The school grass said I was scum to him

Xu Changpu was found by the Academic Affairs Office after evening self-study.

Wanzhou and the vice principal were sitting on both sides of the coffee table, and there were tea sets on the table. The old class said to Xu Changpu with a smile on his face, "Changpu, come here and sit down."

There were five students sitting on the couch opposite Wanzhou, one was Lin Youdu, and the others were all met in the first examination room at that time. He was relatively autistic and didn't know these people well.

Xu Changpu walked to Lin Youdu and sat down. On the table in front of him were the guidebooks of three universities.

The vice-principal smiled and said: "You seven, the top seven in this monthly exam, I have seen your previous exams, and they are basically stable, so here are some guidebooks from well-known foreign universities, mainly Cambridge and Massachusetts. Science and engineering, if you want to take the entrance examination for a foreign university, you should prepare for the IELTS and TOEFL in the second half of the second year of high school. If you don’t understand anything about these universities, you can ask your head teacher or me. I think your grades are not Question, do it well, there is still a year and a half to go, it is better to prepare early, you go back to prepare your personal materials during the winter vacation, and start preparing for interviews and related exams at well-known foreign universities in the beginning of next year, don’t forget IELTS TOEFL Passed in advance, this is a bonus item.”

Xu Changpu took those instruction manuals and stuffed them casually into his schoolbag.

Several other students also put the instruction manuals into their schoolbags one after another.

When Xu Changpu walked out of the Academic Affairs Office, Lin Youdu stopped him.

He asked: "Which university do you want to go to? Harvard or science and engineering? You are so good at science and technology, so science and engineering should be more suitable for you."

Xu Changpu smiled and said, "I don't know, I'm actually quite confused."

In the past so many years, he has been like a tumbler. When others push him, he moves. If others don’t push him, he just stands there. It’s like his grades. It’s not that he wants to get good grades. , every time he goes to various remedial classes, his attitude towards the homework being tutored remains the same for thousands of years. If you give a lecture, I will listen carefully, and if you don’t, I will forget it.

Now, it was up to him to make his own choice—which university he wanted to attend.

He is going to choose his own future.

he does not know.

In other words, he has never planned, nor does he want to plan, which one to take the exam.

Lin Youdu smiled: "Don't worry, it's still early, and there is still time to think about it. As long as you pass the IELTS and TOEFL, the university interviews and related exams will not be difficult. My sister said that she is now in Cambridge."

Xu Changpu gave a faint "Oh".

When he walked to the intersection of the class, Lin Youdu smiled and said, "Happy winter vacation."

Xu Changpu nodded slightly: "Happy winter vacation."

"Xueba, why are you still in the ink? Let's go. Tonight, the old class paid us out of his own money to treat us to dinner." Xu Jie threw his bag behind him from the teaching building, grabbed Xu Changpu's hand and walked downstairs go.

Xu Changpu habitually followed down a few steps, the day students are on vacation tonight, and the dormitory students are on vacation tomorrow morning, this time the class did very well in the exam, the average score ranked fifth in the grade, and Ban Fei also got his wish in the selection excellent teacher.

In view of the fact that there was a fight at the end of the autumn outing last time, I didn't play what I should have played, and I didn't eat what I should have eaten, leaving a few thousand yuan in class fees.

During the evening self-study, the class leader said to have a dinner together before the holiday. After all, the class fee is not enough. When he was about to ask everyone to pay the money, Ban Fei came and waved his hand, saying that he would be responsible for the lack of money for the dinner tonight. pad.

Then the whole class cheered.

Ban Fei chose a self-service barbecue on the Internet, and that barbecue was quite expensive. After reading the price list, Ban Fei was very heartbroken, but Haikou boasted, so he could only grit his teeth and endure it.

The whole class took the bus one after another and set off towards the barbecue restaurant. There were not many people in the classroom. Yan Su, Lin Cheng, and Huang Bin went to occupy the space first. Because the barbecue was very popular, the 56 people must have to wait for a while tonight. So get a seat first.

Lin Youdu stopped Xu Changpu: "Changpu, I have something to talk to you about."

Xu Changpu stopped, and Xu Jie also stopped. He complained: "Is there something that can't be said on WeChat? The last bus is coming soon, and there will be no bus later."

Lin Youdu thought for a while and then said: "It's okay, it's just... just I think, we can share IELTS and TOEFL materials."

Before Xu Changpu could speak, Xu Jie pulled Xu Changpu's sleeve and disappeared around the corner of the stairway.

Xu Jie's voice came from the stairs: "Oh, oh, I thought it was such a big deal, it's weird for you Xueba to talk."

Xu Changpu himself didn't even know whether he wanted to study abroad or not, and he didn't bother to think about it. The boat would go straight when it reached the bridge, and whether to go or not was like two sides of a coin. Let God make the decision. He is not God, so he is too lazy to make a decision.

As soon as they walked to the bus stop at the school gate, they saw the last bus had just left, and at this time the short and fat figure of the old class appeared at the school gate.

Lao Ban also noticed that there were two people at the bus station, walked over and said, "Let's take a taxi."

Xu Changpu really didn't want to ride in the same car with Lao Ban. Lao Ban was too nagging. He looked at Xu Jie, hoping that Xu Jie would refuse.

Xu Jie fully agreed: "Okay."

Xu Jie thought it was great to take a taxi with Lao Ban without paying the fare.

Sure enough, the old class nagged all the way.

When they arrived at the barbecue restaurant, the whole class had already grilled plates of meat.

Xu Jie went to the cabinet to carry four or five boxes of beer and liquor. There are quite a few boys in the class who like to drink liquor, and their alcohol capacity is not bad.

The old class patted the table and said, "Boys, you are not allowed to drink tonight. How do you go home at night after drinking?"

Huang Bin patted the old class on the back and said: "Drink a little, it's okay. Those who are too far away to go back will go to school to squeeze with the dormitory students, and let their parents pick them up later. It's hard It's been a hard semester, so we should give us something to drink. Come on, let's have a bottle for each of us, it's a coward if we don't kill it."

Yan Su didn't think it was a big deal, he was full of pride: "Come on, they're all open, anyway, it's my old class's treat, our old class is rich."

The old class obstructed: "Give me a drink less, don't drink too much. Drink less, Huang Bin, who told you to blow into the bottle? Huang Bin, give me a drink, little bastard... "

Lao Ban wanted to step forward to stop him, but Huang Bin didn't give Lao Ban a chance and blew two bottles directly.

Maybe it's because he has been with his big brother since he was a child, so Huang Bin has a naughty air that doesn't fit in with the students. Xu Changpu sometimes envies this kind of person. He looks arrogant, happy to be kind, and he is used to it. Just treat you as a brother, and do it directly if you don't like it.

Brother Bin took the lead and drank it, and the other boys followed suit. The squad leader Lin Cheng directly poured a glass of white beer and said, "I don't drink that beer, it's boring."

Ban Fei stopped Lin Cheng and said, "Don't drink so much, I need your help to take the dormitory students back later. You drank, how will you go back later."

The squad leader smiled: "Old Ban, you're underestimating me. I usually drink with my dad, and it's not a big deal if I drink two glasses of white per meal."

Xu Changpu stood up and said, "I'm going to get a bottle of Coke."

The monitor shook the half bottle of white in his hand: "Xueba, you are not interesting."

Ban Fei was angry: "What do you mean it's boring? What's wrong with drinking Coke? Coke also has dignity, treasure, bring me a bottle."

Xu Changpu did not respond.

Ban Fei turned his head and looked at Yan Su glaring at him angrily.

Ban Fei: "Boy, what's wrong with you?"

Yan Su: "Don't call him Bao."

"Hello, how are you all? Eat and drink more, don't be polite, come on, fill up the wine..." Shao Ting ran leisurely to Class [-] with a glass of soda cans of Coke area.

Yan Su was roasting a large piece of beef, stunned: "When did you come here?"

Shao Ting: "Why, am I not allowed to eat after I paid?"

He casually picked up the large piece of beef that Yan Su roasted and ate it. He always felt that the taste was a bit bland, and said, "This beef is not good, it's not good."

Yan Su glared: "This is for my little one."

Shao Ting pouted: "No wonder it's so bland, it's for pregnant women."

"Don't drink a whole beer, drink some white wine." Lin Cheng casually poured a glass of white wine for Shao Ting.

Later, when he saw that Shao Ting didn't even have beer in his hand, it was fucking Coke, Lin Cheng rolled his eyes to the sky: "Weak chicken."

Shao Ting: "What's wrong with Coke? Coke also has dignity."

Shao Ting didn't drink baijiu, so he casually put the glass of baijiu on the table.

The old class thought that this group of students were crazy, and if they knew they were so crazy, they shouldn't have treated them to dinner.

Xu Changpu came over with two or three handfuls of vegetables and two cans of Coke. At this time, Yan Su grabbed a big piece of beef. He was afraid that it would be snatched away again, so he put it in a bowl for Xu Changpu: "Honey, eat more. "

On his plate were a few pieces of scorched pork belly, covered with fragrant chili powder spices, and some cumin powder, all of which Yan Su snatched for him from the mouths of a group of hungry wolves.

Xu Changpu took two cans of Coke, and the old class was about to reach out to pick up a bottle, Xu Changpu gave the bottle to Yan Su, saying: "Drink less wine, it's not good to drink too much."

The old class was stunned: "Baby, where's my bottle? Didn't I ask you to help me get a bottle?"

Xu Changpu: "When I went there, there were only two bottles of Coke in the cabinet, and the waiter hadn't had time to serve the new ones, so he didn't bring them for you. I'll get them for you later."

Yan Su raised his eyebrows at Shao Ting: Did you see that, let me just say I have something to play.

Shao Ting pouted, really looking down on this kind of love-minded man.

Lin Cheng muttered, "I smell adultery."

Yu Liuying: "Hey, same-sex attracts, close to the water, it's life. Lin Cheng, you weak chicken, your old lady has fucked you, and you're only fucking out of it."

Lin Cheng watched Yu Liuying drink a whole glass of white wine, without changing his face or beating his heart, and bowed to him on the spot: "Sister, you are a hero among women, and the little one is willing to bow down."

Xu Jie looked at Xu Changpu and Yan Su, and sighed: "There is definitely adultery."

Xu Changpu unscrewed the Coke, put it aside to deflate, picked up a piece of pork belly wrapped in lettuce and took a bite, this bite made him doubt life, this pork belly is too spicy, I don’t know why it is so spicy, it feels like the tip of the tongue They were all so hot that they lost consciousness in an instant.

He immediately picked up the water on the table and took a sip. His mouth was no longer numb, but his stomach was burning.

"Cough, cough——" He was choked up by that thorn, and the white wine that he didn't have time to swallow was sprayed out by him. At some point, a glass of white wine was placed on his table.

Seeing his face flushed from coughing, Yan Su hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "What's the matter? What's the matter? This is it? Did you drink it?"

The glass of white wine in front of Xu Changpu was more than half gone. Seeing his suffocation, Yan Su quickly patted his back gently, quickly took out the toilet paper to wipe his mouth, and poured him a glass of boiled water to rinse his mouth.

Lin Cheng was persuading him to drink at the table next to him, and when he saw the commotion here, he hurried over: "What's wrong?"

Yan Su questioned: "Did you replace his glass with wine?"

Lin Cheng was so frightened by Yan Su's annoyed eyes that he wanted to cry, and said, "I...I didn't, so I just poured a cup for the monitor of the fifth class..."

Shao Ting was wandering around on other tables, chatting with the girls in Class [-], when he saw the movement here, he hurried over: "What's the matter?"

Yan Su looked at Shao Ting angrily: "Did you put the white glass of wine on the calamus table?"

Shao Ting: "I'll just let it go."

Xu Changpu finally recovered his breath, waved his hands again and again and said, "It's okay. It's okay."

Right now, his stomach is very hot, which is probably the reason why he drank the half glass of white wine all at once.In order to forgive the sin, Shao Ting quickly went to make a bowl of porridge and put it in front of Xu Changpu, saying, "Sorry, I put it casually, I don't know..."

Xu Changpu swallowed a few mouthfuls of porridge in a daze, he didn't want to make the whole class unhappy because of him, so he said: "It's really fine, you should eat and play."

The class is lively again.

Xu Changpu swallowed a big gulp of baijiu, his headache was splitting, and his mind was dizzy. He had never drank alcohol since he was a child, but suddenly took a sip of baijiu, and he couldn't help it.

The class started singing now, and it probably won't stop for a while. He leaned his back against the wall, and the voice drifted far away in his ears.

He vaguely heard the promise of "never break up in ten years", and the old Ban Zhiling smiled: "If you still remember me ten years later, we will come back here, and I will continue to treat you to eat."

Shao Ting took the lead in booing: "Ouye, long live the old class."

Old class: "I only invite people from my own class, except for other classes."

Shao Ting: "Cut."

Xu Changpu's stomach was burning uncomfortably. He leaned his back against the wall, feeling drowsy, the white mist in front of his eyes disappeared, and he fell into deep darkness.

Someone pointed: "Squad leader of class five, look at your good deeds, the bully got drunk and fainted."

Shao Ting saw Xu Changpu fell asleep leaning against the corner of the wall, and was embarrassed to call him, facing Yan Su's self-criticism and said: "My fault, my fault!"

Yan Su: "Get lost."

Ban Fei said: "Okay, okay, I'll go to settle the bill, the dormitory students wait for me, I'll send you back, the day students call their parents and parents, and the parents come and go one by one."

Yan Su looked at Xu Changpu who had fallen asleep leaning against the wall, his face was a little red, it was because of drinking wine on his face, the bright yellow light hit his face, making him look very peaceful and warm .

A person shouted: "What about Xueba?"

The old class said: "I will take him to my house later, stay at my house tonight first, and let him go home tomorrow."

He knew the situation of Xu Changpu's family, so it was impossible for his parents to pick him up.

Yan Su said: "I'll take him to my house. My brother will pick me up later. It's convenient to have a car."

Lao Ban thought about it and didn't think anything, so he agreed.

When Yan Bo came to pick up Yan Su, Yan Su carried Xu Changpu into the car. Yan Bo looked at Xu Changpu's unconscious state and said, "You guys are a bit wild at this party. You've drunk so much. Where is his home? , do you want to send him back first?"

Yan Su: "No, he will go home with me tonight."

Yan Bo thought for a while and didn't say anything.

When I got home, it was past one o'clock in the evening, Yan Bo opened the door, and Yan Su helped Xu Changpu walk towards the house.

Xu Changpu was so drunk that he went from the warm car to the windy night sky, and then entered the warm and comfortable villa under the cold moonlight. The cold and the heat made him sick to his stomach.

When Yan Su helped him into the room, he suddenly felt nauseous. He opened his eyes and saw that there seemed to be a trash can in front of him. He closed his eyes overwhelmed, and his body instinctively walked towards the trash can in a daze. After walking, he pushed Yan Su away and took two steps towards the trash can, then staggered forward.

Crashing—Xu Changpu suddenly threw a vase down.

The vase placed next to the big screen in the living room was thrown down by him and broke.

Yan Su and Yan Bo's eyes widened - it was their father's favorite vase.

It was brought back from abroad and displayed in front of relatives and friends for a long time, and finally placed in the most conspicuous position in the living room, so that relatives and friends can see it as soon as they enter the door.

Xu Changpu didn't know where he fell when he was unconscious, only heard a sound, and then he fell to the ground, his mind went blank, and he passed out.

Before Yan Su woke up from the panic that his father's favorite vase broke, he was startled by Xu Changpu's fall.

He quickly ran over to pick up Xu Changpu, seeing that Xu Changpu only had a few small cuts on his hands before he felt relieved, he hugged Xu Changpu and walked upstairs to the room.

When he reached the stairs, he yelled at his parents' bedroom with a loud voice, and the voice was deafening: "Dad, my brother broke your favorite vase."

Yan Bo: "..."

The author has something to say:

Brother Su: My wife is for hurting, my brother is for cheating.

Yan Bo: May I not be your brother in the next life!Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who cast [Mine]: 1 small nest;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

10 bottles of Meow Meow Wang Wang Melee; 6 bottles of Qinglian Liulisha; 5 bottles of Chuaner; 1 bottle of Prosperity, Democracy, Civilization and Harmony;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!