The school grass said I was scum to him

"Stop." A terrified scream.

It was too late for the sound to come out, Xu Changpu had already stepped on it, he looked down, and saw the corner of a piece of toilet paper protruding from the sole of his foot.

He moved his feet away, and on a piece of toilet paper with some footprints and dust on it, some formulas and chemical molecular formulas were written with a black water-based pen.

Fang Kun looked at him sadly and angrily: "How can you step on my lifeblood."

Xu Changpu: "..."

Xu Jie sighed with emotion: "If you don't work hard at ordinary times, you are in a hurry to take the exam. Cheating is the most shameful thing, and doing cheat sheets is the most disgusting thing. Don't you know how to study hard?"

After teaching his deskmate a lesson, he picked up the book "Advanced Tarot Card Algorithm" and began to study it seriously. While studying, he also wrote to take notes.

He failed the exam last time, and this time he will make persistent efforts.

Fang Kun picked up the piece of toilet paper aggrieved, and flicked the ashes on it, "It's okay, it can still be used, otherwise it would be too difficult to copy. It took me more than two weeks to finish copying."

Xu Changpu glanced at it and said, "The formula for a circuit in the middle of physics is wrong."

Fang Kun searched for a long time: "Where is it?"

Xu Changpu pointed, "Here."

Fang Kun quickly went to the book to check it, and found that it was really wrong, so he picked up a pen and corrected it at the bottom corner of the toilet paper.

There are two sheets of toilet paper filled with cheat sheets next to it, which are English and mathematics, plus the comprehensive science in his hand, there are three sheets in total.

He stuffed the square stack of three toilet paper into the middle of a stack of unused toilet paper, and then stuffed it into the toilet paper pouch.

Satisfied, he weighed the small bag of toilet paper and said, "The New Year's money is all up to you, baby."

He put the toilet paper on the table with a satisfied face, as if he was holding his perfect test paper at the moment.

Yan Su rushed into the classroom through the back door, grabbed the bag of toilet paper on his desk and ran away, casually threw the bag on the table: "Borrow me, damn it, that idiot Shao Ting always goes to the toilet without paper."

He saw with his own eyes the head teacher of Class [-] entering the classroom. The head teacher of Class [-] watched Shao Ting very strictly these days, and when he rang the bell later, Shao Ting hadn't entered the classroom, so he might have to run around again.

As Shao Ting's childhood friend, he really didn't want to give him paper at all.But you can't ignore death.

The schoolbag fell on the ground, and he didn't have time to pick it up. He ran outside like flying: "Baby, help me pick up the bag."

Before Fang Kun said "Brother Su", Yan Su had already rushed out of the classroom.

Fang Kun rushed out quickly: "Brother Su, then my lifeblood, my lifeblood!"

Yan Su has long legs and runs very fast. As soon as Fang Kun went down the stairs, Yan Su disappeared at the end of the teaching building.

Fang Kun didn't know whether Yan Su went to the toilet of the liberal arts class or the toilet of the science class, he came back with a dejected expression on his face.

Xu Changpu looked at him indifferently, bent down and picked up Yan Su's schoolbag, patted the ashes on it, and put it on Yan Su's table.

Wan Kun thought that this school bully was too cold and ruthless. At this time, ordinary people would have made mocking voices.

At this time, Ban Fei came in. Everyone in the class knew that Ban Fei had a good temper, so before the class bell rang, everyone could be as lively as they wanted.

Ban Fei patted Xu Changpu on the shoulder and said, "Are you feeling better?"

Xu Changpu nodded: "Yes."

Ban Fei nodded slightly, walked to the blackboard at the front door and said: "The final exam is coming soon. Tonight, we will hold a class meeting and make a blackboard report. The school will come to inspect and select outstanding classes. Be more serious to me."

Xu Changpu sat indifferently, and Yan Su kicked open the back door with a bang and walked in.

When Fang Kun saw Yan Su, he seemed to see a savior and asked, "Brother Su, there are three pieces of toilet paper you were holding just now..."

Yan Su grabbed Fang Kun: "Do you still have toilet paper? Damn that idiot Shao Ting, it's fine to go to the toilet without toilet paper, and he dropped the bag of toilet paper I sent over into the pit."

Fang Kun wanted to strangle Yan Su instantly, but he didn't dare.

Xu Changpu silently took out a bag of paper from his pocket and handed it to Yan Su, Yan Su took it and rushed out to deliver the paper to Shao Ting.

He felt that Shao Ting could not escape the bad luck of going down and running laps, because the class bell rang for three or four minutes.

Before the old class finished writing the class meeting outline, Yan Su returned to the classroom.

The old class knocked on the blackboard and said, "Look at the blackboard, the theme of this class meeting. What is my dream?"

Shao Ting didn't know when he had finished shitting, so he sneaked in from behind, slipped to Yan Su's table, and shared a chair with him.

Yan Su looked at him coldly: "What are you doing? Our class has a class meeting."

Shao Ting: "I don't want to go back and run laps, I'll come to you to hide first."

The old class glanced at the students below, and said: "This semester is coming to an end, have you thought about your dreams, what are your dreams? Can any student stand up and talk?"

Shao Ting curled his lips: "Old-fashioned, your class teacher really can't play tricks."

Yan Su: "If you play tricks, you won't be called Ban Fei."

Xu Changpu was still indifferent, he always felt that the class meeting was just a time to talk nonsense to the teacher.

When he was just laying on the table and getting ready to sleep, Ban Fei called his name and said, "Xu Changpu, Doyouhaveadream?"

Xu Changpu stood up and said, "I have no dreams."

The old class looked at him and smiled: "Don't take it as a very broad meaning. For example, you want to go to study early and study at night. This is also your short-term dream. For example, you fancy a basketball , This is also your little dream, what do you want now, what kind of person do you want to be in the future? Do you have a dream?"

Xu Changpu thought for a while and said, "My dream is - I want to have a dream."

The whole class burst into laughter.

Ban Fei also laughed. He waved his hand and signaled Xu Changpu to sit down: "Yes, this is also a dream."

Xu Changpu sat down, he didn't know what he was going to do every day, he didn't know what he wanted to do, he was living anyway, when it was time to go to school, to go to school, when it was time to eat, he never found something for himself to do, To be precise, his daily life is sad and autistic.

Ban Fei said in a lower voice in the class: "Yes, this is actually a dream. In fact, Calamus, you are the child with the best grades among all the students I have taught, and you are also the most autistic child. Your heart is very fragile. Rather than saying that you don’t know what you want, it’s better to say that you lack everything or you don’t lack anything. No one in this world lacks everything. Even vegetative people lack one. Lying on the bed."

"I think there are three reasons. First, you lack too many things, so you don't know what you want, so you feel that you have no dreams. Second, you have been closed in your own world, and you don't know what is going on outside. The world, so you don’t know what you want, so you have no dreams. Third, you never know how to take the initiative to ask for it, and you don’t know how to take the initiative to give it. , like a tumbler, push it, move it, don’t push it, it’s there.”

Xu Changpu was silent.

Ban Fei smiled: "Actually, there is nothing wrong with this kind of life, at least your mentality is very good, but I think you should try to get more, but also try to give, and integrate more into life, you will have different gains .”

Xu Changpu felt that the old class still had two brushes, at least the three points he summed up were more or less in line with him.

Including the relationship between him and Yan Su all the time, Yan Su is the one who takes the initiative, and it is also Yan Su who pays. Every time he does something, if Yan Su doesn't mention it, he will never mention it. Yan Su pays for him, and he is like that Accepted, he will neither ask nor give, just like a marionette, if someone lifts the string, it will move, but if no one lifts the string, it will remain motionless.

The old class said - try to give, but also try to get.

He thought for a while, and sent Yan Su a text message asking: Do you still come to my house to make up lessons on weekends?

Yan Su replied in seconds: Well, do you have something to do?

Xu Changpu: No, it's okay, I'll just ask.

At the end, he asked again: Do you still have lunch and dinner at my house?If you are here, you have to come early, we have to go shopping in the morning.

Yan Su smiled sweetly, Emma, ​​this little lover is so kind to me, at first glance, she is the one who can manage the house and live a life.

This smile made Shao Ting look down on him. When he saw the chat message, he said coldly: "You two are separated by a fucking aisle, do you have to post it on xxx?"

Yan Su flaunted, "I'm a dog lover, and I don't want to abuse your single dog."

Yan Su continued to text Xu Changpu: Well, I like to eat what you make.

Xu Changpu replied: Oh.

The old class looked at the whole class and said, "Are there any other classmates? The most beautiful girl in our class, Yu Liuying, come here."

Yu Liuying stood up, thought for a while and said, "I want to be a concubine."

Lao Ban: "..." What the hell?

Yu Liuying thought for a while and said, "Because a wife is not as good as a concubine. Generally, husbands like concubines, so I want to be a concubine."

The old class smiled: "Don't underestimate yourself, don't try to change yourself into another person, others may not be suitable for you, only your own is the best. In fact, you are also very good, you have your own advantages and disadvantages, you It's cute, and it loves to fight against injustices. This is a complete individual. When you become another person, you are no longer you. And the person you like doesn't like you either."

Yan Su raised his hand and said, "My dream is - I want to remember someone."

Lao Ban looked at him with a smile: "Oh?"

The whole class: "Call——"

Yan Su glanced at Xu Changpu: "There is a person in my mind all the time. I had a car accident and I only remember that person's name, but not everything about him, so I want to remember everything about him."

He wanted to remember how he fell in love with Xu Changpu, how he fell in love with him, when did they first kiss, and what was it like when they had sex for the first time?Where was their first date?

He feels that the little things that belong to love should not be forgotten.

Lao Ban smiled, his eyes were full of "I knew it, you boy fell in love with you".

He said: "That person is always in your mind, so it doesn't matter if you remember everything about him? At least he is always there, and you have never forgotten it. Instead of trying to remember the past, it is better to cherish the present and plan well. future."

Boom, boom, boom—the door of Class [-] was pushed open.

The head teacher of Class Five poked his head in and said, "Old Class, let me find that traitor in our class."

Lao Ban looked at Shao Ting: "Traitor, I'm looking for you."

The head teacher of Class [-] rolled his eyes: "Shao Ting, you are quite courageous. If you don't listen to your own class, go to someone else's class? You like science classes so much, why didn't you choose science?"

Shao Ting stood up and smiled: "There are many girls in liberal arts."

The head teacher of Class [-] gave him a cold look: "Go back and fix the blackboard, and then go down and run fifteen laps."

Shao Ting said: "That's why I like Class [-], the old class of Class [-] never punishes me for running laps."

Class [-] teacher: "Ten laps more."

Shao Ting: "..."

The old class commented on every dream of every student and gave suggestions.

Finally, the old class held up the A4 paper on the podium and gave it to the monitor, Lin Cheng, and asked Lin Cheng to distribute some.

Immediately afterwards, the old class took a few boxes of colored pens and oil painting plates from the art student classroom to the class, and said: "Write your dreams on A4 paper, and how you do it, how you do it, what you want You can write the added content, etc., and then design a board for your own dreams, use oil brushes, colored pens, and colored pencils to draw the colors you want, and finally, we paste the paper on the blackboard at the back, so that Our blackboard paper is ready. Wait until next semester to see if you have done what you planned on paper, or if you have done better, or maybe, by that time, you will have Another dream."

The old class asked several class cadres to help share things like colored pens.

It was Xu Changpu's turn. Xu Changpu carefully wrote down his dreams and the suggestions given by the old class on A4 paper. Finally, it was the design link.

Lao Ban has wandered to his side at this moment, smiling and feeling: "Your calligraphy is so beautiful."

Xu Changpu didn't speak.

Old Ban stood beside him for a while, didn't see him continuing to design the piece of paper, so he made a suggestion and said: "You can design something related to your dream. For example, if you want to be a writer, draw a Go to the book..."

Yan Su painted his dream fancy, he felt that his past love with Xu Changpu must have been vigorous and wonderful, and then drew a person on his paper - Xu Changpu.

Standing in the aisle, Lao Ban saw the villain painted by Yan Su, and said, "What did you draw? A monkey with long hair? Boy, there is a tail missing here!"

As he said that, Lao Ban tapped the monkey's butt on the paper with his finger.

Yan Su rolled his eyes at Lao Ban: "Don't touch me blindly, touch my wife's butt again, I'll kill you."

Xu Changpu drew a bridge on paper.

The sky is full of stars, and the half-arc moon hangs high. In the dark night, a bridge runs across the east and west.

At the end of the bridge, is an isolated island!

The author has something to say:

It can be seen that there is nothing, Calamus is tempted, for him, he is an island, Yan Su is a bridge, and love is, I need a bridge, and you just happen to be it!

Yan Su after recovering his memory: I had a thrilling and wonderful first love with brain supplementation, and my wife looked at me in the eyes——psychic patients are more happy

The collection has finally reached 10. I am so happy. Let’s celebrate with 30 tomorrow, so don’t blame me if the update is a bit late tomorrow. I will try to update it before 10:30, so the babies will come back after [-]:[-].

Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who cast [Mine]: No. 1 without a name;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

5 bottles of Wei Zixi, Jiang Xiaokang, Yunshen Qingyin; 2 bottles of Ji Shu must not stay up late today;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!