss, please calm down first, we still have things to do, maybe these people can still be saved. "
Liu Shengyao scolded vigorously, so let him go on scolding: "Stop bluffing people, Jude Law is dead, these Mutts will be finished sooner or later, I warn you, don't treat me like a child because of my mother's childlike face—— woo , Lulu, what are you doing?"
It turned out that it was the tall dark-skinned girl who hugged her noisy guide, and stroked the other's back with her slender hands. The young lady, who was still aggressive before, blushed and calmed down in an instant.
Fang Qi sighed, and was about to discuss countermeasures with Lu Lanqiu, but saw him staring at the TV with piercing eyes.
Jude Law's life and social contributions have already been played on it, and his achievements in W virus research are being mentioned.
Lu Lanqiu finally remembered one thing, something he should have thought of long ago but was neglected.
Jude Law, his name is Fernand.
Mrs. Jimmy, that is, Chen Luo took off the disguise on her face, and proudly stuck out her fake breasts: "There is no way, a man is more feminine than you, Miss, should you reflect on your own problems? what?"
Liu Sheng glared at him: "Fake breasts dare to come out to deceive you, Chen Luo, you are a sentinel after all, do you have the most basic sense of shame?"
Chen Luo didn't care about her at all, and ran towards Fang Qi aggrievedly: "Boss—this woman actually despises me——"
Fang Qi took two steps back in disgust: "You are really disgusting like this, can you be normal?"
Seeing this, Chen Luo became more and more aggrieved: "What do you say that you will never leave, but who knows that you will be disgusted in every way if you change your gender? Men are fickle pigs! If Xiaohu is here, who will be with you..."
Just in the middle of speaking, Chen Luo came to a halt, the original happy look was instantly stuck on his face, and those smiles shattered like a collapsed facial makeup.
Fang Qi was also stunned when he heard the words, and didn't know what to say for a while.
When the young man was still there, these two people were indeed noisy, but they were also very happy.
Chen Luo lowered his head and muttered, "I'll go upstairs to see how the hidden boss's family is doing."
After speaking, he went upstairs without looking back.
Seeing him turn away with a sullen face, Liu Shengyao felt very puzzled, and complained: "What's the matter with this kid, did he take the wrong medicine?"
Fang Qi shook his head sadly, but did not speak.
Just when she turned her head, she saw Lu Lanqiu suddenly had a thoughtful expression on her face.
Fang Qi said: "What's wrong?"
Lu Lanqiu frowned: "Do you still remember the man in black who let us go last night?"
Fang Qi frowned and thought about it. The situation was urgent, so he only glanced at the other party hastily.
Although it was just a glance, he felt a sense of familiarity.
Fang Qi nodded hesitantly.
"You also feel a little familiar? You just mentioned Xiaohu... Do you feel that the aura of that person is a bit similar to Xiaohu?"
Fang Qi frowned: "But Xiaohu died, and I saw it with my own eyes. Didn't you also see it in the spiritual realm?"
Lu Lanqiu nodded: "That's why... I find it strange."
Fang Qi patted the other party's shoulder for fear, and said, "Since there is no result, let's talk about the black-robed man later."
After speaking, he turned his head to Billy, who was lying on the ground dying and not yet dead, and showed a sneer: "Anyway, it's important to do the business first."
Seeing this, Lu Lanqiu had no choice but to sigh: "Don't kill people, I can't conduct spiritual exploration on a dead person."
Fang Qi waved his hand: "Hurry up, his intestines will rot if it's too late."
Half a day ago, the two of them quickly found the jeep after bidding farewell to the old man, and they didn't dare to delay for a moment. He was extremely depressed, but he encountered no obstacles along the way.
After entering the small town, they first found a family to go to the empty house, and settled the young man after confirming that no one lived there. The two planned to stop by the bar to check the situation on the way to buy medicine. thing.
After Lu Lanqiu completed the burglary of Billy's brain, he raised his head and said to Fang Qi, "This Scarhead belongs to the patrol team. Yesterday, he went out with the exploration team to intercept it by chance. Their base is fifty kilometers west of the town. It used to be a resort area, but now they have transformed it into a base camp, and they have to register when entering and leaving.”
Fang Qi nodded, and said to Liu Shengyao and the others: "How about you, have you heard about Ke Ke and the others?"
Liu Sheng was taking off Aisha's childish clothes with a look of disgust, and didn't pay any attention to the two men present: "Don't mention it, we have been in this town for three days, and this tavern has been open for a day...Damn this The broken zipper is broken, Lulu, come and help me take a look."
The black-skinned girl hurried over to help, and finally rescued Liu Sheng from the skirt.
She threw the floral-printed skirt onto the bar, and continued: "Ke Ke and the others did lose contact during the riots in the Cabinet Building, but it is reported that the people in the tower managed to rescue him from C City. The roads out were all blown up because of the riots, and the only land transportation is this small town, there have been a few waves in the past few days, but they were all intercepted by the rebels without exception."
Fang Qi pondered for a long time, and said, "It means that the most likely possibility is that they were captured by the rebel army when they fled pretending to be civilians?"
Liu Shengyao has already changed into a suit, which is a common gown for adult women in country I, but this woman got a pure white gown and veil from nowhere, it looks like a Guanyin: "It's very possible."
Fang Qi thought for a while after hearing the words, and said, "It seems necessary to go to the rebel army base to check the situation."
Liu Shengyao was noncommittal when she heard the words. She was adjusting her veil in front of the mirror when she suddenly remembered something: "Fang Qi, have you handed in your work report yet?"
Fang Qi said: "When we set off, I wrote it temporarily in the car, what's wrong?"
Liu Shengyao hesitated for a moment, and then said: "Since yesterday, your personal account has been blocked on the public network in the tower."
Fang Qi frowned: "Are you sure? Is the system malfunctioning?"
Liu Sheng shook his head: "My and Lulu's are both good, the only thing is yours, which is blocked."
Fang Qi was silent. Generally, the sentries in the tower are registered, and they are usually logged out after death or betrayal. This is the first time that they have been locked.
Liu Shengyao stopped putting on makeup, and looked back at Fang Qi worriedly: "I said Fang Qi, are you okay?"
Fang Qi gave her a reassuring smile: "Is this the first day I've come out to play around, little girl, stop worrying and put on your makeup."
Liu Shengyao just turned around in satisfaction, Fang Qi said maliciously: "But tell me honestly, is the fabric that the tailor cut off from your body enough to make you a suit again?"
Liu Shengyao screamed when he heard the words, and said bitterly: "Shut up, faggot."
Fang Qi retorted: "You think I want to control you, smelly lace. And I'm not gay."
Liu Shengyao pretended to be exaggerated: "It's so strange, it turns out that Teacher Lu is a woman."
Fang Qi glared at her, and said loudly: "In this world, I won't like anyone except Lu Lanqiu, so it doesn't matter whether it's a man or a woman."
Liu Sheng was taken aback by Fang Qi's words, and touched the goose bumps on his body for a while: "Idiots are really disgusting."
After speaking, she turned her head and said to Lu Lanqiu: "Mr. Lu, how are you doing? Are you very touched?"
Lu Lanqiu said with a cold face: "To be honest, it's a bit greasy."
After speaking, he turned around and decided not to care about the childish bickering game between the two, but felt that his ears seemed to be burning.
Fang Qi was immediately discouraged when he saw this, and hid in dejection to the side to deal with the corpse. Just as he was about to call Lu Lanqiu to join him, he found that the back of someone turned away was motionless. Smile lightly.
Not really an honest guy.
The shootout that just happened was quite noisy, and it was hard to say whether anyone would come to check on the situation. They could only close the tavern temporarily and wait until dark to dispose of the corpses.
"So we have to sneak into the headquarters of the rebel army next?" Yagyu Haruka took out a bag of popcorn from the bar, and was leaning on the bar with his legs crossed to eat leisurely.
From time to time, he would feed his sentinel with green onion-like fingers, which was extremely greasy.
"Boss, boss, the big ones and the small ones are all set up, when are we going out—huh?"
The sound of footsteps came from upstairs again. It was thought that the family was going downstairs after Chen Luo had dealt with it.
Unexpectedly, the child just ran to the stairs, and suddenly stopped.
Fang Qi was about to turn his head to see what the kid was up to, when he saw the kid standing at the stairs, pointing at the only TV in the lobby and stupidly saying, "Boss, you're on TV."
Fang Qi sneered: "Fart, when will I get on..."
The voice stopped abruptly.
Because an international news is being reported on that old-fashioned LCD TV:
"...At around 00056:[-] p.m. yesterday, the famous biological geneticist, Jude Law Fernand was found dead in the central tower laboratory. At the same time, the W virus sample vaccine was missing. The suspect was identified as S-level sentinel Fang Qi, male gender, sentinel number SC[-], there is information about the acquisition of this sentinel, if anyone knows, please contact the central tower immediately..."
On the screen, the photos of Jude Law and Fang Qi are lined up side by side. It is Fang Qi's ID photo when he served in the military. His eyes are still unruly. Compared with Jude Law's old black and white, it looks very strange.
Fang Qi touched his nose silently, looked around the crowd, and suddenly laughed helplessly: "...I'm quite photogenic, right?"
Liu Shengyao ignored the black humor of the other party, and said angrily: "What the hell are you smirking, you are wanted, okay! Captain Fang, and you were accused of murdering the hope of the world, the researcher of the W virus, you know the thing How serious is it?"
Fang Qi sighed: "I can barely read."
Liu Shengyao blushed with anger: "Damn it! The W virus is missing now, and the zombie migration is about to arrive in this country. We won't be infected, but what about those Mutes? Have you ever thought about them? Where should I escape to?"
She paused, and pointed to Mr. Jimmy who was moved to rest on the sofa: "Let's not talk about it, let's talk about this man. His wife is disabled and cannot be transferred at all. If there is no vaccine, he can only wait for death. Do you understand?" ?”
Fang Qi was stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered the boy he had placed in the abandoned old house, and grabbed Liu Shengyao who was still in a panic: "Miss, please calm down first, we still have things to do, maybe these people can still be saved. "
Liu Shengyao scolded vigorously, so let him go on scolding: "Stop bluffing people, Jude Law is dead, these Mutts will be finished sooner or later, I warn you, don't treat me like a child because of my mother's childlike face—— woo , Lulu, what are you doing?"
It turned out that it was the tall dark-skinned girl who hugged her noisy guide, and stroked the other's back with her slender hands. The young lady, who was still aggressive before, blushed and calmed down in an instant.
Fang Qi sighed, and was about to discuss countermeasures with Lu Lanqiu, but saw him staring at the TV with piercing eyes.
Jude Law's life and social contributions have already been played on it, and his achievements in W virus research are being mentioned.
Lu Lanqiu finally remembered one thing, something he should have thought of long ago but was neglected.
Jude Law, his name is Fernand.
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